Light Me At Five

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2 comics and the world's oldest intern bring you along as they trudge through the grind that is stand up comedy. Join us, relax and have a few laughs.

Dean Jernigan, Jason Laffoon and Rusty Nixon


    • Mar 7, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 123 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Light Me At Five

    Podcast #121 "Cats"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 46:56


    You don't want me to talk about politics, token white guys and random psychos. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #120 "Oh, a meth goose is a person in your neighborhood..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 54:40


    Jason makes good use of his finger, Dean messes with Mother Nature and Jason drives the devil. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #119 People are Dumb

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2023 36:03


    Jason's advice on when to die, the apocalypse as a way to get a vacation, and eyeballs popping out of people's heads. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #118 Friends From Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 36:47


    Jason's post-apocolyptic neighborhood, everybody wants to be part of the show, and delectable recipes for road kill. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #117 The Prince of Persia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 38:06


    Jason prepares his own version of the musical "Cats" to be performed on his front porch, and Dean encounters a line of dancing vampires. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #116 Bananas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 55:54


    Some changes that should be made to the rules of baseball, Doorway to Hell? or Gamers Paradise? and Whitesnake and his 22 year old band. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #115 Cheating the Neighborly Code

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 51:18


    Barista blues, fanny packs, unicorns and 24 hours of comedy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #114 Who's Jeff?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 41:48


    Aggressive Plumbers, piles of black mold and Dean's "banned" list --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #113 The Guys Plan a Heist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 34:00


    Leprosy, Florida, and Dean's work nemesis. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #112 Private Banana

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 40:28


    We introduce our new sponsor, high school reunions, and bar news. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #111 Control

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 35:24


    We explore all things cat, pet kidnapping, and black-market medicine...for cats. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #110 The Point is Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 37:13


    Mafia race cars, hash-infused joints, and please donate to our trip to Vail. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #109 The Cannonball Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 42:52


    Jason's dream car, privileged white guys, and the wrap underground. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #108 Freddy the Stoner and Other Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 40:26


    Our favorite dispensary, bum fights, and beer fights. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #107 The Animal Planet Show

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 44:16


    Getting raccoons high, snakes gone wild, and Dean wears another man's pants. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #106 Canadian Maple Syrup Hits on a Different Level

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 42:50


    Dean runs an underground wrestling ring, Jason reveals the secrets of "The Dog Bar", anecdotes about biting and the guys sort out religion. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #105 Nobody Wants Your Opinion

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 46:04


    Whatever happened to the good old community dueling grounds? Jason shows you the easiest way through the legal justice system and we have our "Arrest Scoreboard". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #104 Work Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2023 36:48


    A lot is going down...Rusty is on the run, Dean is offending all of Christendom, and Jason doesn't care what insurrection you are planning, he just wants to look at plants. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #103 Buying a Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 39:31


    Living with strangers, buying a car and we stick the open for the first time in 102 episodes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #102 Fancy Ass Banquet Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 42:58


    Great gigs, roundabouts explained and is John Freitag really OK? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #101 Is this thing on?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 46:55


    Pretzel deaths, John Freitag is okay to friend on Facebook, and we discuss Jason's very unique collection. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #100

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 67:39


    Koffe Black invades the studio to cast aspersions on slides, Jason tames a heckler, and Dean is his normal vivacious, fun-loving self. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #99 The Show That Will Not Be Mentioned

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 42:02


    Police dogs, cactus, and fallout. Are we the Hatfields or the McCoys? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #98 Jeff Webb mania

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 64:55


    We talk about something other than race with Jeff Webb — comedy, a very special announcement and his mom. Just listen... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #97 The Ceasar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 50:17


    Dean has a problem with Rusty's new look, Jason hates on Dallas...kind of...and Dean feels a statue to him on a certain college campus would be an adequate tribute. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #96-B The Koffee/Webb show redux

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 61:52


    We use a fancy Latin word in the title that means re-run and go back in time to the night Jeff Webb and Koffee Black destroyed the studio. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #96 Sex Workers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 48:49


    We explore the world of "cold call hookers", Dean runs the dragon, and dildo technology. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #XXmas Rusty's Not Here Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 87:19


