Dizzy Channel: Original Friendship

Boy meets girl, girl loves chicken, boy IS chicken...end of story...or is it? Join Maia and Adair as they reveal secrets, disagree and share their first podcast of social distancing. Does Pete ever hatch? Is Cletus TOO much? Is this the end of Dizzy Channel Original Friendship?! Tune in to find out.

Adair and Maia are back with tales from camp, a slogan for Austin and a movie that was not as good as the drink. Find your absentee parent and tune into the newest episode of Dizzy Channel Original Friendship!

The Suite Life Movie and The Fraternal TwinAdair and Maia are back and clearly didn't watch The Suite Life of Zach and Cody when it was on Disney. A new cocktail, classic DCOM tropes, and twins that couldn't be more different! Join our hosts as they somehow find themselves talking about communicating with dolphins...again.

A movie that proves sometimes kittens are more interesting than DCOMs. Maia and Adair embark on a new movie with great trepidation and an awe-inspiring new cocktail. Do the hosts gt drunk? Is this movie racist? Does Buffalo Dreams knock Camp Rock 2 out of it’s worst DCOM placement? Listen in for the answer to all these questions…the answer is yes to all of them…

High maintenance coaches, loveless relationships and winter sports, the perfect formula for a classic DCOM. Maia and Adair are back and renamed a classic cocktail because why the hell not, strap on your snowboard and see if it’s worth the hype!

Superheroes and drink confusion and Baby Yoda, oh my! Maia and Adair attempt to understand a less impressive version of Sky High and spend way too much time discussing the IMDb credits of the supporting cast.

It's a Disney holiday movie about a family vacation, what could possibly go wrong? Maia and Adair watch a movie based on a show that they couldn't be bothered to watch and judge whether or not teenage girls are selfish or responsible.

The Cast in Order of AppearanceAnnouncer- Alyssa SmallPete The Polar Bear as played by Whoopi Goldberg- Daniel Crary Child #1- Clark Hodges Child #2- Jenna LivingstonChild #3-Elinor ThiotSanta - Cameron Michael FehringMrs. Claus- Maia Mills-LowDealer- Austin A LoganRudolf- Courtney CraryHermey The Misfit Elf - Kevin MillerGreta Thunburg - Adair RiceThe Bumble- Adair RiceYukon Cornelius- Skyler ThiotShelly - Maia Mills-LowHeat Miser -Alyssa SmallSnow Miser- Clark HodgesSuit Miser - Austin A LoganTrailer Announcer- Daniel CraryTrailer Rudolph - Daniel CraryTrailer Bumble- Daniel CraryTrailer Jessica Chastain - Adair Rice“Rudolph Reboots Christmas”Written By Daniel CraryCo-Written By Austin A LoganOriginal Music By Cameron Michael FehringSound Engineer By Clark HodgesSound Editing By Austin A LoganSound Mix By Daniel CraryProduced By Daniel CraryA Secret Weapon Production©

Not “The”, but “A!”A major author’s lesser-known works, a true DCOM all-star cast, and freaking dolphins guys! Adair and Maia give you one more DCOM hit before the end of the year. So spend you a little time with your favorite podcast duo. They together like art and science, teenage girls and water mammals, and grandfather and Leukemia!

Mom needs a date so her kids can have a crazy night out. Too bad the date in question is a blood-sucking servant of Satan!With the looming threat of Disney +, we’ve dusted off one last offering from Disney NOW, and it is a classic. And it pairs nicely with our signature drink. Or like single parent woes and DCOMS. Or like Degrassi and Disney casting. Or like Dizzy Channel and dope drinks. Or like your hosts, Adair and Maia.

Messages to aliens! An unpaid add for Disney Plus! and The Complete IMBd credits of Adam Wylie!Maia and Adair are here to break down this surprisingly weird DCOM you totally forgot! Listen in as they break down the rapey aliens, high school crushes, and a surprising turn from Malcolm McDowell!

