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TODAY on the show we started off talking to Lex about his Go Cleanse and how much of a better mood he was in because he got to eat. We played some audio from the 24 hour hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We talked to comedian Jamie Lissow about his upcoming comedy tour. We also finally got into RATING some of our listeners who sent in their photos and used our brand new LTOT rating system. We finished up talking about fast food and marketing "road fries." TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! CLIP OF THE DAY: Current Mates Don't Wanna Hear About Exs 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,540I found out last night I have three years worth of stories.200:00:03,540 --> 00:00:04,820- Oh, I'm--300:00:04,820 --> 00:00:05,820- Just on my life.400:00:05,820 --> 00:00:08,440I went to tell Rhonda's story and she's like,500:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,580"Yeah, I know.600:00:09,580 --> 00:00:11,180Yes, I've heard that."700:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,820Yeah, you told me that one before.800:00:12,820 --> 00:00:13,980You know?900:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,420Oh, my wife even made that too.1000:00:15,420 --> 00:00:19,320And I was like, "Okay, I gotta come up with stuff to talk about."1100:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,180- I just embellish it next time.1200:00:21,180 --> 00:00:22,180(laughing)1300:00:22,180 --> 00:00:23,860You gotta go out and have a life.1400:00:23,860 --> 00:00:26,820So what was the story that you overtold apparently?1500:00:28,180 --> 00:00:30,540- About one of my exes.1600:00:30,540 --> 00:00:33,300- Oh, maybe she's just tired of hearing about the exes.1700:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,700- Well, I don't talk about the exes a lot.1800:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,980- Okay, even once this too much, I'm sorry.1900:00:37,980 --> 00:00:38,820- Is it?2000:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,660Okay.2100:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,340But it was part of the conversation.2200:00:41,340 --> 00:00:43,500It was part of the conversation she started.2300:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,660And I was finishing.2400:00:45,660 --> 00:00:47,060- Okay.2500:00:47,060 --> 00:00:49,540- I laughed 'cause I went through that years ago2600:00:49,540 --> 00:00:52,580and then I realized, okay, there's certain stories2700:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,620that can be reminisced upon.2800:00:54,620 --> 00:00:59,020I knew it was over for certain stories with me and slow motion2900:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,140and Lisa around my wife.3000:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,300- Oh yeah.3100:01:01,300 --> 00:01:04,300- And she let me have it one night3200:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,740after he left the house and went to the hotel.3300:01:06,740 --> 00:01:09,460She was like, "I'm sick of damn tired of that!"3400:01:09,460 --> 00:01:12,320- "Mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time,3500:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,940mimilin' a time that girl, mimilin' a time this girl."3600:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,100I don't wanna hear that, babe.3700:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,620- I'm like, "Okay, babe, I'm sorry.3800:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,620I got you, I'm sorry."3900:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,900It won't have a no more.4000:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,580But I didn't have time to tell slow motion.4100:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,980So like a couple of days later,4200:01:27,980 --> 00:01:30,100we were sitting there, he was drinking on a bin.4300:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,780He just said, "Hey, the van, man,4400:01:32,780 --> 00:01:33,860you remember that time that girl?"4500:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,260I'm like, "Oh, no."4600:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,100(screaming)4700:01:37,100 --> 00:01:37,940- No.4800:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,540- I can't give it any more, I can't sign.4900:01:39,540 --> 00:01:42,140Grimmin' that time, remember that time.5000:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,700'Cause I ain't had time to tell him,5100:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,620"Hey, man, we need a chill out on that."5200:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,460(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off by talking a bunch of sports. We also played some phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We got an update from LEX who did his first weigh in since he started Go Cleanse and had a ton of other participants from the Summer Time Fine challenge call in to tell about their weigh ins. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into a bunch of "hypotheticals!"TOMORROW on the show we RATE our listeners on how hot they are! We also had on special guest comedian Jamie Lissow.CLIP OF THE DAY: Women Do The Most 2 Get What They Want 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,700I saw a viral video of a guy who had a ring camera on their driveway and it's the woman asking the husband could you help me with this and have a200:00:13,700 --> 00:00:19,900Jeep and you could take the door off and it's her going could you help me with the thing and he's like all right comes out does it300:00:19,900 --> 00:00:28,400and then I looked at the ring camera when I'm not there and it's her just taking the door off no problem taking the top off no problem400:00:28,400 --> 00:00:37,780when the guy's there he's got to do it pretty good it's so true I get the business sometimes because I don't help500:00:37,780 --> 00:00:45,840ronda load her car up in the she like stays I was like who did this for you when you were by yourself what do you mean by that600:00:45,840 --> 00:00:56,480do you know like this heavy bag with a computer in it and all you're saying yeah see you're looking bad is what you're doing700:00:56,480 --> 00:01:02,840I was looking bad I know DNI are both getting what do you mean you're not helping out to the car with the thing I help her a lot800:01:02,840 --> 00:01:12,800okay she helps me a lot sometimes and you know something gets lost in the translation you know and I am totally unaware900:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,080of my surrounding sometimes
TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps. We went into dept about the US Open and also announced our Sports Picks winner. Lex was on Cleanse Day 2 and talked about how his cleanse has been going so far. We talked about some of our unfulfilled sexual fantasies. