Dying Slowly with Erica & Delia

EMERGENCY EPISODE: Erica & Delia give a raw recap of their harrowing late-night roach crisis. This story has it all: raid, step-stools, exterminators, screaming, FLYING, and Good Samaritan / literal angel sent from above / new neighbor Matt's heroic intervention. It's too soon into their NYC experience for this. Send help.

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia fight through the NYC heat to recap their post-move-in woes! From being covered in a thick layer of sweat 24/7 to being haunted by the ghost of Jay Gatsby, screaming at scurrying rat bellies, and healing Erica's SFX-looking allergic reactions... it's been quite a journey thus far. Besides the woes, they also talk about: NY Giants on Hinge ( + Erica's obsession with Eli Manning?), Disney Adults, Glow Up, Love Island, OBX, and the future of the pod!

It's the Season 3 premiere of Dying Slowly! Unless you've been living under a rock (or in a world that doesn't revolve around Erica & Delia), you should've heard by now that your two favorite hosts are making a BIG move. These two are taking on New York City and have no clue how to do it - so they turned to their listeners of course. In this episode, Erica & Delia review what their listeners had to say about moving tips & design musts. They cover everything from IKEA meatballs to wall tapestries and some totally tangential topics for extra flavor. Don't miss this first chapter in what's sure to be the best season yet!

Did you miss us? No? Well too bad because we're back and maybe more interesting than we've ever been. The Dying Slowly Podcast (title subject to change with listeners' input) is moving to New York City! Enjoy this bonus/special episode as an in-betweener, a bridge from season 2 to season 3. Erica & Delia talk about their move, HSMTMTS (sorry), Times Square Elmos, the Olympics & the future of the podcast. Listen and follow on IG to let us know what you think and remember - stay alive!”

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia respond to viewer's questions/comments/voting choices from last week's random instagram tirade! Why is traffic back? Have we watched the latest Freeform drama? Do we encourage supervisor-employee relationships? All this and more, (i.e. a live Buzzfeed quiz) including a very special announcement of our new instagram story series: Today's Tea!

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia get back to their roots in the most phone-call-esque conversation in the history of the podcast. Unorganized and shocking, the topics have no connections to each other but they still manage to transition from Season 2 of Netflix's “The Circle,” to KKW Beauty, to Saweetie to Olivia Rodrgio (obviously), to Game boards (Santa Clarita Opoly… for the OGs). The real tea comes at the end of the episode, where they speculate which of you “followers” still listen to the pod…stay tuned for shoutouts and call outs.

Warning: you may experience Deja Vu listening to this episode of Dying Slowly because Erica and Delia are once again talking about Olivia Rodrigo. But before they discuss her latest single (and drag Joshua & Sabrina back into the mess) they get deep into “Seaspiracy.” Listen to hear one of them be exposed for contributing to the destruction of our oceans.

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia recap the Grammys & review Best Picture nominees in preparation for the upcoming 93rd Academy Awards! But if that's all they talked about that would be way too on task and very unlike them. This episode's tangents cover: Murder Among the Mormons, the 2005 cycle of America's Next Top Model, and a sustained defense of Meghan Markle. They will not be silenT or silenceD. (Listen for a chance to win $)

In this episode of Dying Slowly Erica & Delia prove two things: they are addicted to consuming entertainment media & they cannot go a week without bringing up Olivia Rodrigo. Listen to these two attention-deficient co-hosts review what they've been watching (iCarly, Ginny & Georgia, WandaVision, etc.) and comment on what their listeners have been watching (Inkmaster, Barry, Princess Diaries, Ramy, Search Party, etc.). Plus, hear why Sabrina Carpenter should once again be embarrassed!Is Dying Slowly becoming an entertainment podcast? You decide.

Happy Valentine's Day! In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia dive into the commodification of love as early as elementary school. From candy grams and the coded (Delia) or obvious (Erica) messages they sent with them to the inexcusable laziness of VDay Proposals, you'll hear a studied reflection on Cupid's holiday. OR listen for the turn they take midway to address the Bimbos they fell in love with last week – Britney Spears & Paris Hilton – in an entertainment recap you won't want to miss!

