Hot Takes With Hot Dykes

a simple goodbye

another pod! this fortnight we have on stand up comedians and the hosts of 'Best Mistakes' podcast Anya Volz & Nika Lomazzo. they're HILARIOUS and we talk about the controversial legacy of Lena Dunham, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan feuds and of course... our favorite mistakes listen to their podcast Best Mistakes anywhere podcasts are heard and subscribe to our patreon for more content! patreon.com/HTWHD

on this fortnightly episode we talk about office slang, tunnel boring machines, making out with our dogs & we interview Tacoma based rapper, archivist and artist Ex-Florist! find Ex-Florist here https://twitter.com/formerflorist https://www.instagram.com/bluntweapons/ https://www.instagram.com/thejewelrycasket/ and find their music on BAND CAMP!  clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84 patreon.com/HTWHD

we are back! with an episode about how to become confident :D we went to the source of confidence... Kourtney Kardashian's POOSH, Tony Robbins and of course Wiki How find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's IG @clarapluton val's IG @teenbeat_84

HELLOO!! on this fortnightly episode we take a deep dive into time, DDR and john mayer

hello!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about going on STRIKE (aka being laid off and collecting unemployment lmao), our futures for the world and our weekend snow days of course find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig@teenbeat_84

hiii we're back with a new episode!! we talk about the harrowing and oft gawked at practice of ..COUPLES THERAPY! we offer our own lezperspective drawing from our own experiences, watch some reality tv, and yes we cry at the end :)  find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84

we interview seattle pop superstar ARCHIE! woohoo! we talk about introverts thriving, her dreams, how she got to where she is and all the beauty that lies before her find her on spotify at ARCHIE and stream bad bitch!  archie's IG: @archietheshycon clara's IG: @clarapluton val's IG: @teenbeat_84 find us at patreon.com/HTWHD

hello! we're back with another pod

hello!!! we interviewed Dylan McKeever on this fortnightly episode

hi gays!  on this episode we talk about the pursuit of rugged individualism has made america into a death cult

here we ARE with election self care tips, reminiscing on our stand up 'careers' and ...a little announcement find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84

another episode of HTWHD!!  we talk about.. everything. bliss, the spirit realm, our failed coping mechanisms and everything in between find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD we love youu

a new episode yay! we talk about building for our future in the ashes of failed American democracy experiment. yay!  find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84

on this fortnightly episode we answer your q & gays!!!! YAY! you can always email us your questions at hottakeswithhotdykes@gmail.com patreon.com/HTWHD clara's IG: clarapluton val's IG: teenbeat_84

hello!!!! new episode

woo! we're back!  patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84

we interviewed Isaac of King County Equity Now Coalition!  sign up for their newsletter! follow them everywhere!!!! https://www.kingcountyequitynow.com/ on IG: @kingcountyequitynow twitter: https://twitter.com/KCequitynow

it's our 60th episode omg!! on this episode we talk to high priestess, author, witch and more Ylva Mara Radzisewski

we're back! on this episode we talk about change, taco bell and I REVEAL MY TRADEMARKED HICCUP CURE find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: @teenbeat_84

On this edition of Cruisin' With Clara we sit with DJ Sharlese Metcalf. We talk birth charts, being beat obsessed, reality TV and so much more.  Sharlese's instagram: sh6rl6s6 Clara's instagram: clarapluton Val's instagram: teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

HERE WE AAARE we recorded this in our living room and it was hard and we love all of you so much

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio on this very special episode Clara & Val interview... EACH OTHER!!!!

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Seattle  on this fortnightly episode Clara and Val talk about rich gays, emo anthems and what we can learn from our doubts

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle hi!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about PMDD 420, portals and America's first drag queen William Dorsey Swann

helloooo! we have a super special episode today because we interviewed trap powerhouses Cartel Madras

originally broadcast Monday December 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle  we're back!! we talk about enya, reparenting your inner child and give ya'll a lil non monogamy check in clara's insta @clarapluton val's insta @teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle  it's another q & gay episode!! we answer your queeries and talk about our trip to europe

we are sending you this transmission from paris! woo!  on this fortnightly episode we talk about our experience maneuvering non monogamy EEK!  it's a spicy one

this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle  on this fortnightly episode we talk about ghosting, we roast susan sontag, and deeply debrief what's been going on in our lives this october find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84  

hi!! we play our september 24th town hall recording

hello! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this episode we talk about why white men don't get wet in the rain, gossip, the trans queerstory of the wild west & a surprise mystery guest calls into the station!  find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook at Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84 we love you! stay gay! 

