How Not to Suck at the Stocks

Video: https://youtu.be/xoLhsdp4uBU Site: https://www.hansenasset.com/

Power of Habit, Masters of Doom, and The Course

Our species is doomed

I'm Ovid Covid

S-tier: An elegant weapon for a more civilized age A-tier: This is where the fun begins! B-tier: She may not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts C-tier: I have a bad feeling about this F-tier: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

How to value a business

How to analyze a company quantitatively

How to analyze a company qualitatively.

Takes so hot, the other hosts say damn, if um's were a drug, y'know I'd sell them by the gram

You'll never guess #1!

First you get the eyeballs, then you get the power, then you get the women.

My mother's my sister!

How to think about stock ownership

This episode has been approved by the Department of Truth.

Whoever said, "The one who strips your soul is The one that got away"

And how to loot & gamble

IT'S A TRAP

My curriculum on how to become an amazing investor * Little Book of Behavioral Investing * Pat Dorsey's books & lectures * Peter Lynch's books & lectures * Phillip Fisher's books * Warren Buffett's writings, media appearances, and shareholder meetings * NOT the Intelligent Investor

FACT: Sapiens is Latin for Wise. lmao

Apple fan boy defends Apple. Tells judge he's wrong despite no legal experience. Join my Chicago Investment Meetup https://www.meetup.com/meetup-group-zxivates/

And I'm not talking about the Bears. Brand New Investing Round Table Meetup Group. Free to join: https://www.meetup.com/meetup-group-zxivates/

Bullfight critics ranked in rows, crowd the enormous plaza full But only one is there who knows, and he's the man who fights the bull

Money! It's a gas...

Though shall not pass! - Gandalf

Writing good descriptions is really, really, really hard.

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?

Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.

Dan has nearly 30% of his net worth in a company he doesn't entirely understand. Clearly this will end well.

Investing is not a science, but thinking scientifically can help your investing.

Comic books movies just aren't realistic enough according to Dan.

Significantly worse episode than usual. Only for the die-hards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syQdC-mP2w

Dan walks through what he looks for when he's reading a 10k. There's also a Youtube clip: https://youtu.be/5scQv-S17Ag

Step 1. Read

Dan rambles into the void

Anyone can learn from their own mistakes, but the wiseman learns from another's.

A Brief History of Star Wars... er George Lucas

Why your brokerage account would be better off without you.

Turns out we suck at reading strangers' body language.

WAR is a racket. It always has been. - Major General Smedley Butler of the US Marines Corps

Half-assed analysis of Netflix. Youtube link: https://youtu.be/xIw1JlmKpJk

You've been using money all your life... or has it been using you? Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY1spzy8ujY

4 years ago I put half my net worth into AAPL and 4 days ago I sold it for a 4 bagger. Sorry world, you're all playing for second place.

Write this down: Best Podcast of All Time

Today I sold all my BRK.B, but I'd rather talk about how to Get in Shape.

PANIC!!!

Fine, I'll actually talk about the virus this time.

How will THE CORONAVIRUS affect stonks?

Iger's book is a G-Rated PR pamphlet, get the PG-rated cut here.

A disturbingly realistic portrayal of a human being's descent into madness.

Generic Investment Advice given in a Hushed, Anxious Tone. Pay off your credit cards, build up an emergency fund, know your time horizon, and contribute to your 401k, and other such nonsense that is easier said than done.

How to Invest in Weed Stocks. Step 1: Don't.