Deeply Unwell

Not topping anymore; Mandarine oranges are supposed to stay good forever but then maybe are a little dry; The extreme male brain and how it affects television; Visiting urban understaffed hospitals because you've been too deeply indoctrinated by health culture; Second base with a robot; Regrowing a limb; How is weather happening? The girls exhaust themselves with a wide array of issues.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell

The girls are back on the airwaves discussing their move to New York City, loves lost, a breakup that never happened, and musing on something called "The Funnies". Things are better than ever, so climb into bed with the prettiest girl in the world and her hilarious friend on this return episode of Deeply Unwell.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell

The girls are back... or are they?

This week the gals chat about a whole lotta nothin'; government cheese caves, Connie's experimental medicine in Mexico, Pig's general disinterest in fashion, forced lactation, hormones, ADHD hacking, PAPER Magazine shutting down. and moving back to Los Angeles.

This week the girls got high as hell and talked about stupid shit like Dylan Mulvaney being on a beer can, the black rock world order, a network of serial killers in America killing gay men, a global cabal controlling the media, Costco apartments, and a bunch of other stuff. Piggy is now taking applications for a big strong black man to be her gym boyfriend and Connie is weaving in and out of psychosis throughout the episode.

This week the girls decided to lighten things up by smoking a joint and answering your burning questions. No gay depressing news this week. Just silly silly girly things.

This week the girls continued their discussion on the environmental impacts of the train derailments, talked about trans legislation, how stupid America(ns) is (are), DWOLLZ vs Sad Lana Dolls, Selena and Haillee Beiber drama, listener write-ins, and Connie tells an insane breakup story.

This week the girls discuss an IRL episode of Portlandia that they witnessed at the doctors office, Dylan Mulvaney's face reveal, their newfound love for tennis, and the realization that being trans was in fact just a phase

This week the girls discuss their ins and outs of 2023, why men want women to be men, why people think Britney is dead, Andrew Tate's arrest and answer your burning questions on the WINTER LOVELINE!!! Bowww bapabowbowwwww!!!

The girls are back and they're messier than ever. Welcome back to season 2 of Deeply Unwell. In part one of this episode the girls talk about their sexcapades, new traumas, Dylan Mulvaney, and more. Head to the Deeply Unwell Patreon for part two where we get into all things Balenciaga, Nikita Dragun's arrest, the afterlife, and houseless people!

This week the girls talk about Piggy entering a new manic depressive slut era (again), Connie's upcoming travels to Europe, the importance of growing your own food, and the return of pro ana to mainstream culture.

This week the girls are joined by dear friend and intuitive medium Elisabeth Lambos to talk about her experiences with the paranormal. We also chat about the phenomenon of the micro celebrity, parasocial relationships, the inevitable impending presidency of Kim Kardashian, and the self-sensationalization of baby egg trainees on social media performing for the cis-gaze. Special appearances from friend of the Pod Justus Robinson as well! For an extended version of this episode with 30+ minutes of scary ghost stories follow us on Patreon! patreon.com/deeplyunwellFind Elisabeth and Justus on Instagram at @elisabethlambos and @justusrobin

This week the DOLLZ chat about piggy being de-platformed by blue haired fascists for telling the truth, how they became beautiful rich white women, and Armie Hammer's sick twisted family.

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This week the dolls talk about the Slut Revolution, Piggy's simulated SA, Connie contracting covid, plans for the future, enby retardation, AOC faking her arrest and more.

This week the girls have a therapy session for Jordan about her LA Nostalgia, talk about Corinne's Missed Connections boyfriend, and take a deep dive into CERN timeline jumping conspiracies and the state of the world in the year 2060 as prophesied through remote viewing by pioneer in consciousness research, Stephen A Schwartz. Also a bunch of celeb gossip.

This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod and star of the new Queer As Folk reboot Jesse James Keitel to gossip and get the inside scoop about her experiences as an actress and writer as a trans woman in the industry.

This week the girls finally discuss Matt Walshes stupid documentary "What Is A Woman", scientists taking screenshots of your dreams, Drake's new House album, and the obsession and fetishization of early transition stage femme bodies

This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod Justus Robinson to discuss their first Ren Fair experience, Blair White and Buck Ange'ls opinions surrounding trans medical care for kids, Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial outcome, twinks appropriating the female form, and Corinne's narcissistic personality disorder as diagnosed by us. Listen to Part 2 only on Patreon at patreon.com/deeplyunwell

This week the dolls chat about Kim K eating poop to stay immortal, camping, the problem with America's male population in relation to gun violence, gay pride, Monkeypox, and paying the experts for their knowledge.

This week the girls gab about "The Fish Monger", the impending recession, the liberal agenda that is craigslist missed connections, and the "Kravis" wedding in Portofino. Ciao Bella!

This week the girls explain their almost three week hiatus, talk about Tik Tok cross dressin' lot lizards, ponytail facelifts aka the new BBL's, shitty reality TV, and Jordan's first mushroom trip... among other things.

This week the girls take calls for Deeply Unwell's first ever LOVELINE episode!

This week the gorls talk about f@g5 stealing doll coin, trainee client horror stories (tw: poop), they/thems, chasers doing the bare minimum, and "the slap" seen round' the world.

This week the girls discuss Corinne's "stolen" car, defend Kim Kardashian's work ethic, banning trans athletes, hot 15 year olds, and touch on the impending apocalypse brought on by the anti-christ as prophesied by Nostradamus.

The girls talk about parasocial relationships, becoming an it-girl, ghosting, and craigslist personals re: houseboys.