Rowdy Rouse and the Boys

Alright, I'll admit it. I botched this one   After a power supply related snafoo, we are missing about 20 minutes of this cast starting around minute 37. In what remains of the episode, the boys are joined by both Garg and Will. Rouse tells his 'that's baseball baby" story, Lon talks about underwater servers and Mike shares a story about his students. John calls in and asks a couple "what's the difference" questions (Shot 2/8/24)

The Boys are joined via phone by Will and Garg as they share their separate perspectives on a recent snow storm. Rouse talks new socks, Lon discusses what he'd legally change his name to if he ever had the chance and Mike comes up with Christmas themed game    (Shot 11-30-23)

The boys are joined by Tom on this one as he discusses his recent trip to Home Depot to buy an Air Conditioner. Mike discusses a pop punk Dad, Rouse talks about accidentally stumbling upon a Guy Fieri themed event and Lon talks about his recent experience at the fair (Shot 8/30/23)

The boys are joined by fan favorite guest Billy Steaks, as he recounts his recent racing experience and discusses the 3 most terrifying experiences he's ever had . Lon talks about the world's heaviest man, Mike talks about orcas and Rouse talks about clapper technology. (Shot 7/18/23)

The Boys are joined by Tom in this one as he spins a captivating yarn about his recent trip to Japan. Lon recounts his recent cruise experience, Mike poses an intriguing casual sportswear question and Rouse discusses his newfound reputation as a local tough guy   (Shot 5/9/23) 

Alright, full disclosure I dropped the ball on this one and took 2 entire months to edit this; but at long last, fresh content has arrived. The Boys go guestless in this one while Lon and Rouse both recite classic cat stories and Mike talks about the sauna at his gym (Shot 1/26)

In this one, Mike comes very prepared with both articles and a separate "Guess that Movie" game. Lon talks blimps. Rouse gets roasted by a 12 year old. Will tells a "dad joke" Guest: Will Shot:11/30/2022

The boys are joined by Will in this one as we debut our new setup with real microphones. We iron out the kinks as Rouse paints the picture of the ridiculous setup the cast was shot in, Mike discusses his Marvel tier list and Lon reveals how he lived half his life thinking Ace Ventura was Rambo. Will pops in with a well spun yarn with a surprising conclusion; while moonlighting as our audio boy (Shot 10/20/22) 

Rouse comes in hot with some mall takes; Lon debuts his refined Lonsplaining segment and Mike talks about the infamous 'Glizzy Straw' viral video. Will calls in for a moment where we discuss crazy stories that happen at bars/concerts (Shot 9/22/22) 

(Shot 8/15/22)  Time Stamp: Skip 17:52-30:46 to avoid Marvel discussion/ spoilers Just the boys in this one as Lon tells his Kevin story, Mike updates everyone his his flag football team's first win and Rouse tells a harrowing tale about a crying child in a theater

Surprise! Donnie is back for another hour of the cast; this time coming with an all-time great story about visiting with his homeless friend. The boys are also joined by Garg via phone where he recounts the legendary time he shat on a racoon. Lon recalls a wild time when he almost had to use his 'persuasion tool', Mike discusses the great number of hooks he mysteriously has in his garage; and Nick gushes about a man named Lawrence (Shot 5/24)

The boys are joined by Donnie for this one (Shot 5/24) as he talks about the wild circumstances surrounding him almost getting a dog. Mike discusses having a new puppy himself, Lon talks cheese and the boys have a nice marvel discussion revolving around Dr. Strange (Those afraid of spoilers; fear not, there is an audible time stamp in the cast if you'd like to skip that section)

The Boys are joined by Suave, newly engaged, for this one. Mike brings back the articles segment, Lon spins a yarn about his eccentric uncles as well as brings back his odd names and food segment; and Rouse follows up on the 7/11 flasher. The Boys debate which place has the best french fries and Suave talks about his disdain for Wegmans (Shot 4/13)

Pulled this one from the vault, the Boys are joined by Jarj and first time guests Adam and Douche. Rouse tells off an old man, Lon talks about the man named Jothem and Mike talks comics (Shot 9/23/21)

Rouse, Mike and Lon bring it back after a brief sabbatical to catch up on a backlog of topics. Mike discusses his experience with the sauna at the gym, Lon gets randomly selected thanks to his love of cereal and Rouse's discovers his neighbor has a special skill set. Will calls in and tells a quintessential Florida Man story   (Shot 3/22)

*Contains Spider- Man No Way Home Spoilers* The Boys are joined by Will in what quickly became an all-time classic episode. Mike shares a truly insane story about his Christmas Eve, Lon talks about the artist formerly known as Prince and Rouse talks about some crazy encounters with the general populace. The Boys get a bonfire going and quality conversation quickly ensues (Shot 12/30)

(Shot 11/21/21) Jarj and Paul make guest appearances as the boys get into some wild subjects such as but not limited Ozeki rank sumo wrestlers and Jim's Steakout. Rouse tells a couple Uber Eats stories, Lon retells an interesting dream and Mike provides some articles to react to. As is tradition, the boys get to drafting and decide the topic today was 'Memorable Smells'. Who do you think had the best draft?