    A triple shot of Dean, Jason and Koffee Black followed with a chaser of standup from Farai Gotara. Our flashback holiday gift to you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #Xmas Dean's Not Here rewind

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 39:25


    A visit from the ghosts of Christmas past (Joe Tidd, Jason Laffoon, and Rusty Nixon) as we remember how dark a world it was when Dean wasn't here. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #95 Women, Time, and the Birth of the Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 55:47


    Some very astute political insight from "Dreamy" Jason Laffoon, and science news from our resident genius Dean Jernigan. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #94 This Old House

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 39:05


    Dean shares his DIY experiences around the house and introduces us to his new character "Furnace Guy". Jason gives pointers on how to defend yourself against a meth head. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Episode #93 The Horse Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 50:44


    Among the topics: 1. How to fight a Kangaroo, 2. Russian engineering, 3. The truth about Dean's Grandma, 4. And Dean arrogantly shows off his vast knowledge of Ft. Wayne history. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #92 Dead Guys

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 45:42


    Obituaries, stealing from the poor, and Dean critiques Brett Favre's dick pics. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #91 The Cancellation Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 41:22


    We introduce you to the "Gentleman's Beardsman", steroids or no steroids?, and just generally offending everybody and everything...as usual. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #90 Amped up on Koffe

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 109:35


    We allowed Koffe Black, in a recurring role, to run amok in the studio as Dean, Jason and Koffee highlight the true victim in the Kanye West debacle, learning how to lie in the moment as we dedicate this episode to Dante. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #89 The Awkward Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 45:16


    Classic awkward moments, thank Musk we are all saved, and Kanye has what? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #88 Mr. Jernigan's Wild Ride

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 48:07


    Officially our "show to nowhere" as we never really have a topic but hang on for a roller coaster ride of fun. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #87 The Illuminati and podcast producers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 47:52


    Dean appears to have an axe to grind and Jason introduces Dean to Bill Hicks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #86 The New Jason Laffoon Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 59:08


    "Maria" makes a suggestion, Jellyroll, and cats and dogs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

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    Podcast #85 Beard Envy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 52:44


    We critique Hurricane Ian, squirrel, the behavior of wolves, and Jeffery Dahmer's cure for cancer. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #84 Jason Laffoon starring in "Cats"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 64:30


    Soviet radio, county sheriffs, and we are raising money to bring the famous Farai Gotara to the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #83 Joe's Birthday Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 48:34


    On the road again at Joe Tidd's birthday party, Dean invites himself, Jason gets hit on, and even though Rusty didn't get invited he's still expected to beep out the things that need to get beeped out. No problem. He's cool with it...no...really. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #82 Sharp Dressed Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 44:30


    Some grooming tips from our heroes, Martian technology, homeless social media influencers, and a decision on the best Teen Wolf. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #81 McDean's

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 37:34


    Dean is plotting the downfall of a certain fast food chain and Jason exposes the green movement. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Ebay nightmares, and Hosting duties

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 58:03


    Jason experiences the eBay sellers worst nightmare. Dean host the tight five showcase.... Only to hit some speed bumps --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #79 Chip Runs Amok

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 48:15


    Dean's extremely large canine companion invades the studio and Jason's space almost instantly. We laud the artistic genius of Corey Feldman and debate which is better, the Alien or Predator franchise. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #76 Gossip

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 41:54


    The hazards of robot chess, Jason pitches a brilliant podcast idea and Dean shuts everything down early to listen to gossip. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #75 Bugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 55:23


    What would you do with a mouse in a trap, the return of The Monkeyman, and other stories of "Terror at the Mic" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #75 Jason shaves his magnificent beard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 50:40


    Skippy Sprinkles, D.B. Cooper, and female impersonators are just a few of the topics that somehow come up in this week's show. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #74 Into the great outdoors with J.P. McAllister

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 49:18


    It's another show under the stars and since Joe Tidd and Deven Tapia are banned from the show J.P. McAllister steps in with Dean and Jason to save the day. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

    Podcast #73 Everybody is hugging and smoking weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 32:22


    Ahhh the memories we make when we hit the road as Dean and Jason do just that, making lots of extra work for standards and practices late on Monday night. Jeff Webb steps in to provide the voice of reason. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/light-me-at-5/message

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