Sharks Across Hollywood

This week we talk about the classic early 90s martial arts coming of age movie where a kid with obvious crippling mental health issues is told that everything will be all good if he learns to use nunchucks. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Insert witty jokes about Jennifer Aniston and pots of gold... Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Seriously...if you give us your heart you'll get more than a pen. If ya know what I mean! I'm pretty sure that's a penis joke. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's happened at least 104 times before, but this time my dog was actually in the room with us. You can hear his little claws clacking on the floor and his ears flapping all over the place while you also listen to us talk about this 90s classic starring Bill Murray and And Macdowell...Again Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag https://www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Well-its-Groundhog-Day-again-by-McPod/113339950.LVTDI    

If The Rev had a ninja name it would be WAB. Wet Ass Blanket. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Christmas is always better with a murderous robot Santa Clause. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This one is a doozy everybody! A sea of virgins trying to get the high score on Donkey Kong and other classic arcade games. Throw in some bad music, hot sauce and some light child abuse and you've got yourself a recipe for a good time! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Halloween ain't over until the fat dudes talk about a Halloween movie! So I guess it's over...but listen to this anyways Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's still Halloween in the Shark Pod and this week we're talking about a cult classic that spawned an entire franchise...kind like every other New Line horror movie but still! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Spooky Season is upon us so come and listen to Andrew and The Rev talk about this under seen soon to be cult classic.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Is Heavy Metal a horror movie? That's a question we will try and fail to answer in this episode. Also there's boobs. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Life's tough when you're a mediocre straight dude who falls in love with a cool lesbian.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This week we get to talk ab out the movie that launched a million goths and even more dudes who thought they were being edgy by telling everyone that their name is Draven. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's the last week of this year's Sharks Across Tokyo and we're talking about ninjas, vagina snakes, and dudes with beehives in their backs! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This week we get to talk about the best movie ever to star a zebra themed superhero.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

The Sharks are still over in Tokyo taking a tour of Tokusatsu! Come listen while we talk about geisha faces on the tips of super long dicks and aliens pulling weird DNA bombs out of vaginas on their necks. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's that time again where The Sharks take a trip to Japan to sample all their weird and awesome shit. Mostly just movies. Mostly Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It really is about time for us to tackle what may or may not continue to be The Last Sharknado! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

We could say something philosophical here but there's a good chance that it would end up sounding less convincing than a Sum Dum Goy fortune cookie so just listen to us talk about The Last Dragon instead. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Happy Juneteenth! Unless you're the people in this movie, because they're having kind of a shitty day. Also...how the fuck do you play Spades? Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's better than you all act like it is. So suck it I guess Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We're finally talking about the movie based on the very "true" story of Frank W. Dux. Come listen to us make fun of this maniac and ultimately come to the conclusion that we love him because he gave us this 80s classic Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Let's go back to the Monday Night Wars when they let a random celebrity become the World Heavyweight Champion of the second biggest wrestling promotion in the country!  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This is the first episode in our 12 month 2023 Shaw Brothers Retrospective: 12 Fingers Of Shaw. Listen to it and give us your money to hear the other 11 episodes in the series along with 2021 The 13th and 2022: A years in the Asylum. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's been 25 years since this iconic as hell movie came out and we're gonna talk about it. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's our first and probably only DCOM we're ever talking about in the SharkPod until Andrew can convince The Rev that Johnny Tsunami is even better than this one! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This episode was recorded back in June of 2023 and we didn't release it for reasons that neither of us can remember. Here it is though! This movie is weird and worth it. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Christmas so fuckin' Die Hard Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

On this episode we give a fair amount of shit to Stallone despite the fact that we mostly respect him for giving us one of the dumbest and best movies of the 80s. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's still Halloween over here despite the fact that Mariah Carey is all over the radio. We're scraping the bottom of the shit barrel with this one. Come suffer with us while we trudge our way through this overwrought nonsense Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's no longer Halloween but these episodes have to come out sometime so right before Thanksgiving is perfect for this horror classic. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

Halloween's over but fuck it! There's always time for murderous religious zealots in the SharkPod! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Halloween and we bring in the basic biotch spooky season with an only scary cuz it's bad anthology movie produced by schlockmeister Charles Band! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Come and listen to us talk the best truck driving arm wrestling movie! It may actually be the only one but still. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Sharks Across Hollywood is back to talk about an underrated and overlooked 90s coming of age teen classic! Also the soundtrack rules!  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Sharks Across Tokyo comes to an end with this body horror sci fi epic that still doesn't make any damn sense. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag Godzilla Theme by Akira Ifukube  

Come listen to us get all kinds of facts wrong about the franchise and plenty of other things. The important part is that we're having fun. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag Godzilla Theme by Akira Ifukube  

Power Rangers Month starts strong with this nostalgia trip brought to us by the OG Blue Ranger Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag Power of Love by Huey Lewis and The News Godzilla Theme by Akira Ifukube  

This is what happens when parents complain and a sequel gets green lit and shot in less than a year. And By "this" I mean the greatest movie EVER. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

In this week's episode we try and fail to not make fun of Tara Reid, and we finally get to wash the shit taste out of our mouths from Sharknado 4. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Here it is! Our half assed Juneteenth/Pride Month episode because we are bad people who forget about shit that we shouldn't. Please forgive us and enjoy the show Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Somewhere in the multiverse Spider-Man himself is listening to this podcast so you you should too. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Break out all your winter clothes and your polite Minnesota disposition and come listen to us talk about Fargo. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

That's right! This movie is so good that they gave the title an exclamation point. Just listen to us talk about it. You might be disappointed. But that's not the movie's fault. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Come and listen to us talk about one of the best horror sequels ever. Blood and guts and all the walking trees you can handle! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Come and listen to us talk about what may be the best worst video game movie of all time! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This is the most romantic we have ever been. Yes. Andrew and The Rev cuddled and watched the movie while Glen Hansard serenaded us with his dulcet Irish tones emanating from his mouth hole. This is weird and we're ok with it. Just listen to us talk about this movie. It's a good time Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

If you want the Walmart Conan then you're in luck because we found him! His name is Talon and he's kind of a douche but he's charming and he likes horses so everyone loves him. Rest in peace Albert Pyun! You amazing son of a bitch Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

it's our first episode of 2023 and it's got us all kinds of pumped for Creed 3! Listen to this and go see Creed in theaters so we can get more of these movies that make Andrew all happy and giddy on the inside Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Everyone else is doing it so we might as well join in. This week we get to talk about Hulk Hogan's Oscar worthy acting in a disjointed kids movies from the mid 90s. And also Christmas and stuff. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Holiday time in the SharkPod. So it's time for movies full of Christmas spirit and a bunch of other shit that's all holly jolly or whatever. This week it's time to get Trapped In Paradise with Ghost Rider, Garth, and The Critic. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag