Horse Girls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The Horse Crew is back in house to tackle the THIRD Eventing book! And we meet Alex. No not that Alex. Other Alex, we like Alex. No not THAT Alex- the OTHER Alex! How are you not following??  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Courage Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  ASwanNamedEmily and Alex are absolutely OVERJOYED to talk to Carrie Seim the famous author of Horse Girl about her newest book Horse Camp!   Find out where to get your very own copy at https://horsegirlbook.com and find out more about Carrie at https://carrieseim.com!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Horse Camp | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  This book is really going to help Tim with his dress-age. If only he would stop berating children! We keep telling him, no no the misguided children are what keep the lights on at Horse Girls HQ but apparently he just can't get over the bad internet posts about him... anyways.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Pride Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!  Listen, I don't know what Cascada is, and neither do you. Stop questioning me. All thots no vibes on this one.  If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Pete and Jules start a couples scam. They decide they both get money or no one gets money. Which is kind of how we run horse girls. You get all of us or NONE of us! That's right! Who is the one who thinks they don't need to be sent to the podcasting dressage? VOTE NOW!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Pride Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Just like Jule's we PROBABLY won't kill a man... probably.... oh wait, Jenna said I can't say that. Jenna said everything I previously said was false. Jenna is calling the lawyers... JENNA! JENNA NO!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Ambition Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever stopped 69% of the way through the book? You know. Half way? HALF WAY TIM? TIM! YOU CALL THAT HALF WAY?? I mean, it's a very funny place to stop buy half way it is not.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Ambition Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We begin our journey in the hot and humid lands of Florida. In the heart of horse country. We are genuinely very excited to start the Eventing series with Natalie Keller Reinert.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Pop culture influencer ASwanNamedEmily is here to help us understand how to be cool and how to use social media! Also pop sensation. Also the coolest artist on the planet.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Horse Girl | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Stephen Adams joins us to talk about horses, but he has a problematic relationship here see because most of the time he wants to combine them with hand grenades? Like... did he even consider how we would be at a severe disadvantage when he armed the horses? Anyways, Stephen Adams, horse armorer.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Into the West | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! You know that when the incredible Steph and Mike Crugnola are on that we have picked a horror show of a horse movie. A truly awful gut wrenching miserable film that is a direct attack on the Crugglez. The fight continues between the Horse Girls and Mike and Steph!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: The Horse Whisperer | Movie

Hark Sugarfoot Sweet Sugarfoot Nickers to say Throw lives away Sugarfoot is here Bringing the fear To young and old Meek and the bold  

Welcome to basketball! We are all travelling through the hoops, courts, and free throw lines of nostalgia to learn about basketball.  We spoke with Sal, Dan, and Scott of the Horns Over Hoops podcast talking about the classic 90s film Space Jam! Where aliens who are not horses steal basketball players talents!  Check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheHornsOverHoopsPodcast/videos New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Space Jam | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include:   Bob McGough: https://talesbybob.com/   Jason Dorough: https://jasondorough.com/   TVs Travis: https://tvstravis.com/   Thank you so much to our incredible guests

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We have HOMEWORK this week ok? We got the INCREDIBLE Tony P Henderson onto the podcast. Now I need you to do some work for me right this second. Go to Tony's Instagram (@tony_p_henderson) and note HOW MANY PICTURES HAVE EQUIDS IN THEM. He says he's not a horse girl but I count minimum 3 pictures, and that means Tony P is a SECRET HORSE GIRL.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Sorry to Bother You | Movie    

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Happy Halloween- we bring you another spooky tale of horror, and spiders, and dark magic, and blood! Just in time for Halloween! And this one is a good one, we can tell because there's Kelpies and we love us some murdery lil water beasts! This one is decidedly a treat.  New episode every other Wednesday!   Media: Kelpie by Ashley Chapman | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Are you ready for Flicka? We weren't. No one was. Not Tim McGraw, not Ryan Kwanten, not ANYONE. Mary O'Hara is rolling in their grave!! Actually I am not sure if they're dead yet. I should check these things before I make broad sweeping statements like this. I mean I won't, but I should. Anyways, let me sing you a lullaby to tame you... New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Flicka (2006) | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Secretariat (March 30, 1970 – October 4, 1989), also known as Big Red, was a champion American thoroughbred racehorse who was the ninth winner of the American Triple Crown, setting and still holding the fastest time record in all three of its constituent races. - Stolen from Wikipedia, but for real, an amazing horse. One more fun fact the brand Ariat gets it's name from Secretariat! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Secretariat | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Trigger Warning: All Canadian's out there and/or people from Vermont who partake in the timeless tradition of pouring syrup on snow and consuming it. Be aware that this book brings it up syrup making a lot and in ways that are cringey and we should all just kind of take a minute to decompress and and realize it's just a book, it can't hurt us.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Snow Ride (Saddle Club #20) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Jonathan Taylor Thomas (né Weiss; born September 8, 1981) is an American actor and director. He is known for portraying Randy Taylor on Home Improvement and voicing young Simba in Disney's 1994 animated feature film The Lion King and Pinocchio in New Line Cinema's 1996 film The Adventures of Pinocchio. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Star Rider (Saddle Club #19) | Book

