Q105.1 Lex & Terry Minute That ROCKS!

TODAY on the show we started off with some fantasy football and baseball talk. We also got into an INSANE amount of conversation about butter which led to the creation of a butter podcast. We got into our Days of the Week and received our final SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ for points which made this very heated since it was the final day of the month. TOMORROW on the show we have more of the LEX QUIZ and some Story Poker!CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's NEW Biutter Podcast 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,920So yesterday on the show, I brought something up that I thought was just going to be a joke.200:00:05,920 --> 00:00:11,760But the further research I did on it, I think I need to act on it. And I don't know if anybody wants300:00:11,760 --> 00:00:17,280to get involved with this with me or not, but you know, they're always saying to have a very400:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,680successful something rather. You got to find your niche. Remember yesterday when I talked about500:00:21,680 --> 00:00:28,320butter? Yeah. And doing a whole podcast about butter? Why a formatted one? A podcast. And you600:00:28,320 --> 00:00:34,240tell me if there's this thing as legs or not. Maybe you start off like a little butter monologue.700:00:34,240 --> 00:00:39,920Then you can take a deep dive on the show where each week you focus on a certain type of butter,800:00:39,920 --> 00:00:45,680whether it's like cultured or ghee or vegan butter or something like that, regional butter.900:00:45,680 --> 00:00:55,200This is the ultimate of niches. Yes. I think it's fantastic. I don't see it. So I'm1000:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,520taking it. You don't want part of my butter. I don't want part of it, but I wish you well.1100:00:59,520 --> 00:01:05,200I just think that there's there's something here. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And I have a name1200:01:05,200 --> 00:01:13,120for it. Take it in the butter. No. No. I think you can come up with something better. I'm sure of it.1300:01:13,120 --> 00:01:20,400If you get a sponsor, you can call them butter plugs. Love this. I love where you're going. Sarah.1400:01:21,440 --> 00:01:30,560Why? Why? If your new thing doesn't work out, I invite you to be a co-host of my butter podcast.1500:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,160Why couldn't you just wish him well?1600:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,520- Oh, we'll be done with it.

TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps including some sad family news from Terry and all of the rowdy and chaotic details from the Springfield Sub Par Classic. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had a huge announcement involving our very own Sarah B Morgan. We got into our next renditions of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We finished up by talking about cave man sex.TOMORROW on the show we have THE LEX QUIZ and STORY POKER! CLIP OF THE DAY: I'm Sorry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,280But Sarah's manifestation thing apparently it's something we can talk about in sudden death thing.200:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,600Yeah, ho!300:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,600Looking forward to that.400:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,400She's been manifested a lot of things lately.500:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,700She's a manifestor.600:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,200Yeah, everybody wants to use my services.700:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,200You can Venmo me.800:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,000I'll manifest things for you.900:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,900Manifestings is a good deal.1000:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,440I think I do pretty good on my own.1100:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,440Yeah.1200:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,440Good.1300:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,440When you feel it, you're feeling it.1400:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,440It's good.1500:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,440Yeah, not my strongest thing.1600:00:31,440 --> 00:00:37,840But things are manifest that other people would look at me like, "You stupid."1700:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,840Because I always manifest more work, more food, more plate.1800:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,040And somehow another when I manifest it happens.1900:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,040Remember that lady I told you I was talking about like Star Trek?2000:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,040You like push a button and food comes out.2100:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,040I was waiting.2200:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,540You knew this was happening, didn't you?2300:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,040You knew it was coming, didn't you?2400:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,540Sarah, you know that lady I was talking to.2500:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,940She ended up calling back, booking me yesterday afternoon.2600:01:00,940 --> 00:01:01,940Nice.2700:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,940So, there you go.2800:01:03,940 --> 00:01:07,940She was a cop.2900:01:07,940 --> 00:01:13,540I'm sorry.3000:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,540[LAUGHTER]

TODAY on the show we started off with a trip down memory lane about old and crazy times we have had working in radio and how different things are now. We also talked about douchey clubs and bottle service. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day that knocked someone out REAL fast. We finally played our interview with the lovely and talented Madelaine Petsch. We also had special guest Don Barnes from 38 Special on to talk about his big ongoing tour. We finished things up with some FOOTBALL PICKS with comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion. TOMORROW on the show we have a BEST OF Show for most stations as we do a LIVE broadcast from Q102 in Springfield!CLIP OF THE DAY: Rage Against The Snack Machine 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,840You know I'm going to the mall today.200:00:01,840 --> 00:00:02,840Yeah.300:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,340I told my wife, I say, "I'm going to the mall400:00:04,340 --> 00:00:05,460'cause I gotta find me a hatch."500:00:05,460 --> 00:00:06,980She's like, "Why are you going to the mall?"600:00:06,980 --> 00:00:08,820I was like, "cause I can probably get me700:00:08,820 --> 00:00:11,180"all black baseball cap, at least."800:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,180Right there going in the mall.900:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,580I sang been in the mall and I don't know how long, but--1000:00:14,580 --> 00:00:15,820Are you going right after the show?1100:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,140Yeah, going to the mall.1200:00:17,140 --> 00:00:18,900To get it hot, to go to Springfield?1300:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,740Possibly.1400:00:19,740 --> 00:00:21,740We want a no black hat for it.1500:00:21,740 --> 00:00:23,300Just to have one.1600:00:23,300 --> 00:00:27,860Well, look like Tom Morello and Rage Against the Machine.1700:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,540No.1800:00:29,540 --> 00:00:32,620I've had one for a while, but then the one that I had,1900:00:32,620 --> 00:00:33,620I started--2000:00:33,620 --> 00:00:34,860Rage Against the Snack Machine.2100:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,860[LAUGHTER]2200:00:36,860 --> 00:00:38,100I got it.2300:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,100Come on, dude.2400:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,300I got it.2500:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,260That was so lex of you.2600:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,860[LAUGHTER]2700:00:43,860 --> 00:00:45,340My opponent is nice.2800:00:45,340 --> 00:00:46,340[LAUGHTER]2900:00:46,340 --> 00:00:47,340I'm sorry.3000:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,340[LAUGHTER]

TODAY on the show we started off by opening a box sent to Lex by a very guilty former employee who needed to clear their conscience. We then got into our weekend recaps including an update on "The Mayor" from Sarah B aka Miss Oktoberfest. We talked about the boring NFL weekend, gave updates on our Fantasy Football teams and also announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have a brand new bit called SOUND OFF!CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put In A Chili's Amount Of Effort100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,060two guys went when rondo is moving her stuff this week and um... apparently you200:00:05,060 --> 00:00:10,160know it's a small town the the coach you know kind of uh... barters out work for300:00:10,160 --> 00:00:15,600some of the kids that want to you know like do jobs for people around the town so400:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,800the free safety and the strong safety from the denizen football team500:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,200and that they they couldn't have been600:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,200more polite harder working700:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,800just awesome dudes both of them it was nice to see800:00:28,800 --> 00:00:33,160was it their own business or did they know that the coach just coach just900:00:33,160 --> 00:00:36,240let you know people need stuff done the coach literally goes hey is anyone1000:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,640makes a money this weekend or whatever1100:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,640you know what a pretty shenanigans have ever happened1200:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,880i don't know if he's getting a cut on the side of the day i was not my next1300:00:44,880 --> 00:00:49,000question is if we see it let's eat that get off the top yeah i want to know1400:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,240you know just pay me and i'll give it to the guys1500:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,080you know rondo gave them five twenties a piece i don't know if they had to go1600:00:55,080 --> 00:01:00,960back and cut one out for the coach did ronda tip you as well because you did a1700:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,840lot of the work1800:01:02,840 --> 00:01:08,120she about me lunch at chiles1900:01:08,120 --> 00:01:13,920i guess that's even you probably put in a chiles amount of effort2000:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,760actually2100:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,840actually i have to say2200:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,720i have to say i2300:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,380deserved the same cut they did.

TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks. TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! CLIP OF THE DAY: NEW BIT - Sound Of with Terry 

TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks. TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put The LOVE in LOVESEAT100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,400You said just that I want you so bad.200:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,160I really want you now.300:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,760Hey look, stand in line.400:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,600I'll push your face into a pillow.500:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,200[laughs]600:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,560There's lots of people that want to push my face into something.700:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,640Oh, you're filled with fur out.800:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,840Usually a wall.900:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,880A turd.1000:00:18,880 --> 00:00:19,840Yeah.1100:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,240A turd.1200:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,320I want to be your couch.1300:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,680You two turds over there.1400:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,680[laughs]1500:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,120I want you to be my couch.1600:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,120Okay.1700:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,120You know what, legs doesn't count as.1800:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,120Mm-hmm.1900:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,120Beware.2000:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,120I will mount a couch.2100:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,120[laughs]2200:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,120No broyhill is safe.2300:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,120No.2400:00:42,120 --> 00:00:47,120There's all colonial ones that have the crevice in them.2500:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,120[laughs]2600:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,120You put the love and love seat.2700:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,120That's right.2800:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,120[laughs]

