Podcasts about bottom five

In this week's episode, Jay sends Mike back to 1999 with A24's Y2K, a horror-comedy hybrid stuffed with glow sticks, AOL CDs, and the crushing weight of secondhand embarrassment. After Mike tries to make sense of weaponized nostalgia, teenage idiocy, and killer iMacs the guys count down their Bottom Five Period Pieces—a list of historical misfires and anachronistic abominations. Then, they battle in a game of Dueling Double Bills, where two surprise titles must be paired with perfect (or perfectly bad) companion films. Finally, Mike gets his revenge by announcing the next movie Jay will have to endure, ensuring that the war of bad cinema continues into the new millennium... or at least the next episode.

The Usos from the WesWes Network, Stace and Roger, discuss the 2025 Super Rugby Pacific season and the bottom 5 teams that didn't make the playoffs, including Moana Pasifika and their inspirational leader, Ardie Savea. Then, the boys preview the Top Six Playoffs and discuss each game, as well as who they think will emerge as champions.

Jay takes a seat at the world's most uncomfortable dinner party courtesy of Mike's latest cinematic punishment: Sushi Girl (2012), a post-Tarantino crime flick where the tension is raw, the violence is extra crispy, and the titular sushi girl lies perfectly still while a bunch of washed-up crooks yell at each other in between flashbacks. Mark Hamill wonderfully hams it up, Tony Todd tries to class up the joint, and somewhere in the middle a rogue's gallery of B-movie/slumming A-list stars arrive; including Michael Biehn, Danny Trejo, Sonny Chiba, Jeff Fahey and Noah Hathaway, the now all-grown-up guy who played Atreyu from The Neverending Story! Jay tries to figure out if this is a crime thriller, a food safety violation, or both, and then the guys count down their Bottom Five Meals—cinematic servings of food so unappetizing they'll have you reaching for antacid. And if all that weren't enough to settle your stomach, the guys close out the show by paying tribute to the recently-passed Tony Todd with a memorial tribute round of Kick Two, Pick Two. So grab your chopsticks, question your life choices, and join the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons where, like sushi, revenge is served cold.

In this hour, Adam Crowley, Dorin Dickerson and Pat Bostick talk about team brands in the NFL. Also, comedian Fran Caliendo comes on to promote an upcoming event. May 15, 2025, 8:00 Hour

Jay sends Mike boot-scootin' straight into the tequila-soaked hellscape of Coyote Ugly (2000)—a movie where dreams are big, tank tops are small, and apparently all of life's problems can be solved with a gratuitous bar-top dance number. Was egregious cinematic leering over Piper Perabo, Tyra Banks, Maria Bello and Bridget Moynahan enough to help Mike endure the twangy torment of this feature-length soundtrack commercial? The guys will answer that and ponder many other existential questions, such as "who cleans up this alcohol-drenched and glass-littered horror show of a bar each night?" After the main review, the guys pull out their Bottom Five Needledrops—those cringeworthy moments when Hollywood smashed the “play” button on the most ill-fitting, and often most-overused, songs imaginable. Finally, they wrap things up with a rowdy round of Dueling Double Bills, slinging movie pairings with all the reckless abandon of a bartender spraying down a row of shot glasses. So dust off your cowboy boots, leave your inhibitions at the door, and remember: this podcast doesn't do water, and it sure as hell doesn't do requests!

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In the latest episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, Mike drags Jay kicking and screaming into the twisted world of Rumpelstiltskin (1995)—a movie that asks the bold question, “What if a goblin got loose in 1990s Los Angeles and immediately learned to drive stick shift?” Between the boundlessly illogical plotting, endless baby screaming, and an ancient curse powered by hammy one-liners, the guys do their best to articulate a cinematic experience that feels less like a fairy tale and more like a cousin to Tommy Wiseau's The Room. After that, Jay and Mike count down their Bottom Five Names—a celebration of the worst, weirdest, and most aggressively stupid character names ever committed to film. Finally, in a heartfelt tribute, they honor the late, great Val Kilmer by playing a special round of Kick Two, Pick Two—pitting four of Kilmer's movies against each other, with only two allowed to survive. So grab your favorite screaming infant, fire up your motorcycle, and join the fairy tale that somehow no one wanted—but everyone deserves to hear about!

