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TODAY on the show we started off with a man down as Sarah B still wasn't feeling great and took a little extra time to rest before coming to join us in studio. We played some phone calls from the 24 hour hotline and got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. One person on the show was in an extra surly mood. It was also Taint Thursday so Taint went out for a brand new bit he tried called "Useless Conversation!"TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Terminally Special 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000Thanks, Rhonda.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,080She right you off.300:00:04,080 --> 00:00:04,840What's up?400:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,680Does she right you off when you taxes?500:00:07,680 --> 00:00:08,440She should.600:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,720Do you write me off on your taxes?700:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,280Well, you are dependent.800:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,220No, I just--900:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,960She said I am independent, so yes.1000:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,760I wanted you to thank you for participating in the Make a Wish,1100:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,680foundation and take me off my hands.1200:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,160I'm glad you finally got your wish.1300:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,600[LAUGHTER]1400:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,080Yeah, you got your wish.1500:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,320I'm still confused by this whole thing.1600:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,160What do you mean?1700:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,400Why she likes me?1800:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,400[LAUGHTER]1900:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,920Yeah, I'm with you.2000:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,080Why she likes me?2100:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,400[LAUGHTER]2200:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,720Why do you like me anyway?2300:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,840This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.2400:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,160Here we are.2500:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,320How do people like you?2600:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,000This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.2700:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,360So was the Make a Wish that I made your wish come true?2800:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,720Yes, that's what they think.2900:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,920Yes, yes.3000:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,600I think it's the other way around.3100:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,400I think I saved you from a horrible one.3200:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,480Usually those are terminal.3300:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,520What's the timeline looking like?3400:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,000Oh, he's terminally--3500:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,600He loves.3600:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,000I almost said something, but I'ma keep it.3700:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000No, you said it.3800:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,800No, I can't tell you.3900:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,640No, you can't tell me.4000:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,480No, no backs.4100:01:14,480 --> 00:01:14,960You say--4200:01:14,960 --> 00:01:15,920I can't say it.4300:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,840You can't tell me what?4400:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,880Yes, you can.4500:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,360He terminally special.4600:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,360Oh, what?4700:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,360[LAUGHTER]4800:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,360I'm making you the ace.4900:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,560[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and got into the recent sad news about Deion Sander's health. We took some phone calls. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got an update on Sarah's romantic life. Terry told us some concerns he has been having from a marketing aspect on the concept of his rooftop lounge. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had special guest comedian Dusty Slay join us to talk about his new Netflix comedy special and his upcoming tour. TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Is Just Talented100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,140Allegedly Lakers Center DeAndre Aiken or Aiden with the Turks and Kekos200:00:06,140 --> 00:00:09,240This beautiful young lady all on his diet300:00:09,240 --> 00:00:14,360But I get the Turks Kekos and this is going right she want to give up no behind now400:00:14,360 --> 00:00:21,600Cuz all their girlfriends don't do it you don't want to think the era of fluency500:00:21,600 --> 00:00:27,280What I don't think you're the real deal? Well, you know what old DeAndre Aiden did he left my ass there?600:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,780Oh my god700:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,640Left her there800:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,660She woke up900:00:35,660 --> 00:00:43,440The next day or the next how many of the days they had been now he had them quietly packed his stuff up1000:00:43,440 --> 00:00:47,940Did he leave her to get the goat no?1100:00:47,940 --> 00:00:55,420She probably had canceled canceled her ticket. Oh, that's not good. Come on. You know leave somebody stranded like that. Yeah1200:00:56,780 --> 00:01:03,560But hey man as a person on a lower level, you know a little bit lower1300:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,460Nah a lot of it lower than DeAndre1400:01:06,460 --> 00:01:13,240I was fine. Why are you talking and it's just like1500:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,580That's talent good for you man1600:01:18,580 --> 00:01:22,880I had no idea you're really talking so fluently1700:01:24,740 --> 00:01:29,100It's like to have horse that's walking in the parade just dumping all the way1800:01:29,100 --> 00:01:32,620Doing his job, but also1900:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,620Oh2000:01:35,620 --> 00:01:38,860God!2100:01:38,860 --> 00:01:39,800God!
TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps and a lot of sadness and downer news. We talked about upcoming Summer vacation plans. We also talked about a cool Western photoshoot that Lex and Sarah B helped out with for a big project La Loba is working on. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner and got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! Plus special guest comedian Dusty Slay!100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000Are you still eating good?200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000Yeah.300:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000Okay, the light has there.400:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000That's violence there!500:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000Well, this is your... yeah!600:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000I just...700:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000Oh yeah, I'm...800:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000I'm just, you know, I'm just still going on this, you know,900:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000another cleanse.1000:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,000Uh, two, three, four.1100:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000Licks can now fit through the door.1200:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000You're right.1300:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000You're right.1400:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000Do you want me to tell you what that's like?1500:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000[laughs]1600:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000I'm in here, so obviously I fit through the door.1700:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000I fit through the door.1800:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000Yeah, I mean, that's it.1900:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000You fit?2000:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000That is fast and submit.2100:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000Yeah, that's it.2200:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000I'm like, "Come, we're fast."2300:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000You're right, fast.2400:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000That's it.2500:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000That's a country fast and submit.2600:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000I fit through that door.2700:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000I got a fat dude here!2800:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000[laughs]
TODAY on the show we started off talking about the way women are treated now versus in the past. We also got into how no one seems to dress up or nice anymore. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We also jumped into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from Scott and Peter from Go Cleanse who revealed the big winners of the "Summer Time Fine" Challenge! It was also Taint Thursday so we got Taint on LIVE from Puerto Rico for "It Got Stuck" where he glued a toilet brush to his hair. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and very special in studio guest Taron Egerton! CLIP OF THE DAY: I Agree with Wa Ta Ta Ta Ta 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,160When you make it official, you cut everything off.200:00:03,160 --> 00:00:03,660Yeah.300:00:03,660 --> 00:00:07,200Because if Leonardo came and asked you to go on a date,400:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,480you could go on that date?500:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,880You're not as close if we rock it, man.600:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,720Leonardo want to take you to get some pizza or something.700:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,480You could do it.800:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,520I have always fixated some.900:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,160I'm tying Leonardo.1000:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,000Yes.1100:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,680Ninja turtle.1200:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,680Yeah.1300:00:24,680 --> 00:00:25,760Of course.1400:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,320I've always fixated on one girl.1500:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,320I find a girl I like.1600:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,880I really block everything else out and try to make it happen with her.1700:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,440And if not, you go back to the well.1800:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,920This is just kind of how it works.1900:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,560It's a natural thing, I think, too.2000:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,840Like, again, beforehand, I was like, I'm going to go smash every guy in Italy.2100:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,200Like, let's go.2200:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,640And now I'm not official, but like, I really don't want to do it.2300:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,160Having feelings for this guy and like, it's all less appealing to me now.2400:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,000Now I'm like, OK, I'm just going to go eat a bunch and drink a bunch.2500:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,800Yeah, you'll find the way the country.2600:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,920And yeah, you'll find me making those guys crazy.2700:00:57,920 --> 00:01:06,560Do you want Rocket Man to ask for your hand in relationships like2800:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,440Dutu head, after boy, did it?2900:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,960I think that it needs to be asked.3000:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,280It should not just be figured.3100:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,400I'm old school in the way.3200:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,960Like, yes, I need you to ask me to be your girlfriend.3300:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,360And now it doesn't have to be some big to-do or anything.3400:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,920I think he needs to do it up here.3500:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,880It could be, of course, you do.3600:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,480[GASP]3700:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,640I agree with what [GASP]
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about a Shari situation. We also got into some sports talk. We paid tribute to the now late and great Ozzy Osbourne. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24/7 Hotline. We got into a huge fight about a past interview of a band we did on our show. We also did a TON of LaTot ratings for the many men and women that sent in their photos. TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Has Heavy Cream Face 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,500I kind of went off Dutch brothers when they don't carry heavy cream. You don't need heavy cream.200:00:05,500 --> 00:00:13,180No, heavy cream is the best for you. No, you don't need it. No, it's you don't need any cream. Yeah, I need cream. No, you don't. Yes, I do.300:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,180No, you need to train yourself. No cream for you.400:00:16,180 --> 00:00:21,660Give me all the cream you have. No cream. No, that's what got you in the position.500:00:21,660 --> 00:00:26,140Was your cream love? No, it's not what put me in this. You love cream.600:00:26,140 --> 00:00:30,580Heavy cream is the best thing to drink out of all of them out of half and half out of milk.700:00:30,580 --> 00:00:34,660All of them. It's the best thing to drink because it's the healthiest.800:00:34,660 --> 00:00:38,500It's the heaviest. I just like heavy cream. That's it.900:00:38,500 --> 00:00:43,540Trying to get you off the heavy cream, man. Well, I'm not getting off of it. So not going off.1000:00:43,540 --> 00:00:47,780Trying to lie. Yeah, the unsweetened almond milk has less than a grain of sugar per cup.1100:00:47,780 --> 00:00:52,940So every trainer I've had so many to drink with heavy cream.1200:00:52,940 --> 00:00:59,260Your trainer's lie. I would think if I was your trainer and you brought up and you brought up1300:00:59,260 --> 00:01:05,620heavy cream, I would think you are. It was for a reason that you were drinking it, not because1400:01:05,620 --> 00:01:11,860you're doing some research for your college. No, it's important on his face and night.1500:01:11,860 --> 00:01:17,660I have a cream. No, it's not. It doesn't matter.1600:01:17,660 --> 00:01:23,020It's for your, don't knock it. It does wonders for your. It may. I might have to start doing it.1700:01:23,020 --> 00:01:27,180Now that I know Lex is doing it. He's heavy cream. Look at his complexion.1800:01:27,180 --> 00:01:33,660Lex looks like he's 40 years old. He does. He got heavy cream face.1900:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,660He's got heavy cream face.2000:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,660Heavy cream face.2100:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,660No.2200:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,180(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and we also took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We talked about current weight loss updates as well as our gym regiments. We also got into several rounds of Social Media Beatdown which resulted in a VERY big movement in points!TOMORROW on the show we have more LaTot Ratings! CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex's Car Is Going To Get Stolen 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,280And like yesterday here was a high of like 69200:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,040That's so nice300:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,240That's so nice400:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,280But it's gonna be like in the 80s500:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,760So everybody scared about that this week600:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,000People are afraid of the 80s here700:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,760They even, when it's like 82 degrees800:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,240Make sure your pets have a lot of water900:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,920Make sure it's like what?1000:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,720It's 801100:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,920This isn't like the desert1200:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,520This isn't Dallas1300:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,880Yeah, I know my car is gonna get stolen along with my dog at some point1400:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,920But some, if I'm gonna be in the grocery store less than 15 minutes1500:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,960I just leave it running1600:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,320It's just easier1700:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,320That was gonna get stolen1800:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,280That way he's okay1900:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,880Dog for sure2000:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,080They'll put him out2100:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,760See how the stuff you need to worry about when you have a dog2200:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,360You can't even go the grocery store2300:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,520Yes you can't just leave the dog at home2400:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,640Leave the dog at home2500:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,240Yeah, you didn't2600:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,760Well, no I didn't2700:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,600You'd like to hear me2800:00:57,600 --> 00:01:03,520But that's not something I was gripping about2900:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,000You are3000:01:04,000 --> 00:01:09,120You can't leave your car running3100:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,720Yeah, you better run out here3200:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,360(laughs)
