Q105.1 Lex & Terry Minute That ROCKS!

Is is still a Dad joke, if only dad's understand it?

It's only a dad joke if it's told by a dad

Time to get comfrotable being uncomrfotable

Yeah but if they disclose it beforehand we're good

How about grooming nude celebrities 

Bacon flights after a beer flight could be the dream

Lex is a poor boy too pa rum pum pum pum

Well, as long as he's not throwing a bunch of stones from a glass house

Well will she cut my hair for free?

Well will she cut my hair for free?

Never let them know your next move

Drama Queens? Or the Queens of drama?

Everyone knows which one they are

Mr. Coffee and Mrs. Beans

Can a blind dog learn new tricks?

Mr. Coffee and his wife Mrs. Latte

There's no such thing as an adult, just larger children

Get by with a little help from your friends

If someone isn't your buddy do yo call it an enemy pass

Just mak sure you ask nicely first!

Someone please give me my line

All the parents will understand

She never misses! Accept the times she does

She never misses! Accept the times she does

Okay but what if I had egg on my face?

Parental discretion is advised 

Just don't call them late for dinner

Why can't we find love in a hopeless place?

Sarah might be back but she also never left

TODAY we got into a huge discussion on L&T about Narcism and the give you and us the ability to see if we have enough of the qualities needed to be a true narcissist. Discuss something on the App that was pissing a few people off that was none of our doing. It is also Taint Thursday but there will be no Taint today.TOMORROW Dee does Horoscopes in Sarah's absence. We also have Football picks, but come Monday it is the celebrated return of Sarah B. CLIP OF THE DAY: If She Don't Like Cheesecake Factory---She's Not The Girl For Me 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,680It's just like when you shopping for a car you got a budget you can't always go and get that200:00:05,680 --> 00:00:11,440Brand new Mazra Rattio that brand new Bugatti you got to drop down300:00:11,440 --> 00:00:15,840You might just have to go get the regular Lexus or the Toyota Camry400:00:15,840 --> 00:00:24,160Can't go up there with the you know the $250,000 car the $300,000 or the three million you can't do that500:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,320I don't know if that applies here though600:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,840Yeah, I don't know if that700:00:27,840 --> 00:00:35,520It does apply because if you can't afford to be the head of the household and take care of everything is for as800:00:35,520 --> 00:00:41,440I don't why I'm trying to yeah, why am I trying to bring this girl in my house?900:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,080Yeah, I mean myself up for a struggle1000:00:44,080 --> 00:00:49,040My example would be you know, let's go to dinner Saturday night, you know, I'm fighting out teeth1100:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,760And then I ask you to pay I would never do that1200:00:51,760 --> 00:00:56,480You know like Cheesecake Factory if we can't do the two for 25 every nine in1300:00:56,480 --> 00:01:03,680That's not in my budget. She's not the chick for me, you know like Cheesecake Factory