Realizing that the basic formula of Filmjitsu is all wrong and that no one cares about terrible movies, Mike and Jay were removed by the powers that be and a new version of the show starts today! Welcome two new, younger, smarter, more handsome and less profane hosts who have turned the show into one dedicated to... good movies? In this episode, the podcast's new hosts, Jaytu and Dee, dive deep into the entire Alien movie series, ranking the films from favorite to least favorite while discussing themes and motifs of the universe along the way. If you're a fan of facehuggers and chestbursters, you won't want to miss out. Also, because it technically—for now—is still Filmjitsu, the newbies do their first Bottom Five list, counting down their least favorite (or scariest) aliens from all of cinema history! It's a new day for the podcast, and just remember, in space, no one will hear Mike and Jay scream. In fact, no one will hear from them ever again...

Justin, Rob and Wos are back to talk about the bottom the Eastern Conference in their annual exercise of finding one nice thing to say about worst five teams in the East: Wizards: (5:20) Hornets: (16:36) Sixers: (25:10) Nets: (35:24) Raptors: (45:35) Hosts: Justin Verrier, Rob Mahoney, Wosny Lambre Producers: Isaiah Blakely and Ben Cruz Social: Keith Fujimoto The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With the others out of commission, Stephen takes the bold stand of declaring that some of the MCU films aren't very good, while others are pretty great. Yes, we're still talking about this in 2025. Come for the bad takes, stay for the regrettable takes.

Ever wonder what happened to Vanilla Ice, the white-boy hip-hop "artist" who for a brief, horrifying moment, was the best-selling hip-hop act in the world? Yeah, well, neither did Mike, but thanks to Jay, he's been forced to wade through "Rap-Era Elvis" lore by watching Cool as Ice—a 90s time capsule that should have stayed buried. Can the guys have a compelling discussion about a film that all agree should have been left in the past alongside Z. Cavarrici pants and I.O.U. sweatshirts? It's tough work, but the main review leads to an inspired countdown of the guys' Bottom Five Musicians Acting in Film, where Mike and Jay talk smack not only about The Beatles but also The Rolling Stones! After stirring up controversy with some of the best-selling recording artists in history, the guys dig into the mailbag, where some Eejits revisit last episode's Bottom Five childhood traumas. Then, as always, Mike locks, loads and fires the next terrible movie Jay will have to watch for the next episode. So, "drop the zero and get with the hero" by having a listen now!

Last time we covered the best emblems, so now it's only fair we unveil our picks for the worst emblems in the history of Gundam!  Once again, no faction, ace pilot, or team squadron is safe from our discerning eyes.  Our list ranges from the obscure like OZ's tin man and Shagia Frost's emo horse, to the heavy hitters like AEUG's funny circles and the Earth Federation's Brazilian basketball.  What emblems are in your bottom five?  Let us know!

NFLPA grades are here! Art Rooney II received a D, while Mike Tomlin earned an A. The strength coaches received a C-, worse in the league. What do we make of the grades?

Hour 2 with Bob Pompeani and Joe Starkey: Goaltending has been a significant concern for the Penguins, but defensive breakdowns have not helped them whatsoever. Other teams are taking advantage against the Pens and the Penguins do not punch back. NFLPA grades are here! What do we make of the grades?

Before we get to the best overall heroes in the game, let's take a look at the heroes that can stay in the binder. Check out the blog! https://www.cardtalk2018.com Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/cardtalk2018  

The first 12-team CFP has come to an end, and there MUST be losers.