100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040karaoke parties are just i've been to a few200:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,040i don't like the whole vibe the whole300:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,040where it seems like the d_j_ or whoever does running in the song the take400:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,400that i think this guy ran a pretty legit500:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,320there's two different kinds of people600:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,320you know there there's the ones who go up there and just have fun with it700:00:17,320 --> 00:00:21,920don't care don't care about the suck and then there's my favorite ones800:00:21,920 --> 00:00:26,120the ones who take it super serious and i think that they're really something900:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,040or other1000:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,920like this this guy named Bailey1100:00:29,920 --> 00:00:33,120went up there and he's like doing bun joe v1200:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,760and he's like shaking his ass all over the place i can like he's really1300:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,360him1400:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,760that's why i hate running karaoke1500:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,040yeah i literally got cussed out by1600:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,680this one lady two weeks in a row1700:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,160because it was crowd participation1800:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,280to get you little twenty five dollar gift card and1900:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,480book it a beer which was six years2000:00:56,480 --> 00:01:01,840so this lady came up all her girlfriends were there and she sung single ladies2100:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,240i just sing a lady i just sing2200:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,240girl you know he's single to2300:01:06,240 --> 00:01:11,040come on girl this is a lady i just had the whole bar just2400:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,920she was there for whatever what i thought it was for2500:01:13,920 --> 00:01:19,360yeah fun when it was time to put your hand over everything she got the loudest roar2600:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,000is she get the gift card in the beer2700:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,440ladies man who got up there and sung when beneath my wings2800:01:25,440 --> 00:01:33,040that's such a great explanation2900:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,360it is such a great explanation3000:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,640cussed me out tell me i don't know how to run karaoke3100:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,120i made an example of what it's like3200:01:41,120 --> 00:01:45,120i like the guy that used to do it well bitch that used to do it guy ain't here
TODAY on the show we started off talking about how matcha is the new pumpkin spice. Lex played us a song from his record producer friend and wanted to get everyone's take on it. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly horoscopes. We talked about Sarah's new friend group and how Lex is going to get to meet them at her upcoming party. We got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for some Sports Picks. We finished things up with a hilarious sandwich fail story from Dee and got AI to recreate that moment for us to all laugh at. MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool! CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Can The Rocket Man Perform Under Pressure100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,480or fair maiden, Sarah Morgan, we need a word of the day.200:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,480- All right.300:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,760- Fair maiden.400:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,600- Fair maiden.500:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,440- Yeah, we're being nice to her to birthday month.600:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,360- Come on.700:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,880- What happened at the beginning of the month?800:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,640- Well, he didn't give it damn.900:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,680Sure he did.1000:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,240- I celebrate my week, you know, I'm still celebrating.1100:00:17,240 --> 00:00:20,120I have the date tonight and then I have...1200:00:20,120 --> 00:00:20,960- The party tomorrow.1300:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,400- Party tomorrow, so.1400:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,760- And what you gonna have, Sunday?1500:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,120- Recovery time?1600:00:25,120 --> 00:00:25,960- Yeah, for sure.1700:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,800I've already stayed there, gonna have a slumber party1800:00:27,800 --> 00:00:28,640in my place.1900:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,120I didn't invite any of you.2000:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,280- Yeah, you don't do that.2100:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,120- You don't do that.2200:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,720- You're trying to play the C-B's.2300:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,640- Well, they are like, slumber at your place.2400:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,520I've three people wanting to say and then my mom is actually2500:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,360being like, I could just go home.2600:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,680I feel like you might have other plans, Wink Wink.2700:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,160And I was like, you don't have to do that.2800:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,400Like you can absolutely stay.2900:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,240Like you're gonna be in the area.3000:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,960I can see Rocket Man another time.3100:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,160- No, I think she should stay and then you Rocket Man3200:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,320by she there.3300:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,320- That's weird.3400:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,160- That's weird.3500:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,440- She could video.3600:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,600- Okay, y'all are gross and I'm gonna change3700:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,440the subject.3800:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,840- I know everybody is who there are, but I know a lot of women3900:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,840that take the challenge in doing that.4000:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,200- I mean, yeah, I've already done that when it has to happen.4100:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,280Like if you're like, standing the night somewhere4200:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,200and your mom is in one room and your boyfriend's with you,4300:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,560of course, but I don't want to.4400:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,440- Yeah, but not on the first date.4500:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,680I'm not when you're just getting to know somebody.4600:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,480That's a very tough position to be in.4700:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,320- No.4800:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,360- And we're gonna be easily avoided.4900:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,280- It fills me how he performs under pressure.5000:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,280- Press up, coming down on me.5100:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,600You could do that, that, that, it.5200:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,440(laughs)5300:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,600- You're so stupid.5400:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,040(laughs)5500:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,200- Oh my God.
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry telling us about why he thinks he is on his period. We all made fun of him. We had a debate on eggs fresh from a chicken. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summer Word of the Day. This led us us giving Terry an education in everything SpongeBob SquarePants. We did a bunch of Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out for a brand new bit that he ended up not being too proud of. We got Taint back on with us after the bit to try and talk him out of retirement. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and special guest William Shatner! CLIP OF THE DAY: I Think I'm On My Period 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840I think that I'm on my period.200:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,840[Laughter]300:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,600Talk to me.400:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,240Okay, you tell me if this is on my period or not.500:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,240[Laughter]600:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,320Let's go!700:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,960We had this desk that we wanted to get.800:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,080We put in two new desks in the office slash studio.900:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,240Identical desk.1000:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,160Sherry had this really kind of an expensive desk that she had.1100:00:24,160 --> 00:00:28,240It was nice, so we put it outside on our patio.1200:00:28,240 --> 00:00:33,600And Sherry went online and offered it up for somebody to come get it for free.1300:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,680And she gets a call and the guy says he wants it.1400:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,320This guy comes by and he has his kid with him.1500:00:39,320 --> 00:00:43,680I'm going to say 12 years old, maybe.1600:00:43,680 --> 00:00:48,120Dumpy, kind of a kid that doesn't see a lot of exercise.1700:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,120Yeah.1800:00:49,120 --> 00:00:53,120Like if he was in the TV show in the 50s or 60s, his name would be lumpy.1900:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,120[Laughter]2000:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,400I understand.2100:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,960So the guy goes, "Thank you so much.2200:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,360His desk, he needs a desk now.2300:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,640Finally, the kid was so happy that he was getting a desk."2400:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,720And I start to think it's one of the coolest things in the world.2500:01:10,720 --> 00:01:17,120I start tearing up because this kid has this whole future ahead of him.2600:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,240What if it's a crap future, though, Terrence?2700:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,880What's up to him?2800:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,680And I want to know this kid and his dad.2900:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,600I want to see what happens in his life.3000:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,920I'm curious.3100:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,920I know I never will, but it's wrong.3200:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,720And that's okay.3300:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,720Isn't it?3400:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,720Yeah.3500:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,720It's weird.3600:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,720Creepy.3700:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,720[Laughter]3800:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,720Creepy.3900:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,720Creepy.4000:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,720I'm not kidding.4100:01:39,720 --> 00:01:40,720Creepy is hell.4200:01:40,720 --> 00:01:50,480How many kids do you know that age want a desk?4300:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,320The fat ones do.
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about some electrical issues he is having to deal with in his home. We also got into a bunch of NBA and WNBA talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked about cleansing and diets and workouts we have been doing. Sarah gave us an update on her dating life. We also got into a bunch of HYPOTHETICALS! TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday! CLIP OF THE DAY: There's Always Someone Better 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,720We've had this weird thread going on Instagram and I don't know what started it but it's now200:00:06,720 --> 00:00:15,760just any time I scan videos it's like having a Latina girlfriend and it says one mostly one girl300:00:15,760 --> 00:00:20,080seven in the morning she's making breakfast and she's got like a dress that's barely covering her400:00:20,080 --> 00:00:26,400behind. Love that. Love that. You know she's just kind of make her guy feel bad before he walks out500:00:26,400 --> 00:00:31,200the door you know no you're gonna look at other women today you know she's like the best thing600:00:31,200 --> 00:00:38,560you see all day but we as men we'll still try to find something that's just what we do.700:00:38,560 --> 00:00:43,360You want to know why legs because we know there's something better out there for us.800:00:43,360 --> 00:00:49,840That's probably what it is. Yeah yeah you know matter who you're with there's always somebody900:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,760better than what you got. I don't care if you're getting up right now looking into the mirror1000:00:53,760 --> 00:00:58,400and you're at 10 before you even make up on or whatever. Now when you say that do you say1100:00:58,400 --> 00:01:04,400do you mean better looking better in the way? It all depends what your pissed off at.1200:01:04,400 --> 00:01:11,920Yeah usually.