TODAY on the show we started off once again by hyping up the upcoming Springfield Sub Par Golf Tournament and started planning even more stuff to put on our schedule while there. We got into some NFL talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We talked about the huge success of a new band that Terry loves called DEPECHE STOVE and there were a couple of haters. We learned about the history of Dee's DJ life. We talked about hot moments and sexy hook ups at weddings and corporate parties.  TOMORROW on the show we promise to finally get to the LEX QUIZ! And we get ready to head to our appearance in Springfield! 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,380Remember when my sister got married it's like all of her bridesmaids were just smoking yeah, it's like why you run it with this crowd200:00:07,380 --> 00:00:11,480You're like the last person that's gonna get hit on out of this bunch300:00:11,480 --> 00:00:21,800Absolutely400:00:26,320 --> 00:00:30,740Listen my sister is very good addition out the same abuse so500:00:30,740 --> 00:00:37,080It was an opera and I said I was way behind in the score at that point because you know600:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,880She's in her early 20s, you know, I'm still at home700:00:41,880 --> 00:00:48,640Whatever did she found somebody that was hitting oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I gave him the business, too800:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,720It's like man you pick number eight out of this bunch900:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,440Your brother, yeah1000:00:56,440 --> 00:01:00,800Yeah, I can't get all ashamed thanks for marrying her though1100:01:00,800 --> 00:01:09,000Thanks for marrying you know, thanks never that I'd see you this day. Thanks Don1200:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000[LAUGHTER]

TODAY on the show we started off with some football and fantasy league talk. We also played some voicemails from the 24 Hour Lex & Terry Hotline. We also talked about the upcoming Sub Par Classic and all of the crazy shenanigans we have planned. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we did an epic classic... BLACK LIKE TAINT! We finished things up by making some AI podcasts about ourselves.  TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: What's In A Tootsie Roll 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000I told you when I had my, what's it called the colonoscopy?200:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,800When I did this, I noticed that I could feel them digging around in there.300:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,600And it felt cold, like a cold instrument digging around it then.400:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,240I'm going, this isn't normal. Normally I'm kind of asleep.500:00:17,240 --> 00:00:21,920And then I overheard them talking about vacation and going on vacation.600:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,520And immediately my thought was, oh, I don't have cancer.700:00:25,520 --> 00:00:30,040I didn't feel the thing, man. I woke up and, you know, the hot nurse said,800:00:30,040 --> 00:00:35,240"I really love your show," after she even spent, you know, God knows how long up my behind.900:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,080That was not fun.1000:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,640You know that she's going to be home on weekends going, "Oh, Alexa, Terry, yeah, I was,1100:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,360I put a thing in his butt to see if he had cancer."1200:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,840You know they talk about that.1300:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,520You know they do. Yes. You know that.1400:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,600You know attorneys get home and talk about their case.1500:00:49,600 --> 00:00:54,680I just knew the moment I got made that I was going to be a weekend story1600:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,440at many parties.1700:00:56,440 --> 00:01:01,000There's probably a polaroid of your weeners somewhere that they took that day.1800:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,680Yeah, that's fine. The important part was I was going to live.1900:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,680Yeah, that's the important part.2000:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,880You sure talked about my weener a lot.2100:01:12,880 --> 00:01:17,040He wonders how the lobe deals with that tutsy roll.2200:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,960What is actually in a tutsy roll? Can anybody help me?2300:01:19,960 --> 00:01:20,960Because I love him.2400:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,120There's nothing good in a tutsy roll.2500:01:23,120 --> 00:01:30,120Sugar corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, cadence, gim-milk cocoa, way soy2600:01:30,120 --> 00:01:35,520lectin and artificial and natural flavors.2700:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,520You know what? This is awesome.2800:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,200Just keep it back. Keep it back, Sarah.2900:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,200I will.3000:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,400Nothing's ever going to hurt you again.3100:01:45,400 --> 00:01:53,880Okay, Charlotte Seen.

TODAY on the show we started off by playing a ton of voicemails from the Lex & Terry 24 hour hotline and there were a LOT of trolls. We also talked more about our upcoming trip to Springfield. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got excited about a taco bar. We also did a brand new bit called STORY POKER! TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!CLIP OF THE DAY: Everybody Is An Ugly Girl On This Show 2 Somebody 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000I feel like I am the ugly girl on this show.200:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000It's thank God.300:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,500[LAUGHTER]400:00:07,500 --> 00:00:12,060I'm an ugly girl because you know how Sarah always500:00:12,060 --> 00:00:13,440make fun of you.600:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,240The hot guy can be inappropriate to you,700:00:16,240 --> 00:00:17,360and you think it's cute.800:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,400He's hot, but if the ugly guy is inappropriate to you,900:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,400you get away.1000:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,400Yeah, so awesome.1100:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,000Yeah, I'm an ugly girl on this show.1200:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,360I can do certain things, and people are like,1300:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,720"Ehh! Anyone there y'all do it?"1400:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,520But I think that goes for everybody.1500:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,200Everybody is an ugly girl on this show to somebody.1600:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,120True, yeah.1700:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,120True.1800:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,120So, you know, Sarah's an ugly girl to somebody.1900:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,800Next is an ugly girl to somebody, you know,2000:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,840Terry is.2100:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,520It just so happened that my ugly girlness went out2200:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,360and two people decided to call the voice.2300:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,360[LAUGHTER]2400:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,560All right, hey, you know what's me before you,2500:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,360we can--2600:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,360Yeah, that was it.2700:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,360That's what I say.2800:00:54,360 --> 00:00:55,360Everybody has their ugly girl, mom.2900:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,720I'm all your laughing about it.3000:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,600They should understand what they say don't--3100:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,640They don't do nothing.3200:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,000I'm still going to eat, sleep, and poop.3300:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,920You poop a lot.

TODAY on the show we started off with sports talk and also announced our Football Picks winner. We also talked about our upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the exciting things we have going on with it. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We also played several rounds of THE OPPOSITE GAME for points! TOMORROW on the show we have some "Would You Rather" situations and The Lex Quiz! CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Will Take Care of his Baby Mama 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720If I got the money and I got a baby mama, you know,200:00:03,720 --> 00:00:06,120I'ma make sure that baby mama living good.300:00:06,120 --> 00:00:10,080For two reasons, one, so my child can have the same amenities400:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,600that they have when they with me.500:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,880And number two is to make it hard on the next man.600:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,080Bitchie can't do what I do.700:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,160(laughing)800:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,360A ego pay.900:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,880(laughing)1000:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,400- Next man will just enjoy all the fruits.1100:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,040- Oh, she did.1200:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,600- But she's a little-- - I really like this big screen TV1300:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,440got you. - Oh man, yeah.1400:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,080- You sure got over on me.1500:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,880- Y'all say that what you want to, but you know women.1600:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,200Not all women, but you know women.1700:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,440- Why can't you be more like DeVale?1800:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,760He DeVale makes sure I have my Jimmy Chou's,1900:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,040my rare bottoms, eat at the best restaurants2000:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,440like French laundry.2100:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,400- Well DeVale's banging somebody else2200:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,520that obviously is much hotter than you.2300:00:50,520 --> 00:00:51,360- Yeah.2400:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,360- No, I just--2500:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,480(laughing)2600:00:53,480 --> 00:00:57,000- If you say that, I'd be like, "Get your ass out, bitch."2700:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000(laughing)2800:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,080- Yeah, go ahead and kick me out for telling the truth.2900:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,720- Uh, maybe, maybe not.3000:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,560- Oh no.3100:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,720(laughing)3200:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,560- Maybe not more hotter, but less headaches.3300:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,720- For sure.3400:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,560- That's true.

TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps including Terry telling us all about Shari's Motley Crue weekend. We also talked a lot about the NFL games we watched and gave updates on our Fantasy Football teams. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Dee told us why he is thinking about quitting social media. We each took our turn at some Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have THE OPPOSITE GAME!CLIP OF THE DAY: Weiner Talk with Lex & Terry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,080How about I was on the target out by myself,200:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,280like my wife had went to get to some detergent.300:00:06,280 --> 00:00:10,320So I went and was looking at some marital aids.400:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,080In Target, they don't have them locked up.500:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,600At least the target out was them.600:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,000- Yeah. - Marital aids in Target.700:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,360- Yeah, they got them in Walmart,800:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,480they got them all over.900:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,400- Really? - Wow.1000:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,920- I forgot they do have those at Target out.1100:00:19,920 --> 00:00:20,840Maybe I need to go buy,1200:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,320'cause as I talked about on Sudden Death recently,1300:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,160mine died.1400:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,200I cannot find the charger.1500:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,240I spent three days this weekend.1600:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,960Over 45 minutes each day looking for my charger1700:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,560and I can't find it and I'm miserable right now.1800:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,920- To me, the sorrow that hits when you have to clean out1900:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,920your gear, it just takes the sadness2000:00:40,920 --> 00:00:45,920to a level that I'm not prepared to go to.2100:00:45,920 --> 00:00:46,920- Yeah.2200:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,760- Just yet.2300:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,120- Well, I mean, in your case, it's probably not2400:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,760to be able to be used if you wait long enough.2500:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,600- What does that mean?2600:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,000- You just age out, yeah.2700:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,880Apparently you're a weiner ages out.2800:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,040- You're weiner ages out, man.2900:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,440- It's weiner, talk.3000:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,480- Yeah.3100:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,480You got used a lot more on the front end than it is on the back.3200:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,640- What does that mean?3300:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,680- It's out in real, yeah.3400:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,520- Yeah.3500:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,520(laughing)3600:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,000- Just, I think it's,3700:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,000- No, it was just super prolific and my younger years3800:01:21,000 --> 00:01:21,840and now it's like,

TODAY on the show we started off with some college football talk. Dee taught us about all the new sayings and new music that young kids are saying and listening to currently. We played some audio of other people messing up words that made us feel better. Terry informed us with a BIT of TID. We started talking about riding motorcycles in Springfield which led to us coming up with a HUGE and eccentric official RIDER for the upcoming Q102 Sub Par Classic in Springfield. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. There was also a ton of very tragic news that happened the day prior we had to go over and also remembered the tragedy of 9/11. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Football Picks and special guest Madelaine Petsch! CLIP OF THE DAY: The Lex & Terry Rider 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000That's would be an impossible rider200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,520What to get it?300:00:04,520 --> 00:00:08,840We got rent come on Honda. We want one of the what are they called Sarah trail 125?400:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,680We need we need a couple of trail 125s500:00:11,680 --> 00:00:17,360Okay, hey running shoe stores in600:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,160Springfield in700:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,400Bramson800:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,400Bramson900:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,240Where's Bramson?1000:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,480Bramson in Bramson in Republic1100:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,280We need some Sequoias1200:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,100Sock and ease okay, so I could be is yeah, we need some trees1300:00:39,100 --> 00:00:44,280There's a coin there's a tree no no, it's a cool issue I think1400:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,800Or is it is SAUC something?1500:00:47,800 --> 00:00:56,280I don't know why I was saying so cool. Yeah, what about a late text hucker that will do anything I want for free1600:00:57,800 --> 00:01:04,380Prostitution is legal you get a blow-up doll. It's not it's not prostitution if they just choose to sleep it is true1700:01:04,380 --> 00:01:08,260Yeah, if anybody got a fine wife that you don't1800:01:08,260 --> 00:01:12,320Put no some late text and give it the Terry for the weekend1900:01:12,320 --> 00:01:15,600Query's are being accepted2000:01:15,600 --> 00:01:25,520You know mine given the Terry for the weekend2100:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,440(laughs)

TODAY on the show we started off with some country western talk and played some old school PLEASE TELL ME. The mood was EXTRA goofy. We got into a lot of Fantasy Football Talk. We played a ton of hilarious voice messages that were left on our 24 Hour Hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Sub Par Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly Horoscopes. We had a sound FX war..,naturally. We also got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for some Football Picks. MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!CLIP OF THE DAY: PLEASE TELL ME with Lex 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000tell you that's much rondo was in that cattle game for a while so she knows where to go to get you know she was in the cattle game she was yeah she was um had something to do with that I don't know exactly what she did but200:00:13,000 --> 00:00:29,000think she was a what you don't ask her questions she was a leader was she no she gave she no she was not she gave me a bullfighter she kind of told me what she did you know I had something to do with with selling it or whatever but300:00:29,000 --> 00:00:53,000you know you sound like you don't care about your girl trying to put you on blast but she showed cows and FFA I don't know what she did she was in the 4-H club I'll text her and ask her what exactly she did but I'm looking bad now because she's told me you know I just don't remember the gist of it please tell me she had strong her mouth400:00:53,000 --> 00:01:10,000yes she did not please tell me she had a beller under neck no please no no but I don't think the job had anything to do with bells or under neck any other questions please tell me okay500:01:10,000 --> 00:01:35,000come on out with it please tell me that she moves around really quickly please all right she moves around really quickly no no no she moves around really quick she moves around very quickly600:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,380(laughs)

TODAY on the show we started off by talking about a guy who robbed a bank to try and get away from his wife. We then got into talking about how people who stay single seem to be happier. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We did some Sarah B Trending. We played some voice messages from our 24 Hour Lex & Terry Hotline. We talked new details about the upcoming Sub Par Classic and all got very excited. We also played a couple of rounds of Lex's POP QUIZ for points. It made us feel very stupid. TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!CLIP OF THE DAY: You're So Animated 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000As you, you know, a lot of y'all whippersnappers, you include a Sarah.200:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000This is what my daddy used to say when we used to call him.300:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000- What she doesn't have a prostate, so.400:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000- But she's still a whippersnapper.500:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000- Okay.600:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000- But when we used to call my daddy,700:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000oh, he's like, bitch, don't get mad 'cause I got a hair start in life.800:00:16,000 --> 00:00:21,000- As I continued my hair started life over a lot of these whippersnappers.900:00:21,000 --> 00:00:27,000I hear young thundercats, things happen and I immediately start thinking the worst.1000:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,000My throat a little sore hurt. I'm like, oh, man, it's so, yeah, tons of light is my tons of need to come out.1100:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000I'd be going all in the bathroom.1200:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000[HUMMING]1300:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000- You know, save that.1400:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000- Yeah, for real.1500:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000[LAUGHTER]1600:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000- Oh, y'all!1700:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000- That is gonna be...1800:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000- Yeah, almost.1900:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000[LAUGHTER]2000:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000- Okay.2100:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000Back, can we hear it, back right now?2200:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000- My tons of need to come out, my tons of...2300:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000I'd be going all in the bathroom.2400:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000[HUMMING]2500:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000[LAUGHTER]2600:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000- That is so annoying.

TODAY on the show we started off with a ton of sports talk. We got into some Fantasy Football talk as well. We played some calls from our 25 hour hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Sub Par Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked about gambling and how we all want to try our hand at bingo. We touched on the upcoming Sub Par Classic and different things we are going to try like new rooftop bars and unplanned meet and greets. We also played several rounds of Social Media Beatdown for points! TOMORROW on the show we have more of Lex's Pop Quiz! Plus phone calls from our 24 Hour Hotline!CLIP OF THE DAY: They Are A Fun Group Of People 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000stumbles across this uh... last night what profession200:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,320do you think cheats the most300:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,160and this is400:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160covering men and women500:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,760is like a broad thing or like very specific600:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,880it's very specific700:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,440but uh... i will let's800:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,480yeah it's very specific900:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,720hmm1000:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,360i'm gonna say1100:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,000the automobile business1200:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,120oh really okay1300:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,840you think they're just banging people all over the place i think they are yeah1400:00:29,840 --> 00:00:34,160it's hard to use a specific and i'm thinking like pilot engineer technology1500:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,000technology's broad though1600:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,080uh... i will accept that if you want1700:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,640i'll go technology1800:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,880technology1900:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,840details any idea2000:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,840anything dealing with health care2100:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,200or uh... maybe nightlife i don't know2200:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,280health care is a good guess2300:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,400anything dealing with health care from doctors to nurses to2400:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,680do you got it2500:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,960female nurses2600:00:55,960 --> 00:01:01,000are the the biggest group of cheaters out there i guess because there's always2700:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,400like doctors around and stuff2800:01:03,400 --> 00:01:10,440i've had some friends who are nurses and they talk about sex a lot2900:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,680they do they just do3000:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,800yeah3100:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,120they're a fun group of people

TODAY on the show we started off by talking about it OFFICIALLY being the NFL opening day and all of the exciting games being played over the weekend. This also led to some fantasy football talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We had an Oasis appreciation moment complete with a jam session. Sarah made out with a listener and gave us all of the details. We also got into some more Drunk B**ch Summer stories!TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: When You're Fat You Have To Own It 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,800Is this chick, y'all?200:00:01,800 --> 00:00:04,960I used to be in love with it, and I still kinda,300:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,320probably with Banga.400:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,520She has gotten bigger as a house.500:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,360- Oh.600:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,200- You know the girl that's saying,700:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,080"Promiscuous girl."800:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,120What's her name?900:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,360Oh, I can't think of it.1000:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,360- Wait, you're talking about Nelly for Todd?1100:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,200- Yeah!1200:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,040- She got big?1300:00:18,040 --> 00:00:18,880- What?1400:00:18,880 --> 00:00:19,720- Oh, giant.1500:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,720- Oh my God.1600:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,560- Oh, look at that.1700:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,400- Who's got that?1800:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,400- Who's got that?1900:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,760- Very, very, very.2000:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,680- They raised the she replaced drugs with food.2100:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,520- Is she sick?2200:00:27,520 --> 00:00:28,720Oh, something, I don't know.2300:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,160- I saw her in concert in Las Vegas.2400:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,440She opened up for David Gray.2500:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,880- It was a great show.2600:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,040- God, it's like, we're like Nelly tostado.2700:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,280- She is big!2800:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,160- That's surprising.2900:00:42,160 --> 00:00:43,160- Wow.3000:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,400Still sounding good.3100:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,440- And she wants to turn off the lights,3200:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,360turn off the lights.3300:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,320- I have to now.3400:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,400- But I think I would still hit that.3500:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,240(laughing)3600:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,440What I saw her in yesterday was this,3700:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,920everybody yelling at her.3800:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,800It was this black dress.3900:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,680And her thighs were all out.4000:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,960And I was like, she got some curves to be big.4100:01:02,960 --> 00:01:03,800- Wow.4200:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,920- She was lashed out and everybody about body shaming.4300:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,840- I wanna do some body taming.4400:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,200Come on over here, girl.4500:01:10,200 --> 00:01:15,200- Is it body shaming if you say, hey, yeah, they put on weight?4600:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,840- When people call me fat, it's not like I go,4700:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,480"Huh, huh?"4800:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,320Yeah.4900:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,760It's like you gotta own it, man.5000:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,280It's like, yeah, you got fat.5100:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,640(laughing)5200:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,400- It's indespirable.5300:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,480(laughing)5400:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,400- Ha, ha, I am not.

TODAY on the show we started off by going over everything that we got up to over the long Labor Day weekend. Terry got up extra early to try and see the Northern lights. Lex got sick and in turn lost more weight. Dee did a lot of DJ work and Sarah partied hard. We got tallied up last month's point totals and announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our brand new SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also did our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. TOMORROW on the show we have more Drunk B**ch Summer Stories plus a pitch from Terry that will likely start an argument!CLIP OF THE DAY: Sometimes When You Call Your Shot 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200Sometimes when you call your shot, it doesn't go the way you want.200:00:03,200 --> 00:00:07,280I feel like sometimes the best nights are when you just go into it with no expectations300:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,240and then when it's glorious, it's glorious.400:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,920That's kind of why I try to be a little pessimistic sometimes because if you call your shot500:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,760tonight, it's going to be epic.600:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,400You set a high standard and it doesn't always live in it.700:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,400That's never a good thing.800:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,400Yeah, it's like, we're going to go to Vegas.900:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,400We're going to do all of this.1000:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,400Yeah, thanks like that.1100:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400Exactly like that.1200:00:24,400 --> 00:00:29,160Well, the night started off good and we all looked awesome and it was, you know, drinks1300:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,000were being had expectations were how we called shots.1400:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,080My thing for the night was like, I'm going to make out with some random guys and I like1500:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,080that was my goal.1600:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,160We all had little goals we were going to do.1700:00:39,160 --> 00:00:45,400I think I'm just looking at all my goals and I'm supposed to do today, you know, then1800:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,400I have my little checklist.1900:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,400Now one of them has to do with that.2000:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,400Step it up.2100:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,400Me either.