TODAY we went man vs man, Dee vs Lex on the Sports quiz. One of them didn't do so well. Also AI girlfriends, Porn pop ups, And good news we found LaLoba. Also Terry and his never ending quest to not be stressed out and annoyed all the time. We had to give him some shit about the Dodgers.TOMORROW is TAINT THURSDAY!  In typical Taint fashion we don't know what he has planned. CLIP OF THE DAY: A.I. Girlfriends Are A Thing 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,080I guess these AI girlfriend things are really taken off too.200:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,800What is it with people?300:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,560How unhealthy of a mind do people have?400:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,560I don't know.500:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,560I go back and forth on it.600:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,920I say, "Are you unhealthy or are you adaptive?700:00:14,920 --> 00:00:20,120And are you taking a lot of pain out of your life and just enjoying out of the girl what800:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,120you want?"900:00:21,120 --> 00:00:25,760Well, in the fact that I didn't study any of this, but I've already come to a realization1000:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,480of what it truly is.1100:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,560I don't have anything to back my theories or my proof.1200:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,920I think it's just lonely people.1300:00:32,920 --> 00:00:33,920I think it's so too.1400:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,200I think that's all it is.1500:00:35,200 --> 00:00:41,200When I look back on how I started off on the apps and stuff and didn't really meet anybody1600:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,200close to what I want to deal with, I totally get with somebody.1700:00:45,200 --> 00:00:50,240A man or a female would just take care of their loneliness with this type of thing.1800:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,560I don't think it's mentally ill.1900:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,560I just...2000:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,280I think it turns into it for sure.2100:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,760Yeah, I could go too far.2200:00:55,760 --> 00:01:00,120I think if any of these people that are lonely and online and are scratching their heads2300:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,280and going, "I wonder if that's me?"2400:01:02,280 --> 00:01:07,240Just if it was your brother or sister doing this, what would you think?2500:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,320And if your answer is, "They're crazy, you're crazy."2600:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,200Yeah, it's not something you want to find in your browser history.2700:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,600That's for sure.2800:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,160Why don't they just have an app called "Wanna f***."2900:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,160Sorry, Dee.3000:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,160I got it.3100:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,160I haven't got it.3200:01:22,160 --> 00:01:32,160I don't think they just have one of those.

TODAY Today was dubbed “Lex's Fun Day” Lex said at show's end that he had a very very fun time so there is that. We talked about the epic fall classic game between LA and Toronto that went 18 innings. Epic argument about cooking podcasts. Lex doesn't think they are fun. Ironically there was some food talk during the show. All that and more on today's version of Lex & Terry.TOMORROW Terry puts together a Sports Quiz for Dee & Lex to crowned the Ultimate SPORT CZAR. CLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes with Dee & Terry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,320Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke!200:00:02,320 --> 00:00:03,080Okay.300:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,560What is better than roles, pedals on a piano?400:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,920Two lips on an organ.500:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,080I don't like you.600:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,280It's just an old joke.700:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,840I didn't know how old it was.800:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,640It's an old one.900:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,480That was my first time.1000:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,880It's like one of the first ones I ever learned.1100:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,480I just heard it yesterday.1200:00:20,480 --> 00:00:20,920I swear to God.1300:00:20,920 --> 00:00:21,440Oh, really?1400:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,120I think.1500:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,480Yes, why was telling me?1600:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,000'Cause I thought it was hilarious.1700:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,560And I just heard it yesterday.1800:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,720It is a good one.1900:00:29,560 --> 00:00:33,400What does sprinter say before a race?2000:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,400Eat before a race.2100:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,240What is it?2200:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,560A sprinter eat before a race.2300:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,080Speedweebies.2400:00:39,080 --> 00:00:39,920I don't know.2500:00:39,920 --> 00:00:40,760I thought.2600:00:40,760 --> 00:00:41,760Speedweebies.2700:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,720Nothing, they're just fast.2800:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,560Ah, okay.2900:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,400Okay.