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back AGAIN!   We sit down with Digital Media Track Director Charles McFall to discuss all things Dragon Con DMT 2024. We also highlight authors we will be seeing AT Dragon Con this year - check them out:  Clint Hall "Steal Fire From the Gods" https://clinthall.com  Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick"  https://jasondorough.com  Matt Dinniman "Dungeon Crawler Carl"   https://www.instagram.com/mattdinniman  Bob McGough "Bringing Home The Rain"  https://talesbybob.com  Charles McFall  https://linktr.ee/rgop42  Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back! Not only did we read a great book, but we also had the chance to sit down with the Author.  Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick"  https://jasondorough.com  Search the DragonCon app to see all of Jason's appearances at DragonCon2024  Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Amy is BACK! I mean, not our Amy but another very Amylike Amy. Aw jeez I made this episode description all about her didn't I? She would love that wouldn't she. DANG IT AMY! YOU HAVE DONT IT AGAIN! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Pack Trip (Saddle Club #18) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Would you like schemes? Kidnapping? Perhaps a crony who tries to punch a child? All of that is in this episode! Oh I guess we also read a book.... secondary to whatever Horse Girl scheme is going on.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Horsenapped (Saddle Club #17) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Guess who's back? It's The Artifessor (instagram.com/the_artifessor/)! This time we watched War Horse, which is a fantastic film about every British actor you have ever known. At least it feels that way... wait a second, JULIE ANDREWS IS MISSING! Dang it. Ok ALMOST every British actor you have ever known. Anyways, if you want a real cool story about it listen up.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: War Horse | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We're back in the Saddle Club agaaaain~! Weak-ass bitch legs, lil shrimp toes, makes a man go yee-haw?? A book is read, a quiz is done, did Billy Ray Cyrus and Kristen Stewart have a secret love child? Who wrote this nonsense? There's no way to know! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Horse Games (Saddle Club #16) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  You know what we love? Secrets. Also, horses. So what if we went ahead and took secrets and made them into horses... or what if we made the horses into SECRETS?! Yeah yeah, this is good. Ok. Now what if the horses were actually like pegasus or something. Now we're cooking with gas! Oh, and what if there was a WAR? New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: The Secret Horses of Briar Hill | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Frooooooom Cadmus to Crisis -is is is is we brought in David Beyer himself!!! We became what I think is now genuinely one of his favorite films. I mean, it is all of our favorite film. What's not to love? A star studded cast, a circus accident, the fake Kentucky Derby, bullying. Anyways my momma always says you can put a podcast in the oven but it doesn't make a biscuit... or something.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Racing Stripes | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! Are you ready for the episode where Tim realizes just what he's gotten himself into? It's this one... If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We got possibly the coolest horse girl of all time- Veronica! Of Horsemanship Unlocked! Actual trick rider, circus performer, and liberty trainer! So of course we decided to make her watch a movie where her namesake character (that's right we're claiming Veronica was named after her). Check her out https://www.facebook.com/Veronicapainterequestrian/  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Saddle Club | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Here to talk about our projected fourth quarter earnings is the one and only Josh (@BlackCloakDM)! It is an intense bout of projections but I think that with the low hanging fruit on deck we can really hit our ROI and create some real synergy. Josh has a deck about it just ask.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Hidalgo | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  What's the difference between a bucking bull and a horse? We explore that in depth with Mike Crugnola (@futureXskeleton) himself! Also- before we get in too deep this is a REAL STORY. So for anyone like SOME of us on the podcast who didn't realize until the last few minutes of the movie- this dude was real. Lane existed. Now listen to the podcast. Do it for Lane.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eight Seconds | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  No way, NO WAY, THE Kaycie D? On Horse Girls! You mean the one that writes and illustrates B Side You the world famous web comic that you can read for free at bsideyoucomic.com? I can't believe she's here to talk to us about the Black Beauty that's free on YouTube. I am sure that means it will be fantastic and not at all bad. Right Tim? Right? Tim... why is it going dark now. Why does it feel so cold? Am I the one finding the beauty in the black? It's so vey dark... so ... so dark. New episode every other Wednesday! 