TODAY on the show we started off with a bit of a war. Terry pitched an idea to us all that half were keen on and the other half...not so much. We also had some Springfield Sub Par Classic updates which led to a discussion about Dee allegedly not liking Taint. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into a lot of sports talk as everyone was excited about the start of the NFL season kicking off tomorrow night. We talked about the upcoming SNL season and the newest cast members. We also got into some more of Sarah's chaotic dating life. 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,680I did take a bath day because I'm going to be given a bath this weekend.200:00:04,680 --> 00:00:09,140And it sounds really weird and uncomfortable, but also like it'd be a great story.300:00:09,140 --> 00:00:10,480No, I'm looking forward to it.400:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,480[laughs]500:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,180That would be weird and uncomfortable.600:00:15,180 --> 00:00:16,280Yes, it would!700:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,580[laughs]800:00:18,580 --> 00:00:21,360Now, you just stole your thunder.900:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,500No matter what you're about to say,1000:00:23,500 --> 00:00:27,200will not be weird and uncomfortable at a level that we have just seen.1100:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,000That's right.1200:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,080So basically, I'm going out of town this weekend on a little trip.1300:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,080Clear the head, get some self-care in, and go.1400:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,080Right yourself?1500:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,960No, I'm going with a Jeep Club.1600:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,480So, uh...1700:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,920Sounds like a quiet, peaceful time.1800:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,420I mean, maybe some of it.1900:00:42,420 --> 00:00:43,720[laughs]2000:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,080But anyway, I'm saying it is really awesome with Del that looks like haunted,2100:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,160and they have like a spa there because you know, it's hot springs.2200:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,720And so, anyway, I'm doing this like pamper package,2300:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,320and part of it is you take a mineral bath, but they bathe you.2400:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,720So you sit in this bath and they like scrub you.2500:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,200You will like your arms, your legs, and they bathe you.2600:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,200[gasps]2700:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,200Isn't that weird?2800:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,200Isn't a guy or girl in the face?2900:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,200I don't know.3000:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,200Yeah, you might be something.3100:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,680Two-sliced Arkansas guy or?3200:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,680Uh, I don't know.3300:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,680Any of these.3400:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,680It'd be clearest.3500:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,680I know, though, though.3600:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,680Yes, fully new.3700:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,680[laughs]3800:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,680So that's weird though.3900:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,680Some dude in overalls.4000:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,680I'm going to scrub you real good.4100:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,320I feel like it's going to be weird, but I also like that kind of sounds weird and awesome,4200:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,920and like great content, so let's go for it.4300:01:24,920 --> 00:01:25,920[laughs]4400:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,920Okay.4500:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,400- Hey, Sarah, you missed his spot, cleaners?

TODAY on the show we started off with a bunch of Sports Talk as we got prepared and excited for our Lex & Terry Fantasy Football Draft happening tonight. We also got into prenup talk and men vs women and their payouts they receive after a divorce. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We asked ChatGPT for some funny name ideas for fantasy football team names. We also got into several rounds of ROUND TABLE! TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Yes I Feel Saved 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,720Do you know how hard it is though as a girl how celebrated engagements are and stuff like that to not200:00:06,720 --> 00:00:11,160Tell your friends and they keep your mind the hard thing for her to do a bit300:00:11,160 --> 00:00:16,040Maybe a few of the maybe the few of the tight circle knew I have400:00:16,040 --> 00:00:22,800Different circles of friends. I've got you know in the tight tight circle. You could probably tell a couple people some things500:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,000Other people know they'll then tell people600:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,240You guys are not in that circle700:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,640Neither were you guys800:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,280You guys would tell900:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,760I don't know if I tell I tell everybody my secrets so1000:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,640That doesn't matter1100:00:40,640 --> 00:00:47,720Younger Alexa and younger Lex may have told but older Lex will know I think you'd be the first to tell but you do it by accident1200:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,720Oh, yeah, for sure. No1300:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,480Maybe I don't know because then you're also like I don't care1400:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,880So I don't know if it really would be by accident or not1500:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,840But you absolutely would be the first to tell no1600:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,840Not what you do that. Oh1700:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,840Okay, we can't do it anymore1800:01:06,840 --> 00:01:13,280You can do it. I'm just not I'm not agreeing1900:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,920What do you think do you would be the first to tell Lex?2000:01:16,920 --> 00:01:23,760And we do it on permanent from you and what you do and and what you do it on purpose no2100:01:24,760 --> 00:01:31,680Exactly see that's the thing yeah, you're not mean or anything you just would forget and what do you mean coming from me?2200:01:31,680 --> 00:01:38,280Oh nothing, oh you mean somebody don't tell it you said it only stand no business2300:01:38,280 --> 00:01:46,400On business, we gotta break we got it. We can't we gotta say get a bit more. We do we got a break. Yes, I feel saved

TODAY on the show we started off with THE ROLL CALL, BABYYYY! We alo got into plant talk and farmers market discussions. Dee talked about young people and sports and cried on air. He also officially gave up on one of his favorite fast food restaurants. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Terry brought up a lot of "hypothetical" situations and we each took our turns answering. Dee also got into his dream of wanting the Lex & Terry Show to be inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame. 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000When I was at that damn200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,320Convenience though, you Mississippi. Oh god300:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,780And the lights just went out and I'm in there boo booing400:00:08,780 --> 00:00:13,300No, the toilet. I thought I was finniggin sex traffic500:00:13,300 --> 00:00:16,040Like the floor was just gonna open up in this hole600:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,820Underground tunnel and it gets snatched me off the toilet700:00:18,820 --> 00:00:22,780We been expecting you mister. Yeah, you're free. You're number one on their list800:00:22,780 --> 00:00:24,780But this is the bottom900:00:24,780 --> 00:00:29,780I'll tell you this real quick about that experience because I told y'all before but the funny part is I didn't realize1000:00:29,780 --> 00:00:33,940It was one of those motions since the lights so I'm just sitting there still1100:00:33,940 --> 00:00:41,260pooping I ain't got to be moving all the way and flailing my arms for the lights to be on and I'm just sitting there pooping and all of a sudden you just here1200:00:41,260 --> 00:00:47,140And it's shit black I can't see my hand in front of my face1300:00:47,140 --> 00:00:56,780I'm in here1400:00:57,780 --> 00:00:59,780My wife I signed in the car1500:00:59,780 --> 00:01:07,840You said you said you said bitch man, I think the only electricity went off and there being a rob1600:01:07,840 --> 00:01:14,580Yeah, it's just a motion sensor light. Yeah, as soon as I kind of because I didn't want to move1700:01:14,580 --> 00:01:20,060Cuz I'm like it you know and I'm scary movies you'll be standing there and it'd be somebody like this right here1800:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,100See all right in front of you1900:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,900I'm like if it's a monster right here knows the nose with me bitch you just2000:01:24,900 --> 00:01:29,100Damn cuz I am not moving people get it for you. Yeah2100:01:29,100 --> 00:01:37,500And this much happening off because he said the light I said yeah, man that day went off he said2200:01:37,500 --> 00:01:49,580You know what it had to happen to you2300:01:49,580 --> 00:01:50,580Yes!2400:01:50,580 --> 00:01:52,580Oh, good!

TODAY on the show we started off talking about football and all of the International and Overseas games that were played. Terry told us about Shari making a new friend with a very dirty nickname. We also recapped everything we did over the weekend. We announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have "Hypotheticals!" CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Just Needs Better Content 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,680This woman said they got on the cruise ship and I guess their cruise ship was out of LA somewhere200:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,800She went to Target and bought some waffle300:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,280Cones and put them in her bag400:00:11,280 --> 00:00:18,880So when she eat ice cream they could take their own cones out of their room and go put it in the waffle cones500:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,480Interesting600:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,480That's why I say this is a dumb ass hack700:00:22,480 --> 00:00:28,320And she said people been asked to be a whole day where I get my waffle cones from I said baby, I brought them on800:00:29,600 --> 00:00:35,600So why are you pushing so many in there that ain't no flex are you just doing this for attention?900:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,320I'm assuming so Sarah1000:00:38,320 --> 00:00:43,040It was so I was like1100:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,080Yeah, that's strange that's a strange flag1200:00:46,080 --> 00:00:50,640That's great to have any weed pull up Sarah. What else is your bring on board?1300:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,960And not only is she flexing1400:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,480Not only did she put this dumb ass crap on the internet1500:00:56,800 --> 00:01:02,960It has over 15,000 likes right now and over two million views1600:01:02,960 --> 00:01:08,400A bitch walking through the galley with an ice cream cone made out of waffles1700:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,960I hate the internet1800:01:12,960 --> 00:01:16,240I can't go viral but waffle cone and bitch can1900:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,840It's cuz you have some pride you're never gonna be found2000:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,600Carving something like that onto something because you're not a moron2100:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,200Clearly you need better content2200:01:25,200 --> 00:01:29,200I guess I do, Sarah. I just mind is BS.