When a Jewish school team is in trouble, their only hope may come from where they least expect it: tired racial tropes.Maia and Adair break down Full-Court Miracle. This is a movie that taught us it’s ok for your child to want different things in than you, age-blind casting is apparently a thing, and that at least one of your hosts doesn’t understand basketball.

A serious send off to a DCOM star? An end to this series? Villainous Offspring?Adair and Maia are back! And in this film, nothing is black and white, and the future of Aradon is at stake…Again.

Growing up is hard, but aging down is worse.Adair and Maia are back with questions about computer problems, problematic white people hair, and problems with DCOMs. Listen in to find out if it’s worse than Hitler!

High School Sports pressure from unreasonable parents? Economic stress being put on children by adults? Having to figure out your entire life while being impossibly tall? Hey, at least it’s not based on a real…Oh no.Adair and Maia are back to talk Double Teamed. They get to the heart of older vs younger sisters, cycles of abuse, and musings about Mackenzie Phillips. This one is sure to trigger anyone who had the expectations of an entire family thrust on them at a young age, so enjoy!

Another adventure with our favorite Twitches!Long lost parents, pants vs skirts, and a detailed discussion of Degrassi! This episode about a sequel also contains a very special origin of the show!

Sister sister! I mean, witches who are sisters!Celebrate the 21st birthday of all 21st birthdays with twin sister witches doing their best Hamlet ripoff!Tia and Tamera Mowry star in a story that may or may not be based on Maia and Adair lives. The drinks flow, the parents are next level absent, and the sister love is real. Harsh Karsh Ma Garsh!

Body swapping? Parental setups? Friends and enemies? This movie has it all!Adair and Maia are back with a movie that checks a lot of DCOM boxes.Plus, tales from Emerald City Comic Con!

A robot boyfriend? Lime Ricky’s? Dad’s with secret jobs?Adair and Maia are back with yet another movie that asks complicated questions about gender relationships, god like technology, and of course prom-coming!!!

After twelve long years, it’s finally here! The movie you all asked for, the Disney Channel property we all love, the live action reboot that…wait, what?Maia and Adair wrestle with nostalgia, expectations, naked mole rats, and if we really needed this movie?

Retro style!Adair and Maia are back to breakdown this classic DCOM while enjoying bowling alley snacks!What’s constitutes a school sport? How do people become popular? And why are people even nostalgic for the 1950’s? All these questions and more today on Dizzy Channel.

The final movie in the season of Lawrence!A blind wrestler, a bold beverage, and hallucinated dog barks!How has the season of Lawrence left Adair and Maia changed? And how has it changed your life?

TURN DOWN FOR YACHT?!Maia and Adair take you aboard this high seas adventure with the Lawrence Brothers! Real pirates, real eggnog, and Venn diagrams make this the perfect Christmas left over!

A (Barely) Blasphemous Christmas.CastAdar Rice- INNKEEPER, FRANKI WISEMENAlyssa Small - GOLDI WISEMENAnne Harrington - ELIZABETH, JOSEPHINEAustin Logan - GABRIELCameron Michael Fehring- SHEPHERD SAMClark Hodges - NARRATOR Courtney Crary- MARYDaniel Crary - JOSEPH, SHEPHERD DALEMaia Mils-Low - MYRA WISEMENSkyler Theot - KING HEROD, SHEPHERD BOBWritten by- Daniel Crary and A. A. LoganScript Supervisor- Adair RiceEdited and Engineered by - Daniel CrarySpecial Thanks to - you. Yes, you. For listening.

White wine and wild horses!Maia and Adair talk about Montana, cowboy culture, and a blink and you’ll miss it Lawrence Brother bingo! (All three! All three!)

Tonight, on a very special Clone High…It’s a Lawrence brother movie, so you have to have more than one brother right? Do clones count?

Ain’t no party like an Avalon Party ‘cus an Avalon party involves THE RETURN OF THE KING!Adair and Maia breakdown this teenage T. H. White inspired romp, and get into their favorite fairytale reimagining, drink mezcal, and talk about how teenagers makeout at the worst time!

