podcast
Delusions of Grandeur with Matty K
this episode was edited by your butt. why is chipotle so expensive? matty talks about meeting a crypto bro on his flight. watch this episode on youtube
i tried recording this 1 hour long podcast episode multiple times but my computer ran out of memory so it didn't save it. all i could salvage was the intro which i did twice. it was from the summer of 2024 & i had forgotten about it until now. basically i list all the topics i'm going to cover in the episode & then i never discuss any of them lol
matty smokes cannabis outside at night in los angeles california don't worry it's legal & he's over 21 years old.
Matty K reminisces about his past Lore, & ForeShadows his future, all while sitting under a palm tree, drinking a passionfruit La Croix, breathing cannabis smoke into the Los Angeles California night. This podcast episode is unintentionally calm & relaxing, however it's a most welcomed happy accident (Bob Ross) put it on to turn your brain off, or to help you fall asleep, or, hey, you can, ya know... along with meMatty K is at least 21 years of age or older & is a resident of California where cannabis is legal. He is a mogul known for his immaculate vibes as well as his self-cut mullet & mustache. if you don't subscribe then my dead grandma won't bake you her famous banana cake.
i asked ChatGPT ai to write a description for this episodeme: "please write a podcast episode description. the episode is about me taste testing 3 ice cream sandwiches. please include keywords that will help this episode get discovered."ChatGPT:Podcast Episode DescriptionEpisode Title: The Ultimate Ice Cream Sandwich Taste TestDescription: In this delicious episode, join us as we dive into the world of ice cream sandwiches! I taste test three different brands to find out which one reigns supreme. From the classic vanilla and chocolate combo to unique and innovative flavors, this episode is a must-listen for all ice cream lovers.Tune in to hear my honest reviews, detailed flavor profiles, and the final verdict on which ice cream sandwich you should grab on your next grocery run. Whether you're a dessert aficionado or just looking for a tasty treat, this episode has something for everyone.Keywords: ice cream sandwich, taste test, food review, dessert podcast, ice cream lovers, flavor profile, grocery shopping, sweet treats, snack review, foodie podcast.Make sure to subscribe and leave a review if you enjoyed the episode. Follow us on social media for more tasty content and updates on future episodes!
i recorded this back in February 2024 but am just now posting it in June 2024 so spoiler alert i didn't die lol
*walkie-talkie static* "this is officer matty k, car #1, coming to you live from the Target parking lot, i kinda wanna go eat Arby's rn, so i can keep keeping these streets safe, over & out" *click*
i started talking out loud to myself & i was like daaamn my voice sounds very deep manly masculine & sexy i should record a podcast episode, so i did, this is that episode, you probably already figured that tho, didn't you? you so smart. i'm proud of you!
its a super thin crust bbq chicken pizza... its basically like eating air
i'm really stoked about this episode
it's the 3rd pre roll of the daycannabis marijuana weed stoned high 420 relaxing california podcast
i found $5 on the floor! come relax & vibe with matty k
matty talks about his flight from Philadelphia to Los Angeles... in 163% speed
i could've used that money on chipotle
mmm smells like garliccannabis weed marijuana stoned 420 preroll edibles flower green california stoner thc cbd
this is the most cringe i've ever posted... anyways here's a bunch of random keywords to help this episode get discovered by the algorithm lol please subscribe!single dating relationships gen z millennials gen x swiping tinder apps love cheated on come thru lying fake catfish venting cathartic
i just remembered i have cheetos in my car
fall asleep to this relaxing 1 hour recording of Los Angeles at night in the rain. i walked around with an umbrella recording all different things like the raindrops on the roof, the cars driving by, the trickle of the runoff, & the draining of the gutters. use headphones for a truly immersive experience. asmr
"Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... did anyone have the chicken?"
In A World, Where I Have To Get Out Of Bed...
a catastrophic apocalyptic level event is happening in my digestive track
tHeY hAd tHe pErFeCt mArRiAgE... until he MURDERED HER!!!comedy satire spoof parody improv
memes are like little delicious treats for your eyesmatty k talks about memes, the difference between meme templates & meme categories, as well as some of his favorite categories. this is a relaxing podcast episode, perfect for relaxing when you're stressed or anxious, have anxiety, or need to fall asleep. fall asleep to this podcast and relax. its like listening to your friend talk asmr.
happy new year! idk what's gonna happen, but i feel really good about it
matty k life update on moving apartments, feeling sick, & Chipotle being too expensive
his nurse keeps stealing his pudding cup
i hope he doesn't press charges...
live from the indianapolis airport in canada
matty k names all 50 states & tells you whether its america or canada
i literally just died from the cringe
my friend surprised me while i was recording & i thought it'd be funny to just end the episode abruptly
have you ever sh!t in the shower? (either on purpose or on accident)
i asked you & this is what you said (this episode is part 2 of 2)
i asked you & this is what you said (this episode is part 1 of 2)
if you have ADHD you'll love this episode
Matty K literally almost had to get his foot amputated because Jake Gyllenhaal almost got dirt in his open wound
vampire or werewolf doesn't matter all welcome