TODAY started off the week declaring that tomorrow will be officially “Lex's Fun Day” Great show today including “Talk Nerdy To Me”, Celebrity Death Pool, and the announcement of who won football picks and gives one of our listeners an 11 day Go Cleanse system. Real talk about the NBA pts shaving and Poker cheating all today on L&T.TOMORROW it's ALL about our man LEX...It's LEX's FUN DAY!100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000do you send a picture of the cookies?200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,720I've never tried the soft bake.300:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,480I didn't know they had those.400:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,080- I always questioned what had to go500:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,560in those to keep them soft.600:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,360- Yeah, who knows?700:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,280(laughs)800:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,800- It's not like, it's not like900:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,120raw stress or less is bringing in new cookies every day.1000:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,640- Tastes is great, likes, have you tried them?1100:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,600- Yeah.1200:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,600- And?1300:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,640- They're great.1400:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,040- They're fantastic, they're buttery, dude.1500:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,200Do you could taste the butter in them?1600:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,440Those are at Whole Foods, I've gotten them many times before.1700:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,760- And I lately,1800:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,640- And I did have a cook of Cola on Saturday1900:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,320with it was just amazing.2000:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,000- That sounds good, even the way you say it sounds really good.2100:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,800- Man, sometimes the body wants what it wants.2200:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,200And my mind and my body wanted a nice cook.2300:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,040- That's hard.2400:00:51,040 --> 00:00:51,880- Yeah, it is.2500:00:51,880 --> 00:00:52,840- Those are hard to pass up.2600:00:52,840 --> 00:00:54,400I'll have a fountain one.2700:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,320I won't have one out of a can.2800:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,640I'm done with a can stuff,2900:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,000but I do love anything out of a bottle.3000:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,040- I drank it out of a can, but that's all right.3100:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,000- You like it in the can?3200:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,400Say it, say I like Staley.3300:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,960- No.3400:01:11,960 --> 00:01:12,800- Come on, come on.3500:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,640- I like Staley.3600:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,320- I'm playing your stupid game, no.3700:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,480- Like it in the can.3800:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,320- No.3900:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,480(laughing)4000:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,320- Stop.4100:01:20,320 --> 00:01:24,200- You're no fun today.

TODAY we talked about Wemby kicking ass last night, Lex spewed the wrong sports rumor and Dee called Lex out on how wrong it was. Also our situations behind people who suck at the grocery store. Lex & Terry made fun of each other about doing stuff for their chicks.TOMORROW no Taint but it's still Taint Thursday and we have Steve-O giving us a call. CLIP OF THE DAY: Dating Younger 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000I think everybody looks like they're 15 to me.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000(laughs)300:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,320- Is this what it's gonna be, guys?400:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,360- Yeah, it's not them, it's you.500:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,360- I guess so.600:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,920- Everybody looks 15 to me also.700:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,960Welcome aboard.800:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,440- This is weird.900:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,480I can't even be attracted to chicks anymore.1000:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,320- Yeah.1100:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,800- I'm not feeling like, oh, she's a, oh God, I'm a dirty old man.1200:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,880(laughs)1300:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,240- I don't wanna be that guy.1400:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,000- I have those same thoughts.1500:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000- Yeah, young, yeah.1600:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,480- I'm like, are they over 26, 27?1700:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,280- Yeah, young chicks to me now are like 50.1800:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,360(laughs)1900:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,840- What's the youngest, do you think you would go2000:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,640if you're a single, 18?2100:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,480- Damn you mean?2200:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,120- He was fast for that one.2300:00:47,120 --> 00:00:47,960- Yeah.2400:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,200(laughs)2500:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,720- No, probably 21.2600:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,400- I mean, yeah.2700:00:54,400 --> 00:00:58,720- I'd say upper 30s, they wanna learn a little bit more2800:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,200about the world.2900:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,560You know, I could show 'em what a knife and fork is,3000:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,600you know, stuff like that.3100:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,600(laughs)3200:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,960- Yeah, I gotta date 'em young enough that when3300:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,880they come to my house and I cook dinner for 'em,3400:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,600and I pulled the grill chicken out to George Foreman,3500:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,840they're impressed with the grill marks.3600:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,640- Oh my God, you got grilled marks on the chicken.3700:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,160Just like at the steakhouse.3800:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,680- You are Mr. Romance, but I get pulled out3900:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,360the George Foreman with the grill.4000:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,200- Yeah, you know?4100:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,440- Yeah, you know, let her in the kitchen,4200:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,680so she sees it.4300:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,080- Is it certain, McGregor thinks you have a viking in there4400:01:30,080 --> 00:01:30,920or something?4500:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,560- It's certain simple things I need you to be impressed with.