Can a good cast save a bad movie? Save us Mickey Rooney, you’re our only hope!Awkward family dynamics, early 2000’s dynamics, and too many characters make this DCOM to remember!

hat could prom bad? Bad hair? A bad dress? Or having to pick a college that day? Or being involved in an FBI investigation? Why not all four?Maia and Adair break down a well crafted romp through one crazy day!

Murderous magicians, cooky cocktails, and hilarious hosts!Is it a good movie? Well, no, not really…At least by any metric that exists in this version of reality. Did your hosts, Maia and Adair, have a good time talking about it? Absolutely.

Buckle up folks, it’s the classic Disney romp through the minefield of apartheid and the 1970’s black experience! International race relations, slurs, and shopping!This one was a long time coming, so listen in to this trip down memory lane!

It’s the newest version of the age old (terrifying) body swapping story that made everyone ask: dear god, why?Maia and Adair break down the weird song moments, the consequences of DCOM evolution, and overwhelming awkwardness of the concept.

Alternate dimensions. Loved ones fading away. A square-jawed antagonist.Sound familiar? No, it's not the latest Marvel movie, it's You Wish!, the 2003 DCOM we wish had been replaced by a slightly better version in our minds.There are many more jokes to be made about time-travel, alternate universe, and Wish theory, but who has time for that when there are piña coladas to drink?

What would you do if you had a second chance to make things right? Would you say what you really mean? Punch a bully right in the face? Or would you just throw on a snow suit, hop in a rocket car, and stuff your cares away into the black hole that is your heart?Grab your goggles and find out in this time-travel DCOM with some troubling implications.

Mr. Dr. Possible invites you to sing the naked mole rat song! Because everything, (including hardcore shipping) is possible, for a Possible! So come along as Adair and Maia examine the gender politics, the timeliness, and the life and death stakes of this animated classic.

A remake of a classic, what could possibly go wrong?Maia and Adair breakdown the this white, teen angst, white, backstabbing, white, rich, Disney romp while taking vodka shots! The questions will arise, like how did these kids get lost in the city, why do people fall for bad imitations, and how are those diamond earrings not in a safe?

One of the rare animated DCOM's, it's Phineas and Ferb...The Movie!Maia, Phineas, Perry, Adair, and all the extra dimensional shenanigans you would expect from the world's most un-bust-able podcasters. Get ready for a musical romp through not one, but two world's worth of summer adventures and (near) bottomless cocktails!

Campy Zombies as an allegory for racism? Sign me up!If Pleasantville was more musical and more undead, you'd be getting close to this dance powered, cheerleading extravaganza! Adair and Maia get pulled into the campy world of musical teen angst, but come away asking: What's with the bangs? Who directed this? And are they cheerLEADERS?

Have no fear, a high schooler is here!A fifth generation monster hunter and a fifth of vodka! Maia and Adair break down the mechanics of fear, shockingly present parenting, and which two former DCOM stars are now dating?!?!!!!?!!

The dating lives of Disney Channel stars, the impossible dreams of New York, and a villain who is now a hero? It must be that bitch Sharpay.Maia and Adair are back to ask the tough questions, like why people don't research pet policies for places they are staying, what is the minimum required number of Degrassi required to appear in any DCOM, and can the competition between two dogs be compelling entertainment?Make a cocktail, and listen in!

The Stepford...Boys? Who hasn't tried to program all members of the opposite sex? And when your home is suddenly invaded by boys, what choice do you have? Zapped shows the story of one such hero.Zendaya stars in a loosely Sci-Fi story about how gross boys are, what absolute power can do to a person, and how many times one can be farted on. Maia and Adair breakdown the piss poor parenting, the trials of a blended family, and what huge sports people they are!

One more movie with one less star! The girls are (mostly) back to make new, easily avoidable mistakes! The Cheetahs travel to Bollywood to star in a movie, only to find out it's Cheetah Girls 3, and Raven didn't want to do it. The cyber love connection, acting ambitions, and false theories on elephants give your hosts a whole hell of a lot to talk about.