The Boys heat up on the notion of cannibalism and Lon provides some researched knowledge on the matter. We are joined by both Will and Evan via phone. Rouse fires off on the current state of social media, Lon makes a startling confession and Mike takes a stance on air conditioners   (Shot 9/3/21)

The Boys are joined by Garg for this one as Rouse shares a George Costanza-esque story, Mike whips out some quality articles and Lon does Lon things. For the fun food segment this week we all try Da Bomb: Beyond Insanity (Shot 8/9)

The Boys are joined by Garg as Rouse tells the story of how he immediately put his foot in his mouth, Mike comes in hot with some articles and for Lon's food segment this week we try Da Bomb: Beyond Insanity. (shot 8/9)

The Boys are joined by Will as they discuss the features of an ideal burger and everyone participates in this week's "weird food" segment. Rouse issues an addendum to last week's episode, Lon gives a final update on his truck situation and Will hits us with his follow-up takes from previous episodes. (Shot 7/27/21) 

*HEAVY SPOILERS AHEAD* If you haven't watched Loki on Disney+ yet, turn back now. In this episode, The Boys are joined by the one and only Evan in this one as Lon spins a solemn yarn about his Tacoma, Mike reprises his fan favorite articles segment and Rouse talks about getting ghosted by his boss. (Shot 7/18/21)

A pandemic can't stop us, the boys are back baby! Rowdy Rouse: Rebirth is a full go and we're comin' in hot. We discuss black widow, fried chicken sandwiches, Lon eats a lime and much more. (shot 7/8/21)

A pandemic can't stop us, we're back baby. Rowdy Rouse Rebirth is a full go and we're comin in hot. The boys discuss Black Widow, Rouse recounts a strange phone call he received; and everyone inputs on the correct way make fried chicken. (shot 7/8/21)

Nick and Mike catch you up on their quarantine activities (Shot 8/5)

Recorded 2/1/20 The Boys are here to help you get through your quarantine with a fresh cast. Rouse and Mike tell a legendary Shrek story and officially declare that Lukas’ life is no longer in shambles. The Boys analyze Rise Of Skywalker and give praise to The Witcher    

(Shot 5/5) ** AVENGERS ENDGAME AND GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS ALERT** Lukas finally rejoins the crew after his nearly month long jobless odyssey and he updates us on his current life situation. The boys get heavy into Endgame talk and Rouse heats up on both Mike and Lukas for their facebook conduct.   Follow @RowdyRousePod on twitter for updates or to get in contact with us!

(Shot 4/7) We're joined by TWO guests in this one, as Suave and the lovely Donnie stop by. Rouse shares his "Alone with a Robed Man" story and Donnie talks about picking up a hitchhiker. Mike tells if his nightmare DMV experience and Lukas fills us in on his emergency roadside preparedness. Suave recaps his beer related antics and the boys riff on massages.   Follow @RowdyRousePod on twitter for updates!

(Shot 3/23) We're joined by Melonhead as Rouse tells his "Rodents n' Reubens" story and argues no one should have teeth. Lukas updates his employment status, Mike argues that love interests are what drive the plot in Marvel films and the boys do an impromptu Pokemon draft   Follow @RowdyRousePod on twitter for updates!

(Shot 3/3)   The boys react to the Gen 8 pokemon announcement and the boys discuss what a dogpile-themed Fortnite game would be like. Rouse reveals why he sometimes introduces himself as Lukas Chapin, Mike compares Lukas to Monkey D. Luffy and, at one point, Lukas literally screams "I have loads all over me"

(Shot 2/23)   Mike tells his most embarrassing story ever, the boys get HEAVY into some Scooby Doo talk and also react to the recent Robert Kraft scandal.

(Shot 2/17) The Boys fight through a hangover to bring you this gem of an episode. Mike has everyone put peanuts in their Cokes, Lukas blindly guesses what sport players are from based on their names and the boys discuss the worst video games they've ever played.

(Shot 2/3/19)   The boys are graced with the presence of Donnie Wullner for this one as they get into another string of ridiculous topics. Rouse predictably brings up Jon Bernthal, the boys pick/ discuss the super bowl and much more.