Happy New Year, all you bad-movie enthusiasts! In celebration of the past 12-months during which the guys watched 25 mostly wretched flicks for the show, Mike and Jay are taking their second annual look back at last year's movie viewing highpoints - no matter how few and far between they may have been - and handing out the 2024 'Jitsu Awards for those moments and talents that made their main reviews bearable. Who will win the nine awards on deck, which include the usual acting and filmmaking categories as well as Best Stunt, Best Love Scene and Best Death Scene? Don't expect it to be anyone other film podcasts talk about! But before the guys debate their consensus pick for Best Picture, they provide their bottom five movies viewed over the last year, a list of ten movies that were truly deadly weapons that they ran into largely on their own! How two dudes running a podcast about terrible movies somehow manage to sit through garbage even when not watching stuff for the show remains a mystery for the ages, but hey... it makes for a heck of a fun listen!

Bournemouth face Crystal Palace on Boxing Day in a Christmas clash which sees sides from the top five and bottom five lock horns, but despite the perceived disparity between the the two teams in the Premier League table, there are a few things that suggests our festive fixture might not be as straightforward as Cherries fans want it to be.. Sam and Tom are the Queens Park Hotel to discuss December 26th's game, which will be open from midday on matchday. Visit the QP at 482 Holdenhurst Rd, Bournemouth, BH8 9AR. They are open on Boxing Day from 12pm. Check out their Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/queensparkpub - or give them a call on 01202 301747 or 07876213400. Thank you to everyone who has contributed to all our platforms. If you're enjoying this show, you can help support us by buying us a coffee at https://www.afcbpodcast.com/coffee – we really appreciate it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Holidays, ya bleedin' E-jits! Filmjitsu, your favorite bad movie podcast, is celebrating a few days off from work with... The Rock, Captain America, Joan Watson and J. Jonah Jameson? Yeah, while it was only in theaters for as long as if takes Santa to down a plate of cookies, Mike and Jay somehow managed to catch the Amazon Studios mega-budget action-comedy-Christmas flick, "Red One," a critically-lambasted mishmash of a "...Has Fallen" movie with, well, "Elf?" Did the guys get the coal they expected in their stockings, or was there a Christmas miracle that led to them liking the movie? Find out during their main review and then stick around while they list off their "Bottom Five Secret Organizations," a list of covert, usually massive, groups working under the radar of normal society to perform typically nefarious (and frequently absurd) agendas. After that, the guys try out a new game called "Dueling Double-Bills" which has them building competing double features out of two randomly-generated Holiday Films! Like every December, this episode is stuffed with revelations, disappointment, laughter and announced grievances, so have a listen while cozying up by the yule log this week!

Producer Josh reveals his latest list for the five worst teams in the NFL, Connor surprisingly agrees with all five of the selections. Including one very controversial selection.

Dave and Jason are breaking down the Brock Purdy Shoulder Injury and what it means for the future of the 2024 San Francisco 49ers Dave has funny voices Top and Bottom Five of the Week Mike Brown Postgame after Kings loss vs Hawks DeAaron Fox's New Shoes Drop What to Watch, Celebrity Birthdays!!

Producer Josh ranks the five worst teams in the league, a lot of movement on this week's list compared to last week...including a new #1 WORST team in the NFL.

Producer Josh reveals his updated list of bottom feeders in the NFL. Quite a bit of movement, and we learn the latest quote from Nebraska OC Marcus Satterfield.

Filmjitsu wraps up its Halloween Season with the most Halloween of Halloween Episodes! If the past two special episodes spent interviewing Filmspotting's Josh Larsen about his new horror genre book and dissecting "Skinamarink" with filmmaker Dane Elcar weren't enough for you, the guys overdose on October vibes by tackling ALL THREE of David Gordon Green's "Halloween" movies in another super-sized episode! How does Michael Myers fare in these canon-busting sequels to John Carpenter's 1977 slasher classic? Probably better than Mike and Jay, who were so daunted by the task of watching these flicks that they enlisted another special guest: Jay's son, JT Santo. The three offer-up an in-depth look at this notorious series, then dive into their Bottom Five Slashers, a bloody array of inept, ridiculous and otherwise laughable killers littering horror movie history. Finally, the intrepid trio face off in a slasher-themed game of Kick Two, Pick Two; pitting four horror icons against each other in a battle where only two will remain standing. Collectively, Freddy, Jason, Michael and Leatherface's trademark masks and weapons have made it through 43 films, but will they make it through the podcasts that wields films as deadly weapons? Listen and find out!