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We did our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show do some more "Hypothetical Questions!"CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Did A Man Thang 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,600I um, I fixed a freezer. Yeah.200:00:03,600 --> 00:00:08,280Pulled the door off a little bit freezer, pulled all that crap out of there.300:00:08,280 --> 00:00:14,960And the big sheet of ice under there, I looked in a guy on YouTube with the same model,400:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,560how you'd, you know, defrost or whatever, something in the back left corner.500:00:19,560 --> 00:00:23,720I did all that, you know, almost got the whole sheet of ice to the sink,600:00:23,720 --> 00:00:28,880but now it broke in half and then I had to clean it up and put the door back on.700:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,280You did a man thing.800:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,280It did man thing.900:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,560That's good.1000:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,240She was delighted.1100:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,160Yeah.1200:00:35,160 --> 00:00:35,640Come on.1300:00:35,640 --> 00:00:39,960You know, it's like she would have had to pay for a refrigerator repairman to come out.1400:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,360She went off and had a drink with a friend.1500:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,760I'm like, yeah, I hear.1600:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,160Oh, nice.1700:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,240Although she had to help me put the door back on it was heavy.1800:00:48,240 --> 00:00:56,920I needed to steady it while she guided it into the slot.1900:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,400Just leave that.2000:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,120Yeah, that was bad.2100:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,960Whoopsie.
TODAY on the show we started off with some Dad Jokes. We also played a bunch of phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We talked about what plans we have going on for the weekend. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We all took turns rating each other on our looks and personalities. Dee told us about how he got his nickname "Lie Boy." We also got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for SPORTS PICKS! MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!CLIP OF THE DAY: I Have Bad Shirts 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,240What did Nala say to Simba in bed?200:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,360It's Nala.300:00:04,360 --> 00:00:04,860Nala.400:00:04,860 --> 00:00:05,700Whatever it is.500:00:05,700 --> 00:00:07,920What did Nala say to Simba in bed?600:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,420Musasa.700:00:09,420 --> 00:00:10,420Um.800:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,680Yeah, pretty close.900:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,420Mufasa.1000:00:12,420 --> 00:00:12,920Mufasa.1100:00:12,920 --> 00:00:13,920Mufasa.1200:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,160[LAUGHTER]1300:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,160My god.1400:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,160Mufasa.1500:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,160Mufasa.1600:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,160By the way.1700:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,160Mufasa.1800:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,200[SPLATCH]1900:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,080Ew.2000:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,160I got a dirty one, but I can't tell it.2100:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,800I have to wait to Monday on Sunday.2200:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,160It is, I like it, it's hilarious.2300:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,040No, I can't.2400:00:33,040 --> 00:00:33,540Do it.2500:00:33,540 --> 00:00:35,000The whole thing would have to be dumped.2600:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000That sucks.2700:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000Yeah.2800:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000I would have to hit 10 or 10.2900:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000Why don't you even bring it up?3000:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000Now we're sad.3100:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000I'm glad you were saying that--3200:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,48030 jokes on Monday on Sunday.3300:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,360You just ruined the show, and it's like--3400:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,360Yeah, it wasn't.3500:00:45,360 --> 00:00:45,360--I can't.3600:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,320--show destruction right there.3700:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,160Thanks a lot.3800:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,600You're right, setting.3900:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,100Yes.4000:00:50,100 --> 00:00:50,600Dirty.4100:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,760I'm not going to get over it.4200:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,280I wasn't.4300:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,440Still in-- still in.4400:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,360I wasn't.4500:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,840I told you yesterday I wouldn't be.4600:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,840[SPLATCH]4700:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,280It makes strong, D. I'm on your side.4800:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,560Thank you.4900:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,480I'm not.5000:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,760Unfortunately, we can't see you.5100:01:05,760 --> 00:01:12,960I'm sorry, he sent me up to you.5200:01:12,960 --> 00:01:13,960I didn't say that.5300:01:13,960 --> 00:01:20,680You guys think I six minutes into a clans,5400:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,840and he's running these jokes.5500:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,880I ran him before.5600:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,720He runs him, too.5700:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,560We don't care.5800:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,360We're all bound--5900:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,120Oh, no.6000:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,280I wouldn't run him if you wouldn't run him.6100:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,280Oh, god.6200:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,280Oh, god.6300:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,280Oh, god.6400:01:33,280 --> 00:01:33,780Oh, god.6500:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,640OK, well, let's do that.6600:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,760The slate is clean right now.6700:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,320What if the first person that makes a bad joke loses a point?6800:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,320I got him with that.6900:01:41,320 --> 00:01:41,820OK.7000:01:41,820 --> 00:01:44,360So many times, he comes in--7100:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,360He comes in.7200:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,680He comes in here with a shirt that can't go all the way down7300:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,800over his belly, and I don't say nothing.7400:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,880Well, I have bad shirts.7500:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,520No, you don't.7600:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,760You've got a bad belly.7700:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,560I have bad shirts.7800:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,560I have bad shirts.7900:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,560I have bad shirts.8000:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,560I have bad shirts.8100:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,400OK, you know what?8200:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,840I've got to get you down.8300:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,040That's a great excuse.