(Shot 1/5) This week the Boys are joined in studio by longtime pile member Will. Rouse messes up shaving his beard goes into great detail recalling the events that led to it. Lukas dresses up for church and Mike brings some solid articles. The Boys also go over their best of 2018 and most anticipated of 2019.   Follow us on twitter for updates! ---> @RowdyRousePod  Streaming live on Youtube every Saturday at 4(ish)! --->  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjvJXyVmF-t8QPjS5QiOWTA

Rouse, Mike and Lukas are back again to help you waste time whilst consuming their foolish musings. Rouse talk about his unfortunate kegstand, the boys discuss Lukas' chances being NHL goalie and Mike returns with his signature articles.(Shot 11/11)   Follow @RowdyRouseBoys on twitter for updates !

Shot 11/3 Nick, Mike and Lukas are back at it, free form as ever. Mike reveals a several month long lie he's been telling Lukas, Rouse recalls his bottom 5 and the boys all discuss what they would do with 24 hours of immortality.  

The boys head south! Nick and Mike J drove 14 houes to South Carolina just to make this podcast possible. We meet up with co-host Mike and have an old fashioned pow wow. (Shot 1/29)

Holy shit we're back. It's only been nearly 4 months. Here we're joined by longtime listener and friend of the podcast Mike J. as we rattle off some discussion. In true Rowdy Rouse fashion we also do a draft of Dads (fictional and non-fictional) featuring Mike's Dad as a special guest!   Shot 11/25

Nick and John get Mike on the line; fresh off his move to South Carolina to discuss the two huge Bills trades. We give our opnions on which teams benefit and how as well as an extended fantasy analysis. Shot 8/12

Joined by Jared, Tim and first timer Brad (aka Tall Suave) we draft villains for 15 rounds. This one gets crazy as expand the draft pool to Movies, TV Shows and Video Games. Go to @RowdyRousePod on twitter to vote for who you think won!

In this one, the Boys are joined by Sierra (the reigning champ of the super hero draft) and recap the outcome of last week's draft. Rouse heats up on people driving courtesy cars and Lukas gets psychoanalized. Shot (7/30)

In this special episode of RR&TB, we draft superheroes from the Marvel, DC, Image and Dark Horse universes. We're joined by our friend Tim, Jared (from Life With A Dash) and Sierra (again). 12 rounds of pure lunacy await you. Shot 7/24

Shot 7/23. We're joined by our muscle bound friend Evan where female alternates for Nicolas Cage are discussed at length. Mike reveals the source of his cryptic tects and Rouse sounds off on Oasis (the band)

The Boys go guestless today and (as is tradition) go off on a tangent about their opinions and outlooks on the MCU. Rouse shares a story about "out-dicking a dick" and Lukas talks about a simulator for Dads dating dads. (Shot 7/16)   Follow us on twitter @RowdyRousePod Email us at RowdyRouse.Boys@gmail.com

Shot 7/10, we're joined by our friend Mike Taylor as we undertake yet another draft, this time we select an elite cadre of famous Michaels. Meanwhile, the Mike we all know and love has some classic articles and Rouse gets way too heated about Dollar General. Follow us on twitter @RowdyRousePod or email us some topics/ questions/ suggestions at rowdyrouse.boys@gmail.com

In our second live show; we're joined by 2 guests: core pile member and first time guest Paul; and Mike's friend Sierra; who is also a first time guest. We get down to the nitty gritty, discussing our opinions on whether or not ghosts exist; Mike's idea for an adult themed amusement park and not one, but 2 sets of "pick the fake article" (Shot 6/25)

We made it. 20 podcasts; we decided to do something special for this one. Here is our first live podcast; we were joined on the phone by 2 guests and had a litany of topics for discussion including: Our opinions on men wearing cologne, Lukas' propensity to exaggerate and Mike's new dresser. (Shot 6/18)

Lukas' gay dream comes to life as we are joined by our friend Jake. Rouse fires off a few beer stories and we discuss the qualifications to get hired at Chik-Fil-A. (6/11)

Despite the title, this was one of our better shows. (Rouse just locked in on calling everything "Bottom Five" and it was too good NOT to name an episode after it) We are exceedingly happy to be joined by our dear friend and fellow podcaster; Donnie Wullner this week. Our topics range from Grafflands recap to chia seed pudding; with a little bit of everything in between. (Shot 6/2)

(Shot 5/19) The boys go guestless today but bring their A-game with a litany of ridiculous topics including Rouse's ideas for both an artisan bologna shop and an ethnically ambiguous superhero. Lukas discusses what flavor he'd be if he were an e-cig and Mike recaps the final kame house party.

That's right, you didn't misread the title. We are joined this week by a very special guest; The One and Only Jeff Palmer, in a of his Krameric (that's a word, I swear) glory. John, Heather and Will also show up, making this one of our biggest episodes yet. Lukas finally tries on the 5X shirt and hilarity ensues. Will talks about what he imagines a person named Cookie would look like. Shot 4/28