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Comedian/writer Patrick Keane actually thinks he has something to say. Weekly half hour rants about life and the world. Check it out, or don't. Just do what's best for you.

Patrick Keane


    • May 27, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 33m AVG DURATION
    • 193 EPISODES


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    Ep 191 - End of Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 33:36


    Finishing out four month tour with Frank Caliendo. AZ to Texas to midwest to East Coast. Never had the string of one nighters and week long club dates like we did for this one.

    Ep 190 - How Much Is Enough?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 32:55


    At what point is accumulation of wealth and lifestyle too much? At what point is it infringement upon the standard of living of other nations or socioeconomic groups?

    Ep 189 - Vegas Timeshare Pitch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 34:31


    Garbage echol. Was in Vegas for a free trip. Got to hear timeshare pitch that was very delicious. Got to see old friends and a lot of comedy in Vegas. Perfect town for Mother's Day.

    Ep 188 - The Alarm's Mike Peters

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 33:14


    The unfortunate passing of The Alarm's frontman Mike Peters this week had me nostalgic about the mid-80's and my class at St. Catherine's elementary school in Laguna Beach.

    Ep 187 - Pope Francis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 31:43


    Pope Francis, NFL Draft, Caliendo Cartel, Breakfast Club.

    Ep 186 - Caliendo Cartel

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 30:14


    Traveling the midwest with Frank Caliendo. Been a joy watching him work.

    Ep 185 - Hustle Muscle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 32:52


    The sound is echo-y because nothing works in life. Training, upbringing and education are important, but do you have that hustle muscle? I'm learning it at 50.

    Ep 184 - There's a New Tariff in Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 30:44


    The sound is echoing cause technology doesn't work. Great shows this weekend in Texas with Frank Caliendo.

    Ep 183 - Parental Involvement

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 30:59


    Parental Involvement is greatest difference in a school's success regardless of affluence level. We're addicted to social media in a more unhealthy way than we were ever addicted to TV. TV is cocaine. Internet is meth. Social media is fentanyl.

    Ep 182 - Pivoting

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 32:08


    Changing locations and life direction is difficult. Feel like I've been doing it since March 2020 and pandemic. More freedom and clearer thinking, but also fear of the lack of ceiling.

    Ep 181 - Tides of March

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 30:38


    Quick trip to OC/LA for shows, St. Patty's Day, tax doc drop off. What's the difference between fun and happiness? We don't want real news.

    tides oc la
    Ep 180 - Off Ramps

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 31:22


    Life in show business moves pretty fast. You need to know where and when to take off ramps. I def missed a few but feel like I'm now more aware and can see clearer.

    Ep 179 - Gene Hackman

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 34:33


    Acting legend Gene Hackman passes away and reminds me of the great films of 70's, 80's and 90's.

    Ep 178 - Spanish Country

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 31:09


    Was in Flawrida the past two weeks which in 'Gone With the Wind' is referred to as "Spanish Country." It was just off in the distance and it was just accepted that the Spanish occupied that area circa 1860-1870, before the Spanish-American War. Who knows?

    Ep 177 - Sidesplitters

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 30:14


    Great week in Tampa. Haven't been to Sidesplitters in years. Great hang with Steve Simeone as well.

    Ep 176 - Pacino Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 30:54


    Al Pacino is way different than you'd think. Excellent book called 'Sonny Boy' all about his upbringing in South Bronx.

    Ep 175 - Share and Share Alike

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 34:33


    Opening up off stage can help you open up on stage and result in success and happiness in both.

    Ep 174 - Honolulu Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 30:38


    Detroit Lion loss has me depressed yet again! And I'll go back for more next year. Great season but the playoffs is a different season.

    Ep 173 - American or Christian?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 32:47


    More insane ramblings about the college football national championship, the NFL playoffs, the fires and the slaughter in Gaza.

    Ep 172 - In Here, Out There

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 32:35


    Just constant slop coming out of my mouth. Absolutely groundless, poorly sourced nonsense. Don't listen. Get help.

    Ep 171 - Holiday Wrap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 30:56


    So much happening in a short time this time of year. A lot of travel and comedy. This podcast is all over the place. Save yourself and don't listen.

    Ep 170 - All Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 31:25


    More random commentary by the week that was. Accidentally posted last week's. Monday was tough but bouncing back today. Thanks for listening. Hope it helps somewhere in your lives.

    Ep 169 - Regicide

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 32:14


    Is there a Tipping Point going on where public opinion will favor upheaval?