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about legendary and classic radio stations. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24 Hour Hotline. We also had special guest, very special for Lex specifically, Chris Doering on the show to talk some sports and Gator history. Dee told us about a scary moment he had with a "man frog" on his porch. We also played a hilarious round of Identity Theft! TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: How Many Times Have You Been In LOVE 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,080And it's weird, you know, it's the thing thing, he confided in me one time.200:00:04,080 --> 00:00:08,160He really thought he would never be able to like be in love.300:00:08,160 --> 00:00:14,040You know, because he thought he had crossed the line of the way he viewed women400:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,000or how easy it was for him to get out of that.500:00:17,000 --> 00:00:17,560Whatever.600:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,440Mentally he was 10 years old.700:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,280Yeah.800:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,160But he's put it together, man.900:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,240But Tane has actually been in love twice.1000:00:24,240 --> 00:00:28,240When he knew his present love and that one love that broke his heart.1100:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,440Yeah, that was funny.1200:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,880I bet it's more than that.1300:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,320Oh, no, man.1400:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,360How many times have you guys been in love?1500:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,360Do you know?1600:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,360Every time.1700:00:36,360 --> 00:00:43,840I have to say that I was a fall quicker for a while.1800:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,960If a girl said, Hey, you cute.1900:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,800Oh, my God.2000:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,560I love you.2100:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,040Yeah.2200:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,720No, that liked me.2300:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,000I loved them.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about dirty songs. We played some audio from our 24 hour hotline. We got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We did some Sarah B Trending. Lex and Dee called out a radio sports show host that they both hate and this turned into several segments of call outs and apologies. We talked about how social we each are and how one of us is really starting to enjoy talking to people. We also gave advice to one of our female P1s about what to do in her sex-less marriage. TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday! CLIP OF THE DAY: Why Would You Look At That 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,480How often do dogs attack other dogs into dog part?200:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,800You know not much, not much really.300:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,240Because I fell into a dog park attack algorithm yesterday.400:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,600And...500:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,200You mean your dog or the fallen two?600:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,040Well somebody sent me one.700:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,040Well let's give it with your dog job.800:00:18,040 --> 00:00:24,760And it was this old lady who had a little...900:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,080Might've been a shesoo.1000:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,920Get attacked by this big dog and I felt so sorry.1100:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,160She was like, "Stop now!"1200:00:32,160 --> 00:00:37,040And the little girl or me just been a woman that looked like a little girl was little1300:00:37,040 --> 00:00:41,080could not get the dog off the other dog.1400:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,080A dude came up...1500:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,360I felt sorry but not sorry for the dog, the big dog.1600:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,560Because he came up and kicked that dog in his side and he...1700:00:48,560 --> 00:00:54,560But he was gonna kill that little dog if he wouldn't have got him...1800:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,560Oh I mean he locked me, he was just like shaking him.1900:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,560What was the dog's owner doing?2000:01:00,560 --> 00:01:07,080Pulling, the dog's owner had the thing like trying to pull but she was literally laying2100:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,080back.2200:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,920No I mean the dog's owner, the big dog.2300:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,160That's what the big dog was doing.2400:01:13,160 --> 00:01:23,160No no.2500:01:23,160 --> 00:01:34,160Oh my god.2600:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,140Why would you watch this though?2700:01:37,140 --> 00:01:44,140I wanted to see if the dog was gonna get away.
