Podcasts about Dumbass

Would we have as many 'dumbasses' if people used Bang Snaps more often?

John and Jeff spent this episode diving into the stuff golfers pretend they know how to handle but absolutely do not: dumb lies in thick rough, dumb decisions in thick rough, and the Dumb Ass penalties that come from both. They kicked things off with the age‑old debate: the hand wedge. Does it count as a stroke? Depends on the group. Some guys call it “winter rules,” some call it “improving your lie,” and some call it “I'm not writing down a 9 today.” But the point stands — if you're going to cheat, at least be consistent. Jeff rolled out his “loop of control” — brain → hands → clubface → ball → brain — which is basically his polite way of saying, “If your grip is trash, everything else is going to be trash too.” Check the clubface before you swing. Seriously. It's free. Then they got into the real meat: hitting from the rough. Jeff explained how to read the grooves, steepen the swing, and for the love of all things holy, use a wedge. If you're pulling a 5‑iron out of knee‑high rough, you're not a hero — you're auditioning for a DA penalty. Speaking of which… Jeff told the story of a Big Ten Championship at French Lick where a college player made such a catastrophically bad decision on the 17th hole that it cost his team the entire tournament. Not a rulebook penalty. A Dumb Ass penalty. The kind you earn by ignoring every smart option available and choosing violence instead. They broke down the unplayable lie rule, too — when to use it, how to use it, and why it exists to save you from yourself. You can take one unplayable. You can take two. You can take three. The Rules of Golf don't judge you. Your buddies will, but the rules won't. And finally, they wrapped with the two kinds of penalties in golf: • Rulebook penalties — the ones the USGA wrote • Idiot penalties (DA penalties) — the ones you write yourself by doing something dumb Most golfers worry about the first category. Most golfers suffer from the second. Jeff and John reminded listeners that knowing the rules — and knowing when to stop being a Dumb Ass — will Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Were there a pair of opossums 'playing possum'?

Know of any good back-up wranglers?

It wasn't some edgy policy point. It was a cheap racist insult aimed at Michelle Obama, and pretending it's a factual claim we need to evaluate is how bad-faith garbage gets laundered into mainstream conversation

There seems to be a theme running through today's report

Do YOU know when curfew is?

What does a Thanksgiving turkey have to do with "Operation: Karma"?

What does a red lock on your storage unit mean?

It is not necessary to go naked to clean up spills

The Spurs had no answers last night, which means the Knicks are going to win the NBA Championship!! A huge blowout Knicks win is coming! New segment: Dumbass of the Night! Is Jimi Hendrix performance of the National Anthem at woodstock the most overrated anthem ever? And why did Wemby disrespect America?? All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A helpful guide to having a firearm

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Lightning McQueen is STILL on the loose!

Is the Phillies ' pitching staff carrying one of the most lifeless offenses in baseball? - ChrisSanchez and Misiorowski - where their May results stand historically - MikeCastellanos comments. Do we even care at this point? To piggyback: what's your ideal OF as presently constructed, and have you started to troll the available or potentially available RF? - Rob and DuganWhat if the offense was league average? How many more wins thus far - ChrisA dive into Painter's stats so far this season - MikeFun Trivia Question. Probably easy. Maybe too easy. - RobPotential Phillies All-Stars - DuganO'Dumbass - sponsored by Well Crafted - MikeHow are the Phillies Top Prospects doing this season - Dugan

How is one candidate for Wisconsin state governor being a 'dumbass'?

What did Lightning McQueen do to make our 'dumbass' report?

There is a reason they put up ROAD CLOSED signs, ya know

RIP The Score Act. College sports remains an unregulated wasteland.

How was it that the CEO of 7-Eleven made our crime report?

The San Antonio Spurs beat the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals thanks to a big performance from Wemby. Stugotz, Taylor, and Izzy wonder if this will lead to some aging stars, like Lebron James, trying to jump on the San Antonio ship to grab a championship before they retire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's just one 'dumbass' story, but it is a crazy story