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia talk all things beauty! They cover everything from at-home-waxing tips, Mona Lisa's eyebrow-free face, and the modern day skincare hoax. This episode is full of hot takes & skincare by Hyram-esque product recommendations so use your acrylic nails wisely and press play! (Brought to you by Nature's Bounty Hair, Skin & and Nails gummies)

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia become completely unhinged thanks to little miss Sabrina Carpenter's new single “Skin” (and the mini bottle of gin Erica postmated to Delia when they started recording). Come fall down the rabbit hole that is the Olivia Rodrigo - Joshua Basset- Sabrina Carpenter love triangle, you won't be disappointed. From a lyric breakdown, to exclusive tea from their #1 news source LeBlanc Updates, to an inebriated meditation on their true intellectual capabilities, Erica & Delia give it their all.Stream Driver's License.This Episode brought to you by Cravings by Chrissy Teigen

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia are joined by the incomparable Sarah McBride (who long time listeners might know as the beautiful business woman / jewelry maker behind @onlyinthelight) to talk about the joys, horrors, and straight up bizarre nature of dating apps. This episode has been a long time coming – Erica & Delia just knew that Sarah, a Tinder veteran and Santa Cruz local, would have the kookiest stories to tell. They were right. Listen & learn about a new genre of man (“Woodsies”), a self-employed masseuse named Cloud, and a backhouse experience unlike any other.WE ARE SPONSORED. Make sure you stay tuned til the end of the episode for a special discount code in collaboration w/ @onlyinthelight :)

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia have a totally calm conversation about the totally calm first week of 2021. Jk! They talk about the attempted coup at our nation's Capitol & have a spirited discussion about the groundbreaking, world shaking, debut single, “Driver's License” by Olivia Rodrigo. Before they get to those topics (in Entertainment Recap) they first recap their personal first week in Depression Session & Serotonin Search.(if you have any conclusive information about the insurrection or the love triangle DM us @dyingslowlypodcast)

In this episode of dying slowly, Erica & Delia decide that making “resolutions” is not nearly aggressive enough. 2020 got the best of them, but 2021 better look out because it's all colluding from here on out. Listen to Erica & Delia's new year's schemes and be inspired to make your own! “Happy New Year” is a bit of a stretch, so let's just shoot for “happier.”

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia each tell their own tragic automobile-related stories in which they were the victims of stupidity and thievery. They theorize what kind of scoundrel might be behind a single-tire-heist, then struggle to understand the Target Teenager who berated Erica over a cart crime she did not commit (both motives remain unknown).Oh and they talk about all of this while painting and drinking wine. P.S. Don't dip out early, Erica & Delia catch a case of the giggles and go off the rails as they try to get through an outro. #DealsNeedsAWheel

It's the season 2 premiere of Dying Slowly! Erica & Delia - feeling refreshed after their hiatus - are experimenting with some new segments. Find out which grocery item Delia sat on in “Trader Joe's Treasures,” which childhood memory Erica unlocked in “Serotonin Search,” how authentically sucky last week was in “Depression Session,” why Erica & Delia should work for the QVC in “Unsponsored Advertisements” & finally how embarrassing their Spotify Wrapped results were in “Entertainment Recap!” (segment titles subject to change… and jingles pending)

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia push the limits of their sanity. They demand apologies from people who have wronged them (including but not limited to 4th grade teachers, disgraceful ex's, embarrassing priests, birthday-candle-hijackers, and the state of Nevada), graciously apologize to the people and fish they have offended (but can't help justifying their actions), and finally get some controversial opinions off their chests. This chaotic “Planet Pending” episode was intended to be released in the midst of prolonged election chaos to blend in, but since it's been generally peaceful since Joe's win they had to change course … by not changing course at all and still airing out their grievances because they didn't have another plan and IT'S THE SEASON FINALE! #DontSueUs #SorryNotSorry

In this Episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia are joined by their friend Sam Riddle to unpack one of our generation's greatest love stories: a 6 month relationship between a paranoid, cat-sweater-wearing girl and a closeted gay teen who didn't understand the value of a Tiffany's necklace —aka Erica and Sam. In a hard hitting interview á la 41 minutes, Delia puts her journalism degree to work to get Erica & Sam talking about their most embarrassing (and heartfelt) memories like their first date, Mormon dances, and the time Sam lost a finger.