TODAY on the show we started off by having an impromptu show meeting about whether or not we should cancel one of our ongoing bits. Sarah B explained why a lot of women are going for younger guys now. We played some audio from our 24 hour Hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We had on special guest Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl on to talk about the 85th annual STURGIS Motorcycle Rally. Dee told us about some hate mail he got for talking about Ian. We also played several rounds of Lex's "Stupid Little Quiz" for points. TOMORROW on the show we have "Identity Theft"CLIP OF THE DAY: Guys Suck Sometimes100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,160I said this surprise getting some coffee and in front of me in line was a pretty good look a guy200:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,520You know fit everything else with his300:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,400I assume girlfriend400:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,640Mm-hmm in front of him. They're ordering she on the look scale500:00:18,640 --> 00:00:27,200She's a few ticks below him and they order they go to pay and she's digging in her purse to get something and the guys600:00:27,840 --> 00:00:32,800They had a backpack on and this backpack fell and he kind of grabbed his backpack and she went oh700:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,800Are you paying this time? And he just stood there and stared at her and800:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,040She just900:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,200continued to dig for her wallet and pay1000:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,720Wow that could look in this don't have to pay1100:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,840I barely1200:00:47,840 --> 00:00:53,440Just for me. I don't really sad for the girls should have gone over there and paid for it1300:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,680But I did notice me like you said the difference that they had going1400:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,480She knows you got to do to keep him1500:01:00,480 --> 00:01:07,200You should have went over and said obviously George Clooney here doesn't have any money. Would you like me to buy your breakfast?1600:01:07,200 --> 00:01:16,640George Clooney here you know what obviously Brad Pitt doesn't know how to put his hands in his pocket1700:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,240Obviously Tom Cruise wants to cruise without paying1800:01:21,040 --> 00:01:25,120Obviously Pedro Pascal doesn't know what a dollar is1900:01:25,120 --> 00:01:30,960Doesn't know what a peso is
TODAY the show started off with a bang as we recapped what we all got up to over the weekend and one person in particular very much surprised us. We talked about the NHL playoffs and some surprising NFL trades and signings. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next round of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have Lex hosting the QUIZ! Plus a meeting about one of our staple bits. CLIP OF THE DAY: You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk '100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,600ever since I was a teenager, there's something about me that whoever I'm seeing wants me to ride in a car with them somewhere200:00:07,600 --> 00:00:14,640and how are you supposed to answer? You're putting a no-in scenario. It's like, hey, you want to ride along?300:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,880Not really. Looks bad.400:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,240It's like, you don't want to spend no time with them. It does.500:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,160Like all you want to do is eat, sleep, drink, and have sex with them.600:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,520Nothing else. That's right.700:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,520Not bad options, really.800:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,480What is the odd couple's name?900:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,480Felix and Oscar.1000:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,680Oscar, yeah.1100:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,520Yeah, I should just move in together.1200:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,800Yeah, we're perfect.1300:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,920Yeah, I wouldn't have to go like, nowhere with each other.1400:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,240You would have your time to create and manifest things.1500:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,640Like, you would have a time to watch TV, sleep, and eat, you know?1600:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,840Just have some girls.1700:00:49,840 --> 00:00:55,760Just have some girls over every night in the bank and then send them on their way.1800:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,320It likes? It's a hell of a pitch.1900:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,320[laughs]2000:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,120There's only three things I do.2100:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,800I'm talking about the things I could do by not doing that.2200:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,040Oh. What would you like to do?2300:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,080I mean, lately, Dee's right. That's kind of what I do of it.2400:01:12,080 --> 00:01:18,400Before I, you know, had some fetish years, I used to like to go places, walk malls,2500:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,640walk anywhere, really, just to walk.2600:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,160[laughs]2700:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,640Yeah, I don't want to walk anymore either.2800:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,080What are you-- [crow caws]2900:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,200over there about?3000:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,400[laughs]3100:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,200You know, he fat man that can walk is out of nothing.
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about a girl in the dance class that Dee and Lex attended who is getting a lot of likes and attention for being thicc which led to the talk of body types and double standards. Dee then cleared the room with a disgusting fart which led to an argument over the present game. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we had Taint join us from Puerto Rico to try and find Sarah a husband. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's Idea Fell Short with the Show 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,760You weren't around when I was talking about this.200:00:01,760 --> 00:00:03,560I have this idea that I want to do,300:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,080where I'm just going to be sitting there400:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,720streaming live and not saying a word500:00:07,720 --> 00:00:11,280and have a phone number up on the screen.600:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,200And if anybody calls, just have some conversations.700:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,400I have no plan.800:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,600I've got nothing.900:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,200I'm just gonna sit there.1000:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,120It might work.1100:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,040Talking to Sherry sometimes isn't fun.1200:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,880What is it gonna be called?1300:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,200I don't have a name for it.1400:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,840Can you talk to me because I'm tired of talking to my wife?1500:00:31,840 --> 00:00:38,920Yeah, I just like call it maybe something like connection1600:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,120or something where you know,1700:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,960I want to really connect with people.1800:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,200I know that sounds weird or pathetic.1900:00:44,200 --> 00:00:49,880Sounds like you got no free is and I know you got no free is.2000:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,480But it sounds like I do.2100:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,840I want to connect with other people, you know?2200:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,200Make it like a theme.2300:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,840You can call it talk me and you could make a share of it.2400:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,160You guys all son.2500:01:00,160 --> 00:01:05,280This is why I have no other idea to speak to me.2600:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,400Connect to me.2700:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,400Yeah.2800:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,640Conversate me.2900:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,640Okay.3000:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,160All right.3100:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,160Hate me.3200:01:12,160 --> 00:01:12,920Okay.3300:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,080You guys have fun?