Someone doesn't like the ducks being fed

One Fond du Lac report sums the crime up quite nicely

One person did not have a very relaxing smoke break

Some people just don't want anyone to have any fun

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*EZ's new "DEFECTOR" hoodie available hereNote: "Act 1" is a separate published audio podcast.*Check out EZ's morning radio show "The InZane Asylum Q100 Michigan with Eric Zane" Click here*Get a FREE 7 day trial to Patreon to "try it out."*Watch the show live, daily at 8AM EST on Twitch! Please click here to follow the page.Email the show on the Shoreliners Striping inbox: eric@ericzaneshow.comTopics:*EZ spent a long weekend in beautiful, Owensboro, Kentucky.*Of course, EZ had an awkward moment because he can't remember shit.*EZ ate something horrible at Moonlight Barbecue.*EZ anxious over extended family members checking out his show.*EZ does a deep dive into his latest legal challenge.*Golden Tempo comes ALL the way back to win the Kentucky Derby.*Cherie DeVaux is the first woman to train a Kentucky Derby winner. Her reaction was bonkers.*Dumbass kid gets burned by microwaved NeeDoh*United jet liner hits dude driving bakery truck on NJ Turnpike*Terror at Mexican Monster Truck event.*EZ interacted with a homeless chick who desperately needed a bra.*EZ in the middle of a veteran on veteran dispute at the VFW in Ownensboro.*Asshole of the DaySponsors: Sponsors ILexie Marie Photography, Jenison Pool and Spa Depot, Zalenski Outdoor Services, Impact Power Sports, Kuiper Tree Care, Frank Fuss / My Policy Shop Insurance, Kings Room Barbershop, Shoreliners Striping, Ervines Auto Repair Grand Rapids Hybrid & EV,Interested in advertising? Email eric@ericzaneshow.com and let me design a marketing plan for you.Contact: Shoreliners Striping inbox eric@ericzaneshow.comDiscord LinkEZSP TikTokSubscribe to my YouTube channelHire me on Cameo!Tshirts available herePlease subscribe, rate & write a review on Apple Podcastspatreon.com/ericzaneInstagram: ericzaneshowTwitterAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Are the 'water wars' that high school students take part in getting out of hand?

They must drive differently in Georgia

So you're saying it's still okay to drive a riding lawn mower to Pick 'N Save, unless....?

Always remember to clean your car out thoroughly before you sell it

What exactly is considered proper shelter for a cow?

You thought it was dead, but the segment is back and has been expanded! Today we talk about the "5 for 5 Plan".

Why might you be seeing more females stopping in front of the River Road fire department in Washington County?

Do we have one specific person that we can blame for all of the storms last week?

Handel on the Law. Marginal Legal Advice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not wearing a hat is what you complained about?!

In Dumb Ass News, an exhausted set of grandparents bring their 1-year-old grandson back home at 4 AM. Chaz and AJ play a game of "Who's the Dumbass?" with AJ immediately picking the child. (0:00) Dunia Sibomana-Rodriguez was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share his incredible story of survival, perseverance and achievement. At age 6, he was attacked by a group of chimpanzees, miraculously surviving the ordeal. Since, he's moved to the United States and has become a wrestling champion. (6:48) Chaz and AJ played the audio of a Hall of Fame whistler in Dumb Ass News, performing the National Anthem before an Orioles game. Chaz is not a fan of whistling, and this guy in particular seemed to really get under his skin. (15:45) AJ repeatedly tried to convince Chaz to watch a video this morning of a girl blowing into a glass, mimicking the sound of a trumpet. AJ is a big fan of her looks, and finally got the video played on the air. (24:10) 

One loser of a March Madness bracket has a tough price to pay

Participants in the Milwaukee MARTHON might have earned an extra-special badge this year

It's okay to admire what other people are wearing, just don't steal it?

T Lo take a moment to talk about the Artemis II mission and why everyone's fallen in love with the crew before unpacking recent pop culture drama surrounding the premise of the Zendaya/Robert Pattinson film "The Drama" and Chloe Fineman from "Saturday Night Live," who told a story she should have kept to herself. PLUS: Lorenzo reviews Raye's "This Music May Contain Hope."

What would someone do with a stolen phone, spoons and cheese?

In this podcast, Greg Voisen sits down with the legendary Garry Ridge to explore his provocative and insightful book, Any Dumb Ass Can Do It, revealing how a "consciously incompetent" leader transformed WD-40 from a simple product into a $3.5 billion global powerhouse. Ridge pulls back the curtain on his 25-year journey as CEO, sharing the "learning moments" that replaced a culture of fear with a "fearless tribe" and a staggering 93% employee engagement score. By trading the title of "Manager" for "Coach" and shifting the company's purpose from selling lubricant to creating "positive lasting memories," Ridge proves that true leadership isn't about being the smartest person in the room—it's about having the heart of a servant and the backbone of steel. Whether discussing the "Maniac Pledge" to kill victim mentality or the secret to keeping employees happy during a global pandemic, this conversation is a masterclass for anyone ready to stop managing and start building a culture of belonging.

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Stupid News Extra 3-19-2026 …Another Dumbass Playing Police Officer is Arrested

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