TODAY on the show we started things off with an update from Terry on his AI daughter. This led to a long discussion on AI in general. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day which led to a big fight. We also somehow got into an all out sound effects war. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah told us about her amazing night with her new Rocket Man. We also did several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE hosted by Lex and Sarah!TOMORROW on the show we have HYPOTHETICALS! CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Saw Some Things & Lex Was The A-Hole During Name That Tune 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,860I received a dirty video for the weekend.200:00:02,860 --> 00:00:06,060One that a month ago I would have been very thrilled to have,300:00:06,060 --> 00:00:10,580but now that I actually like someone, I was just like, interesting.400:00:10,580 --> 00:00:12,320- Oh yeah? - I'm so watched.500:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,620- Tell us a little more.600:00:13,620 --> 00:00:16,220- So, number one on my roster, the guy that D's,700:00:16,220 --> 00:00:19,860and he would do that with eight abs in the long hair.800:00:19,860 --> 00:00:21,860- "Gumbia" is what I call him.900:00:21,860 --> 00:00:23,400- It's actually "Gizamba."1000:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,540- "Okizamba" is what I call him.1100:00:25,540 --> 00:00:27,740- So I do know what happens.1200:00:27,740 --> 00:00:31,080- So, sometime that new guy, I've barely been talking to this guy,1300:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,960and it shows that he's almost like, "Oh God, I'm losing her."1400:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,400Something because he is messaging me constantly now.1500:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,240- "Ahh."1600:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,040- "You" and all this sexy stuff in my face.1700:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,040- He don't care the least.1800:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,520- It is so true, damn.1900:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,600I hate that, 'cause I'm so bad at it with the person I really like.2000:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,760But, I still live in a situation.2100:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,040I'm in his girlfriend broke up.2200:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,440I think they're selling the house that they have together2300:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,440and they just had a garage sale.2400:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,480The whole situation is just messy.2500:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,280But either way, he sent me a video this weekend,2600:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,720and it looked like he set up a tripod in the bathroom,2700:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,000and it was him with just a towel on the lower half,2800:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,200and he was walking towards the tub,2900:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,960and I was like, "Damn, that towel's lucky."3000:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,800And then all of a sudden the towel was real.3100:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,280(laughs)3200:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,560It was just really hot.3300:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,120- And you see the goodies?3400:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,120- I saw things.3500:01:15,120 --> 00:01:15,960- Yeah.3600:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,960- And I was like, "Damn."3700:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,160- I can't believe people said something like that out of there.
TODAY on the show we started things off with an update from Terry on his AI daughter. This led to a long discussion on AI in general. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day which led to a big fight. We also somehow got into an all out sound effects war. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah told us about her amazing night with her new Rocket Man. We also did several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE hosted by Lex and Sarah!TOMORROW on the show we have HYPOTHETICALS! CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Saw Some Things & Lex Was The A-Hole During Name That Tune 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,480When the days are cold in the cards.200:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,480It isn't like a song.300:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,240♪ Sands, please ♪400:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,240♪ May the day go ♪500:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,160- Imagine Dragons Demon. - Yes, sir.600:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,080- I thought it was Ozzy Osborne. - New.700:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,800- There was this really, really old man that used to come cruise on Carnot.800:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,160He was like a regular. He was like, in his like, I probably late 70s,900:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,960and he had lost his wife, and he came to the club every night,1000:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,280and he always requested just that one song,1100:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,720and he would dance other by himself.1200:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,480And it broke your heart.1300:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,080- Oh, God. How old are you?1400:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,840- I should have killed his wife then.1500:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,680- You are just a man.1600:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,800- What? What?1700:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,320- Wait a minute. Hold up everybody.1800:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,760- Good morning.1900:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,720It's time for the Lexan Terry show,2000:00:42,720 --> 00:00:47,520where one of the four members actually starts the day being in a (bleep)2100:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,280Lexi, who it is today.2200:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,920Here's the Lexan Terry.2300:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,920- You started in your finishing up.2400:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,240(laughing)2500:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,280- Okay.
TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps - Terry and his culinary experience, Lex and almost ending his relationship over furniture moving, Sarah and her dance performance and Dee and his weekend of being the ultimate Pop Pop, We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have Lex & Sarah taking their turns at hosting NAME THAT TUNE! CLIP OF THE DAY: You're Killing It Over There 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,720Thursday afternoon on a whim, I ordered a chair from Wayfair thinking it's gonna come in a week or two, you know.200:00:06,720 --> 00:00:11,040Next day, it's on my front door, a hundred-pound box.300:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,160Wayfair don't play, man.400:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,920Barely fit through the door.500:00:14,920 --> 00:00:21,600You know, I'll give it to Lula, but in this, you found a great way to move the pod into the other room, you know,600:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,320because the pod weighs about 300 pounds.700:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,480And she, you know, got me to lift it up.800:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,560She put some towels under it and we just slid it right on in there.900:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,280Like I like a sled, you know, you felt like playing football again.1000:00:33,280 --> 00:00:33,840It was fun.1100:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,680Word.1200:00:34,680 --> 00:00:41,120And so we got it in there and now I got my little pod and music area, you know, with my new Marshall speaker and everything.1300:00:41,120 --> 00:00:48,360And then I bought just a regular recliner when it came way to put it together and she put most of it together.1400:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,960She's like, this guy's here, this guy's here.1500:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,360And I'm sitting there just holding this one arm going, okay, let's start with this.1600:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,000I mean, time she's like throwing all this other stuff in there.1700:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000And I thought to myself, let her go.1800:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,920She's in a zone.1900:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,200I couldn't have done it.2000:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,280She had the thing put together like five minutes.2100:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,440I could have done it.2200:01:06,440 --> 00:01:10,760I could never have given Sherry the satisfaction because I know I'd get the look.2300:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,280The look is if I send her away.2400:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,360I do not want my woman feeling good about herself.2500:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,880This, this, this woman was made to just do things.2600:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,520She just knows how to do things.2700:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,520And you were made to now is made to let her.2800:01:24,520 --> 00:01:34,960I took my male ego out of the picture and just went man, you go on, you're killing it over there.
TODAY on the show we started off with some phone calls and sports talk. We also randomly got into some country music talk which led to lots of singalongs. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE for points. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Sports Picks and Blues News!CLIP OF THE DAY: We Had an Awesome Edition of Name That Tune 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,160Alright, so we're in the middle of a rockest game of the game, let's tune in. What do we got?200:00:04,160 --> 00:00:12,400I have one Alexa zero Terry has two. Two ways to win this game either the first to five or whoever300:00:12,400 --> 00:00:19,200has the most points at the end of the segment I'm going to go with either or. Here we go. Next song.400:00:23,200 --> 00:00:34,720Let's sound garden black hole son. Love that song. Maybe I should police some spoon man.500:00:34,720 --> 00:00:42,560Love that song too. It's a big band for me. Love them. I do not. Alright here we go.600:00:42,560 --> 00:00:49,280Offscreen.700:00:49,280 --> 00:00:57,920Oh my god I'm having a brain broth block. I am a brain broth.800:00:57,920 --> 00:01:09,600Brain broth. Four three two one now. Four three. A brain broth. Two and one.900:01:09,600 --> 00:01:16,800Nope. No I can't think of the title either. Anybody had the title either now.1000:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,480Offscreen. I know it now. Self-esteem. That's right.1100:01:20,480 --> 00:01:26,080Damn it. I couldn't think of it under pressure. It's hard. Next song.1200:01:26,080 --> 00:01:31,280It's such a good song. Yeah.1300:01:41,120 --> 00:01:49,360If you had the honor of busy highway right now listen to the Alexa Terry we got the tools.1400:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,240Obviously nobody's going to get it. We're in the last segment so let's move on.1500:01:52,240 --> 00:01:59,360I'm sorry. Audio slave. Like a stone. Like a stone. How do you not like sound garden but you like1600:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,360audio slave? I don't know man I'm weird.
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and life updates from everyone. We coached Sarah some more on her new crush and how to not mess it up. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending and took some phone calls. We talked about how cruise ships are changing and if we would go on them now. We talked about Taint putting his dog down and this led to a fight about dogs. We also did a few more LaTot ratings and gave our highest rating yet. TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!CLIP OF THE DAY: The 28 Days Series & You Got Sore Throat Eye 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,280I found a cigar in this dive bar. It was in a plastic bag and I met a bunch of pilots and they're like, "Where'd you get that?"200:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,960And I was like, "I found it on the floor and they're like, can we smoke it with you?" And I was like, "Let's go."300:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,160And I smoked an entire cigar with a bunch of douchey pilots.400:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,800An entire cigar!500:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,960- One was this! - Oh, last week!600:00:18,960 --> 00:00:23,120I had a sore throat for like two days!700:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,760That's why your ass got pinked!800:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,720- So, thrown ass! - I smoked the cigar with my eyes!900:00:28,720 --> 00:00:33,040- But, Phil, you just throw caution to the wind!1000:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,440- Yeah, I'm sore throat eye!1100:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,840- The plastic bag on the floor, come on!1200:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,240- You throw caution to the wind!1300:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,520Watch the alcohol!1400:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,480- Get the flow!1500:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,240- These pilots were so nice!1600:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,840- These guys are throwing an ass in the...1700:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,720- I don't even smoke cigars!1800:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,520It was so great!
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and life updates from everyone. We coached Sarah some more on her new crush and how to not mess it up. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending and took some phone calls. We talked about how cruise ships are changing and if we would go on them now. We talked about Taint putting his dog down and this led to a fight about dogs. We also did a few more LaTot ratings and gave our highest rating yet. TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!CLIP OF THE DAY: The 28 Days Series & You Got Sore Throat Eye 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,640I don't know if you know anything about this Terrence, but there's a movie that came out200:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,600it's called "28 Years"300:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,600"Later"400:00:08,600 --> 00:00:09,920"28 Years Later"500:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,240And uh...600:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,560Sorry, zombies, and I really love that series.700:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,680Well, I want to ask you about it.800:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,040I haven't actually seen it yet.900:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,400Because the previews of this thing have been in about six months of movies I've been1000:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400going to.1100:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,400Yeah.1200:00:25,400 --> 00:00:29,680And it's finally out and run and I are kind of like not super enamored by the trailer1300:00:29,680 --> 00:00:34,760and all that, but it's got like a high rating on rotten tomatoes.1400:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,840Yeah, I'm like an absolute super fan.1500:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,920So there was 28 days later was the original one that came out like 10 years or more ago1600:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,160and then there was 28 weeks later, also very good.1700:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,440And this has been a very long awaited, like, trilogy.1800:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,440Is that right?1900:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,240And apparently, like other people have seen it said it's good that the story is not as great2000:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,480as it has been, but I definitely need to see it.2100:00:55,480 --> 00:01:01,200I haven't seen the new one, but the other two are 28 days later the original is one of the2200:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,200best zombie movies and it has Terry's guy in it, Killian Murphy.2300:01:04,200 --> 00:01:09,480I think we've done this before on Sudden Death, but I think we should like right now 102400:01:09,480 --> 00:01:15,040regular movies and come up with their porn opposite each of us and see who comes up with2500:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,040the best one.2600:01:16,040 --> 00:01:21,480Because when you were saying 28 days, 28 years, I'm out to dump this and my mind, I said,2700:01:21,480 --> 00:01:33,160the porn will be 28 weeks later.