hello!!!! A NEW EPISODE HAS ARRIVED we talk about being codependent lesbians, lil nas x & adult babies.  find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD facebook @Hot Take With Hot Dykez clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about sexologist, performance artist and porn star Annie Sprinkle as well as a DEEP DEEEP dive into top and bottom culture. IT'S A GOOD ONE.  clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook! facebook.com/hotdykesradio

originally broadcast Monday August 5th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode we talk about our trip down the coast, we answer your q's & play a mini interview with scientist Emily Waldron!  find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook at facebook.com/hotdykesradio clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84 emily's insta: djmoho

originally broadcast Monday July 22nd on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode we talk about the queer history of Coney Island, rant about boomers, the new cats trailer and obviously.. Are You The One?!  find us on instagram! clara's ig: @clarapluton val's ig: @teenbeat_84 subscribe to our patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez

**THE AUDIO IS A LIL BLOWN OUT. MERCURY RETROGRADE AND CHILL** this episode was originally broadcast Monday July 8th on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio  on this fortnightly episode we talk about aging in the queer community, techie infants, queerstory about the fat acceptance movement & obviously.. Megan Rapinoe find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD Facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's IG: clarapluton val's IG: teenbeat_84 ok we love you

hello!! this is such a fun episode.. we broadcast a live episode we did at The Rendezvous in Seattle & then play an interview with Portland based witch, tarot reader and intuitive Erin Aquarian  find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84 erin's insta: fulltimewitch we

originally broadcast June 11th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM  hellooo we are back with a fortnightly episode where we talk with comedy super star Graham Downing. we chat about acid, improv, existentialism and so so much more

heY GAYS!! we're bringing you this episode from our rented nissan sentra parked on a street in sunny Arleta, California.  on this fortnightly episode we talk about jealousy, an asteroid nearly hitting the earth, weddings & an interview with Pallavi Gunalan who is a scientist AND a stand up comedian WOW! find us on IG clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84 patreon.com/HTWHD

this episode was originally broadcast Monday April 29 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio  on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about the placebo effect, beach breeze flavored red bull & the existential implication of embarrassment find us on patreon www.patreon.com/htwhd clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84 like us on facebook! @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez

originally broadcast Monday April 15th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle  on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about the royal they-by, concept creep & a queerstory on intersex activism!  clara's IG @realcrissangel val's IG @teenbeat_84 find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD 

this episode was originally broadcast April 1st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle we are back in the booth baby! on this fortnightly episode we talked to Real Queer America author Samantha Allen and her wife Corey Burke. We talk about how they met, their ideal queer utopias, the process of writing the book & so so much more.  find Samantha Allen @SLAwrites on Twitter find Corey @CoreyLizette on instagram  Val's insta @teenbeat_84 Clara's insta @realcrissangel find us on Facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez  find us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/HTWHD

we are back with another bedroom episode!!

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH LP FM in Seattle, Washington  on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss how mercury's retrograde shadow period is messing with their lives, Stormy Daniels and they broadcast an interview with the folx behind Indigenize Productions  find us on facebook! @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta @realcrissangel val's insta @teenbeat_84

hi!! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio a lil mini episode for ya'll to get us back on our schedule!!  we talk about katy perry, bombing in minneapolis & a queerstory on josephine baker find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez  clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84 patreon.com/htwhd

AN EPISODE ON AN OFF WEEK TO MAKE UP FOR MISSING LAST WEEK!! this was recorded in our bedroom on a zoom recorder LMAO so the quality isn't going to be as good and it might be a little more quiet than normal. we just wanted to give ya'll the CONTENT that was buzzing in our brains.  on this episode Val and I talk about the intense snow conditions in seattle, the glorification of serial killers, a queerstory on Mabel Hampton & The Harlem Renissance and a maaain body on S E X

originally broadcast on January 21st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss MLK Jr Day, digging up old tweets & a queerstory on disabled lesbians  find us on patreon!! patreon.com/HTWHD  find us on facebook! facebook.com/hotdykesradio clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara have on Seattle drag entertainer and all around incredible woman Cucci Binaca  they talk about melted cheese, growing up in Nevada, Ginuwine & the collective consciousness which surrounds us all.  find cucci on ig @cuccibinaca find us on ig! clara @realcrissangel & val @teenbeat_84 like us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dyekz https://www.patreon.com/HTWHD 

originally broadcast Monday December 24th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio  on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara discuss the new Ellen special, solstice intentions and the Radical Queens collective.  find us on insta! clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84 like us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez we love you, stay gay! 

originally broadcast on Monday December 10th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio  on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about dead presidents, the tumblr porn ban and the queerstory of butches and femmes.  find us on facebook! @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez follow us on instagram! clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84 we love you! stay gay!