Crusty Mustard Cap

Steven talks about things he shouldn't have said that include a Starbucks drive-thru and pretending to be an assassin before sharing a new Story Time with Steven about eating an edible. All music and sound effects are Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ MUSIC BY: "The Curtain Rises" By Kevin MacLeoud (Incompetech) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoyE1B7HHA   "Distant Thunder, Sunday Morning (Again)" By Springtide (FMA) "Hitman" By Kevin MacLeoud (Incompetech) "Roll Jordan Roll -Bumper Band" By The Joy Drops (FMA) "RollJordan Roll - Stem-Rythm-Gtr-Mandolin" By The Joy Drops (FMA) "Queen" By Soft and Furious (FMA)   "Sneaky Snitch" By Kevin MacLeoud (Incompetech) "Back In The Day" By Ahmad Lewis (YouTube Library) "That Kid In Fourth Grade Who Really Liked The Denver Broncos" By Chris Zabriskie (YouTube Library)   "Richard's Stuff" By Otis McDonald (YouTube Library)   SOUND EFFECTS BY: acclivity https://www.freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/18889/ Todd Vaziri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoyE1B7HHA Door Air Lock  CMIUC100 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8JmnhvVS4 vedas https://www.freesound.org/people/vedas/sounds/175386/ juskiddink https://www.freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/101933/ yottasounds https://www.freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/174618/ thanvannispen https://www.freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/44748/ "Frying Steak Sound Effect" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNUydokb9A Like this show? Please click on —> iTunes to give us a rating and review or stream on Crustymustardcap.com or LibSyn and Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcapshow Facebook: facebook.com/crustymustardcap Thanks for the support and listening!

Steve talks about the out-of-date dad bod, getting sh***y gigs, giving soggy fries to the homeless, a**hole robots, reviews a movie and tells another real story. Also, uncle Dan stops by for a few drinks and helps out with Ask Shameless and Bad White Guy Blues Songs.  Enjoy!   MUSIC BY: All music is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License "The Curtain Rises" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "_04_-_Rebel_Anthem_in_E-major_Redneck_Minor" by Harsanyi_Laszlo YouTube Audio Library) "Very Right" by Jingle Punks (YouTube Audio Library) "Soul and Mind" by E's Jammy Jams (YouTube Audio Library) "Sneaky Adventure" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Cheesy Intro" by (Teknoaxe.com) "Covert_Affair_Film_Noire" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Mammas, Don't Let You Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" by Acoustic Country Favorites On Guitar from Something in the water (YouTube) Ask Shameless Theme "Oppressive Gloom" and "One-eyed Maestro" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Beer Belly Blues" by John Deley (YouTube Audio Library) "OctoBlues" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Porch Blues" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   SOUND EFFECTS BY:   Guitar-Slide-Up.wav By copyc4t  (Freesound.org) Like this show? Please click on —> iTunes to give us a rating and review or stream on Crustymustardcap.com or LibSyn and Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcapshow Facebook: facebook.com/crustymustardcap Thanks for the support and listening!

In this #SundayShorty Steven Renzo talks about slugs with a throwback clip about slug sex from Minisode 4. Enjoy! MUSIC BY: All music and sound effects are licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Look Busy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Intro 5" Jason Shaw (Audionautix.com) Like this show? Please click on —> iTunes to give us a rating and review. We’re also on LibSyn and Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcap #TheSundayShorties Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/crustymustardcap/ Thanks for the support and listening!  

Steven Renzo is back for his first minisode of the year. Steve talks Tom Brady, sex code-phrases, walkie talkies, glue facials, good Steve versus bad Steve and a fan favorite, story time with Steven. Enjoy! MUSIC BY: "Hey Sailor"  Silent Partner "The Curtain Rises" Kevin MacLeod "Ukulele Beach" Doug Maxwell "All Aboard" Silent Partner "Snack Time" The Green Orbs   "Love Struck" E's Jammy Jams   "Over Time"  Vibe Tracks SOUND EFFECTS BY: "Male Voice Sounding Sigh" by Jagadamba

THE GIGGLE-TWINS ARE BACK! After almost a year, Steven Renzo sits down with his estranged brother Uncle Dan for a few drinks (you can tell). They have some technical difficulties that involve throw-pillows, warning the elderly of rabid squirrels, peeve about the bathroom booger-bandit and then things get really weird as they continue to mispronounce words and play a few awkward rounds of W.Y.R.S. ENJOY!