TODAY on the show we started off still a man down, but they ended up joining us shortly into the show! We got into some sports talk and took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and decided to continue with the "Warm Hot Summer" Word of the Day. We got a health update from Sarah B who also went over all of the details of her chaotic weekend and how she has met and started falling for a new guy. We did some more LaTOT ratings and heard from some of our people we rated in the past. We also heard from all of our "Summer Time Fine" Go Cleanse contestants and learned about their latest weigh ins. TOMORROW on the show we have more LaTot Ratings!CLIP OF THE DAY: My Mom Found It 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000Well, I do want to talk to Sarah here.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,480I'm really curious to see how her weekend went.300:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,600I had people over to my apartment for the first time.400:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,280I had a little pre-game we get together.500:00:12,280 --> 00:00:16,000Got some party favors, not like that, not drugs.600:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,280But like, like, low six and cupcakes and stuff like that.700:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,320And my mom was also over.800:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,520She came over for this and was spending the night.900:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,960So she got to meet all my friends, which was cool.1000:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,600And that's how it began.1100:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,120We had fun.1200:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,520We did the silent disco.1300:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,480We partied.1400:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,000We drank.1500:00:32,000 --> 00:00:32,880We took shots.1600:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,320We were dancing in bars.1700:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,600A one memorable thing that happened was I lost my phone.1800:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,920I set it on the bar just to dance with this other guy.1900:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,520We were dancing salsa.2000:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,240And three minutes later, I go to get my phone and it's gone.2100:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,240And I was freaking out.2200:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,560There's so many people in the bar.2300:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,440It is so loud.2400:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,360We're trying to call it.2500:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,720We have location finder on it.2600:00:50,720 --> 00:00:51,520It's there.2700:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,480Long story short, an hour of constantly calling the phone,2800:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,960doing the location finder asking a guy who had two phones2900:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,200in his pocket or both of those yours and getting all like,3000:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,720you know, my mom had it in her effing pocket.3100:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,400She was drunk and picked it up off the bar when I set it down3200:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,640and put it in her pocket.3300:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,000Like the whole bar is looking for it.3400:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,560Everybody in this circle knows this girl is missing her phone.3500:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,680And then we finally go to the bathroom together to call it3600:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,160in the bathroom for like the fourth time.3700:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,720And I did the little find my thing.3800:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,720And it goes, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.3900:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,360And I did my mom like, would they murder us?4000:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,960Look on my face.4100:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,080And it was like, is it in your purse?4200:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,160No, it was in her effing pocket.4300:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,800And I've never wanted to like hug her, but also murder4400:01:32,800 --> 00:01:33,200at this thing time.4500:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,320Oh, God.4600:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,080Oh, God.4700:01:36,080 --> 00:01:36,920It was so funny.4800:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,480And then she's like, don't tell anyone.4900:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,120So then everybody's like, oh, you found your phone?5000:01:40,120 --> 00:01:40,800Where was it?5100:01:40,800 --> 00:01:44,480And I'm like, uh, guy, I know what to say.
TODAY we recapped our weekends from July 4th which included wild animals and white trash Fourth of July participants for Lex to Terry's trip to Oregon where from their beautiful cliffs could watch morons with exotic fireworks of their own get shot off up and down the beach. Sarah got drunk and FaceTimed the staff at 2am Saturday night and Dee went all over and experienced Eats to share with us. Also Skin and talk nerdy to me and many other things discussed on a great Monday to start the week.TOMORROW more LaTot Rating, Celebrity Death Pool and the return of Sarah.CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Obsessed with Timothee Chalamet 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,680I want to bring something up, Alex and I were talking about during the break.200:00:04,680 --> 00:00:11,920And I love his passion for something that he believes may be going on.300:00:11,920 --> 00:00:16,180And what I'm talking about is actor Timothy Shalameh.400:00:16,180 --> 00:00:21,600Lex is...I'm not going to say obsessed with this man's sexuality,500:00:21,600 --> 00:00:26,800but he sure something is going on there other than him being a heterosexual male.600:00:26,800 --> 00:00:31,600Yeah, you've spent too much time thinking about Timothy Shalameh and what he's doing.700:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,520And he showed me a picture.800:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,040Now, I wouldn't do what he was doing in this picture.900:00:37,040 --> 00:00:44,960And he had a maybe a green soccer jersey, a baseball cap, and then he had this scarf tied over the baseball cap.1000:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,160Like he was trying to hold a cap down and not blow away.1100:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,920Yeah, unless you ever toothache.1200:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,040Walking with a pretty hot chick, Kendall Jenner.1300:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,600And Lexa, yeah.1400:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,840Because I said, maybe it's a fashion statement.1500:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,760I don't know. I'm not into fashion like that.1600:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,400I wear the same thing pretty much all the time.1700:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,960Now, in his behalf, I want to say they're in France where this picture took place.1800:01:06,960 --> 00:01:07,680Yeah.1900:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,360So, you know, maybe that's...2000:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,720Maybe that's their fashion wise.2100:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,920Maybe that's what they do.2200:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,400I don't know, but it looks stupid.2300:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,840And he says, "I believe there's something he wants to tell her."2400:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,600[Laughter]2500:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,480I mean, they've been on it.2600:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,000They've been on it all the time.2700:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,840And I'm guessing she's not pounding that enough or something.2800:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,320Well, I'll tell you this, like, thank you.2900:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,440And I could be wrong.3000:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,000I could be wrong too, but I'm just saying.
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk. We also had some email updates from some of our LaTOT rating members. We got in our Days of the Week. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got updates from Lex on his weigh in day with the "Summer Time Fine" Go Cleanse Challenge. We also played a brand new game where we each took turns making weird sounds and noises to try and make the other show members laugh. It made us feel like idiots. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Sports Picks and NAME THAT TUNE! CLIP OF THE DAY: Never Heard Of The Band 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,160The Sherry going to Vegas with a couple of her girlfriends to see Motley crew.200:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,800I love it.300:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,000I said, could you be any more tragic?400:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000Tell me, please tell me you're gonna wear uggs.500:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,200That tragic bro, come on man.600:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,200It is, bro.700:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,600So man, that's gonna be awesome.800:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,600No, yeah.900:00:22,600 --> 00:00:27,000What's the demographic that would be able to go see them without being tragic?1000:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000None.1100:00:28,000 --> 00:00:37,000[Laughter]1200:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,200The Sherry's like, hey, you know, it's Amanda's birthday.1300:00:41,200 --> 00:00:47,000Do you know anybody that they're doing any meet and greet backstage stuff?1400:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000I want to come on.1500:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,600Do you think I'm gonna send you guys loose on Tommy Lee?1600:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,000I don't think so.1700:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000I'm like, never heard of the band.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about sad news in the sports world. We also got into some weekend recaps. We got into our Days of the Week and received our final PRIDE Word of the Day which, just like last month, resulted in fighting and arguing. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have a new bit called "Make Me Laugh!" CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee's Apple Bee's Comparison Was Farted On by Terry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000Alright, so Dee, you are doing your Applebee's comparison list. It's kind of fun.200:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,240Yeah, we got quite a few more to go.300:00:08,240 --> 00:00:08,840Alright.400:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,000She thinks my tractor's sexy Applebee's.500:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,200Hmm, she thinks Texas Roadhouse.600:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,000No.700:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,600Hmm, but Anza?800:00:18,600 --> 00:00:23,000She thinks my tractor's sexy Applebee's.900:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000Longhorn Steakhouse.1000:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000Oh!1100:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000Nothing I've heard of that.1200:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,000Single Dad on the weekend Applebee's.1300:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000Hooters.1400:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000[Laughs]1500:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000He got the kids for the weekend.1600:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000Single.1700:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000Experiment Rhino.1800:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000Yeah, the kids.1900:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000He got the kids.2000:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000He's got the kids.2100:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000McDonald's.2200:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000Uh-uh, you said it earlier.2300:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000You see?2400:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000Yeah.2500:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000[Laughs]2600:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000What is it?2700:00:51,000 --> 00:00:57,000[Laughs]2800:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000I'm saddened like a horn and I'm like in traffic.2900:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000[Laughs]3000:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000[Laughs]
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and also talked about what we were gonna be getting up to over the weekend. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Sarah B told us how she finally booked her dream trip to Italy. We got in our weekly Horoscopes. We did some leftover LaTOT ratings. Lastly we had an awesome talk with Actor and Musician Corey Feldmen! MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!CLIP OF THE DAY: We Had Actor-Musician Corey Feldmen On The Show Today 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000So joining us right now, Cory Feldman, who is multi-talented.200:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,000And of course he's been in some major motion pictures in his lifetime300:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000and other assorted TV-Vagabinese. He's a musician too.400:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000Let's say actors. - Right there.500:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000It's a good song, Cory.600:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000Hey guys, thank you very much. Appreciate it.700:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000I hope you're enjoying it.800:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000So you like a Beatles freak?900:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000Well, I don't know about a freak, but I'm definitely a Beatles fan.1000:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000Yeah.1100:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000I mean, I haven't hung out outside any of their apartments or anything like that.1200:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000I haven't gotten that far, but yes.1300:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000I've grown up on the Beatles.1400:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000I certainly was influenced heavily as you can tell by the Beatles.1500:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000So that was my childhood.1600:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,000And then as I became a teenager, I went through my pop phase,1700:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000you know, listening to Michael Jackson and Madonna, and Cindy Lopper and all the stuff that was on in the 80s.1800:00:51,000 --> 00:00:56,000And then I got back to Psychedelia, you know, with the Beatles and Pink Floyd and all the other people.1900:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000And Pink Floyd and all that kind of stuff when I hit, you know, my teens.2000:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000And that was kind of my re-inspiration.2100:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000And from that point, I took a deep dive and I got very into them.2200:01:05,000 --> 00:01:16,000So in celebrating my 50th year in entertainment, I thought, what better way to do it than with a song that kind of, you know, encapsulates what my experience was.2300:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,000And also talks about the characters that I've been throughout the years, but also the characters that we all play in each other's lives.2400:01:22,000 --> 00:01:27,000And we're coming in and out of each other's lives. We play various roles. We play different parts for each other.2500:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000And different people play parts for us, you know.2600:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000So it's all part of the ongoing fabric of life.2700:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000Lex plays the part of the dick on our show.2800:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000Well, I'm sorry to you, Lex.2900:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,000No, don't be, it's the most fun role I've ever had.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about music and who has the best "babies" in the business. We also got into a lot of sports talk. We had some updates on the LaTOT ratings. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out for one of his classic bits - "Spread My Mom!" We also went over last night's NBA draft. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks! Plus special guest Corey Feldman!CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee vs Carol 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000Fifth grade.200:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,160And this is just short and quick.300:00:05,160 --> 00:00:12,080I had been doing stuff all day and Miss Collins and this is so funny.400:00:12,080 --> 00:00:17,600Miss Collins, I ended up dating her niece in high school, but I was doing stuff all day.500:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,600So she was all day.600:00:18,600 --> 00:00:23,200To fail, to fail, to fail, stop, to fail, sit down, to fail.700:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,480Can you leave her alone?800:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,480To fail, get back over to your seat.900:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,480So she kept on.1000:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,280So round about the 20th de Vale, she was like, "Devale?"1100:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,280I said, "Carry."1200:00:32,280 --> 00:00:36,280And she said, "Go to the office."1300:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,280Because I knew it was Carol Collins.1400:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,280People laughed.1500:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,280Yes, they bused her left.1600:00:42,280 --> 00:00:48,880That's such a great man, too.