TODAY we played the “Sound Off” game and Dee dominated of course. Lots go fun, Also K-fed gets his due from Lex, Dee played a mystery sound for Lex and fooled him. Audio from the old school dude who was asked by his wife's sister if he could fill some needs and he asked his wife. Find out how well that goes on a great Tuesday on Lex & TerryTOMORROW we break out the Opposite Game. CLIP OF THE DAY: That Wasn't Nice 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,760Ian! You know what position makes a ugly key? I know what position makes a boy. I don't know what position makes an ugly kid.200:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,000Your mother certainly did.300:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000Oh!400:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000That's not a good thing.500:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000That's mean.600:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000This thing is like five zibblings, so...700:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000I couldn't land it up.800:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000I heard that yesterday it was like damn that was kind of mean.900:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000It's just brutal. It's not even funny.1000:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000It's like, yeah.1100:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,000It's like, it's like, yeah, it's just one thing to go, you're ugly.1200:00:35,000 --> 00:00:42,000Shudder, you know, every other thing to really take, set it up and then hit it whether you're ugly.1300:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000I liked it.1400:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000Oh good, a quiz. This is good, a good.1500:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000They're showing me that, you know, they want to joke around with me and then pow!

TODAY we did all of our regular things Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy, Celeb Death Pool But also talked about food our parents may have fed us after having sex when we were young. We talked about Terry's local UFO sightings and the disappearing thread of people talking about them on the Ring camera app. Also recapped Sports and Sports pick winner on today's show.TOMORROW on the show we try Terry's NEW BIT again Sound Off. CLIP OF THE DAY: Thank U Dee I Appreciate That 

TODAY on the show Dee pointed out some issues of Taylor Swift lifting some songs from others on her new album. We investigate. Also keeping a music theme with “Name That Tune” who will be crowned the new Czar of music. (A real title)TOMORROW It's Taint Thursday!CLIP OF THE DAY: Whoopty Dee 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,880When's the last time where you actually got quiet and said, you know what?200:00:04,880 --> 00:00:10,320There's certain things about me that I really want to celebrate or there's certain things about me300:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,120that I really think that I've outgrown and it's time to change.400:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,120There's a couple days ago.500:00:17,120 --> 00:00:17,360Okay.600:00:17,360 --> 00:00:23,200And I thought to myself, I really don't want to know these things about me.700:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,680Good and bad.800:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,960What do you mean?900:00:28,960 --> 00:00:34,080It's a painful exercise to analyze both of them.1000:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,720So I'm just going to be me once again tomorrow.1100:00:36,720 --> 00:00:41,120No improvement.1200:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,120No, no wanting to improve.1300:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,160But no decline either.1400:00:44,160 --> 00:00:48,240Just steady, steady, Eddie, man.1500:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,920Some people don't want change.1600:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,200I'm okay with change, but if people like me the way I am, then good.1700:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,560I get so mad when people just give me money.1800:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,120They just woke up to me and just put it in my hand.1900:01:01,120 --> 00:01:01,840And I get pissed.2000:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,240I'm like, why are you doing this?2100:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,120It's the worst thing.2200:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,400Isn't that the worst feeling?2300:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,200Oh my god.2400:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,400I'm so mean.2500:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,200That's a penny.2600:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,480You're mean luck.2700:01:12,480 --> 00:01:12,720Yes.2800:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,920Yeah.2900:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,240I'm working on it.3000:01:16,240 --> 00:01:16,960No, you're not.3100:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,640You say not at all.3200:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,080You just the same person.3300:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,440You're not working on it.3400:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,320You're working on it.3500:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,760Yeah, but I've been working on it for years.3600:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,800But that's not true.3700:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,760That's not true.3800:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,560You've been working on it.3900:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,360Saying you're working on it.4000:01:27,360 --> 00:01:27,760That's not true.4100:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,120I am a person who works on it.4200:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,600You don't remember to work on it.4300:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,320That's the thing.4400:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,400Stady Eddie.4500:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,160I think you're in the heart of the right line.4600:01:38,160 --> 00:01:38,960I worked on it, Ben.4700:01:38,960 --> 00:01:39,760Work on it now.4800:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,880I'm just not getting anywhere.4900:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,120Well, they do.5000:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,640Exactly.5100:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,500(laughs)

TODAY we got an amazingly scary story involving Alexa doing whatever she wanted. You won't believe what comes after. Also Hypotheticals were awesome and unique today. The Ultimate “what would you do” in certain situations. Ian was here on day 2 while Sarah is away. Natalie from SD is jacked over her love life. We think she is shooing away a pretty good dude.TOMORROW on the show NAME THAT TUNECLIP OF THE DAY: This Is What We're Doing Today 101425100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040Tonight I have to go out on a school night.200:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,160No.300:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,240Yeah, no.400:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,880And I'm going to miss the Dodger game tonight.500:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,080Doesn't it?600:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,480I have a phone.700:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,160You're one of those sports fans where your team does better if you don't watch.800:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,120No.900:00:18,120 --> 00:00:23,560Remember in the national championship game Florida was getting worked pretty hard1000:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,240by Houston.1100:00:24,240 --> 00:00:29,440They were down like seven or eight points and I just said screw it and took1200:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,360gang is for a walk and I came back and Florida was up by four.1300:00:33,360 --> 00:00:38,640And I was like, man, that happens more times than that where I just like walk away1400:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,560and it gets better.1500:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,920I've realized.1600:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,840Yeah, I have no effect on the game.1700:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,080No, no.1800:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,800You see, I think I do.1900:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,800No, you know, yeah, I think I do.2000:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,280No, I'm here to tell you.2100:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,440I don't want you to do the game is getting whether you watch it or not.2200:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,280No, there's nothing at all.2300:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,160I think there's a force greater than us that takes care of business when you don't care.2400:01:01,160 --> 00:01:01,160No, no, no.2500:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,360Egotistical of you thinking you have that much control.2600:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,840Terry, Terry, Terry, he's right.2700:01:05,840 --> 00:01:10,800He's a big force when he moves the universe shifts.2800:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,120He's able to tilt the earth on its axis.2900:01:14,120 --> 00:01:14,760Yes.3000:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,120I like the nod.3100:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,440He's like, yep, this is what we're doing today.3200:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,120(laughs)

TODAY we announced Dee as this weeks Football Picks winner, Ian Gleason our old friend is in the house filling in for Sarah B and it is great to have him back. Also “Talk Nerdy” Celeb Death Pool and Mr Skin.TOMORROW on the show Terry hits again with Hypotheticals and Day 2 with the return of Ian Gleason.CLIP OF THE DAY: Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,360We all had very busy weekends.200:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,840- Yeah, busy for me.300:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,960- Yeah, it was like, you were out, did you have like,400:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,480two weddings this weekend?500:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,400- I had a party and then a wedding.600:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,400- Oh, okay.700:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,880- But the wedding was in Arkansas.800:00:14,880 --> 00:00:19,160I was in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.900:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,680- I consider that busy.1000:00:20,680 --> 00:00:24,360- I don't know if I would ever go back1100:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,160to that particular venue again.1200:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,000- Really?1300:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,280- Vignia was great.1400:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,640- Awesome.1500:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,760- It's driving into mountains.1600:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,520That ain't for me.1700:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,760- Because of the windy roads or because of--1800:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,640- The windy roads.1900:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,520Having to do that at night, at 11, 30 at night.2000:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,240That is not cool.2100:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,720If you ain't never did it and don't know it.2200:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,880(laughing)2300:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,240- When I tell you--2400:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,680- You haven't driven into the mountains?2500:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,560- Never.2600:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,560Never.2700:00:55,560 --> 00:01:00,560When I tell you, that was probably the scariest ever2800:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,880my wife and I both have been in our life.2900:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,000And not to go in there.3000:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000The going there was cool.3100:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000The going there was like, wow, this is kind of crazy.3200:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,960And then you got what I now know are the townies,3300:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,000the townies on your ass.3400:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,920If you, you know, you're driving, you know,3500:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,040and they know the roads and it's just like,3600:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,320I mean, literally, almost bump it a bump on my,3700:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,520I'm like, please get off my ass.3800:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,920I don't know this route.3900:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,400I don't know what this is.4000:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,520- Save that by the way.4100:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,440(laughing)4200:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,120- I found out that scary is the best diet in the world.4300:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,200- Sure is.4400:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,600- 'Cause when you're scared, you don't want no al,4500:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,280ounces of food.4600:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,540(laughing)4700:01:44,540 --> 00:01:48,240- And now you just--4800:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,080- No ounces.