It's the first annual Dying Slowly Spooky Week! Join birthday girl Erica and her proud co-host Delia as they get into the Halloween spirit by debating the best and worst trick-or-treat candies, rating listeners' most memorable costumes, and reliving some truly spooky ex-boyfriend holiday situations. Grab your jack-o-lantern buckets and empty pillowcases and get ready to load up on some laughs. We promise this is an Almond-Joy-free zone. #SpookyWeek #DyingSpooky #HBDErica

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia dive into their college years! Even though these smart queens graduated an entire year early, they have no shortage of stories. They relive their most memorable, regretful, Smirnoff-Sours-filled nights, Erica's concerning yet entertaining 2 a.m. calls to Delia, and Delia milks the opportunity to reiterate that she ~studied abroad~ and tell some stories from across the pond (Spain, not England, though she did speak like a Brit). They made it to the “Confessions” finale with no pending lawsuits against them, let's hope that doesn't change after this episode! #whathappensonthepodstaysonthepod #patchtestredbull #Always21

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica & Delia continue with part II of their “confessions” series by reliving their beloved high school years! Listen to them talk about how they became friends through governing the student body, unruly AP class shenanigans, questionable academic integrity, the evolution of fashion, transportation woes (from Erica's run in with a YouTuber's Car to Delia's mortifying bus ride) and finally a graduation memory that will be etched in their minds forever.

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia embark on the first of a three part “confessions” series where they'll reflect on the landmark moments of their adolescent and young adult lives. Stop one: junior high school.Hear about Delia & Erica's vastly different experiences as eyeliner obsessed top dog and Kidflix Club savage / girl in blue (respectively). They talk first boyfriends, 2012 social media etiquette, life long regrets, PE trauma, and everything in between. TBH you should listen.Here's to hoping Erica bleeped all the names!

In this episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia revisit one of the most formative periods of their lives: their 2 month employment at Six Flags Magic Mountain. From their posts in the retail and games departments, they witnessed unspeakable events. Yet, here they are speaking about them. From flying prosthetic legs, to demons eating soup, Erica and Delia have seen it all. Hear them detail their most memorable moments in blue polyester polos and khaki pants! Plus, in a podcast first they host their first guest: Hurricane Harbor veteran lifeguard and Delia's nerdy older brother Liam who tells one of the craziest Six Flags stories of all time.#LookOutForThatLeg #EricaWasNotOnHerPhone

In this Episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia try to not be bitter and mean but give up and end up going for the jugular. They define two particular kinds of men –personal trainers & stock market lovers – and provide all the reasons why these men must be stopped, or at least taken down a peg. Listen to hear Erica & Delia spit hot takes and share personal experiences that are universally relatable, even though they are obviously about very specific men. Bonus: stay til the end for a stupid story time & information about Ellen Degeneres' dog's sister. #dontinvestininvestors #donttakeitpersonaltrainers #prettygirllaugh

In this Episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia profess their undying love for a certain eatertainment establishment: Dave & Buster's. After acknowledging D&B's competitors and taking a trip down memory lane to the home of one animatronic mouse, Erica and Delia get into just what makes D&B so magical. They talk their favorite games, Delia's 21st birthday, and the pros/cons of D&B as a date location! Be a winner, listen to this episode. #WhoIsFuddrucker #TooBigForThoseTubes

In the first ever episode of Dying Slowly, Erica and Delia discuss a highly developed personal economic plan: Free Money. Hear about how Delia got a MacBook Air for free and used the BHR Strategy to turn a $50 profit, and let Erica tell you why cash don't count! #WhereAreTheCoins #proteinmaplemuffle