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of NHL and NBA talk. We also continued to argue about Terry's dog shirt and whether or not it makes sense. We took some phone calls which included a long overdue catch up with one of our favorite regulars. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Terry told us about some new crazy AI features that are emerging. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN for some crazy point movement. TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Was In Attack Mode...No One Was Safe 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000I just super tasted something and I'm so surprised.200:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,380I didn't wanna like it and now when I go to Starbucks300:00:11,380 --> 00:00:15,720with my wife, I just get a, you know, ice double espresso.400:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,420Now I got another drink I could add.500:00:18,420 --> 00:00:19,820What is it?600:00:19,820 --> 00:00:24,660A iced matcha with almond milk, ice matcha latte.700:00:24,660 --> 00:00:28,380Man, why don't you just say ice (beep)800:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,040(laughs)900:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,440- I said (beep)1000:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,780- Don't Sarah, you came back to back them?1100:00:33,780 --> 00:00:37,100- Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry,1200:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,440- Why don't you just say that?1300:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,280- No.1400:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,640- This is a guy who ripped my dog me shirt1500:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,320and he drinks latte matcha things.1600:00:45,320 --> 00:00:49,720- Terry, I even said this to Sarah when she was ordering it.1700:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,360I say, you know, I'll try one because guys that I think1800:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,960quote unquote are cool, masculine, they drink 'em too.1900:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,360And I'm like, what's the fuss about?2000:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,280I'm like, yeah, that's my little idol.2100:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,180- Better get on the mod train before it leaves you2200:01:03,180 --> 00:01:04,180at the station, Terry.2300:01:04,180 --> 00:01:05,680- And there's lots of benefits,2400:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,540like it promotes weight loss, protects your liver,2500:01:08,540 --> 00:01:09,380heart, health.2600:01:09,380 --> 00:01:10,220- Oh, it seems like it's working.2700:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,060- Brain, brain, brain.2800:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,820- I dropped but one, Terry.2900:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,020- He already looks like it's working.3000:01:14,020 --> 00:01:14,860(laughs)3100:01:14,860 --> 00:01:15,700- Lex over there.3200:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,960- I know, I know you are still dog me, her.3300:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,900- And on the mod you're still dog me, her, so you are attacking.3400:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,660- I'm a, I am a tack mode all morning.3500:01:24,660 --> 00:01:26,300- I'm just drinking one.3600:01:26,300 --> 00:01:28,140- Here's what you're not gonna hear out of me.3700:01:28,140 --> 00:01:32,420- This is gonna be a triple excel dog me shirt.3800:01:32,420 --> 00:01:35,740- 'Cause you wouldn't fit into it, you need a 5X.3900:01:35,740 --> 00:01:38,380- You wanna order that either.4000:01:38,380 --> 00:01:43,560- This is gonna be a good day today.