TODAY on the show we started off with a bunch of sports talk. We also got into what we were all gonna get up to over the weekend. Terry told us about how this first week back from vacation has been tough for him. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly HOROSCOPES as we welcomed Virgo season! We once again did not get to Blues News, but did get into some hot and trending topics. We also got comedian Bruce Baum to join us for some FOOTBALL PICKS! MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Talk Nerdy to Me, Celebrity Death Pool and Mr. Skin!CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000We got into it last night a little bit, so.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000Oh, man, why?300:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000I should, you know.400:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000Just a little time.500:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000Don't say it, don't say it.600:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000I'm not saying it.700:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000I do just thank you.800:00:12,000 --> 00:00:17,000I caught her doing something that was kind of caronish,900:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000and I probably shouldn't have told her she was being a Karen.1000:00:20,000 --> 00:00:26,000Because I guess we're pretty good when we have a disagreement about name calling.1100:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,000We don't really resort to that, and if we do, if one of us calls somebody a nail,1200:00:31,000 --> 00:00:36,000you'd bitch, you know, it's usually me, you know.1300:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,000But, you know, I've done really good at taking all of that personal flair that I like so much1400:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000in a debate out of it with her.1500:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000I'll save it for you guys.1600:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000But, I've done really good at that type of stuff.1700:00:49,000 --> 00:00:57,000So, then the argument went from whatever we were talking to to the fact that I called her a Karen,1800:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000and how hurtful that was.1900:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000And I said, and this is where I channeled my inner legs,2000:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000well, don't be a Karen then.2100:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000It did go over well.

TODAY on the show we started with a theory from Lex that he came up with while watching American Ninja Warrior. We got into the art of saying NO and this somehow led to a big fight between two members on the show. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE, some of which even got a little heated! We finished things up with some sports talk. TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! We also have special guest comedian Fortune Feimster. CLIP OF THE DAY:  Lex Notices The Weirdest Things 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,240Hey, do you guys ever watch American Ninja Warrior?200:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,000Yes.300:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,200From time to time, yes.400:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,280My correct impulse was right.500:00:08,280 --> 00:00:12,720But I've made a-- I don't want to say an assessment,600:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,440but I know I'm going to get run over for this.700:00:15,440 --> 00:00:21,360But all these kids all have female parents, both of them.800:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,080I just want--900:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,280You have female parents.1000:00:23,280 --> 00:00:28,840Yeah, so it's like if you're a lesbian couple,1100:00:28,840 --> 00:00:32,640your kid has a much better chance to get on American Ninja1200:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,160Warrior than most people.1300:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,000[LAUGHTER]1400:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,800It's kind of where I'm going with it.1500:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,960[LAUGHTER]1600:00:41,960 --> 00:00:46,440I know that silly, but it's just--1700:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,480I mean, it's in the 80% tile.1800:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,060(laughs)

TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!) CLIP OF THE DAY:  Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000♪ Lex is over there talking about the woman in India with a five children ♪200:00:05,000 --> 00:00:12,000♪ And because she got a split, the hamburger five ways, he is in disgust ♪300:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000♪ Tom Bashi should have played better ♪400:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000♪ Sam Dashie shouldn't be living like that ♪500:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000♪ But Lex don't understand some time situations can be wack ♪600:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000♪ But hey, God Lex, he grew up with the ma-700:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000♪ A lot of money in his pocket ♪800:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000♪ 'Cause he had it made ♪900:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000♪ Ah, it made twice, double made ♪1000:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000♪ Yeah, it was a double made cut ♪1100:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000♪ Had his female butter and Nana sandwiches ♪1200:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000♪ Sad to him ♪1300:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000♪ All fanning him ♪1400:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000♪ Never have had a peanut butter and Nana sandwich ♪1500:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000♪ Ever ♪1600:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000♪ We're all fanning him ♪1700:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000♪ With the crust cut off ♪1800:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000♪ Never in the crust cut off ♪1900:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000♪ Never been fan-fron ♪2000:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000♪ Never cut my crust off ♪2100:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000(laughing)

TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!) CLIP OF THE DAY:  Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,620You know, let you somewhere dying of cancer200:00:03,620 --> 00:00:06,520or you missing a limb or you in an iron lung300:00:06,520 --> 00:00:10,280or you just all the, our problems are so miniscule400:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,720to what they could really be.500:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,520So that's why I'm just like, I'm only a man600:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,240'cause I got to walk an extra 75 feet700:00:18,240 --> 00:00:21,360'cause I couldn't park, you know, over there, you know.800:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,960- Yeah, when some people's donkey just died.900:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,960- Yeah, you know, oh I'm mad because this hamburger cold1000:00:28,960 --> 00:00:32,760and it's a lady that's in India somewhere with five children1100:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,600would love to split this cold ass hamburger1200:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,640between her five kids and be like,1300:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,200"Yeah, we eat it."1400:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,040- Yeah.1500:00:40,040 --> 00:00:40,880- You know.1600:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,720(laughing)1700:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,560- Yeah.1800:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,640- I have to check myself sometimes.1900:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,880- Well yeah, but if you're somebody that's splitting2000:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,760a hamburger five ways, let me check yourself.2100:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,120Maybe they can do better, you know.2200:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,160- Let's just talk about it, let's do better.2300:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,260- Get a bottle.

WE'RE BACK! TODAY was our first official day back from our 2 week Summer vacation and we were ready! We each took our turn telling several stories about what went down on each of our personal vacations. We had a Lex Versus AND a Terry Versus. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We talked about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. Terry also made Dee a 12 month DJ plan using Chat GPT.  TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!CLIP OF THE DAY:  You're Pretty Much Dating All Of Them 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,120Pretty much the whole vacation started off200:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,800with a party at the house.300:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,880Cassie was there with her guy, a Mac Cassie's guy.400:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,240Yeah, what's it you like?500:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,680I kinda liked him.600:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,520Yeah.700:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,280I was a wingman and for her.800:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,520I see, yeah, you should, man.900:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,120I didn't need to, you know, 'cause obviously1000:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,440she's doing quite well herself with the guy1100:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,000and I was just building her up, saying some stuff.1200:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,320'Cause yeah, I agree with everything you said.1300:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,400There's just one problem.1400:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,800So what said it goes?1500:00:28,800 --> 00:00:32,040I don't like some woman and Branson having say1600:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,680on my relationship.1700:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,000He said that!1800:00:35,000 --> 00:00:35,840Yes he did.1900:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,840(screaming)2000:00:37,840 --> 00:00:42,680Oh my God!2100:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,520I go, I like this guy.2200:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,920(laughing)2300:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,040- Branson, bruh.2400:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,600- Some woman in Branson having some say2500:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,720in my relationship.2600:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,720Branson.2700:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,040Oh my God.2800:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,920(laughing)2900:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,320So that was the highlights of the...3000:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,160- No, man.3100:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,000- That's a thing.3200:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,520I mean, I thought it was funny, but I'm going,3300:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,880yeah, I can see that.3400:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,560You know, when you have the tight girlfriend,3500:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,440you're pretty much dating all of them.

TODAY on the show we started off with a man down as Sarah B still wasn't feeling great and took a little extra time to rest before coming to join us in studio. We played some phone calls from the 24 hour hotline and got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. One person on the show was in an extra surly mood. It was also Taint Thursday so Taint went out for a brand new bit he tried called "Useless Conversation!"TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Terminally Special 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000Thanks, Rhonda.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,080She right you off.300:00:04,080 --> 00:00:04,840What's up?400:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,680Does she right you off when you taxes?500:00:07,680 --> 00:00:08,440She should.600:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,720Do you write me off on your taxes?700:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,280Well, you are dependent.800:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,220No, I just--900:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,960She said I am independent, so yes.1000:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,760I wanted you to thank you for participating in the Make a Wish,1100:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,680foundation and take me off my hands.1200:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,160I'm glad you finally got your wish.1300:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,600[LAUGHTER]1400:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,080Yeah, you got your wish.1500:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,320I'm still confused by this whole thing.1600:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,160What do you mean?1700:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,400Why she likes me?1800:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,400[LAUGHTER]1900:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,920Yeah, I'm with you.2000:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,080Why she likes me?2100:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,400[LAUGHTER]2200:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,720Why do you like me anyway?2300:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,840This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.2400:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,160Here we are.2500:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,320How do people like you?2600:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,000This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.2700:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,360So was the Make a Wish that I made your wish come true?2800:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,720Yes, that's what they think.2900:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,920Yes, yes.3000:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,600I think it's the other way around.3100:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,400I think I saved you from a horrible one.3200:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,480Usually those are terminal.3300:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,520What's the timeline looking like?3400:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,000Oh, he's terminally--3500:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,600He loves.3600:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,000I almost said something, but I'ma keep it.3700:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000No, you said it.3800:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,800No, I can't tell you.3900:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,640No, you can't tell me.4000:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,480No, no backs.4100:01:14,480 --> 00:01:14,960You say--4200:01:14,960 --> 00:01:15,920I can't say it.4300:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,840You can't tell me what?4400:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,880Yes, you can.4500:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,360He terminally special.4600:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,360Oh, what?4700:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,360[LAUGHTER]4800:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,360I'm making you the ace.4900:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,560[LAUGHTER]

TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and got into the recent sad news about Deion Sander's health. We took some phone calls. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got an update on Sarah's romantic life. Terry told us some concerns he has been having from a marketing aspect on the concept of his rooftop lounge. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had special guest comedian Dusty Slay join us to talk about his new Netflix comedy special and his upcoming tour. TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Is Just Talented100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,140Allegedly Lakers Center DeAndre Aiken or Aiden with the Turks and Kekos200:00:06,140 --> 00:00:09,240This beautiful young lady all on his diet300:00:09,240 --> 00:00:14,360But I get the Turks Kekos and this is going right she want to give up no behind now400:00:14,360 --> 00:00:21,600Cuz all their girlfriends don't do it you don't want to think the era of fluency500:00:21,600 --> 00:00:27,280What I don't think you're the real deal? Well, you know what old DeAndre Aiden did he left my ass there?600:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,780Oh my god700:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,640Left her there800:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,660She woke up900:00:35,660 --> 00:00:43,440The next day or the next how many of the days they had been now he had them quietly packed his stuff up1000:00:43,440 --> 00:00:47,940Did he leave her to get the goat no?1100:00:47,940 --> 00:00:55,420She probably had canceled canceled her ticket. Oh, that's not good. Come on. You know leave somebody stranded like that. Yeah1200:00:56,780 --> 00:01:03,560But hey man as a person on a lower level, you know a little bit lower1300:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,460Nah a lot of it lower than DeAndre1400:01:06,460 --> 00:01:13,240I was fine. Why are you talking and it's just like1500:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,580That's talent good for you man1600:01:18,580 --> 00:01:22,880I had no idea you're really talking so fluently1700:01:24,740 --> 00:01:29,100It's like to have horse that's walking in the parade just dumping all the way1800:01:29,100 --> 00:01:32,620Doing his job, but also1900:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,620Oh2000:01:35,620 --> 00:01:38,860God!2100:01:38,860 --> 00:01:39,800God! 

TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps and a lot of sadness and downer news. We talked about upcoming Summer vacation plans. We also talked about a cool Western photoshoot that Lex and Sarah B helped out with for a big project La Loba is working on. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner and got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! Plus special guest comedian Dusty Slay!100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000Are you still eating good?200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000Yeah.300:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000Okay, the light has there.400:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000That's violence there!500:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000Well, this is your... yeah!600:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000I just...700:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000Oh yeah, I'm...800:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000I'm just, you know, I'm just still going on this, you know,900:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000another cleanse.1000:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,000Uh, two, three, four.1100:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000Licks can now fit through the door.1200:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000You're right.1300:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000You're right.1400:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000Do you want me to tell you what that's like?1500:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000[laughs]1600:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000I'm in here, so obviously I fit through the door.1700:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000I fit through the door.1800:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000Yeah, I mean, that's it.1900:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000You fit?2000:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000That is fast and submit.2100:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000Yeah, that's it.2200:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000I'm like, "Come, we're fast."2300:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000You're right, fast.2400:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000That's it.2500:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000That's a country fast and submit.2600:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000I fit through that door.2700:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000I got a fat dude here!2800:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000[laughs]

TODAY on the show we started off talking about the way women are treated now versus in the past. We also got into how no one seems to dress up or nice anymore. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We also jumped into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from Scott and Peter from Go Cleanse who revealed the big winners of the "Summer Time Fine" Challenge! It was also Taint Thursday so we got Taint on LIVE from Puerto Rico for "It Got Stuck" where he glued a toilet brush to his hair. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and very special in studio guest Taron Egerton!  CLIP OF THE DAY: I Agree with Wa Ta Ta Ta Ta 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,160When you make it official, you cut everything off.200:00:03,160 --> 00:00:03,660Yeah.300:00:03,660 --> 00:00:07,200Because if Leonardo came and asked you to go on a date,400:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,480you could go on that date?500:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,880You're not as close if we rock it, man.600:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,720Leonardo want to take you to get some pizza or something.700:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,480You could do it.800:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,520I have always fixated some.900:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,160I'm tying Leonardo.1000:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,000Yes.1100:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,680Ninja turtle.1200:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,680Yeah.1300:00:24,680 --> 00:00:25,760Of course.1400:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,320I've always fixated on one girl.1500:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,320I find a girl I like.1600:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,880I really block everything else out and try to make it happen with her.1700:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,440And if not, you go back to the well.1800:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,920This is just kind of how it works.1900:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,560It's a natural thing, I think, too.2000:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,840Like, again, beforehand, I was like, I'm going to go smash every guy in Italy.2100:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,200Like, let's go.2200:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,640And now I'm not official, but like, I really don't want to do it.2300:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,160Having feelings for this guy and like, it's all less appealing to me now.2400:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,000Now I'm like, OK, I'm just going to go eat a bunch and drink a bunch.2500:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,800Yeah, you'll find the way the country.2600:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,920And yeah, you'll find me making those guys crazy.2700:00:57,920 --> 00:01:06,560Do you want Rocket Man to ask for your hand in relationships like2800:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,440Dutu head, after boy, did it?2900:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,960I think that it needs to be asked.3000:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,280It should not just be figured.3100:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,400I'm old school in the way.3200:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,960Like, yes, I need you to ask me to be your girlfriend.3300:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,360And now it doesn't have to be some big to-do or anything.3400:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,920I think he needs to do it up here.3500:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,880It could be, of course, you do.3600:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,480[GASP]3700:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,640I agree with what [GASP]

TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about a Shari situation. We also got into some sports talk. We paid tribute to the now late and great Ozzy Osbourne. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24/7 Hotline. We got into a huge fight about a past interview of a band we did on our show. We also did a TON of LaTot ratings for the many men and women that sent in their photos. TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!  CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Has Heavy Cream Face 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,500I kind of went off Dutch brothers when they don't carry heavy cream. You don't need heavy cream.200:00:05,500 --> 00:00:13,180No, heavy cream is the best for you. No, you don't need it. No, it's you don't need any cream. Yeah, I need cream. No, you don't. Yes, I do.300:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,180No, you need to train yourself. No cream for you.400:00:16,180 --> 00:00:21,660Give me all the cream you have. No cream. No, that's what got you in the position.500:00:21,660 --> 00:00:26,140Was your cream love? No, it's not what put me in this. You love cream.600:00:26,140 --> 00:00:30,580Heavy cream is the best thing to drink out of all of them out of half and half out of milk.700:00:30,580 --> 00:00:34,660All of them. It's the best thing to drink because it's the healthiest.800:00:34,660 --> 00:00:38,500It's the heaviest. I just like heavy cream. That's it.900:00:38,500 --> 00:00:43,540Trying to get you off the heavy cream, man. Well, I'm not getting off of it. So not going off.1000:00:43,540 --> 00:00:47,780Trying to lie. Yeah, the unsweetened almond milk has less than a grain of sugar per cup.1100:00:47,780 --> 00:00:52,940So every trainer I've had so many to drink with heavy cream.1200:00:52,940 --> 00:00:59,260Your trainer's lie. I would think if I was your trainer and you brought up and you brought up1300:00:59,260 --> 00:01:05,620heavy cream, I would think you are. It was for a reason that you were drinking it, not because1400:01:05,620 --> 00:01:11,860you're doing some research for your college. No, it's important on his face and night.1500:01:11,860 --> 00:01:17,660I have a cream. No, it's not. It doesn't matter.1600:01:17,660 --> 00:01:23,020It's for your, don't knock it. It does wonders for your. It may. I might have to start doing it.1700:01:23,020 --> 00:01:27,180Now that I know Lex is doing it. He's heavy cream. Look at his complexion.1800:01:27,180 --> 00:01:33,660Lex looks like he's 40 years old. He does. He got heavy cream face.1900:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,660He's got heavy cream face.2000:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,660Heavy cream face.2100:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,660No.2200:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,180(laughs)

TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and we also took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We talked about current weight loss updates as well as our gym regiments. We also got into several rounds of Social Media Beatdown which resulted in a VERY big movement in points!TOMORROW on the show we have more LaTot Ratings! CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex's Car Is Going To Get Stolen 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,280And like yesterday here was a high of like 69200:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,040That's so nice300:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,240That's so nice400:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,280But it's gonna be like in the 80s500:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,760So everybody scared about that this week600:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,000People are afraid of the 80s here700:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,760They even, when it's like 82 degrees800:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,240Make sure your pets have a lot of water900:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,920Make sure it's like what?1000:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,720It's 801100:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,920This isn't like the desert1200:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,520This isn't Dallas1300:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,880Yeah, I know my car is gonna get stolen along with my dog at some point1400:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,920But some, if I'm gonna be in the grocery store less than 15 minutes1500:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,960I just leave it running1600:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,320It's just easier1700:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,320That was gonna get stolen1800:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,280That way he's okay1900:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,880Dog for sure2000:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,080They'll put him out2100:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,760See how the stuff you need to worry about when you have a dog2200:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,360You can't even go the grocery store2300:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,520Yes you can't just leave the dog at home2400:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,640Leave the dog at home2500:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,240Yeah, you didn't2600:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,760Well, no I didn't2700:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,600You'd like to hear me2800:00:57,600 --> 00:01:03,520But that's not something I was gripping about2900:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,000You are3000:01:04,000 --> 00:01:09,120You can't leave your car running3100:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,720Yeah, you better run out here3200:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,360(laughs)