Does he love or hate Christmas? Find out as Steven starts off a little rough and eventually comes around to sharing one of his favorite Christmas memories. Carl from "Bad Duets" returns with a Christmas classic and Steven shares a preview clip to the next surprise episode. Enjoy! Like this show? Please click on —> iTunes to give us a rating and review or stream on Crustymustardcap.com or LibSyn and Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcapshow Facebook: facebook.com/crustymustardcap Thanks for the support and listening! All Music and Sound Effects are Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License MUSIC: "Joy to the World (Instrumental)" Jingle Punks, YouTube Audio Library "O Christmas Tree (Instrumental)" Jingle Punks,YouTube Audio Library "Dixie Outlandish (Sting)" John Deley and The 41 Players "Intro 5" Jason Shaw, AUDIONAUTIX.COM "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" Twin Musicom, YouTube Audio Library   SOUND EFFECTS: "Danny and Andrea crying in my kitchen" Sumanguru Gyra Jones    

Steven Renzo shares his number one pet-peeve and an extra clip that was cut from episode #14 called "I'll cast your damn movie." Music by: Jockers Dance Orchestra "The Royal Vagabond" Freemusicarchive.org Like this show? Please click on —> iTunes to give us a rating and review.  We’re also on LibSyn and Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcap #TheSundayShorties Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/crustymustardcap/ Thanks for the support and listening!

In this Minisode, Steven shares his views on saving hostages, late night 1-800 commercials, his ongoing spider battle, illegal beer gardens, insect piss and another hilarious "Storytime With Steven" segment. ENJOY! Like this show? Please click on —> iTunes to give us a rating and review or stream on Crustymustardcap.com or LibSyn and Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcapshow Facebook: facebook.com/crustymustardcap Thanks for the support and listening!

Crusty goes mobile! Steven Renzo sits down with his first mobile and returning guest, Yukon Art. Somewhere in Carnation Wa, they have a "guys night out" while recording a show where they talk about blow guns and shoving dead fish down your pants. Pet peeves include: Steve's kids basketball team, loosing an eye to limp pipe, and Walmart. Plus, Steve shares his alcohol-inspired dream of being a falconer on the side. You're welcome!

Steven Renzo shares his change of heart for his neighbors and his distaste for the bad ones in this shorty with a throwback clip from episode #6.  All music and sound effects are Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ MUSIC Bassa Island Game Loop Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music Spring In My Step by Silent Partner https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music SOUND EFFECTS https://www.freesound.org/people/silentbob530/sounds/214460/ https://www.freesound.org/people/silentbob530/sounds/214461/ Like this show? Please click on —> iTunes to give us a rating and review.  We’re also on LibSyn and Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcap Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/crustymustardcap/ Thanks for the support and listening!

In this minisode, Steven talks about the heat wave, living in a beer commercial, the Olympics and his war on spiders. He also tells a story about doing the Tango under the influence and receives a phone call from Tam the T-bag. Enjoy!   Like this show? Please give us a rating and review on iTunes. For streaming episodes visit CrustyMustardCap.com and we're also on Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/crustymustardcap/ Thanks for listening!

Steven Renzo shares the moment Sheisty Shameless is reborn and adds a recent throwback clip of an Ask Shameless segment from minisode #6.

A CRUSTY FULL TABLE! Steven Renzo sits down with Grizzly Adams, Tam the T-Bag and Bob the "Dealer" aka Bob-t##s, Bobbing for t##ts or Penalty Bob! In this fun-filled episode they cover Honey Boo-Boo and One-armed mannequins. Then they peeve about restroom etiquette, toilette paper and find time to play a few games at the end. Cheers!   Like this show?  Please give us a rating and review in iTunes.  For streaming episodes visit CrustyMustardCap.com and we're also on Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcap Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/crustymustardcap/   Thanks for the support and listening!

Steven takes the show on the road after his intro and ends up doing the show out of his friend Joe's shed in the woods. After a few beers and some BBQ, the guys sit down to record a show where they talk about a man turning himself into a goat, winning the big bucks, stealing liquor bottles from a plane, technology and millennials.  Joe thinks the take a shot sound is a p#### fart, not a fly and catches Steven off-guard with a joke at the end. Enjoy!   Like this show? Please give us a rating and review on iTunes. For streaming episodes visit CrustyMustardCap.com and we're also on Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo or the show @mustardcap Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/crustymustardcap/ Thanks for listening!

Steven Renzo shares his struggles with technology through two stories from episode 7 and minisode 6.   Like this show? Please give us a rating and review on iTunes. For streaming episodes visit CrustyMustardCap.com and we're also on Podcast Addict! Follow Steven on twitter @funnyrenzo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/crustymustardcap/ Thanks for listening!