100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,520Why emergency break day?200:00:01,520 --> 00:00:06,280I got stuck in a car wash this weekend and they had to stop the whole thing.300:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,280Hold on, we got it.400:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,280Hold on.500:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,280Do we have time?600:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,280Why are we doing this now?700:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,280Why are we doing this now?800:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,280I will make it a section.900:00:16,280 --> 00:00:22,680Basically, I cannot fit in car washes anymore because I have really big tires, but there's1000:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,680one my mom goes to.1100:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,000So I was like, so excited.1200:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,920I really, I hate washing my Jeep manually because I'm just a lazy bitch.1300:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,840And the guys like, yeah, there's the best in the list about his car wash.1400:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,400I'm like, cool.1500:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,000So then I went and I hate getting on that little line too.1600:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,040It always makes me nervous, but I got there.1700:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,640So we were going through and everything was going swimmingly.1800:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,400And so I was in and I was in the middle of it.1900:00:43,400 --> 00:00:49,120I already gone through the first part and then all of a sudden it was like, to tune, to2000:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,120tune, to tune.2100:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,680And I felt like it lifted my Jeep and it was like, go, go, go, go, I was going left or2200:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,680right.2300:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,680I'm like, what's happening?2400:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,680What?2500:00:57,680 --> 00:01:04,160I know, I know, I know, I know, I know what to do with my mom.2600:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,000My mom was in the passenger scene.2700:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,600She's freaking out so she starts honking the horn.2800:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,760Oh, that's going to happen.2900:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,040It did because they knew something was wrong.3000:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,880So they stopped the entire car wash and all these people had to run in and what happened3100:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,840was it was those really big long like ribbon brushes and they got stuck in the front3200:01:21,840 --> 00:01:22,840of my stinger.3300:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,000So I got wrapped all around the front of that and it was like lifting my Jeep up and3400:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000like left and right.3500:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,880So they had to get it out of there and then pushed me past that part or I drove past that3600:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,480part and then it went back on again.3700:01:35,480 --> 00:01:40,120I was like, and like these giant alarms going off.3800:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,680My mom thought it was hilarious because we had another instance, like a couple of years3900:01:43,680 --> 00:01:48,000ago where she was trying to go in the car wash and her Jeep was too tall.4000:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,120So she like stopped the entire line and moved every car to get her out of there and I was4100:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,120dying laughing.4200:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,640And this was like absolute payback.4300:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,400So my car was covered in soap.4400:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,120They had to like manually finish it.4500:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,620(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off by recapping a fight that we had last week on the show over the word of the day. We also got into some sports talk and took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Word of the Day. We talked about the upcoming 33 day Go Cleanse challenge and how Lex is gonna be participating. Terry finally revealed his top secret "Dog" shirt that he's been holding onto for some time. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also did a few epic segments of Dee singing "White Rock." TOMORROW on the show we have SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN.CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah's Jeep Got Stuck In A Car Wash & The Things These 8th Graders Said 2 Their Teacher 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,120Um, I got this uh, eighth grade teacher.200:00:03,120 --> 00:00:10,120She uh, I guess she cataloged a lot of the things that were said to her during the eighth grade school year, you know, we're in summer.300:00:10,120 --> 00:00:14,080I think pretty much maybe across the nation now we're in summer with everybody.400:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,520Some of the stuff these kids said to her.500:00:16,520 --> 00:00:21,760I mean, it's brutal, it's funny, and then some of it makes no sense.600:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,080Alright, here we go.700:00:23,080 --> 00:00:30,320Things that my eighth graders have said to me, are you in therapy?800:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,320You seem like the type.900:00:32,320 --> 00:00:37,320[Laughter]1000:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,320It's a good start.1100:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,320Why was it say that to somebody?1200:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,520Oh, God.1300:00:42,520 --> 00:00:50,800A student got the answer right and yelled, "Yah, I felt that one in my nuggets."1400:00:50,800 --> 00:00:57,400[Laughter]1500:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,720I mean, Smirks, she has on her face like she really wants to laugh and that one.1600:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,080I'm so glad she's writing these down.1700:01:04,080 --> 00:01:08,160Your pants look like trash bags sewn together.1800:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,920Ha ha, trash bag pants.1900:01:10,920 --> 00:01:20,720[Laughter]2000:01:20,720 --> 00:01:26,120I don't get why you write so much on my rough draft.2100:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,560I'm not reading all that bra for real for real.2200:01:29,560 --> 00:01:34,560[Laughter]2300:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,800She's got her shirt on.2400:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,040We are so screwed.