100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040karaoke parties are just i've been to a few200:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,040i don't like the whole vibe the whole300:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,040where it seems like the d_j_ or whoever does running in the song the take400:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,400that i think this guy ran a pretty legit500:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,320there's two different kinds of people600:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,320you know there there's the ones who go up there and just have fun with it700:00:17,320 --> 00:00:21,920don't care don't care about the suck and then there's my favorite ones800:00:21,920 --> 00:00:26,120the ones who take it super serious and i think that they're really something900:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,040or other1000:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,920like this this guy named Bailey1100:00:29,920 --> 00:00:33,120went up there and he's like doing bun joe v1200:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,760and he's like shaking his ass all over the place i can like he's really1300:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,360him1400:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,760that's why i hate running karaoke1500:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,040yeah i literally got cussed out by1600:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,680this one lady two weeks in a row1700:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,160because it was crowd participation1800:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,280to get you little twenty five dollar gift card and1900:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,480book it a beer which was six years2000:00:56,480 --> 00:01:01,840so this lady came up all her girlfriends were there and she sung single ladies2100:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,240i just sing a lady i just sing2200:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,240girl you know he's single to2300:01:06,240 --> 00:01:11,040come on girl this is a lady i just had the whole bar just2400:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,920she was there for whatever what i thought it was for2500:01:13,920 --> 00:01:19,360yeah fun when it was time to put your hand over everything she got the loudest roar2600:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,000is she get the gift card in the beer2700:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,440ladies man who got up there and sung when beneath my wings2800:01:25,440 --> 00:01:33,040that's such a great explanation2900:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,360it is such a great explanation3000:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,640cussed me out tell me i don't know how to run karaoke3100:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,120i made an example of what it's like3200:01:41,120 --> 00:01:45,120i like the guy that used to do it well bitch that used to do it guy ain't here

TODAY on the show we started off talking about how matcha is the new pumpkin spice. Lex played us a song from his record producer friend and wanted to get everyone's take on it. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly horoscopes. We talked about Sarah's new friend group and how Lex is going to get to meet them at her upcoming party. We got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for some Sports Picks. We finished things up with a hilarious sandwich fail story from Dee and got AI to recreate that moment for us to all laugh at.  MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool! CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Can The Rocket Man Perform Under Pressure100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,480or fair maiden, Sarah Morgan, we need a word of the day.200:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,480- All right.300:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,760- Fair maiden.400:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,600- Fair maiden.500:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,440- Yeah, we're being nice to her to birthday month.600:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,360- Come on.700:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,880- What happened at the beginning of the month?800:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,640- Well, he didn't give it damn.900:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,680Sure he did.1000:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,240- I celebrate my week, you know, I'm still celebrating.1100:00:17,240 --> 00:00:20,120I have the date tonight and then I have...1200:00:20,120 --> 00:00:20,960- The party tomorrow.1300:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,400- Party tomorrow, so.1400:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,760- And what you gonna have, Sunday?1500:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,120- Recovery time?1600:00:25,120 --> 00:00:25,960- Yeah, for sure.1700:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,800I've already stayed there, gonna have a slumber party1800:00:27,800 --> 00:00:28,640in my place.1900:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,120I didn't invite any of you.2000:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,280- Yeah, you don't do that.2100:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,120- You don't do that.2200:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,720- You're trying to play the C-B's.2300:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,640- Well, they are like, slumber at your place.2400:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,520I've three people wanting to say and then my mom is actually2500:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,360being like, I could just go home.2600:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,680I feel like you might have other plans, Wink Wink.2700:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,160And I was like, you don't have to do that.2800:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,400Like you can absolutely stay.2900:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,240Like you're gonna be in the area.3000:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,960I can see Rocket Man another time.3100:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,160- No, I think she should stay and then you Rocket Man3200:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,320by she there.3300:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,320- That's weird.3400:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,160- That's weird.3500:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,440- She could video.3600:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,600- Okay, y'all are gross and I'm gonna change3700:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,440the subject.3800:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,840- I know everybody is who there are, but I know a lot of women3900:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,840that take the challenge in doing that.4000:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,200- I mean, yeah, I've already done that when it has to happen.4100:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,280Like if you're like, standing the night somewhere4200:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,200and your mom is in one room and your boyfriend's with you,4300:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,560of course, but I don't want to.4400:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,440- Yeah, but not on the first date.4500:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,680I'm not when you're just getting to know somebody.4600:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,480That's a very tough position to be in.4700:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,320- No.4800:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,360- And we're gonna be easily avoided.4900:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,280- It fills me how he performs under pressure.5000:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,280- Press up, coming down on me.5100:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,600You could do that, that, that, it.5200:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,440(laughs)5300:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,600- You're so stupid.5400:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,040(laughs)5500:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,200- Oh my God.

TODAY on the show we started off with Terry telling us about why he thinks he is on his period. We all made fun of him. We had a debate on eggs fresh from a chicken. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summer Word of the Day. This led us us giving Terry an education in everything SpongeBob SquarePants. We did a bunch of Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out for a brand new bit that he ended up not being too proud of. We got Taint back on with us after the bit to try and talk him out of retirement. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and special guest William Shatner! CLIP OF THE DAY: I Think I'm On My Period 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840I think that I'm on my period.200:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,840[Laughter]300:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,600Talk to me.400:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,240Okay, you tell me if this is on my period or not.500:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,240[Laughter]600:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,320Let's go!700:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,960We had this desk that we wanted to get.800:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,080We put in two new desks in the office slash studio.900:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,240Identical desk.1000:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,160Sherry had this really kind of an expensive desk that she had.1100:00:24,160 --> 00:00:28,240It was nice, so we put it outside on our patio.1200:00:28,240 --> 00:00:33,600And Sherry went online and offered it up for somebody to come get it for free.1300:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,680And she gets a call and the guy says he wants it.1400:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,320This guy comes by and he has his kid with him.1500:00:39,320 --> 00:00:43,680I'm going to say 12 years old, maybe.1600:00:43,680 --> 00:00:48,120Dumpy, kind of a kid that doesn't see a lot of exercise.1700:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,120Yeah.1800:00:49,120 --> 00:00:53,120Like if he was in the TV show in the 50s or 60s, his name would be lumpy.1900:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,120[Laughter]2000:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,400I understand.2100:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,960So the guy goes, "Thank you so much.2200:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,360His desk, he needs a desk now.2300:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,640Finally, the kid was so happy that he was getting a desk."2400:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,720And I start to think it's one of the coolest things in the world.2500:01:10,720 --> 00:01:17,120I start tearing up because this kid has this whole future ahead of him.2600:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,240What if it's a crap future, though, Terrence?2700:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,880What's up to him?2800:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,680And I want to know this kid and his dad.2900:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,600I want to see what happens in his life.3000:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,920I'm curious.3100:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,920I know I never will, but it's wrong.3200:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,720And that's okay.3300:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,720Isn't it?3400:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,720Yeah.3500:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,720It's weird.3600:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,720Creepy.3700:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,720[Laughter]3800:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,720Creepy.3900:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,720Creepy.4000:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,720I'm not kidding.4100:01:39,720 --> 00:01:40,720Creepy is hell.4200:01:40,720 --> 00:01:50,480How many kids do you know that age want a desk?4300:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,320The fat ones do.

TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about some electrical issues he is having to deal with in his home. We also got into a bunch of NBA and WNBA talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked about cleansing and diets and workouts we have been doing. Sarah gave us an update on her dating life. We also got into a bunch of HYPOTHETICALS! TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday! CLIP OF THE DAY: There's Always Someone Better 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,720We've had this weird thread going on Instagram and I don't know what started it but it's now200:00:06,720 --> 00:00:15,760just any time I scan videos it's like having a Latina girlfriend and it says one mostly one girl300:00:15,760 --> 00:00:20,080seven in the morning she's making breakfast and she's got like a dress that's barely covering her400:00:20,080 --> 00:00:26,400behind. Love that. Love that. You know she's just kind of make her guy feel bad before he walks out500:00:26,400 --> 00:00:31,200the door you know no you're gonna look at other women today you know she's like the best thing600:00:31,200 --> 00:00:38,560you see all day but we as men we'll still try to find something that's just what we do.700:00:38,560 --> 00:00:43,360You want to know why legs because we know there's something better out there for us.800:00:43,360 --> 00:00:49,840That's probably what it is. Yeah yeah you know matter who you're with there's always somebody900:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,760better than what you got. I don't care if you're getting up right now looking into the mirror1000:00:53,760 --> 00:00:58,400and you're at 10 before you even make up on or whatever. Now when you say that do you say1100:00:58,400 --> 00:01:04,400do you mean better looking better in the way? It all depends what your pissed off at.1200:01:04,400 --> 00:01:11,920Yeah usually.

TODAY on the show we started things off with an update from Terry on his AI daughter. This led to a long discussion on AI in general. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day which led to a big fight. We also somehow got into an all out sound effects war. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah told us about her amazing night with her new Rocket Man. We also did several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE hosted by Lex and Sarah!TOMORROW on the show we have HYPOTHETICALS! CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Saw Some Things & Lex Was The A-Hole During Name That Tune 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,860I received a dirty video for the weekend.200:00:02,860 --> 00:00:06,060One that a month ago I would have been very thrilled to have,300:00:06,060 --> 00:00:10,580but now that I actually like someone, I was just like, interesting.400:00:10,580 --> 00:00:12,320- Oh yeah? - I'm so watched.500:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,620- Tell us a little more.600:00:13,620 --> 00:00:16,220- So, number one on my roster, the guy that D's,700:00:16,220 --> 00:00:19,860and he would do that with eight abs in the long hair.800:00:19,860 --> 00:00:21,860- "Gumbia" is what I call him.900:00:21,860 --> 00:00:23,400- It's actually "Gizamba."1000:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,540- "Okizamba" is what I call him.1100:00:25,540 --> 00:00:27,740- So I do know what happens.1200:00:27,740 --> 00:00:31,080- So, sometime that new guy, I've barely been talking to this guy,1300:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,960and it shows that he's almost like, "Oh God, I'm losing her."1400:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,400Something because he is messaging me constantly now.1500:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,240- "Ahh."1600:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,040- "You" and all this sexy stuff in my face.1700:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,040- He don't care the least.1800:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,520- It is so true, damn.1900:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,600I hate that, 'cause I'm so bad at it with the person I really like.2000:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,760But, I still live in a situation.2100:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,040I'm in his girlfriend broke up.2200:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,440I think they're selling the house that they have together2300:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,440and they just had a garage sale.2400:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,480The whole situation is just messy.2500:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,280But either way, he sent me a video this weekend,2600:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,720and it looked like he set up a tripod in the bathroom,2700:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,000and it was him with just a towel on the lower half,2800:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,200and he was walking towards the tub,2900:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,960and I was like, "Damn, that towel's lucky."3000:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,800And then all of a sudden the towel was real.3100:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,280(laughs)3200:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,560It was just really hot.3300:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,120- And you see the goodies?3400:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,120- I saw things.3500:01:15,120 --> 00:01:15,960- Yeah.3600:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,960- And I was like, "Damn."3700:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,160- I can't believe people said something like that out of there.

