Darwin’s Family Crest

By GAWD... What Hiatus? We're back, and we haven't missed a beat!  J QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

If the whole country is infected, does that mean that no one is really infected?  J QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

No one cares about episode notes. Prove me wrong and email us.  J QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Damn, it feels good to be back! It's Devil's Night and we're an overflowing riff cannon on this one. Tune in and see what we've been up to. As always, don't suffer stupidity.  QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes  

DON'T PANIC! IT'S DFC "Always be ready!!" QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes      

We're back, one and all! And boy is there a lot to talk about! The current world stage getting ready with a Biden/Trump ticket in November. The current news on Covid-19.  And we skip all that shit, and talk about The Nation of Domination featuring Owen Hart... and Bear Grylls, with much more.  Needless to say, we're back in the swing of things!  QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

We're done being nice, thus the title.    I'm A Flamingo link J QED/BLM Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes  

This episode has the kind of riffs that got Ralph Cifaretto killed. Eventually. When they got around to it. Did you hear he was wearing a rug?    J QED/BLM Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes  

Well, at the end of the day... no one can tell us that this ISN'T an hour long podcast that tries to poke fun at our current reality.  As for real talking points, maybe I should start taking notes as my extreme manic/depressive mind says stuff.  My Bad!  J QED/BLM Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes      

Hey everyone! DFC Classic is back after what feels like the literal apocalypse over the last couple months.  Glad to be back on the rant train. Enough spoilers, enjoy DFC's triumphant return.  QED/BLM Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DFC Presents: Heavy Metal Parking Lot Episode Seven: In this one you'll hear what we have to say on:     "Lost in the Static" from the band After the Burial ((c) 2016 Sumerian Records)    "Asleep in the Chapel" from the band Thursday.  ((c) 2003 Def Jam Music Group )  & "The Easy Way" from the band Code Orange ((c) 2020 Roadrunner Records )      Intro is part of the song "Retrace and Rebuild" by Jeremy Brubaker (*ME)  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com   It is our hope that this project will make some more diverse music fans out of you. Allow you to dip your toes into potentially unknown waters. But whatever you do... don't forget where you are parked.  Your friends in music, Jeremy and Deric

DFC Presents: Heavy Metal Parking Lot Episode Six: In this one you'll hear what we have to say on:     "Where the Dead Ships Dwell" from the band In Flames ((c) 2011 IF/Razzia Music)  & "Life Less Frightening" from the band Rise Against.  ((c) 2004 Geffen Records )    Intro is part of the song "Retrace and Rebuild" by Jeremy Brubaker (*ME)  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com   It is our hope that this project will make some more diverse music fans out of you. Allow you to dip your toes into potentially unknown waters. But whatever you do... don't forget where you are parked.  Your friends in music, Jeremy and Deric

DFC Presents: Heavy Metal Parking Lot Episode FIVE! In this one you'll hear what we have to say on:     "The Grand Conjuration" from the band Opeth ((c) 2005 The All Blacks B.V.)  & "Take to You" from the band The Hurt Process.  ((c) 2009 Irate Publishing )    Intro is part of the song "Retrace and Rebuild" by Jeremy Brubaker (*ME)  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com   It is our hope that this project will make some more diverse music fans out of you. Allow you to dip your toes into potentially unknown waters. But whatever you do... don't forget where you are parked.  Your friends in music, Jeremy and Deric

DFC Presents: Heavy Metal Parking Lot Episode Four baby! In this one you'll hear what we have to say on:     "Memento Mori" from the band Lamb of God ((c) 2020 Epic Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment)  & "Reflection" from the band Tool.  ((c) 2001 Tool Dissectional, L.L.C. Volcano Entertainment )    Intro is part of the song "Retrace and Rebuild" by Jeremy Brubaker (*ME)  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com   It is our hope that this project will make some more diverse music fans out of you. Allow you to dip your toes into potentially unknown waters. But whatever you do... don't forget where you are parked.  Your friends in music, Jeremy and Deric

DFC Presents: Heavy Metal Parking Lot Third Time is a charm! On the docket this time:   "Of Blood and Salt" from the band Gojira (featuring Devin Townsend and Fredrik Thordendal) ((c) 2011 Gojira and Sea Shepherd )  & "Five" from the band Machine Head.  ((c) 1999 The All Blacks B.V. )    Intro is part of the song "Retrace and Rebuild" by Jeremy Brubaker (*ME)  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com   It is our hope that this project will make some more diverse music fans out of you. Allow you to dip your toes into potentially unknown waters. But whatever you do... don't forget where you are parked.  Your friends in music, Jeremy and Deric  