TODAY on the show we started off as we always do on a Monday with some weekend recaps! We also got into some MLB and NBA talk and announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received brand new PRIDE Word of the Day! We got into some Sarah B Trending. Dee and Lex talked about their experience going to Sarah's dance class. We got into some Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show Dee sings WHITE ROCK!CLIP OF THE DAY: He Forgot His Old Man Pills 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,400Hey, you're in Lexington, Terry.200:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,200Good morning, Sydney.300:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,200No.400:00:05,200 --> 00:00:10,800Oh, I went to CACDC and I didn't grow it when you liked that.500:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,800Did you have a good time overall?600:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,600I wrote.700:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,800We had a great time.800:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,600I went with Brad.900:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,500He's only 10 years older than me,1000:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,200but I looked like 30 years younger.1100:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,800I was surprised.1200:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,800[LAUGHTER]1300:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,800Is that miserable?1400:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,100You are adorable.1500:00:29,100 --> 00:00:30,400Did he drive?1600:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,400He drove the two-hole to drive.1700:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,400He didn't.1800:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,400We ride the motorcycle.1900:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,200I couldn't.2000:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,900We went to William Nelson.2100:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,900Oh, my God.2200:00:38,900 --> 00:00:43,300He'd better to stage A, and he took me to CACDC or Barrel in Parkway.2300:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,300Oh, yeah.2400:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,700Yeah, Roe Vance.2500:00:45,700 --> 00:00:46,900Oh, man.2600:00:46,900 --> 00:00:51,800We had an Airbnb, and he wouldn't even do anything with me.2700:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,300Why?2800:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,700Did you want him to?2900:00:53,700 --> 00:00:58,700I was up into the situation, but he forgot his old man,3000:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,300and he drove.3100:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,300[LAUGHTER]3200:01:02,300 --> 00:01:05,300[LAUGHTER]3300:01:05,300 --> 00:01:07,300[LAUGHTER]3400:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,300[INAUDIBLE]3500:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,300[INAUDIBLE]3600:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,800That's got to be a touch.3700:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,500No, he didn't get his web satirac, either.3800:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,100[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off by taking a trip down memory lane about past gifts we were given and sports camps that we attended. Lex told us all about his new child neighbors that he can't stand and why he wants to move away. We got our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also TAINT THURSDAY and for the first time in a while we did some SAY YOUR LINES the "Happy Gilmore" edition!TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee's Wife Hung Him Out 2 Dry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000I'm excited, this will be great.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000Y'all are coming to class with me.300:00:04,000 --> 00:00:09,000You're dead to me, Dee.400:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000What do, what do, what do, what do, what do?500:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000[laughs]600:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,000[laughs]700:00:17,000 --> 00:00:29,000Why, why, why, why, why you make me dead? [laughs]800:00:29,000 --> 00:00:34,000Because you, it's so happily invited her to join you in your misery, because you already committed.900:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000This is going to be good, and now that my wife is out of school, we may be able to do this, you know, at least twice a month.1000:00:36,000 --> 00:00:43,000I know, I don't know, Sassy, see, all that well, but I know her well enough to know I don't think she wants to do this.1100:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000No, no, no, my wife will be willing to go.1200:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000There's only one way to find out about her exuberance.1300:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000Oh, all right, pop, pop, pop, I'm calling for you, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you jump ten of you.1400:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000Yeah, I want to hear, I want to hear how excited she is.1500:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000She is fine with it.1600:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000She, she, she's phase one, phase two.1700:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000Is she even know about it yet?1800:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000Yes!1900:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000Hi.2000:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000Hey, baby, on the radio, no cursing.2100:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000What's up?2200:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000Lex?2300:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000[laughs]2400:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000Thanks.2500:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000That you're not.2600:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000No, no, I'm preface the question, just ask her, she's excited.2700:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000Okay, are you excited about going to the dance tonight?2800:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000Oh, not really.2900:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000[laughs]3000:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000Damn, that's not me.3100:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000[laughs]3200:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000'Cause I don't know how to dance, you know this.3300:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000This is, this is going to teach you.3400:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000Okay, I love you.3500:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000Okay, okay, let's do this, let's do this.3600:01:31,000 --> 00:01:38,000I understand your fear of not knowing how to dance, but what about the fellowship, you know, seeing Sarah now,3700:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,000Rhonda and Lex are coming, you know, so to have that camaraderie, are you excited about that?3800:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000You know?3900:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000[laughs]4000:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000You just make me look so bad all the way around.4100:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000She's going though, she's going though.4200:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000It's cool, yeah?4300:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000[laughs]4400:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000Oh, baby.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about the new phenomenon and etiquette of sidewalk walking and passing. We tried to talk Lex into running for the mayor of the town of Denison. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked NHL and NBA playoffs and how disappointed we were in certain teams. Terry told us about a new podcast he is going to be the very first guest on. We also played several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE for show points! TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Left Terry Hanging 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,480Alright so uh, it's getting late into the show, it's time to do some name that tune.200:00:04,480 --> 00:00:12,000What's happening to me?300:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,440The greatest dream.400:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,200I might know this.500:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,440This is not my deal.600:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,840Oh!700:00:23,840 --> 00:00:28,640I think I'm made.800:00:28,640 --> 00:00:29,440I do not.900:00:30,080 --> 00:00:30,560Anybody?1000:00:30,560 --> 00:00:35,440I mean, I can't believe you bashed the, you know, this and you followed up with this song.1100:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,960I don't know it.1200:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,720I've heard it before.1300:00:38,720 --> 00:00:39,600Hold on, hold on, hold on.1400:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,160I just see Haley's comment.1500:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,840Alright, 321, I don't even know.1600:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,840I don't even know that random part.1700:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,120Yeah, but we don't know the song.1800:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,600I think it's called Lexism Mo.1900:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,320No, why?2000:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,640Yeah, you better be careful what you're saying there.2100:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,000It's Jemmley's brother, bro.2200:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,800By the Moans.2300:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,920Yeah, I don't care.2400:00:59,920 --> 00:01:00,720I don't care.2500:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,840The song is a little softer than Jemmley's brother.2600:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,200It's a little too softer than Jemmley's brother.2700:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,520I love that band, Shine Down.2800:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,560Well, that's, well, that's their biggest song, so you don't love it.2900:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,360I do, I do.3000:01:11,360 --> 00:01:11,600I do.3100:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,200I like their other stuff.3200:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,400Oh, you like what?3300:01:14,400 --> 00:01:14,800Um,3400:01:16,800 --> 00:01:36,800Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.3500:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,760I really wish I had one of the titles, but I know it would be amazing.3600:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,560It would have been good, but you got me.