TODAY on the show we started things off with an update from Terry on his AI daughter. This led to a long discussion on AI in general. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day which led to a big fight. We also somehow got into an all out sound effects war. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah told us about her amazing night with her new Rocket Man. We also did several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE hosted by Lex and Sarah!TOMORROW on the show we have HYPOTHETICALS! CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Saw Some Things & Lex Was The A-Hole During Name That Tune 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,480When the days are cold in the cards.200:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,480It isn't like a song.300:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,240♪ Sands, please ♪400:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,240♪ May the day go ♪500:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,160- Imagine Dragons Demon. - Yes, sir.600:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,080- I thought it was Ozzy Osborne. - New.700:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,800- There was this really, really old man that used to come cruise on Carnot.800:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,160He was like a regular. He was like, in his like, I probably late 70s,900:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,960and he had lost his wife, and he came to the club every night,1000:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,280and he always requested just that one song,1100:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,720and he would dance other by himself.1200:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,480And it broke your heart.1300:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,080- Oh, God. How old are you?1400:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,840- I should have killed his wife then.1500:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,680- You are just a man.1600:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,800- What? What?1700:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,320- Wait a minute. Hold up everybody.1800:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,760- Good morning.1900:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,720It's time for the Lexan Terry show,2000:00:42,720 --> 00:00:47,520where one of the four members actually starts the day being in a (bleep)2100:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,280Lexi, who it is today.2200:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,920Here's the Lexan Terry.2300:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,920- You started in your finishing up.2400:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,240(laughing)2500:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,280- Okay.

TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps - Terry and his culinary experience, Lex and almost ending his relationship over furniture moving, Sarah and her dance performance and Dee and his weekend of being the ultimate Pop Pop, We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have Lex & Sarah taking their turns at hosting NAME THAT TUNE! CLIP OF THE DAY: You're Killing It Over There 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,720Thursday afternoon on a whim, I ordered a chair from Wayfair thinking it's gonna come in a week or two, you know.200:00:06,720 --> 00:00:11,040Next day, it's on my front door, a hundred-pound box.300:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,160Wayfair don't play, man.400:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,920Barely fit through the door.500:00:14,920 --> 00:00:21,600You know, I'll give it to Lula, but in this, you found a great way to move the pod into the other room, you know,600:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,320because the pod weighs about 300 pounds.700:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,480And she, you know, got me to lift it up.800:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,560She put some towels under it and we just slid it right on in there.900:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,280Like I like a sled, you know, you felt like playing football again.1000:00:33,280 --> 00:00:33,840It was fun.1100:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,680Word.1200:00:34,680 --> 00:00:41,120And so we got it in there and now I got my little pod and music area, you know, with my new Marshall speaker and everything.1300:00:41,120 --> 00:00:48,360And then I bought just a regular recliner when it came way to put it together and she put most of it together.1400:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,960She's like, this guy's here, this guy's here.1500:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,360And I'm sitting there just holding this one arm going, okay, let's start with this.1600:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,000I mean, time she's like throwing all this other stuff in there.1700:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000And I thought to myself, let her go.1800:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,920She's in a zone.1900:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,200I couldn't have done it.2000:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,280She had the thing put together like five minutes.2100:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,440I could have done it.2200:01:06,440 --> 00:01:10,760I could never have given Sherry the satisfaction because I know I'd get the look.2300:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,280The look is if I send her away.2400:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,360I do not want my woman feeling good about herself.2500:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,880This, this, this woman was made to just do things.2600:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,520She just knows how to do things.2700:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,520And you were made to now is made to let her.2800:01:24,520 --> 00:01:34,960I took my male ego out of the picture and just went man, you go on, you're killing it over there.

TODAY on the show we started off with some phone calls and sports talk. We also randomly got into some country music talk which led to lots of singalongs. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE for points. TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Sports Picks and Blues News!CLIP OF THE DAY: We Had an Awesome Edition of Name That Tune 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,160Alright, so we're in the middle of a rockest game of the game, let's tune in. What do we got?200:00:04,160 --> 00:00:12,400I have one Alexa zero Terry has two. Two ways to win this game either the first to five or whoever300:00:12,400 --> 00:00:19,200has the most points at the end of the segment I'm going to go with either or. Here we go. Next song.400:00:23,200 --> 00:00:34,720Let's sound garden black hole son. Love that song. Maybe I should police some spoon man.500:00:34,720 --> 00:00:42,560Love that song too. It's a big band for me. Love them. I do not. Alright here we go.600:00:42,560 --> 00:00:49,280Offscreen.700:00:49,280 --> 00:00:57,920Oh my god I'm having a brain broth block. I am a brain broth.800:00:57,920 --> 00:01:09,600Brain broth. Four three two one now. Four three. A brain broth. Two and one.900:01:09,600 --> 00:01:16,800Nope. No I can't think of the title either. Anybody had the title either now.1000:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,480Offscreen. I know it now. Self-esteem. That's right.1100:01:20,480 --> 00:01:26,080Damn it. I couldn't think of it under pressure. It's hard. Next song.1200:01:26,080 --> 00:01:31,280It's such a good song. Yeah.1300:01:41,120 --> 00:01:49,360If you had the honor of busy highway right now listen to the Alexa Terry we got the tools.1400:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,240Obviously nobody's going to get it. We're in the last segment so let's move on.1500:01:52,240 --> 00:01:59,360I'm sorry. Audio slave. Like a stone. Like a stone. How do you not like sound garden but you like1600:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,360audio slave? I don't know man I'm weird.

TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and life updates from everyone. We coached Sarah some more on her new crush and how to not mess it up. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending and took some phone calls. We talked about how cruise ships are changing and if we would go on them now. We talked about Taint putting his dog down and this led to a fight about dogs. We also did a few more LaTot ratings and gave our highest rating yet. TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!CLIP OF THE DAY: The 28 Days Series & You Got Sore Throat Eye 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,280I found a cigar in this dive bar. It was in a plastic bag and I met a bunch of pilots and they're like, "Where'd you get that?"200:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,960And I was like, "I found it on the floor and they're like, can we smoke it with you?" And I was like, "Let's go."300:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,160And I smoked an entire cigar with a bunch of douchey pilots.400:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,800An entire cigar!500:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,960- One was this! - Oh, last week!600:00:18,960 --> 00:00:23,120I had a sore throat for like two days!700:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,760That's why your ass got pinked!800:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,720- So, thrown ass! - I smoked the cigar with my eyes!900:00:28,720 --> 00:00:33,040- But, Phil, you just throw caution to the wind!1000:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,440- Yeah, I'm sore throat eye!1100:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,840- The plastic bag on the floor, come on!1200:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,240- You throw caution to the wind!1300:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,520Watch the alcohol!1400:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,480- Get the flow!1500:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,240- These pilots were so nice!1600:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,840- These guys are throwing an ass in the...1700:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,720- I don't even smoke cigars!1800:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,520It was so great!

TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and life updates from everyone. We coached Sarah some more on her new crush and how to not mess it up. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending and took some phone calls. We talked about how cruise ships are changing and if we would go on them now. We talked about Taint putting his dog down and this led to a fight about dogs. We also did a few more LaTot ratings and gave our highest rating yet. TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!CLIP OF THE DAY: The 28 Days Series & You Got Sore Throat Eye 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,640I don't know if you know anything about this Terrence, but there's a movie that came out200:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,600it's called "28 Years"300:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,600"Later"400:00:08,600 --> 00:00:09,920"28 Years Later"500:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,240And uh...600:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,560Sorry, zombies, and I really love that series.700:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,680Well, I want to ask you about it.800:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,040I haven't actually seen it yet.900:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,400Because the previews of this thing have been in about six months of movies I've been1000:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400going to.1100:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,400Yeah.1200:00:25,400 --> 00:00:29,680And it's finally out and run and I are kind of like not super enamored by the trailer1300:00:29,680 --> 00:00:34,760and all that, but it's got like a high rating on rotten tomatoes.1400:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,840Yeah, I'm like an absolute super fan.1500:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,920So there was 28 days later was the original one that came out like 10 years or more ago1600:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,160and then there was 28 weeks later, also very good.1700:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,440And this has been a very long awaited, like, trilogy.1800:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,440Is that right?1900:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,240And apparently, like other people have seen it said it's good that the story is not as great2000:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,480as it has been, but I definitely need to see it.2100:00:55,480 --> 00:01:01,200I haven't seen the new one, but the other two are 28 days later the original is one of the2200:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,200best zombie movies and it has Terry's guy in it, Killian Murphy.2300:01:04,200 --> 00:01:09,480I think we've done this before on Sudden Death, but I think we should like right now 102400:01:09,480 --> 00:01:15,040regular movies and come up with their porn opposite each of us and see who comes up with2500:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,040the best one.2600:01:16,040 --> 00:01:21,480Because when you were saying 28 days, 28 years, I'm out to dump this and my mind, I said,2700:01:21,480 --> 00:01:33,160the porn will be 28 weeks later.