TODAY on the show we started off with Lex showing us a magic trick that fooled him on instagram and we were able to figure out how it worked pretty quickly. We talked about what we would all ACTUALLY do if we won the lottery. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also rated a lot of our listeners who sent in their photos for a special LaTOT rating!TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!CLIP OF THE DAY: Respectfully The Girl Has A Nice RACE 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,840Like me and I like thick girls y'all like tiny little bodies.200:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,080Mm-hmm. Y'all like guys.300:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,320I like girls with little boy booties.400:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,000[laughter]500:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,240I kind of like them all. I really don't have, you know,600:00:16,240 --> 00:00:19,200just about every woman I've been with has been different.700:00:19,200 --> 00:00:23,440Yeah, um, the one you're with now, respectfully.800:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,320Oh no.900:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,160It's, it's, it's, it's like good.1000:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,920No, no, no, no, no, because I don't want him to know that I'd be looking at his1100:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,920girl, breast.1200:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,520So I say I respectfully. She got nice, a nice rack,1300:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,680but she, she slipped, she slipped.1400:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,040See respectfully.1500:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,440I mean, she got a nice rack.1600:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,840I thought it was very respectful.
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of sports talk and concerns of potential World War. We got a little more into Sarah's current roster/dating life. We played some calls from the L&T 24 Hour Hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from several of our Summer Time Fine Go Cleanse Challenge participants with updates on their latest weigh ins. We also got into several rounds of ROUND TABLE! TOMORROW on the show we RATE more people with our new LTOT system! CLIP OF THE DAY: Round Table - NEW SONG Grand Pa Lex & Were You Jerk Back Then 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,320Uh, Jordan says Lex loving doing grandpa things but always denies it.200:00:05,320 --> 00:00:06,320[laughs]300:00:06,320 --> 00:00:10,360Get it, Grandpa Lex.400:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,320Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.500:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,920Get off my lawn.600:00:16,920 --> 00:00:22,240Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.700:00:22,240 --> 00:00:25,040These things are expensive.800:00:25,920 --> 00:00:32,240Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa back in my day.900:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,480I ain't heating the whole world.1000:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,920It's a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.1100:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,120These days, kids don't want to work.1200:00:41,120 --> 00:00:45,720Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.1300:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,520You don't know how to say yes, ma'am, and yes, sir.1400:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,520Lex is a grandpa.1500:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,120It's a good thing to learn.1600:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,320[laughs]1700:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,720It's a good thing to learn right there.1800:00:56,720 --> 00:00:57,520A man or a woman.1900:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,720Glad we got to play.2000:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,720[laughs]2100:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,140(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of sports talk and concerns of potential World War. We got a little more into Sarah's current roster/dating life. We played some calls from the L&T 24 Hour Hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from several of our Summer Time Fine Go Cleanse Challenge participants with updates on their latest weigh ins. We also got into several rounds of ROUND TABLE! TOMORROW on the show we RATE more people with our new LTOT system! CLIP OF THE DAY: Round Table - NEW SONG Grand Pa Lex & Were You Jerk Back Then 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,840Where is the leaning tower of pizza?200:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,440It's not pizza at your house300:00:06,440 --> 00:00:18,680I don't know my leaning tower of pizza or pizza or whatever it's called history, but it was meant to be a straight building, right?400:00:18,680 --> 00:00:24,200Sometimes we're born not straight. It wasn't what I mean. It wasn't built that wasn't built that way yet500:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,600Yes, bitch. Yes600:00:26,600 --> 00:00:31,600I think it just keeps leaning more and more for years something700:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,600It's a snowflake it leans to the left800:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,080Yes900:00:38,080 --> 00:00:43,600No, I kind of like a eight-year-old term there nobody likes it. It's left leaning1000:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,320Let's just rewind1100:00:47,320 --> 00:00:55,880Okay, legs hit you with the nice eight-year-old term there mr. talk about doors day in Frank Sinatra over there1200:00:55,880 --> 00:01:00,400And go home with the wind movies when I talked about doors day Frank1300:01:00,400 --> 00:01:12,040You're the one to bring up Irons side1400:01:12,040 --> 00:01:19,160Wasn't me so how is the last mess away from me?1500:01:22,520 --> 00:01:28,000It was a great joke. I can't wait do you all reference us my end? I can't help it1600:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,840She was born in the eighties. I hope you go. I hope you had a chance to1700:01:32,840 --> 00:01:41,360We're born in 1988. Yeah, I was a mere sophomore in high school when I was a baby. Yeah, that's so weird1800:01:41,360 --> 00:01:46,680Were you a jerk back then? Yes, some might say I was legs1900:01:48,160 --> 00:01:52,120Very cool of you know, oh my say-out. That probably was -2000:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,120[Laughter]
TODAY on the show we started off with our weekend recaps. We talked a ton of sports and gave a congrats to the new NBA championship team and also announced our Sports Picks winner! We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Terry talked about finishing a book he's been writing. Sarah told us about a not so great date she had over the weekend. We also got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We finished strong talking some celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have ROUND TABLE!CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah's Date Didn't Go So Well 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,680Everyone learned nothing school, right?200:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,800We were too busy learning about serious stuff.300:00:04,800 --> 00:00:05,760Like?400:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,800Like history.500:00:06,800 --> 00:00:07,760What kind of history?600:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,040Don't teach it anymore.700:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,400All kinds of history.800:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,920I thought Sarah was gonna make history this weekend,900:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,760but it turned out it didn't happen.1000:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,680I think it still can.1100:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,000Thought she was gonna sleep with her first black guy.1200:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,200[MUSIC]1300:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,480Oh my god!1400:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,840Wow!1500:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,680[MUSIC]1600:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,680[LAUGHTER]1700:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,440We're talking about Sarah and her weekend1800:00:33,440 --> 00:00:37,120and how she almost was able to check something off1900:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,080on her list.2000:00:38,080 --> 00:00:38,960Yeah.2100:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,040It sounded like she was on a date, right?2200:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,080Yeah, were you on a date?2300:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,160Yeah, with a guy named Roy G.2400:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,360Biv.2500:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,520And now is Roy.2600:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,960He was interesting.2700:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,560It was the first day that I've been on in like 10 months.2800:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,200And it first was really exciting because I said yes to a date.2900:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,960And I was like, maybe things are changing.3000:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,400And then I went on said date and I was like, dating sucks.3100:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,200[LAUGHTER]3200:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,000I'm not gonna say that.3300:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,200So I don't do it.3400:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,880I'm not gonna say dating sucks.3500:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,880[LAUGHTER]3600:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,000Poor guys.3700:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,960I want to say the guy you stepped out, you know,3800:01:18,960 --> 00:01:24,000with for the first date in 10 months, he wasn't the one.3900:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,240I want to say because of his background, his culture,4000:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,800his nationality, his nationality,4100:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,720is known for that.4200:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,360Yeah.4300:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,960Because slow motion asked me about that.4400:01:32,960 --> 00:01:36,080And I told him he was like, oh, known for what?4500:01:36,080 --> 00:01:36,960What am I missing?4600:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,720Being controlling?4700:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,920Oh, is that what you're asking?4800:01:39,920 --> 00:01:44,400Being a me-man, you woman, kind of, sort of.4900:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,520That's perfect.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about our different social habits and whether we prefer to be around people or be alone. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We got into a ton of NBA and MBL talk. We had some follow up calls and emails about our LTOT ratings we did yesterday. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out in Puerto Rico for a hilarious new bit that ended up being a fail for him in the end. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks! CLIP OF THE DAY: Not No Damn Peppermint 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,480Because I had the last from the past from a Canadian guy well French Canadian200:00:05,480 --> 00:00:13,320He was a goalie that I hooked up with a very long time ago who just sent me a friend request on Facebook and300:00:13,320 --> 00:00:17,140He introduced400:00:17,140 --> 00:00:25,840You see the one that I was gonna ask you first. Yeah, really I was like 22 or 23500:00:27,120 --> 00:00:34,060Now you were on the receiving in or the other end both ends of that okay, you know reciprocal600:00:34,060 --> 00:00:37,320Who's reciprocal EA700:00:37,320 --> 00:00:42,480EA sports the way he was talking slow like he was go skip around it800:00:42,480 --> 00:00:46,840Very sophisticated900:00:46,840 --> 00:00:53,96022 yeah, learned it's very kind of him were you afraid were you like?1000:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,720You always been a gamer, but you were young yeah, I was like a little weird at out1100:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,760I was like this is normal as it was just don't totally like a euro thing1200:01:02,760 --> 00:01:12,200Recognized and you know not as taboo1300:01:12,200 --> 00:01:16,040There's no better feeling1400:01:16,040 --> 00:01:23,420Then then it's almost like a you know that feeling when you eat like a peppermint or something1500:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,640That's what it's like down there1600:01:25,640 --> 00:01:32,520Do you want to know do you see an apeperment though, but that's what you could imagine with the1700:01:32,520 --> 00:01:38,240Damn peppermint
TODAY on the show we started off talking about our different social habits and whether we prefer to be around people or be alone. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We got into a ton of NBA and MBL talk. We had some follow up calls and emails about our LTOT ratings we did yesterday. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out in Puerto Rico for a hilarious new bit that ended up being a fail for him in the end. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks! CLIP OF THE DAY: Not No Damn Peppermint 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,280Dee was explaining to us why he believes and he's trying to use200:00:04,280 --> 00:00:13,480she's really trying to dig deep and really feel what he might feel if his wife ended up cheating on him with another woman300:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,560and he says that he would not be upset400:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,320We have her on the air how you doing Miss Sassy see?500:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,560I'm doing great600:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,200Now you pretty much her territory give the explanation700:00:23,200 --> 00:00:28,800I said that I would not be mad if I called you cheating with a woman800:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,800when he be upset do you think?900:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,800Yeah do you really think he's saying telling the truth that he wouldn't be upset?1000:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,320I'm the best hard to say I don't know1100:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,880My point is cheating is cheating and the sneaking around and lying about it1200:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,320and you know not being upfront about it that's what would piss me off1300:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,120Just give me another aka double standard D1400:00:49,120 --> 00:00:56,240as long as my wife is still treating me like she's you know she treats me1500:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,560She loves me we're intimate but it's not for me to be like anymore1600:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,720I will make how do you know?1700:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,240Cos she has affections for another1800:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,320so you can't have affection for two people?1900:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,560We know we just talk about affection2000:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,720Yeah with affections for one more2100:01:12,720 --> 00:01:17,360Say like Dee was just you know hitting it with the dude next door2200:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,400and why did I get to be in one there?2300:01:20,400 --> 00:01:26,960and you catch her with this guy and they're doing all guys a crazy sex2400:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,400I would tell her to leave me2500:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,400you know and all that stuff2600:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,440but everything at home is the same2700:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,200how would you feel about that?2800:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,800Uh oh no I got to go he can't have that right there2900:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,400I'm sorry3000:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,040I wouldn't even suppose to be in this baby3100:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,000Oh you were in it3200:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,920I legitimately and I've told him I say I'm trying to be mad3300:01:47,920 --> 00:01:54,240but excuse me that emotion is not in me if I find you with a beautiful woman3400:01:54,240 --> 00:01:58,080so what we've learned today is sassy see go for it3500:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,080all right in here I will3600:02:00,080 --> 00:02:04,960so glad we had this talk