Steven Renzo takes a trip down memory lane to recall his first F-Bomb.

Steven Renzo shares his curse ad ability to pretend to blend into all walks of life.

Steven Renzo checks in from Victoria B.C. one last time.  Things start off pretty well until it gets a little poopy.

Steven Renzo checks in from his first trip ever to Victoria B.C.

Steven Renzo is back for another minisode where he talks about his health, singing drunk girls, slug sex and the Zika virus. The hit "Story Time with Steven" returns and we finish off the episode with a hilarious Ask Shameless. Enjoy!

Steven Renzo Rants into his microphone about Seattle's Mayor, his lawn, the man in tree, ordering fast food, going to the dentist, buying a tv and seeing his first UFO. All this goodness plus a throwback clip featuring Uncle Dan and C.J. from Arkansas. Enjoy!

Steven Renzo returns to his own show. He's pent up and talks about his kid's basketball team, the Ziosk, Saint Patrick's Day, reviews Creed the movie and answers an Ask Shameless question

In this episode, Grizzly Adams returns to the show with a new guest. T-Bag joins the show where they talk about swinging, sex at Denny’s, the Kardashians, social media pet peeves and they find time to play a game called the “Slowest Loser.”

In this minisode, Steven Renzo records his first Christmas spoof and sits down with the CMC Crew in this throwback clip.  They talk about horrible sexial experiences and play two rounds of shameful darts that just turns into story time with Uncle Dan. n this minisode, Steven Renzo records his first Christmas spoof and sits down with the CMC Crew in this throwback clip. They talk about bad sexual experiences and play two rounds of “Shameful Darts” that turns into Uncle Dan’s story time. - See more at: http://www.crustymustardcap.com/shows/minisode-3/#sthash.lxeFGCdO.dpuf n this minisode, Steven Renzo records his first Christmas spoof and sits down with the CMC Crew in this throwback clip. They talk about bad sexual experiences and play two rounds of “Shameful Darts” that turns into Uncle Dan’s story time. - See more at: http://www.crustymustardcap.com/shows/minisode-3/#sthash.lxeFGCdO.dpuf

In this Minisode update, Steven Renzo calls the Crusty Mustard Cap Crew members live and has an old throwback clip from when WA State legalized marijuana?  Check it out!

UNCLE DAN RETURNS!  In this episode, Steven Renzo sits down with his estranged brother, Uncle Dan.  They talk about relationships, Kim Jong-un's hair, Tim Tebow, the Facebook "duckface" and Ask Shameless is back.

In this Minisode update, Steven Renzo has a very special guest and plays a throwback clip of an unaired episode featuring Uncle Dan and YukonArt where they talk about their man crushes.

In this episode Episode YukonArt returns with his brother T-Man as they sit down for a low-key, casual encounter with Steven Renzo. They talk about beard implants, traffic grids, population control, Donald Trump, Arnold Schwarzenegger, not closing kitchen cabinet cupboards and raising kids.

It's a party for one as Steven Renzo returns for another episode talking about going to the fair, his new movie, Kevin Bacon's fake mustache, giving birth with dolphins and Ask Shameless returns!

It's just Steven Renzo in this episode as he talks about the the 80's, The Seahawks, movie reviews, Donald Trump's hair and iPhone's Suri.

A very special guest joins Steven Renzo and Uncle Dan in this last-minute recording. Yukon Art visits The Crusty Mustard Cap Show where they talk about meat, the right to get drunk on your porch and zombies!  They also introduce The "Stupid Game Show". 

The show breaks new ground into some dark territories as Andrew the Sundance Kid, Grizzly Adams and Uncle Dan join Steven Renzo for too many drinks and a new game called "Shameful Darts." Expect to be offended with the return of the classic hit, Wheel of Improv!

The brothers Steven Renzo and Uncle Dan will keep you laughing as they touch on what men do when they're alone, Miley Cyrus and Danika McKellar. Oh, and Uncle Dan interviews Kermit the Frog.

The very entertaining Andrew the Sundance Kid stops by to join Steven Renzo and Uncle Dan as they call a mutual friend to weigh-in on the masculinity crisis.

Uncle Dan and Grizzly Adams join Steven Renzo for another hilarious episode.  There's more improv and Steve writes the "greatest love song ever".

This is it, episode one! This episode features Steven Renzo’s brother Uncle Dan and his brother in-law, Grizzly Adams as his guests/co-hosts in this sad, comedic attempt to read news stories, rant about personal “pet” peeves and even fit in some improv at the end. Cheers!