Boxing? Jump Rope? Gender Roles? It must be Jump In!The puns and the voice over may not add to the experience of this one, but the forced adherence to gender norms at least makes it feel dated! Listen your hosts wade through half assed bullying attempts and weird father son stuff, here on Dizzy Channel!

When is a musical not like a musical? When it's Disney Channel trying to do a hip hop musical version of Cyrano de Bergerac...50 episodes in with no sign of stopping, Adair and Maia are back! In today's episode, they discuss the finer points of hip hop names, how best to cook eggs, and how nice it is to have parents around in a DCOM for once!

Awkward people and off-kilter science? Viable nerd transformation? Impromptu renditions of Wicked? A guest host who won't stop/ can't stop? It's gotta be Dizzy, and you gotta buckle up for this one.Adair and Maia are joined by Skyler, who helps them get through some impressive science, odd ball antics, and the high pressure stakes of non-Olympic hockey!

You like Harry Potter? Go listen to another podcast because this ain't your British wizard show, this here is a made in America wizard adventure! (Despite it not taking place in America.)Maia and Adair break down family dynamics, the finer points of geography, and a cavalcade of accents! Announcements for new shows and upcoming episodes abound, and island culture is half assed in this solid DCOM.

A backdoor prequel to Smart House? A forerunner to the Tupac hologram? And an unprecedented first for this podcast?!?!!Maia and Adair tackle this "film" which wrestles with unreal perfection versus the shit that is reality. We've got freaky tech, brain damage, one nice dad moment, and racism all in one movie!The movie brings your hosts to the edge of tears. Tears of humor or sadness? You will find out, here on Dizzy Channel!

Because climate change is the gift that keeps on giving!The lengths that a lazy kid will go to in order to not write a paper for school kicks off this classic tale of unpredictable weather, borrowing VHS tapes for WAY too long, and a legitimate quest for relevance. Waiting for roller blades, the diminishing rate or DCOM productions, and Disney Now all pair well with warm drinks and a hatred of 7th Heaven, here on Dizzy Channel.

We hope you enjoy our 2017 Christmas special; a modern, radio play version of Dickens' tale of redemption and love. The hosts from our current podcasts (and some yet to come) worked very hard on it. Below, in no particular order, are the cast and crew that made it possible.Ebenezer Scrooge - Daniel CraryTiny Tim - Reiley WagenhalsBob Cratchit - Clark HodgesMrs. Cratchit - Alyssa SmallFred - Cameron FehringJacob Marley - Austin A LoganThe Ghost of Christmas Past - Adair RiceThe Ghost of Christmas Present - Maia Mills-LowBelle - Courtney CraryFezziwig - Reiley WagenhalsThe Portly Gentlemen - Maia Mills-Low & Adair RiceThe Bullies - Austin A LoganFan - Courtney CraryNarrator - Daniel Crary Written by Daniel CraryCo-Written by Austin A LoganEdited by Courtney Crary & Adair Rice Audio Editing by Daniel Crary & Austin A LoganAudio Engineering by Clark HodgesMusic by Cameron FehringProduced by Daniel Crary This production is dedicated, with love, to Floyd  Copyright 2017, All rights reserved.

Take Two! After a brief recalibration, Adair and Maia are back to talk about the Lindsay Lohan classic, Get a Clue!Journalism (back when that was still a thing), Spy Tech (that we all have on our phones now), and the high stakes of teacher romances (it is mysterious!)This episodes asks the hard questions: what ever happened to Alfalfa? Are spy Stores just Radio Shack? What will you find under the chair at a bank? And does this movie make sense?

In honor of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Royal Engagement, we're pulling out a greatest hits episode!A geopolitical crisis is nothing compared to a contentious race for homecoming queen!Yes, your hosts are back with a DCOM that is close to their broken hearts: Princess Protection Program. A film about nondescript accents, secret families, and the never ending fight that is female power struggles. Fun fact: this film almost stared a different famous duo. Find out who, here on DIzzy Channel.