TODAY on the show we started off talking to Lex about his Go Cleanse and how much of a better mood he was in because he got to eat. We played some audio from the 24 hour hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We talked to comedian Jamie Lissow about his upcoming comedy tour. We also finally got into RATING some of our listeners who sent in their photos and used our brand new LTOT rating system. We finished up talking about fast food and marketing "road fries." TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! CLIP OF THE DAY: Current Mates Don't Wanna Hear About Exs 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,540I found out last night I have three years worth of stories.200:00:03,540 --> 00:00:04,820- Oh, I'm--300:00:04,820 --> 00:00:05,820- Just on my life.400:00:05,820 --> 00:00:08,440I went to tell Rhonda's story and she's like,500:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,580"Yeah, I know.600:00:09,580 --> 00:00:11,180Yes, I've heard that."700:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,820Yeah, you told me that one before.800:00:12,820 --> 00:00:13,980You know?900:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,420Oh, my wife even made that too.1000:00:15,420 --> 00:00:19,320And I was like, "Okay, I gotta come up with stuff to talk about."1100:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,180- I just embellish it next time.1200:00:21,180 --> 00:00:22,180(laughing)1300:00:22,180 --> 00:00:23,860You gotta go out and have a life.1400:00:23,860 --> 00:00:26,820So what was the story that you overtold apparently?1500:00:28,180 --> 00:00:30,540- About one of my exes.1600:00:30,540 --> 00:00:33,300- Oh, maybe she's just tired of hearing about the exes.1700:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,700- Well, I don't talk about the exes a lot.1800:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,980- Okay, even once this too much, I'm sorry.1900:00:37,980 --> 00:00:38,820- Is it?2000:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,660Okay.2100:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,340But it was part of the conversation.2200:00:41,340 --> 00:00:43,500It was part of the conversation she started.2300:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,660And I was finishing.2400:00:45,660 --> 00:00:47,060- Okay.2500:00:47,060 --> 00:00:49,540- I laughed 'cause I went through that years ago2600:00:49,540 --> 00:00:52,580and then I realized, okay, there's certain stories2700:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,620that can be reminisced upon.2800:00:54,620 --> 00:00:59,020I knew it was over for certain stories with me and slow motion2900:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,140and Lisa around my wife.3000:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,300- Oh yeah.3100:01:01,300 --> 00:01:04,300- And she let me have it one night3200:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,740after he left the house and went to the hotel.3300:01:06,740 --> 00:01:09,460She was like, "I'm sick of damn tired of that!"3400:01:09,460 --> 00:01:12,320- "Mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time,3500:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,940mimilin' a time that girl, mimilin' a time this girl."3600:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,100I don't wanna hear that, babe.3700:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,620- I'm like, "Okay, babe, I'm sorry.3800:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,620I got you, I'm sorry."3900:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,900It won't have a no more.4000:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,580But I didn't have time to tell slow motion.4100:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,980So like a couple of days later,4200:01:27,980 --> 00:01:30,100we were sitting there, he was drinking on a bin.4300:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,780He just said, "Hey, the van, man,4400:01:32,780 --> 00:01:33,860you remember that time that girl?"4500:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,260I'm like, "Oh, no."4600:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,100(screaming)4700:01:37,100 --> 00:01:37,940- No.4800:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,540- I can't give it any more, I can't sign.4900:01:39,540 --> 00:01:42,140Grimmin' that time, remember that time.5000:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,700'Cause I ain't had time to tell him,5100:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,620"Hey, man, we need a chill out on that."5200:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,460(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off by talking a bunch of sports. We also played some phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We got an update from LEX who did his first weigh in since he started Go Cleanse and had a ton of other participants from the Summer Time Fine challenge call in to tell about their weigh ins. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into a bunch of "hypotheticals!"TOMORROW on the show we RATE our listeners on how hot they are! We also had on special guest comedian Jamie Lissow.CLIP OF THE DAY: Women Do The Most 2 Get What They Want 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,700I saw a viral video of a guy who had a ring camera on their driveway and it's the woman asking the husband could you help me with this and have a200:00:13,700 --> 00:00:19,900Jeep and you could take the door off and it's her going could you help me with the thing and he's like all right comes out does it300:00:19,900 --> 00:00:28,400and then I looked at the ring camera when I'm not there and it's her just taking the door off no problem taking the top off no problem400:00:28,400 --> 00:00:37,780when the guy's there he's got to do it pretty good it's so true I get the business sometimes because I don't help500:00:37,780 --> 00:00:45,840ronda load her car up in the she like stays I was like who did this for you when you were by yourself what do you mean by that600:00:45,840 --> 00:00:56,480do you know like this heavy bag with a computer in it and all you're saying yeah see you're looking bad is what you're doing700:00:56,480 --> 00:01:02,840I was looking bad I know DNI are both getting what do you mean you're not helping out to the car with the thing I help her a lot800:01:02,840 --> 00:01:12,800okay she helps me a lot sometimes and you know something gets lost in the translation you know and I am totally unaware900:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,080of my surrounding sometimes
TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps. We went into dept about the US Open and also announced our Sports Picks winner. Lex was on Cleanse Day 2 and talked about how his cleanse has been going so far. We talked about some of our unfulfilled sexual fantasies. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We did our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show do some more "Hypothetical Questions!"CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Did A Man Thang 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,600I um, I fixed a freezer. Yeah.200:00:03,600 --> 00:00:08,280Pulled the door off a little bit freezer, pulled all that crap out of there.300:00:08,280 --> 00:00:14,960And the big sheet of ice under there, I looked in a guy on YouTube with the same model,400:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,560how you'd, you know, defrost or whatever, something in the back left corner.500:00:19,560 --> 00:00:23,720I did all that, you know, almost got the whole sheet of ice to the sink,600:00:23,720 --> 00:00:28,880but now it broke in half and then I had to clean it up and put the door back on.700:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,280You did a man thing.800:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,280It did man thing.900:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,560That's good.1000:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,240She was delighted.1100:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,160Yeah.1200:00:35,160 --> 00:00:35,640Come on.1300:00:35,640 --> 00:00:39,960You know, it's like she would have had to pay for a refrigerator repairman to come out.1400:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,360She went off and had a drink with a friend.1500:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,760I'm like, yeah, I hear.1600:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,160Oh, nice.1700:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,240Although she had to help me put the door back on it was heavy.1800:00:48,240 --> 00:00:56,920I needed to steady it while she guided it into the slot.1900:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,400Just leave that.2000:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,120Yeah, that was bad.2100:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,960Whoopsie.
TODAY on the show we started off with some Dad Jokes. We also played a bunch of phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We talked about what plans we have going on for the weekend. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We all took turns rating each other on our looks and personalities. Dee told us about how he got his nickname "Lie Boy." We also got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for SPORTS PICKS! MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!CLIP OF THE DAY: I Have Bad Shirts 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,240What did Nala say to Simba in bed?200:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,360It's Nala.300:00:04,360 --> 00:00:04,860Nala.400:00:04,860 --> 00:00:05,700Whatever it is.500:00:05,700 --> 00:00:07,920What did Nala say to Simba in bed?600:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,420Musasa.700:00:09,420 --> 00:00:10,420Um.800:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,680Yeah, pretty close.900:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,420Mufasa.1000:00:12,420 --> 00:00:12,920Mufasa.1100:00:12,920 --> 00:00:13,920Mufasa.1200:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,160[LAUGHTER]1300:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,160My god.1400:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,160Mufasa.1500:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,160Mufasa.1600:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,160By the way.1700:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,160Mufasa.1800:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,200[SPLATCH]1900:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,080Ew.2000:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,160I got a dirty one, but I can't tell it.2100:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,800I have to wait to Monday on Sunday.2200:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,160It is, I like it, it's hilarious.2300:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,040No, I can't.2400:00:33,040 --> 00:00:33,540Do it.2500:00:33,540 --> 00:00:35,000The whole thing would have to be dumped.2600:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000That sucks.2700:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000Yeah.2800:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000I would have to hit 10 or 10.2900:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000Why don't you even bring it up?3000:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000Now we're sad.3100:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000I'm glad you were saying that--3200:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,48030 jokes on Monday on Sunday.3300:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,360You just ruined the show, and it's like--3400:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,360Yeah, it wasn't.3500:00:45,360 --> 00:00:45,360--I can't.3600:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,320--show destruction right there.3700:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,160Thanks a lot.3800:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,600You're right, setting.3900:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,100Yes.4000:00:50,100 --> 00:00:50,600Dirty.4100:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,760I'm not going to get over it.4200:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,280I wasn't.4300:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,440Still in-- still in.4400:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,360I wasn't.4500:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,840I told you yesterday I wouldn't be.4600:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,840[SPLATCH]4700:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,280It makes strong, D. I'm on your side.4800:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,560Thank you.4900:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,480I'm not.5000:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,760Unfortunately, we can't see you.5100:01:05,760 --> 00:01:12,960I'm sorry, he sent me up to you.5200:01:12,960 --> 00:01:13,960I didn't say that.5300:01:13,960 --> 00:01:20,680You guys think I six minutes into a clans,5400:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,840and he's running these jokes.5500:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,880I ran him before.5600:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,720He runs him, too.5700:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,560We don't care.5800:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,360We're all bound--5900:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,120Oh, no.6000:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,280I wouldn't run him if you wouldn't run him.6100:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,280Oh, god.6200:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,280Oh, god.6300:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,280Oh, god.6400:01:33,280 --> 00:01:33,780Oh, god.6500:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,640OK, well, let's do that.6600:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,760The slate is clean right now.6700:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,320What if the first person that makes a bad joke loses a point?6800:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,320I got him with that.6900:01:41,320 --> 00:01:41,820OK.7000:01:41,820 --> 00:01:44,360So many times, he comes in--7100:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,360He comes in.7200:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,680He comes in here with a shirt that can't go all the way down7300:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,800over his belly, and I don't say nothing.7400:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,880Well, I have bad shirts.7500:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,520No, you don't.7600:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,760You've got a bad belly.7700:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,560I have bad shirts.7800:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,560I have bad shirts.7900:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,560I have bad shirts.8000:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,560I have bad shirts.8100:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,400OK, you know what?8200:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,840I've got to get you down.8300:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,040That's a great excuse.
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about legendary and classic radio stations. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24 Hour Hotline. We also had special guest, very special for Lex specifically, Chris Doering on the show to talk some sports and Gator history. Dee told us about a scary moment he had with a "man frog" on his porch. We also played a hilarious round of Identity Theft! TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: How Many Times Have You Been In LOVE 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,080And it's weird, you know, it's the thing thing, he confided in me one time.200:00:04,080 --> 00:00:08,160He really thought he would never be able to like be in love.300:00:08,160 --> 00:00:14,040You know, because he thought he had crossed the line of the way he viewed women400:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,000or how easy it was for him to get out of that.500:00:17,000 --> 00:00:17,560Whatever.600:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,440Mentally he was 10 years old.700:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,280Yeah.800:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,160But he's put it together, man.900:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,240But Tane has actually been in love twice.1000:00:24,240 --> 00:00:28,240When he knew his present love and that one love that broke his heart.1100:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,440Yeah, that was funny.1200:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,880I bet it's more than that.1300:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,320Oh, no, man.1400:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,360How many times have you guys been in love?1500:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,360Do you know?1600:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,360Every time.1700:00:36,360 --> 00:00:43,840I have to say that I was a fall quicker for a while.1800:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,960If a girl said, Hey, you cute.1900:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,800Oh, my God.2000:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,560I love you.2100:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,040Yeah.2200:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,720No, that liked me.2300:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,000I loved them.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about dirty songs. We played some audio from our 24 hour hotline. We got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We did some Sarah B Trending. Lex and Dee called out a radio sports show host that they both hate and this turned into several segments of call outs and apologies. We talked about how social we each are and how one of us is really starting to enjoy talking to people. We also gave advice to one of our female P1s about what to do in her sex-less marriage. TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday! CLIP OF THE DAY: Why Would You Look At That 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,480How often do dogs attack other dogs into dog part?200:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,800You know not much, not much really.300:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,240Because I fell into a dog park attack algorithm yesterday.400:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,600And...500:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,200You mean your dog or the fallen two?600:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,040Well somebody sent me one.700:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,040Well let's give it with your dog job.800:00:18,040 --> 00:00:24,760And it was this old lady who had a little...900:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,080Might've been a shesoo.1000:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,920Get attacked by this big dog and I felt so sorry.1100:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,160She was like, "Stop now!"1200:00:32,160 --> 00:00:37,040And the little girl or me just been a woman that looked like a little girl was little1300:00:37,040 --> 00:00:41,080could not get the dog off the other dog.1400:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,080A dude came up...1500:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,360I felt sorry but not sorry for the dog, the big dog.1600:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,560Because he came up and kicked that dog in his side and he...1700:00:48,560 --> 00:00:54,560But he was gonna kill that little dog if he wouldn't have got him...1800:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,560Oh I mean he locked me, he was just like shaking him.1900:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,560What was the dog's owner doing?2000:01:00,560 --> 00:01:07,080Pulling, the dog's owner had the thing like trying to pull but she was literally laying2100:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,080back.2200:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,920No I mean the dog's owner, the big dog.2300:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,160That's what the big dog was doing.2400:01:13,160 --> 00:01:23,160No no.2500:01:23,160 --> 00:01:34,160Oh my god.2600:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,140Why would you watch this though?2700:01:37,140 --> 00:01:44,140I wanted to see if the dog was gonna get away.
TODAY on the show we started off by having an impromptu show meeting about whether or not we should cancel one of our ongoing bits. Sarah B explained why a lot of women are going for younger guys now. We played some audio from our 24 hour Hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We had on special guest Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl on to talk about the 85th annual STURGIS Motorcycle Rally. Dee told us about some hate mail he got for talking about Ian. We also played several rounds of Lex's "Stupid Little Quiz" for points. TOMORROW on the show we have "Identity Theft"CLIP OF THE DAY: Guys Suck Sometimes100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,160I said this surprise getting some coffee and in front of me in line was a pretty good look a guy200:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,520You know fit everything else with his300:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,400I assume girlfriend400:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,640Mm-hmm in front of him. They're ordering she on the look scale500:00:18,640 --> 00:00:27,200She's a few ticks below him and they order they go to pay and she's digging in her purse to get something and the guys600:00:27,840 --> 00:00:32,800They had a backpack on and this backpack fell and he kind of grabbed his backpack and she went oh700:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,800Are you paying this time? And he just stood there and stared at her and800:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,040She just900:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,200continued to dig for her wallet and pay1000:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,720Wow that could look in this don't have to pay1100:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,840I barely1200:00:47,840 --> 00:00:53,440Just for me. I don't really sad for the girls should have gone over there and paid for it1300:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,680But I did notice me like you said the difference that they had going1400:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,480She knows you got to do to keep him1500:01:00,480 --> 00:01:07,200You should have went over and said obviously George Clooney here doesn't have any money. Would you like me to buy your breakfast?1600:01:07,200 --> 00:01:16,640George Clooney here you know what obviously Brad Pitt doesn't know how to put his hands in his pocket1700:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,240Obviously Tom Cruise wants to cruise without paying1800:01:21,040 --> 00:01:25,120Obviously Pedro Pascal doesn't know what a dollar is1900:01:25,120 --> 00:01:30,960Doesn't know what a peso is
TODAY the show started off with a bang as we recapped what we all got up to over the weekend and one person in particular very much surprised us. We talked about the NHL playoffs and some surprising NFL trades and signings. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next round of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have Lex hosting the QUIZ! Plus a meeting about one of our staple bits. CLIP OF THE DAY: You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk '100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,600ever since I was a teenager, there's something about me that whoever I'm seeing wants me to ride in a car with them somewhere200:00:07,600 --> 00:00:14,640and how are you supposed to answer? You're putting a no-in scenario. It's like, hey, you want to ride along?300:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,880Not really. Looks bad.400:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,240It's like, you don't want to spend no time with them. It does.500:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,160Like all you want to do is eat, sleep, drink, and have sex with them.600:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,520Nothing else. That's right.700:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,520Not bad options, really.800:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,480What is the odd couple's name?900:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,480Felix and Oscar.1000:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,680Oscar, yeah.1100:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,520Yeah, I should just move in together.1200:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,800Yeah, we're perfect.1300:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,920Yeah, I wouldn't have to go like, nowhere with each other.1400:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,240You would have your time to create and manifest things.1500:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,640Like, you would have a time to watch TV, sleep, and eat, you know?1600:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,840Just have some girls.1700:00:49,840 --> 00:00:55,760Just have some girls over every night in the bank and then send them on their way.1800:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,320It likes? It's a hell of a pitch.1900:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,320[laughs]2000:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,120There's only three things I do.2100:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,800I'm talking about the things I could do by not doing that.2200:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,040Oh. What would you like to do?2300:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,080I mean, lately, Dee's right. That's kind of what I do of it.2400:01:12,080 --> 00:01:18,400Before I, you know, had some fetish years, I used to like to go places, walk malls,2500:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,640walk anywhere, really, just to walk.2600:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,160[laughs]2700:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,640Yeah, I don't want to walk anymore either.2800:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,080What are you-- [crow caws]2900:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,200over there about?3000:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,400[laughs]3100:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,200You know, he fat man that can walk is out of nothing.
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about a girl in the dance class that Dee and Lex attended who is getting a lot of likes and attention for being thicc which led to the talk of body types and double standards. Dee then cleared the room with a disgusting fart which led to an argument over the present game. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we had Taint join us from Puerto Rico to try and find Sarah a husband. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's Idea Fell Short with the Show 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,760You weren't around when I was talking about this.200:00:01,760 --> 00:00:03,560I have this idea that I want to do,300:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,080where I'm just going to be sitting there400:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,720streaming live and not saying a word500:00:07,720 --> 00:00:11,280and have a phone number up on the screen.600:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,200And if anybody calls, just have some conversations.700:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,400I have no plan.800:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,600I've got nothing.900:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,200I'm just gonna sit there.1000:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,120It might work.1100:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,040Talking to Sherry sometimes isn't fun.1200:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,880What is it gonna be called?1300:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,200I don't have a name for it.1400:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,840Can you talk to me because I'm tired of talking to my wife?1500:00:31,840 --> 00:00:38,920Yeah, I just like call it maybe something like connection1600:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,120or something where you know,1700:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,960I want to really connect with people.1800:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,200I know that sounds weird or pathetic.1900:00:44,200 --> 00:00:49,880Sounds like you got no free is and I know you got no free is.2000:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,480But it sounds like I do.2100:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,840I want to connect with other people, you know?2200:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,200Make it like a theme.2300:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,840You can call it talk me and you could make a share of it.2400:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,160You guys all son.2500:01:00,160 --> 00:01:05,280This is why I have no other idea to speak to me.2600:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,400Connect to me.2700:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,400Yeah.2800:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,640Conversate me.2900:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,640Okay.3000:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,160All right.3100:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,160Hate me.3200:01:12,160 --> 00:01:12,920Okay.3300:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,080You guys have fun?