DFC Presents: Heavy Metal Parking Lot We're only getting started! In our second episode we'll discuss.    "Witch Image" from the band Ghost  ((c) 2018 Loma Vista Recordings)  & "Turn Soonest to the Sea" from the band Protest the Hero.  ((c) 2005 Protest the Hero Inc.)    Intro and Outro are parts of the song "Retrace and Rebuild" by Jeremy Brubaker (*ME)  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com   It is our hope that this project will make some more diverse music fans out of you. Allow you to dip your toes into potentially unknown waters. But whatever you do... don't forget where you are parked.  Your friends in music, Jeremy and Deric  

DFC Presents: Heavy Metal Parking Lot In our inaugural episode we discuss the songs "Down From the Sky" from the band Trivium  & "Carry the Blessed Home" from the band Blind Guardian.    It is our hope that this project will make some more diverse music fans out of you. Allow you to dip your toes into potentially unknown waters. But whatever you do... don't forget where you are parked.  Your friend in music, Jeremy  

Suggested Talk Points: Superbowl Commercials, Kobe Bryant, The Return of Adam Copeland, Mindhunter, True Crime Music, and much more!  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

 What a show! We had friend of the show Ian Strong on to discuss his podcast "Strong Words with Ian Strong." We discussed amazing musicians in Leo Moracchioli and Anthony Vincent. We talked about Deric and Ian's history in backyard wrestling. I, as usual, let my ADHD show through and skipped around with the Attitude Era of WWF/WWE... and ultimately we decided there's way too much meat on this bone for one episode So, until we get Ian back on the show, please check out his podcast here:  "Strong Words with Ian Strong." or wherever you get your podcasts.  JB QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

In preparation for our upcoming conversation with Ian Strong from the Strong Words Podcast, we discuss some of our favorite... and least favorite professional wrestling video games. It's not a total debacle.  Also, Deric upgraded his mic!  Thanks for listening! JB QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC, IT'S DFC!! A return to schizophrenic form. The First P!D of the decade.  By the end of the ep, one will fly... one will die.  Stay tuned for the exciting new Panic!dote from Darwin's Family Crest.  JB QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Hey it's our New Year's episode. Will the Times Square bit ever get old to me?  Here's the thing, it long since has... but you have to commit to the bit! JB  QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

So, I had nothing better to do but to teach myself a brand new format of audio editing tonight. That said, Garageband is out, and Audacity is in.  Look forward to new crispy mids, probably some peaking and shit till I really work out the bugs, and overall roughly the same sound you've become used to from us.  QED Jeremy

This is the official podcast of the Ghostbuster's Afterlife Trailer. We give first impressions, theories, and dumb ideas stemming from a single watch (from one of us) of the new Ghostbuster's trailer. There is no Rick Moranis, only Zu'll!  We also get into some other stuff. It's literally been an hour and I can't remember what that other stuff was... but I'm trying ya'll.  JB QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Hey Guys! 50% of the hosts of this show are kinda hoping the 2012 apocalypse only missed us by 7 years. We discuss the end of a lackluster decade in full DFC style.    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Whoopsie Daisy, Guess I forgot to upload this one... like 6 weeks ago.  Maybe I mis-remembered doing it.  At any rate, it's here now, EPISODE 25! The one we've been waiting to do since the start. The Mandela Effect Ep!    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Picture this if you will:  You're watching the same old candidates at another debate for just another election cycle. Suddenly the house lights go out. The mediator (who happens to be Jim Ross) says, "well, what's this now?!?"  Suddenly, over the loudspeakers... "I am a real American,"  "BAH GAWD, IT CAN'T BE!"  Rick Derringer guitar riff starts, and in walks the Hulkster! And the crowd goes wild!! Hogan/Gangrel 2020   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC! IT'S DFC Will we ever just be kind to one another?    Wherever somebody's fighting for a place to standOr a decent job or a helping handWherever somebody's struggling to be freeLook in their eyes, Ma, and You'll see me!    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