TODAY on the show was story poker. Awesome news stories from around the globe that brought on some fantastic discussions. Dee introduce us to a NEW Chinese Rap Group. It's just Lex, Terry and Dee this week but a special guest is coming for the next two weeks. It's going to be awesome. Details coming soon. TOMORROW it's Taint Thursday & more from the L&T Hotline VoicemailCLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes Gone Wild 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840[BELL RINGING]200:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,960-Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke.300:00:04,960 --> 00:00:09,360What do you call two Ivers gang guys from Cork, Patrick400:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,160Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzgerald?500:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,400-Hey.600:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,800-From Cork, I think you meant just to say Ireland.700:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,760Yeah, I didn't get that.800:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,200-Dumb take.900:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,880-Can I-- can I-- can I-- can I tell the dad joke1000:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,080this kind of dirty?1100:00:25,080 --> 00:00:25,880-Yes.1200:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,320-I'm going to have to dump it.1300:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,320-You're in charge of the bump, dump, dump, dump.1400:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,960-Okay, thingy.1500:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,440It's not really a joke.1600:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,720It's kind of a joke.1700:00:33,720 --> 00:00:34,840It's kind of a pun.1800:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,440I don't know.1900:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,640-Too much selling dirt.2000:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,040-Yeah, I don't-- if I--2100:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,040-If I--2200:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,440-If I--2300:00:42,440 --> 00:00:47,280-I'm in an elevator, and I take a sh--2400:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,480-Oh, nice.2500:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,320-Is that me as I go up in this elevator,2600:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,720taking sh-- to the next level?2700:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,560[LAUGHTER]2800:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,760-I'm going to say yes.2900:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,400[LAUGHTER]3000:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,680-I'm going to say it.3100:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,440That is the absolute definition of it.3200:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,960[LAUGHTER]

TODAY on the show we had Poop talk. Somebody is using some kind of bamboo TP. Taint Thursday. Taint went down the Organ Trail. And Lex was a horny teenager. TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000The hair's nice and feels the real200:00:03,000 --> 00:00:10,340Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair300:00:10,340 --> 00:00:15,340Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and400:00:15,340 --> 00:00:19,940Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went500:00:19,940 --> 00:00:23,780How you know what we we would talk earlier about600:00:23,780 --> 00:00:28,200When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some700:00:28,440 --> 00:00:34,600Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes800:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,480You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet?900:00:39,480 --> 00:00:46,160There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex1000:00:46,160 --> 00:00:52,040Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember1100:00:52,040 --> 00:00:58,320The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he1200:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,720Make a girls out there - I'm not1300:01:00,720 --> 00:01:09,240You know she has to worry -1400:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,900(laughs)

TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000And uh, you know, when we play voice mails, it wouldn't be us playing voice mails without one of these.200:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000[Bell ringing]300:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000[Bell ringing]400:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000Yeah, see, you gotta admit, man, you're f***ing exhausting, bro.500:00:13,000 --> 00:00:21,000It's so under people just call up and they're not gonna be listeners or they can't stand to hear you talk or whatever.600:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000I mean, you suck, dude.700:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000[Laughter]800:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000And what I have to say to him is...900:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000[Bell ringing]1000:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000[Laughter]1100:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000[Bell ringing]1200:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000[Laughter]1300:00:36,000 --> 00:00:41,000For some to come out for people that just love me like you do.1400:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000[Bell ringing]1500:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000Yeah, a nice response.