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Nine by Chris Wooding   We talk about the book for at least 10 minutes...maybe. What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We are joined by the incredible The_Artifessor to talk about a surprisingly good Spiderman movie titled Spiderman: Seabiscuit. It was an entirely new take on superpowers in that Tobias Macguias did not appear to shoot webs but you know I still think it was a pretty good one. Also his crime fighting sidekick was a horse.  New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Are you tired of the whole Z versus Z controversy? Are you like, America, England, Canada, France, etc. get it together! Then boy howdy do I have a solution for you. Introducing Z! This brand new pronunciation of everyone's favourite letter is sure to please the whole family! Hey Tim, I am not sure this is coming across is type. I feel like this add for your new letter pronunciation should really have been spoken... If only we had an audio medium to really sell stuff like this.  New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  I wasn't feeling particularly inspired to make this summary so I asked Tim what the most interesting part of this episode was. He didn't answer me so instead this is what you get for an episode descriptions. Uninspired drivel. Absolute waste of a perfectly good space. Think about how many seconds of your life you will never get back because you read this description. Right. Now add that with everyone else who read this description. We could take a class, get a coffee, fall in love, have a whirlwind romance, fall out of love, go our separate ways, meet new people, adopt a dog, break up with those people, meet in Europe by accident ten years from now and decide that what tore us apart to begin with was the folly of youth and right here right now it's time to open our hearts and learn to trust and love again... what was I saying? Oh yeah. New horse girls...   New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  It's just that Twilight isn't a great movie ok? Or book. Like what even happened, how did that series get so popular? Why did the editor greenlight Renesmee? So anyways we talk about Heartland again.  New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever wanted to plan a vacation with the horse girls? This episode gives you a real life experience in our state of the art system into this experience. Paste a picture of your best friends on the monitor and Google 'Train Adventure' before putting on noise cancelling headphones and listening in to this episode. It is a state of art experience artisanally crafter for your experience. Spared no expense.  New episode every other Wednesday! 

Want to come see the Goblins and Growlers folks and the Horse Girls? Here's where to find the details: https://ichibancon.com/

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Combine oil, corn syrup, brown sugar, water, salt in a small saucepan over med heat. Stir while bringing to a boil, then use a candy thermometer to bring to 300 degrees F or hard crack stage. When it reaches about 275 degrees F, start cooking the popcorn according to package directions. When candy has reached the right temp, add vanilla and remove from heat. Pour hot popcorn into large plastic or glass bowl and quickly pour the candy mix on top. Stir so that the candy coats all the pieces. Serve and enjoy. New episode every other Wednesday! 

Here comes Sugarfoot Here comes Sugarfoot Right down murder lane! Jingle and jangle his knives do tangle As he trots along to slay!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Do we like Heartland? Like... like like Heartland? GENUINELY like Heartland? I think we do. I think that the second Tim admits to it is the second Tim has to be classified as a Horse Girl on government forms. I mean, we have been writing that he is the HEO (Horse EO) for years but I think this seals the deal.  New episode every other Wednesday! 

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Eight by Chris Wooding  Long ago, legions of monstrous creatures called Kaiju arose from the sea, bringing with them all-consuming war. Some of them landed in Floria.  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!  Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke. 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Allow our chef to recommend new podcasts for today. Podcasts-du-jour if you will: Horns Over Hoops: https://hornsoverhoops.podbean.com/ A Song of Sugar and Snow: https://dungeonsanddraconbeams.podbean.com/e/a-song-of-sugar-and-snow-trailer/ Check them out! New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include: Audio Scott - twitch.tv/grooveis4life Tristan - Dragon Night Adventure Friends dragonnightadventurefriends.com/ And Bean - twitch.tv/forgingwynton   We appreciate you all and have a wonderful holiday!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Here he is, this is him, there's nowhere else on Earth he'd rather be- it's Austin! It's Austin! (@dndbpod / twitch.tv/seezydrop). Listen, I want to joke about this movie as much as you but you just can't with this banger of a soundtrack. Go off Hans Zimmer! New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Boo! This episode is a day early! WHAT A TRICK! Or... a treat? I am not sure I understand the concept of Halloween... Anyways HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Enjoy the third and final installment of Calliope (Cal - EEEEE - Ope and definitely not Cal-Eye-Oh-Pee).  New episode every other Wednesday!

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  You have been asking for it and we finally listened- Enjoy this interview with Molly! The barrel racer that our very own Patrons helped us sponsor this year. Find out all of her thoughts and follow her journey on Facebook under 'Molly Newlun - Barrel Racer'.  New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The seer has arrived. Soothsayer Tim has arrived and is here to tell you that great sums of money are coming your way and your lucky numbers are 69, 420, 8008132, 1337, and 9. Oh wait- what's this? The leaves in the teacup... oh no... oh no indeed... a great misfortune will befall you heralded by a small chestnut pony. This pony has killed before... Is your name Ms. Bell per chance? New episode every other Wednesday! 

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Ok so you're standing at the edge of the cliff, Tim. Right? Before you is a cliff, behind you is flat level ground. Tim are you listening to me? TIM! Ok, ok Tim it's a cliff in front of you but behind you is flat level ground as far as the eye can see. What do you do? You step back? Boom. Saved your life. Now you owe me.  New episode every other Wednesday!