Producer Josh revises his list of the worst teams the NFL has to offer, it's surprisingly competitive at the bottom of the league!

Producer Josh releases his new list of the five worst teams the NFL has to offer. Which team sunk to a new low? And Producer Josh seems to want a lot of people to get fired.

Producer Josh takes us through the worst of the worst. He makes an important statement with his #5 pick, and delivers a SHOCKING #1

We go over our top 5 and bottom 5 in the NFL after Week 4

Producer Josh shares his unbiased bottom-tier NFL franchises after opening week.

Hello Great Minds!  It is finally time to commence the DGMH Countdown to Great Mind #25, and of course we are starting with the Bottom Five!  No previews, no spoilers, save maybe the beaver in the picture...  Cheers!Patreon Link - https://www.patreon.com/dgmhhistoryGet 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code DGMH at Manscaped.comBe sure to follow DGMH on Twitter & Instagram @dgmhhistoryJoin the DGMH Facebook group @ "Drinks with Great Minds in History"Music:Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3845-hall-of-the-mountain-kingLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Artwork by @Tali RoseSupport the Show.

Justin, Rob, and Wos say goodbye to the worst teams in the Eastern Conference by saying one nice thing each about the Nets (8:50), Raptors (19:32), Hornets (28:43), Wizards (39:09), and Pistons (50:38). The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming, please checkout theringer.com/RG to find out more or listen to the end of the episode for additional details. Hosts: Justin Verrier, Rob Mahoney, and Wosny Lambre Producers: Isaiah Blakely and Tucker Tashjian Additional Production Supervision: Ben Cruz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Leave it to the guys at FIlmjitsu to celebrate Easter and the renewal of Spring by reviewing a movie about organ harvesting! Having nothing to do with bunnies, eggs, baskets, or certainly anything that Jesus Christ would have died for, 2008's "Repo! The Genetic Opera" is a cinematic weapon that delivers more pain than crucifixion! As Mike cackles at the horror wrought, Jay attempts to limit the number of expletives to describe this musical from the "Saw" franchise's MVP, Darren Lynn Bousman, but likely fails. The guys then recount their Bottom Five Musical Numbers which include entries as varied as "The Jazz Singer," "Lady and the Tramp," "The Room" and... something from the "Star Wars" universe? If that's not enough, the guys play a musically-themed game of Kick Two, Pick Two that proves to be surprisingly challenging.

Justin, Rob, and Wos say goodbye to the worst teams in the Western Conference by saying one nice thing about the Rockets (4:05), Jazz (21:05), Grizzlies (33:45), Trail Blazers (45:45), and Spurs (1:02:10). They also answer one essential question for each team. Send us your questions to ringergroupchat@gmail.com! The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming, please checkout theringer.com/RG to find out more or listen to the end of the episode for additional details. Hosts: Justin Verrier, Rob Mahoney, and Wosny Lambre Producer: Isaiah Blakely Additional Production Supervision: Ben Cruz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever wonder what it's like to be the protagonist in a relentless, balls-to-the-wall action flick? Jay never did either! But Mike decided to make him watch "Hardcore Henry" anyhow. How did this 2015 low-budget first-person POV feature from director Ilya Naishuller ("Nobody") fare on review? Jay recounts plenty of blood, gore and exhaustion before the guys move on to their lists of Bottom Five Birthdays from movies because in "Harcore Henry," the protagonist... oh never mind. This episode's Bottom Five has nothing to do with the main review and instead everything to do with Mike who celebrates a birthday on the day of this episode's release! And if that weren't random enough, stick around as the guys play a round of Kick Two, Pick Two that's neither related to "HH" or Mike's birthday, but which may invoke a little deja-vu for frequent listeners.

