Slam Drunk

We're back with a Fantasy Football punishment to remember! After losing the Fantasy Johns 2023 Toilet Bowl, and despite having the most points scored and highest Bonage Index (BI) (5:25), Aug has to spend 13 hours in a Buffalo Wild Wings (0:01). He can only leave after he eats, drinks, and burps his way out. Thankfully, many friends stop by to keep him company as he overindulges, including Kaadir (20:21), and their waitress, who turns out is an awesome rapper named Let Em Kno Lay (17:32). Not only do Mike and Drew come out of their caves to record with Aug, but one special visitor clogs the only toilet in the establishment by 11:30 AM (13:49). The guys review Sam Adams Cold Snap (19:18). And despite terrible audio quality due to the BWW recording location, Aug writes and preforms a song to commemorate losing the fantasy league (10:30).

*PSA: Chili's IN, Buffalo Wild Wings OUTOn this Philly Special episode of Slam Drunk, the guys celebrate the Philly sports teams' recent success, Philly's amazing fans (24:45), and the wedding of two best friends. To kick off the celebrations, Aug sings his Fantasy champion parody song (1:00), Mike reviews his new kitty cat, Glove Box (7:53), and Drew and Mike sing a track from their highly anticipated Philly Special Christmas Album (14:21). Later, we celebrate our recently married pod-host in a pre-recorded wedding night segment, featuring The Hunter with Shiner Bock and The Gut Shuffler(40:06). Lastly, the guys get shitty on recent heartbreaking sports losses, but ultimately decide that it's alright to eat at Chili's again (47:42)

*PSA: Chili's IN, Buffalo Wild Wings OUTOn this Philly Special episode of Slam Drunk, the guys celebrate the Philly sports teams' recent success, Philly's amazing fans (24:43), and the wedding of two best friends. To kick off the celebrations, Aug sings his Fantasy champion parody song (0:54), Mike reviews his new kitty cat, Glove Box (7:54), and Drew and Mike sing a track from their highly anticipated Philly Special Christmas Album (14:17). Later, we celebrate our recently married pod-host in a pre-recorded wedding night segment, featuring The Hunter with Shiner Bock and The Gut Shuffler (40:06). Lastly, the guys get shitty on recent heartbreaking sports losses, but ultimately decide that it's alright to eat at Chili's again (47:42)

In the season 2 finale the boys decide to shoot straight from the hip without a script and tackle life's biggest questions of Death, God, and Beer. In a role reversal, Aug has to guess which beer Mike and Drew have picked for the finale (4:44). The boys Get Shitty (11:34). Next, a commercial for the new, patented NFL Head Condoms (21:34). A fair bit of goofing around takes place during the Impromptu Snack Review (23:20). Aug finally guesses the mystery beer in the Beer Review (31:30). Finally, all rise for another sermon from the Pastor of the Church of Football (37:30). Thanks for burping along with us!

This episode of Slam Drunk is sponsored by Meal Replacement Vapes (4:29). This week Mike, Drew, and Aug dive into the Wild West of sports gambling. First up, the guys try to guess real or made-up horse names in Off to the Races(6:24), then they kind of just goof around (CW: Loud burps) (17:55). After the goofing around, the boys get serious and talk about their top tips and tricks for sports gambling (19:33). Then the guys cash in with their second commercial break (31:05). Later, Aug interviews open source investigative expert, Flamingo Lingo, and the two discuss match fixing (32:58). And make sure to hang around for our impromptu interview with the spider from under Mike's beer can (62:16)

On this episode the guys answer caller questions doubting The Process (0:38), receive a voice note from an old friend, Carmenthol Anferneè (5:26), review the professional games they attended over the 2021-2022 season (12:32), interview an Eagles season ticket holder mid-game (23:19), take a commercial break (28:17), and review Back Forty Beer Company's Naked Pig (9:10)(31:26). Lastly, we want to thank friends of Slam Drunk, East, for making a special call to Dominos on behalf of a fantasy football rivalry (39:16), and a secret admirer who keeps emailing us (@slamdrunkpod@gmail.com) fan fiction (42:43)

On this episode the guys answer a fan question from an old friend, Carmenthal (2:51), Aug sings a not so patriotic song to Mike to commemorate a fantasy victory (11:11), and JBs (Jägerbombs) are drunk (some might say they are ‘slam drunk') (16:08). Later on the episode we ask Coach Drew for life advice (18:37), we cut to a commercial for the continent of Europe (24:33), and lastly, we interrupt your regularly scheduled Mikes and Bikes segment to reveal big news about Author Mike**Spoiler Alert: Mike gets published (28:03)!!!