TODAY on the show we started off with our long Memorial Day weekend vacation recaps. Lex gave his review of the brand new Mission Impossible movie. Terry told us about spending the weekend with his family and also how he almost got attacked by crows. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We read an email from a very concerned listener who wants us all to reevaluate our lives so that the Lex & Terry Show sticks around for his kids to hear. We also did our next round of Celebrity Death Pool. 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,760We're talking about Sherry's mother's narcissism,200:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,320and this is kind of a narcissistic way to look at this.300:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,160You know, Sherry's mom,400:00:09,160 --> 00:00:13,040like when her stepdad got cancer.500:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,320I believe the first thing Sherry's mom,600:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,840what she said was, "That's just my luck."700:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,340(laughing)800:00:21,340 --> 00:00:25,000- I'm sorry.900:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,720- What the hell is wrong with Sherry's mom?1000:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,400(laughing)1100:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,240- Oh man!1200:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,240(laughing)1300:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,960- I hope you don't mind me saying this.1400:00:36,960 --> 00:00:37,800(laughing)1500:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,080- Hey, kind of tells now why Sherry may not give it a long1600:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,080so well.1700:00:42,080 --> 00:00:42,920- You think so?1800:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,360(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off feeling VERY saucy! Dee brought up a conversation he and Sarah had about past relationships and how Sarah should have a reality show called "gotcha girl!" We went over some more hypothetical situations which caused some major laughs and some feelings to get hurt. We got in our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah shared a sad and weird intimate moment she had the night before. Dee went on an exploration to find the building's brand new vending machines and rate the items inside. We ended the show with a fight about kittens and puppies. TRANSCRIPT100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,320Would you rather have to be on top for the rest of your life or on the bottom for the rest of your life?200:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,680Bottom in what I'm thinking about300:00:09,680 --> 00:00:15,320Pillow princess that's me bottom. Yeah for the rest of your life400:00:15,320 --> 00:00:20,840I mean I had to be a dead fish or do work. Well, it's retired500:00:20,840 --> 00:00:25,760Okay, I see what you're saying you're taking the for the rest of your life. I see what you're doing600:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,380You're taking the easier way. Yeah, I'm in700:00:28,380 --> 00:00:32,240You're doing nothing you put some thought in this I might have to rethink my I mean vision800:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,180I'm envisioning the aging process and I'm taking bottom900:00:35,180 --> 00:00:37,940I want to work1000:00:37,940 --> 00:00:42,220I'm pretty sure that the lovely man you end up with will be happy. I think they do1100:00:42,220 --> 00:00:51,180Possibly1200:00:51,180 --> 00:00:54,020Yeah, I guess I gotta go a little lazy angle myself1300:00:54,020 --> 00:00:57,620Yeah, I'm going bottom1400:00:58,620 --> 00:01:00,620Not only you have a choice1500:01:00,620 --> 00:01:07,620He put it down because he's like putting it like I like him come on legs1600:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,620He's doing something1700:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,620Here's sassy1800:01:13,620 --> 00:01:25,620Oh, like Ronald over here living 300 pounds weights a night1900:01:25,620 --> 00:01:30,140Trying to be the world strongest bodybuilding woman2000:01:30,140 --> 00:01:35,620That's kind of suspect because it's like a seesaw2100:01:35,620 --> 00:01:37,620I2200:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,620Oh2300:01:39,620 --> 00:01:41,620*laughs*2400:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,620Well, see you soon!
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry once again talked about his marketing campaign for Angel Tears. We also talked about other new ventures we wanna start. We played some phone calls from out 24 hour hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into some great hypothetical questions that ended up being hilarious. We also did some Try Something New Tuesday that has all of the sudden become quite a controversial bit!
Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer too
That maybe true but I think Timothee probably doesn't care
Now I gotta know what the 20 dollar lie is like
Hey at least he made it on the podium
Just make sure he's not going sicko mode
Oh my bad I thought that's the way you looked
That would be true except wives know everything
When the universe speaks you gotta listen
Well has anyone asked the fedoras how they feel about Lex?
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