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of NHL and NBA talk. We also continued to argue about Terry's dog shirt and whether or not it makes sense. We took some phone calls which included a long overdue catch up with one of our favorite regulars. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Terry told us about some new crazy AI features that are emerging. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN for some crazy point movement. TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Was In Attack Mode...No One Was Safe 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000I just super tasted something and I'm so surprised.200:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,380I didn't wanna like it and now when I go to Starbucks300:00:11,380 --> 00:00:15,720with my wife, I just get a, you know, ice double espresso.400:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,420Now I got another drink I could add.500:00:18,420 --> 00:00:19,820What is it?600:00:19,820 --> 00:00:24,660A iced matcha with almond milk, ice matcha latte.700:00:24,660 --> 00:00:28,380Man, why don't you just say ice (beep)800:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,040(laughs)900:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,440- I said (beep)1000:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,780- Don't Sarah, you came back to back them?1100:00:33,780 --> 00:00:37,100- Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry,1200:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,440- Why don't you just say that?1300:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,280- No.1400:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,640- This is a guy who ripped my dog me shirt1500:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,320and he drinks latte matcha things.1600:00:45,320 --> 00:00:49,720- Terry, I even said this to Sarah when she was ordering it.1700:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,360I say, you know, I'll try one because guys that I think1800:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,960quote unquote are cool, masculine, they drink 'em too.1900:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,360And I'm like, what's the fuss about?2000:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,280I'm like, yeah, that's my little idol.2100:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,180- Better get on the mod train before it leaves you2200:01:03,180 --> 00:01:04,180at the station, Terry.2300:01:04,180 --> 00:01:05,680- And there's lots of benefits,2400:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,540like it promotes weight loss, protects your liver,2500:01:08,540 --> 00:01:09,380heart, health.2600:01:09,380 --> 00:01:10,220- Oh, it seems like it's working.2700:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,060- Brain, brain, brain.2800:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,820- I dropped but one, Terry.2900:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,020- He already looks like it's working.3000:01:14,020 --> 00:01:14,860(laughs)3100:01:14,860 --> 00:01:15,700- Lex over there.3200:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,960- I know, I know you are still dog me, her.3300:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,900- And on the mod you're still dog me, her, so you are attacking.3400:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,660- I'm a, I am a tack mode all morning.3500:01:24,660 --> 00:01:26,300- I'm just drinking one.3600:01:26,300 --> 00:01:28,140- Here's what you're not gonna hear out of me.3700:01:28,140 --> 00:01:32,420- This is gonna be a triple excel dog me shirt.3800:01:32,420 --> 00:01:35,740- 'Cause you wouldn't fit into it, you need a 5X.3900:01:35,740 --> 00:01:38,380- You wanna order that either.4000:01:38,380 --> 00:01:43,560- This is gonna be a good day today.
100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,520Why emergency break day?200:00:01,520 --> 00:00:06,280I got stuck in a car wash this weekend and they had to stop the whole thing.300:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,280Hold on, we got it.400:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,280Hold on.500:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,280Do we have time?600:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,280Why are we doing this now?700:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,280Why are we doing this now?800:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,280I will make it a section.900:00:16,280 --> 00:00:22,680Basically, I cannot fit in car washes anymore because I have really big tires, but there's1000:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,680one my mom goes to.1100:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,000So I was like, so excited.1200:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,920I really, I hate washing my Jeep manually because I'm just a lazy bitch.1300:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,840And the guys like, yeah, there's the best in the list about his car wash.1400:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,400I'm like, cool.1500:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,000So then I went and I hate getting on that little line too.1600:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,040It always makes me nervous, but I got there.1700:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,640So we were going through and everything was going swimmingly.1800:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,400And so I was in and I was in the middle of it.1900:00:43,400 --> 00:00:49,120I already gone through the first part and then all of a sudden it was like, to tune, to2000:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,120tune, to tune.2100:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,680And I felt like it lifted my Jeep and it was like, go, go, go, go, I was going left or2200:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,680right.2300:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,680I'm like, what's happening?2400:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,680What?2500:00:57,680 --> 00:01:04,160I know, I know, I know, I know, I know what to do with my mom.2600:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,000My mom was in the passenger scene.2700:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,600She's freaking out so she starts honking the horn.2800:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,760Oh, that's going to happen.2900:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,040It did because they knew something was wrong.3000:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,880So they stopped the entire car wash and all these people had to run in and what happened3100:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,840was it was those really big long like ribbon brushes and they got stuck in the front3200:01:21,840 --> 00:01:22,840of my stinger.3300:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,000So I got wrapped all around the front of that and it was like lifting my Jeep up and3400:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000like left and right.3500:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,880So they had to get it out of there and then pushed me past that part or I drove past that3600:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,480part and then it went back on again.3700:01:35,480 --> 00:01:40,120I was like, and like these giant alarms going off.3800:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,680My mom thought it was hilarious because we had another instance, like a couple of years3900:01:43,680 --> 00:01:48,000ago where she was trying to go in the car wash and her Jeep was too tall.4000:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,120So she like stopped the entire line and moved every car to get her out of there and I was4100:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,120dying laughing.4200:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,640And this was like absolute payback.4300:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,400So my car was covered in soap.4400:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,120They had to like manually finish it.4500:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,620(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off by recapping a fight that we had last week on the show over the word of the day. We also got into some sports talk and took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Word of the Day. We talked about the upcoming 33 day Go Cleanse challenge and how Lex is gonna be participating. Terry finally revealed his top secret "Dog" shirt that he's been holding onto for some time. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also did a few epic segments of Dee singing "White Rock." TOMORROW on the show we have SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN.CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah's Jeep Got Stuck In A Car Wash & The Things These 8th Graders Said 2 Their Teacher 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,120Um, I got this uh, eighth grade teacher.200:00:03,120 --> 00:00:10,120She uh, I guess she cataloged a lot of the things that were said to her during the eighth grade school year, you know, we're in summer.300:00:10,120 --> 00:00:14,080I think pretty much maybe across the nation now we're in summer with everybody.400:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,520Some of the stuff these kids said to her.500:00:16,520 --> 00:00:21,760I mean, it's brutal, it's funny, and then some of it makes no sense.600:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,080Alright, here we go.700:00:23,080 --> 00:00:30,320Things that my eighth graders have said to me, are you in therapy?800:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,320You seem like the type.900:00:32,320 --> 00:00:37,320[Laughter]1000:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,320It's a good start.1100:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,320Why was it say that to somebody?1200:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,520Oh, God.1300:00:42,520 --> 00:00:50,800A student got the answer right and yelled, "Yah, I felt that one in my nuggets."1400:00:50,800 --> 00:00:57,400[Laughter]1500:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,720I mean, Smirks, she has on her face like she really wants to laugh and that one.1600:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,080I'm so glad she's writing these down.1700:01:04,080 --> 00:01:08,160Your pants look like trash bags sewn together.1800:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,920Ha ha, trash bag pants.1900:01:10,920 --> 00:01:20,720[Laughter]2000:01:20,720 --> 00:01:26,120I don't get why you write so much on my rough draft.2100:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,560I'm not reading all that bra for real for real.2200:01:29,560 --> 00:01:34,560[Laughter]2300:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,800She's got her shirt on.2400:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,040We are so screwed.
TODAY on the show we started off as we always do on a Monday with some weekend recaps! We also got into some MLB and NBA talk and announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received brand new PRIDE Word of the Day! We got into some Sarah B Trending. Dee and Lex talked about their experience going to Sarah's dance class. We got into some Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show Dee sings WHITE ROCK!CLIP OF THE DAY: He Forgot His Old Man Pills 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,400Hey, you're in Lexington, Terry.200:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,200Good morning, Sydney.300:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,200No.400:00:05,200 --> 00:00:10,800Oh, I went to CACDC and I didn't grow it when you liked that.500:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,800Did you have a good time overall?600:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,600I wrote.700:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,800We had a great time.800:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,600I went with Brad.900:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,500He's only 10 years older than me,1000:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,200but I looked like 30 years younger.1100:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,800I was surprised.1200:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,800[LAUGHTER]1300:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,800Is that miserable?1400:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,100You are adorable.1500:00:29,100 --> 00:00:30,400Did he drive?1600:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,400He drove the two-hole to drive.1700:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,400He didn't.1800:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,400We ride the motorcycle.1900:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,200I couldn't.2000:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,900We went to William Nelson.2100:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,900Oh, my God.2200:00:38,900 --> 00:00:43,300He'd better to stage A, and he took me to CACDC or Barrel in Parkway.2300:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,300Oh, yeah.2400:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,700Yeah, Roe Vance.2500:00:45,700 --> 00:00:46,900Oh, man.2600:00:46,900 --> 00:00:51,800We had an Airbnb, and he wouldn't even do anything with me.2700:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,300Why?2800:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,700Did you want him to?2900:00:53,700 --> 00:00:58,700I was up into the situation, but he forgot his old man,3000:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,300and he drove.3100:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,300[LAUGHTER]3200:01:02,300 --> 00:01:05,300[LAUGHTER]3300:01:05,300 --> 00:01:07,300[LAUGHTER]3400:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,300[INAUDIBLE]3500:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,300[INAUDIBLE]3600:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,800That's got to be a touch.3700:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,500No, he didn't get his web satirac, either.3800:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,100[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off by taking a trip down memory lane about past gifts we were given and sports camps that we attended. Lex told us all about his new child neighbors that he can't stand and why he wants to move away. We got our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also TAINT THURSDAY and for the first time in a while we did some SAY YOUR LINES the "Happy Gilmore" edition!TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee's Wife Hung Him Out 2 Dry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000I'm excited, this will be great.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000Y'all are coming to class with me.300:00:04,000 --> 00:00:09,000You're dead to me, Dee.400:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000What do, what do, what do, what do, what do?500:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000[laughs]600:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,000[laughs]700:00:17,000 --> 00:00:29,000Why, why, why, why, why you make me dead? [laughs]800:00:29,000 --> 00:00:34,000Because you, it's so happily invited her to join you in your misery, because you already committed.900:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000This is going to be good, and now that my wife is out of school, we may be able to do this, you know, at least twice a month.1000:00:36,000 --> 00:00:43,000I know, I don't know, Sassy, see, all that well, but I know her well enough to know I don't think she wants to do this.1100:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000No, no, no, my wife will be willing to go.1200:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000There's only one way to find out about her exuberance.1300:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000Oh, all right, pop, pop, pop, I'm calling for you, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you jump ten of you.1400:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000Yeah, I want to hear, I want to hear how excited she is.1500:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000She is fine with it.1600:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000She, she, she's phase one, phase two.1700:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000Is she even know about it yet?1800:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000Yes!1900:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000Hi.2000:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000Hey, baby, on the radio, no cursing.2100:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000What's up?2200:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000Lex?2300:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000[laughs]2400:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000Thanks.2500:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000That you're not.2600:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000No, no, I'm preface the question, just ask her, she's excited.2700:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000Okay, are you excited about going to the dance tonight?2800:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000Oh, not really.2900:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000[laughs]3000:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000Damn, that's not me.3100:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000[laughs]3200:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000'Cause I don't know how to dance, you know this.3300:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000This is, this is going to teach you.3400:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000Okay, I love you.3500:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000Okay, okay, let's do this, let's do this.3600:01:31,000 --> 00:01:38,000I understand your fear of not knowing how to dance, but what about the fellowship, you know, seeing Sarah now,3700:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,000Rhonda and Lex are coming, you know, so to have that camaraderie, are you excited about that?3800:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000You know?3900:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000[laughs]4000:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000You just make me look so bad all the way around.4100:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000She's going though, she's going though.4200:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000It's cool, yeah?4300:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000[laughs]4400:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000Oh, baby.
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