Welcome back, it's been a while! That's because we've been burping our way through the Western World collecting sports and drinking stories that will surely make you want to throw your hands and guts up in the air. Join our friends as we answer a caller question about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics (2:07), interview real Brits about the Euro (soccer) tournament (8:53), and go on vacation with our Platonic Lovers in Virginia (27:00). To skip to the commercials go to (49:01) and tune in to the legend of the hot tub scrimp at (51:47)

March might have passed, but the madness is here to stay in this action-packed (sloppy) episode. After a lighthearted housekeeping (1:19) where the guys talk about the start of the MLB season, they hold the first sermon for The Church of Football given by the First Prophet, Drew (18:50), create a Sweet 16 March Madness bracket of their favorite beers (21:15), and then do the same for their favorite mascots (34:35). Separating the two bracket breakdowns is a delicious impromptu snack review (31:00). On the drink menu tonight are a variety of Mike's Harder tallboys (13:22) (46:05). And in a Slam Drunk first, the guys prepare two commercials in an attempt to sell out (10:45)(54:08)

In the season 2 premier of Slam Drunk the guys interview their first professional athlete, retired offensive tackle Chris Hairston. Also in this episode Drew sings a song to celebrate his fantasy championship (3:02), Chris gives Aug a professional inspirational speech (19:17), the guys do a not-so-rapid-fire round of questions (21:38), have a conversation about the social justice movement in the NFL (29:36), discuss which mascots they could beat up (40:12), and review Stella Artois (14:26) (51:46). Lastly, you know an episode wouldn't be complete without an impromptu commercial for a product you can't live without (62:51).

In the season one finale, the guys do a fantasy football season recap and Drew and Aug sing a duet to Mike (3:02), they Get Shitty (12:09), start a new religion, The Church of Football, and proselytize while playing Madden (19:40), redeem themselves for their missteps over our first season (32:01), create a commercial for the new lasik unibrow technology (39:34), guess NFL brands (42:08), review a classic snack (47:29), and also review one of Mike's favorites, Yuengling (16:22)(49:36). Oh, and check out the burp that probably qualifies Slam Drunk for the Longest Burp On Pre-Taped Improv Sports Comedy Podcast in the 2021 Guinness World Records book (57:44). Thanks for listening to our first season! Love, Aug, Mike, and Drew

This week the guys sit down with the women in their lives to have an important conversation about the inequalities and gender dynamics in sports. Also this week, the guys perform two fantasy parody songs (3:13), shit on a misogynist trope in high school sports (13:13), and play a bunch of games including Is It Hazing? (26:37), Guess the Year (36:01), Can the Guys Name Five Female Athletes (42:50), and Has It Gone Too Far? (47:22). They then review the McRib (55:02) and Bow and Arrow Brewing's Denim Tux (60:10)

This week Aug sings a rock ballad to Mike for eviscerating him in fantasy football (1:18), the guys play Fuck Marry Kill with their favorite sports coaches (5:24), shout out Philly for helping turn PA blue (9:28), and get complimenty (14:26). Later, college bud and resident sports trainer, Ben joins the pod and plays Sports Nicknames with “Poop Boi” (17:17), Someone get the trainer (26:44), and helps with an impromptu potato salad review (37:46). Throughout the episode the guys review Ben's favorite beer, Modelo (41:43), oh and Mike's house literally starts flooding mid-recording.

This week the guys return to the place it all started, the Tampa Bay region. Drew sings a song to celebrate his multiple Fantasy wins (1:30), the guys shit on Tampa teams (12:24), finally get advertisers (11:28), play a game called Did Florida Man Do That: Sports Edition (17:10), meet a mascot (25:06), answer listener questions (31:48), give you the latest in dinosaur news (41:33), and slam Tampa's own, Jai Alai (44:34)

This week the guys enjoy a variety pack of New England IPAs sent by college bud Nathan, Mike sings a song to Drew (2:46), the guys shotgun a beer (5:57), shit on every New England sports team (10:47), play another favorite drinking game, Thunderstruck (21:36), meet the Celtics mascot, Lucky (31:22), quiz each other on athletes who could have gone pro in another sport (39:21), and overall just have fun (the entire podcast)

This week the guys update us on their fantasy standings through song (1:19), give a Social Justice Shoutout (4:10), Get Shitty (7:11), play the Newly Wed Game with very special guest, Noah/Niles (14:36), Meet a Mascot (24:54), Hunt a Mascot, and review Drew's favorite beer, Shiner Bock (36:22)

This week producer Aug comes on the show to sing a song to Drew (1:54), the Bucs call Drew (4:40), the guys listen to the NFL Votes commercial (6:37), Get Shitty (8:58), talk with their European Correspondent Bill (18:41), Meet a Mascot (26:14), and review Dutch's finest, Heineken (37:38). Lastly, Aug pays tribute to a talented musician and friend, Major Van Winkle (42:11)

This week the guys host a very special fantasy episode where they imagine what moves they'd make as the GMs of their favorite franchises (1:43), Get Shitty on each other's fantasy teams (5:26), host a fantasy fantasy football draft where they can only choose fictional characters (19:13), create their own fantasy mascot (32:10), review New Belgium's finest (38:40) as well as their favorite sports chip (36:30)

This week the guys dive into protest moments in sports history, shit on some racists, and talk about how sports have always been political. They also Meet a Mascot and review their first beers from a Black-owned brewery.Sign the petitions for racial change at the links below:https://www.change.org/p/tony-evers-charge-the-cops-who-shot-jacob-blake?source_location=discover_feedhttps://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylor?source_location=discover_feed

The week the guys read their fan mail, Get Shitty, tell some ASMR Conspiracy Theories, Meet a Mascots, Sign a Petition for a Geriatric Combine, play On This Date In History: Sports Edition, and review Dublin's finest, Guinness Draught. Sign our petition at https://www.change.org/slam_drunk_geriatric_combine

This week the guys Get Shitty, hold a Pregame Press Conference, Meet a Mascot, Sign a Petition, play a Speed Round, and review Anheuser-Busch's iconic Bud Light. Sign our petition at Change.org/slam_drunk_dinosaurs Episode art by @tyler_salami