Dan touches on where the Knicks are with the injuries as the All-Star Break is here, he also talks about where the Giants are right now after a disappointing season and the direction it is going in this offseason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Looking back at their first year of watching horrible movies in this special year-end episode, Mike and Jay speak kindly(ish) about some of the 21 featured flicks wielded as deadly weapons in 2023, rewarding actors, filmmakers and artists with the inaugural "'Jitsu Awards." Who will get a case of "The 'Jits?" Well, not Mike or Jay themselves as they spend the Bottom Five segment tearing themselves to pieces while recounting their Bottom Five Filmjitsu Moments, which may or may not include a deeply passionate discourse on the physics of leprechaun penis eruption. FIinally, the guys wrap-up 2023 by awarding the Best Picture Jitsu via an epic round of Kick Three, Pick One!

Mike and Jay get into the spirit of the holiday season with Filmjitsu first: a movie both had to watch and review. That movie? "The Mean One," a 2022 horror parody of The Grin-... um... you know, who absconded with that one holiday there with the trees, gifts and, yeah, you know. After retelling their tale of yuletide suffering, the guys then list their bottom five gifts (or presents, because gifts was too hard to say) and square off an epic game of holiday Kick Two Pick Two. Will "Mupper Christmas Carol" make the cut, or will it end up in a Christmas tree bonfire on New Year's Eve? Find out now!

The Big Show boys discuss who the top five QBs in the NFL are...as well as who the bottom five QBs in the NFL are.

Producer Josh unveils his weekly rankings of the worst teams the NFL has to offer

Mike, after performing horribly in the annual bracket competition he helped create over at the Filmspotting podcast, is forced to watch "Home Team," a Happy Madison production that even Adam Sandler himself had the good sense to avoid. Jay's around to laugh at Mike's suffering, and then both share their bottom five movie teams which may or may not include flicks actually involving sports. Finally, the guys introduce a new segment to the show - "Kick Two, Pick Two," a debate where the merits of four thematically-linked films are counted out with the goal to keep only two, while the rest are sent to a cinematic phantom zone, never to be seen again!

The Big Show boys give their Top 5/Bottom 5 teams in the NFL right now and ponder a peculiar hypothetical: Should you be concerned about bowl opt-outs if you're headed for a NY6 bowl?

Producer Josh unveils his weekly rankings of the five WORST teams in the NFL. Not a TON of change this week, but there IS a new number one.

The Tuesday tradition returns this week, Producer Josh lists his Bottom Five teams in the NFL. Connor takes issue with one omission.

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To celebrate Dan Snyder officially being out as the owner of the Commanders, Connor has his five worst owners in sports.

The off-season is over! Eric Jensen is joined by YB, Mason from buffalo and Brad to discuss what's been going on lately, a what we've been binging draft and touch on some mid summer NFL headlines before diving into who the five best and five worst teams are in the NFL heading into 2023. Division previews start next week!  TV/Movie draft: (10:00) Mid-summer headlines (35:00) Top Five and Bottom Five teams in the NFL (42:00)

Ahead of tomorrow's midterm elections, Bryan and David discuss overarching pundit projections, touch on the most contentious elections, and weigh in on the news that Donald Trump could announce his candidacy next week (6:20). Then, they revisit the chaos on Twitter with Elon Musk restricting accounts, “legalizing” comedy, and bringing back former employees (32:40), all before reminiscing about Parade magazine, which will no longer print its paper version (38:16). Plus, the Overworked Twitter Joke of the Week, and David Shoemaker Guesses the Strained-Pun Headline. Hosts: Bryan Curtis and David Shoemaker Associate Producer: Erika Cervantes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices