My grampa told me stories on his deathbed about him and my dad that I've never heard before. I wanted to make a catalog of my favorite stories to tell--and then pass it on to my son before I forget them.
I was having fun until someone thought I was drowning.
First idea: I'll propose on the beach near her house. She'll love that. Girls love being proposed to on the beach. Her: "I don't want to be proposed to on the beach." Second idea: ...
First time at a drive-in. Worst. Drive-in experience. Ever.
When a child tests the boundaries of space and time using only a stuffed toy and a car window... the universe nearly stops in place.
"How'd you break your elbow?" Playing tennis. Sort of. That's not completely accurate, is it?
What happens when Duddly Fuddyduddy wakes up... and his parents are suddenly cool? My second foray into the world of children's literature.
When two kids fight over one toy... lives will change.
How did everything go wrong on a transatlantic return home? Pull up a chair and I'll tell you.
360 on the highway. Flipped truck. Significant car crashes and incidents I've been involved in... Never an injury, and only one of them was my fault. Ok, maybe two.
After waiting my whole life for a decent super hero movie... find out how everything went wrong when trying to go see this one.
What will the husband do when the "Husband-Cheat-Sheet" no longer applies? Hear the true story of a birth from the father's point of view.
Discover how my only college umbrella lived for exactly one thunderstorm.