    Ep 168 - Balance On the Seas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 34:53


    Turned a corner this week working cruise ships. Had the best week of shows I've ever had. Connected more than ever. 2nd time a corner's been turned in 6 weeks.

    Ep 167 - Isolation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 40:08


    There is an unhealthy level of isolation and maybe I'm reaching it? Hope not. Some is natural with the profession I've chosen, but when is enough, enough?

    Ep 166 - Gun Shy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 30:45


    Where are the Americans? Despite our loudmouth self righteousness, we are nowhere to be found in these wars draining us of our resources.

    Ep 165 - Election

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 31:31


    The most amateur breakdown of the recent election that you'll find. Are we really that surprised? It is sad and disappointing that people had no problem with a genocide and funding two wars but are crestfallen by the election results.

    Ep 164 - Los Doyers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 30:39


    Dodgers take the World Series in 5 games over the Yankees and renew a long standing rivalry that dates back almost a century from their days in Brooklyn.

    Ep 163 - Putting Yourself Out There

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 32:59


    Give yourself a chance. Bet on yourself. Put yourself out there.

    Ep 162 - Open Mic's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 32:10


    Transitioning back to open mic's has been humbling to say the least. Hopefully can move up the pipeline faster here than LA since I already have some experience. Open mic's are harder than full arenas.

    Ep 161 - Hail Mary

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 34:47


    Threw up one last shot for Mascots and can now move on. The subject of our pilot is ranked #1 in the country and could win the national title.

    Ep 160 - MLB Playoffs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 33:57


    Couldn't ask for more with these baseball playoffs. Excited about possibility of Tigers/Dodgers.

    Ep 159 - Eastbound and Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 31:11


    Transitioning back from AZ to NY. Been mobile for 3-4 months now. Too much.

    Ep 158 - Whirlwind

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 36:12


    Been all over the US the past 3 months. Too much maybe. Looking forward to being stationary next week in NY. Opening for Steve Byrne in San Jose this weekend.

    Ep 157 - Autumn in New York

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 31:25


    In New York for a few months and loving it thus far. Mind explosion. Chaos yet harmony.

    new york chaos mind autumn in new york
    Ep 156 - Sadness Addict

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 31:15


    Am I addicted to grief? Depression? Sadness?

    Ep 155 - Chicago

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 30:56


    Headed to Chicago this week to perform at the legendary Lincoln Lodge. America still willfully deaf and blind to genocide.

    Ep 154 - Filling the Void

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 40:35


    Void's present themselves in life and fortunately or unfortunately, that opens the door for anything to enter.

    Ep 139 - Comfort Addiction

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 34:06


    Misplaced episode somehow. This episode focuses on our addiction to perhaps the most dangerous thing, comfort. Forgoing self-improvement in favor of ease or convenience.

    Ep 153 - Boston

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 37:04


    Got to spend a week with my teenage niece at her summer volleyball camp at Tufts University. Very fun and educational for both of us. Great kid.

    Ep 152 - Go Midwest Young Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 33:58


    Sorry, the sound sucks. Content is okay. Drove me mum cross country again. Enjoying time in Southern Michigan before heading to Boston.

    Ep 151 - Re-Entry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 30:23


    Back half of trip finished and now back in AZ. Middle East was a learning experience for sure. 16 hour flight back to LA. Yikes.

    Ep 150 - Middle East

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 37:03


    First week of two in the Middle East down, one to go.

    Ep 149 - Over-networked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2024 30:20


    Is there such a thing as being in touch with too many people? Whose fault is that?

    Ep 148 - Sobetsukai

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 34:49


    Lovely going away party from my friends as I head to AZ from SoCal.

    Ep 147 - Comedy Mothership

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 40:06


    First time at Comedy Mothership in Austin and it could not have gone better. A club that just nails it! Thank you once again to Steve Byrne.

    Ep 146 - Victimhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 30:17


    I get the episode # wrong in the opening but it's kind of an episode about being addicted to victimhood and allowing that to be the cornerstone of our existence.

    Ep 145 - Approach-Approach Conflict

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 32:53


    Nashville and then Birmingham. Many different worlds within all worlds. Had to make some tough choices this past week.

    Ep 144 - Surviving the Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 32:58


    No plan survives first contact with an enemy.

    Ep 143 - Overreacting On Stage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2024 38:01


    Address the elephant in the room but never the mouse. And don't make the mouse an elephant.

    Ep 142 - Fantasyland

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 30:14


    If you were to move to that pipe dream location and situation, would you be able to sustain?

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