With the recent announcement of a Rage Against the Machine reunion, and subsequent statement from Wu-Tang Clan's RZA expressing interest in joining the RATM tour... we're going all the way back to episode one to realize the dream that Deric had in the pilot.  He'd pay to see that?  He's gonna get his chance.  We also deep dive into some Nu Metal musings.   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Happy Halloween everyone! We have a big show this week. I'm compiled some talking points for you to peruse. -The Darkest Timeline -The dumbing down of America through facebook and memes -Bipartisan cancer in politics -Preppers -And much more!! QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC! I'VE INJURED MY BACK!! IT'S SPINAL!!! Welcome back to Panic!Dotes, by Darwin's Family Crest. In this episode we discuss illegal cable hookups, fuzzy static movies with adult situations, Mike Tyson, Some more Bojack to further the depression, and much more!    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Hey Guys!! Serious question. What happened to Fairuza Balk? Anyone seen here lately? Is she doing ok?  If you see her, let her know we're thinking about her and hope shes doing well.  In the meantime, we're working on the Halloween playlist on this one.  QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Hey guys, we're still all messed up from the Mandela Effect episode last week. In this one, we get into musical covers you shouldn't do. Even after the tongue lashing I took for defending the Limp Bizkit cover of Behind Blue Eyes last week, I do it again!  QED Jeremy   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC! IT'S DFC!! Our brain is a complex and amazing organic structure with no comparable machine to compete with it. It also has the tendency to get REAL DUMB sometimes.    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC!!! IT'S DFC! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!! We delve into some current events as well as some not so current historical events on this one.  We also briefly touch on the sponsorship that no one was asking for... but we got anyway!   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC! IT'S DFC!! I have a little bit of a snitch to tell of my own. His big "HIT," he just totally ripped off the flow of Juvenile's song "back that azz up," which was popular when the little singing canary was about 3.  Hope you have a backup plan for when you hit Gen-Pop, bud!   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Hey everyone! You're all encroaching on the DANGER ZONE! Mandela Effect is coming with the next full episode, but for now we're in the DANGER ZONE! Talking about Nick Carter and the TV show Archer now. get your emails in should you have any input for the 25th episode extravaganza !  QED We love all you guys listening! Thanks for checking us out!    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC! IT'S DFC Suggested talking points on this one: -Nickelodeon Guts -Double Dare -Lunacy -Suicide Prevention -and much much more!   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC! IT'S DFC!! You ever hear the phrase, "going off the rails?" Well, in this particular thought exercise... the rails were never there. So, what if George Washington Carver and Crispin Glover are conspiring to make time travel a reality, and in turn we got a little bit of a Mandela Effect going on because now GWC didn't invent peanut butter at all. LOOK IT UP!    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC, IT'S DFC!! In this one we tackle our own dreams and what they could possibly mean in our real lives.  QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

DON'T PANIC, IT'S DARWIN'S FAMILY CREST If I'm honest, we might have lost the plot on this one. But just like the Juggernaut, we are Unstoppable.    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

"Used to be a bunch of assholes that lived in this part of the building here, but we systematically removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach" MJK- Tool So, at the time of publishing this, our 13 year wait for a new Tool album is at long last, at an end. We made sure not to talk too much about it on this one.  We dove into "blanket statements" and shooting holes thru them on this one.  I think it went well... I'm sure Deric feels the same! I don't know what else to say, email us and stuff ya'll. We have an upcoming email response episode coming up and you can get a shoutout on the show!  Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Look, I know we preach to not suffer stupidity every show, but I dipped my toes in the stupid water and just have to share some of the garbage I got all over my feet!  Word of advice, don't eat weird eggs in the fridge if you don't know their origin. For your own sanity. Chickety check yo-self before you wreck yo-self.  QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

What began as a pop quiz, ended as a pop quiz. Balanced, as all things should be.  PS: He Still Dead.  QED Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

The Party goes on, and on and on... We took a beautiful but very dark trip down a rabbit hole tonight. Panic!Dote 1, Deric mentioned a band called SKYND with a Jon Davis cameo on a song called Gary Heidnik.  That's all it took for Jeremy to spin the two of us out of control for 24 hours on the artistic merit, and pure insanity of the band and it's source material.  We hope you enjoy, and please check out SKYND on itunes, youtube, and anywhere you get your music. This is a band to watch.  QED RTSTH

Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds...Fire walk with me. PANIC!DOTE #1- what better time to roll out the new format than the day of the first Tool release in 13 years?  We have some thoughts on that, the upcoming Slipknot release, and several other bands to check out if you're a fan of Tool!  We hope you enjoy the new format, because it's HERE TO STAY! Don't worry DFC Diehards, the old format is alive and well too! QED RTSTH   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

We've been watching some David Lynch projects and it shows on this episode.    *Smash Cut- Ivan Moody in a blender. (Internal Dialogue): "Maybe I should cover Stairway!" Also... Balthazar was there the whole time.    Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

This episode is very heavy on the nostalgia, specifically live music nostalgia. It starts with Woodstock '99, and doesn't stop. I hope you guys love it as much as we did making it!    Check out Heavy Metal Parking Lot on Youtube   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

Papa Shango, Epstein, and Area 51 walk into a bar... stop me if you've heard this one!   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

  Watch outYou might get what you're afterCool babiesStrange but not a strangerI'm an ordinary guyBurning down the house   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes

The ADHD really comes thru in this special Independence Day Episode. We discuss American Independence Day, hot dog eating contests, Heinz Ketchup, and a lot more. Hope everyone had a great July 4th! QED   Have questions, comments, or suggestions? Hit us up at DFCpod@gmail.com  Please rate and review us on itunes if you like what you're hearing.  Check out If Not For Me on Spotify and Itunes.  Spotify Itunes