Tech Talk

Additional insightful and witty discussion with Grok that didn't make the cut in Episode 178. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim has a surprise for Ted that leads to the first ever guest on Tep Talk, as well as a number of major therapeutic breakthroughs and a potential new romance or two. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

The brand new atheist holiday single from Evilution, featuring Lil' Anti-Pastor PP Shooter, Tha Based Rationalist, Fossil Dan, Tony Frappé & Crypto. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

iOS 18.4 is here and everyone's talking about the new emojis! Tim and Ted go deep on the juiciest aspects of Apple's latest release while also discussing the torturous burden of freedom. Also, strife in Lil PP Shooter's atheist rap group, dealing with a surly tulpa, and a lesson in grieving from the boys at Sound Hogz Pro Audio. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

A massive, unprecedented announcement from Elon gives hope to Tim, Ted and all of humanity. Also, Ted begins to rebuild his empire from the safety of his father's shed and he and Tim provide some insightful business/leadership/secrecy/relationship content. Plus, how to properly stage a porn tribute to your favorite deceased OnlyFans star. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim discovers an exciting surprise--and it's not just the mysterious new Apple monitor! Tim and Ted discuss what they hope to see from the newly teased monitor, how to collaborate on experiments as fathers, and the utility of ritual magick. Plus, paying respects to another legend lost too soon, a visit from Maveen and Rodney, and Ted's new hobby. Also, an exciting development in Gareth's career. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted learn a troubling, but ultimately comforting, fact about their reality. Also, the grand reveal of Apple's "new member of the family!" Plus, anatomy of a bad cousin, living the Donkey Kong lifestyle, and some free ideas for Shrek 4. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted address a disturbing and inappropriate rumor going around about the world's greatest man, Elon Musk. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Last week, Tim Cook teased a mysterious Apple "Launch" event where a new product is going to be unveiled and the uncertainty is ruining lives and minds. Tim and Ted calmly and logically break down the announcement, as well as provide an explanation for their recent erratic schedule. Plus, the benefits of having zero listeners. And, responding to recent fan mail! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's 2025 and Tim and Ted are back with their biggest predictions yet for the new year in tep! Plus, a brief explanation of their delayed start to the year and some exciting updates on their current living/unliving situations. Also, celebrating the end of Woke and all the new freedom available to fathers in 2025. Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/techtalkpod

It's the holiday season and you know what that means: time for the annual Tep Talk Father's Gift Guide! Tim and Ted run through this year's must-have high tech gifts for the fathers in your life. Also, they plan a beautiful Christmas funeral for their recently lost friend. Plus, responding to listener questions and condolences! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's a very special episode of Tep Talk, as Tim and Ted dig into the most exciting news of the week: the 4th anniversary of the release of the Airpods Max! Also, Ted shares some other developments in his life and Tim tells the tale of his unexpected Thanksgiving dinner. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's BLACK FRIDAY and Tim and Ted are eagerly looking into the mouth of madness to bring you the top deals YOU need to reward yourself for making it through another Thanksgiving. Plus, a Dad's Guide to Thanksgiving Etiquette. Also, Tim does his part to save Ted's identity, Emmett finds a new way to ruin Ted's life, and facts and logic proves who did NOT bail Tim out of jail. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

As first mentioned in Episode 168. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim is out of jail...but who bailed him out? Tim and Ted put on their detective caps and set out to solve their biggest mystery yet. Plus, the dads address Elon Musk's recent controversial behavior. Also, Bronson continues his very cool descent into M as he goes into all out war with the P. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's Halloween, the one night of the year when anything is possible, and Tim and Ted are taking advantage of the spooky season to bust Tim out of jail and save his life. Plus, Bronson's mental state continues to evolve in a chilling and thrilling direction, the police continue to build their business empire, and Uncle Rodney takes advantage of the season.

Spooky season is upon us and Tim and Ted take some time to bask in the devilish atmosphere, contemplating costumes and their potential deaths. Plus, how to delete messages off your phone so no one can find them and how to stay safe in jail when your use as a bargaining chip is waning. Also, the Patreon enters an exciting new era and Ted's business and identity get #disrupted in an exciting way. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

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Some long overdue news about a plan to assemble fan panels to help fix Hollywood films has Tim and Ted diving back into the world of movie magic and laying out some of their finest cinematic ideas yet. #GloopGang Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's the 13th anniversary of Steve Jobs's death and Tim and Ted celebrate with an epiphany about the nature of His creation. Plus, Point Break 2, more perks of being in jail, and an impression roundup. Also, how to face your fear of a new iOS. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted briefly describe the circumstances that forced them to take a week off of the podcast and that gave them a new appreciation for local law enforcement. Plus, Ted helps the police come up with an innovative new fundraising plan to help deal with under-funding from the city. Also, a new song from Cory and a new career development for Lil Anti-Pastor PP Shooter. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

The brand new hit single from Cory ft. Lil Anti-Pastor PP Shooter Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are feeling rested and refreshed and have renewed focus after their first exciting week in jail. They tackle a thorny tep question for one of their new fans/guards and discuss everything people get wrong about being imprisoned. Also, trying out different legal defenses for their presumed upcoming trial. Plus, Elon shines his light of knowledge on fathers everywhere once again. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tensions between the parking lot and the Best Buy bubble over into outright war, forcing Tim and Ted to take up arms against former friends. As father turns against father, a weary country looks on and fears for their uncertain future. Plus, exciting developments for Teslafest 2024. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Strange happenings at the Best Buy force Tim and Ted to put on their critical thinking independent journalism hats and do an impromptu masterclass in logic and reasoning. Plus, Tim learns that (shoutout Melvin Brooks) "being the king is hard and not easy!" Also, Ted's new bike has people talking and the Teslafest lineup continues to evolve. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

To celebrate an unprecedented 160 episodes the podcast, Tim and Ted take a break from their hard work to celebrate their success and answer YOUR questions. Plus, the implosion of the Forever Christmas community continues to reverberate throughout the parking lot, leading to a new role for Ted and some new workers for Teslafest. Also, the difficulties of being a sovereign, the truth about nostalgia, and the Apple Maps app -- what happens if you open it? Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are alive and excited to be talking about all the rumors surrounding the upcoming iPhone 16, in spite of certain people who are set on dragging them down. They discuss their daring escape from imprisonment, give small credit where credit is due, and try to move and grow in the spirit of healing. Plus, a new band addition gives Teslafest an exciting rebrand. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

As Ted's life draws to a close, Tim executes his most cunning plan yet to save him from the Santas. But first, exciting news from Logitech promises to disrupt the computer mouse once and for all! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

After a brief hiatus during which Ted was taken hostage and potentially murdered, Tep Talk is back and ready to cover WWDC! What's new in iOS 18? Is the new iMac thicker? What new torturous indignities has Tim Cook subjected the corpse of Tim and Ted's best friend to? How has Ted enjoyed his time with the Santas? All that and more lie within! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Due to unforeseeable recent events, Tep Talk will be taking a short break while Tim and Ted sort out some mundane hostage details. See you in July! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Everything's coming up Tep! Tim and Ted celebrate a series of massive triumphs in the world of Teslafest 2024, with the help of a little cash, some reinvestment, and the charms of Tedmina. Plus, breaking down an exciting innovation/mercy killing from Apple. Also, graduating from The Father's Way into total personal, spiritual and tepnological rejuvenation. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted kick things off by going deep on Apple's thrilling new iPad ad and all that it heralds. Then, celebrating the return of the Petco parking lot to its rightful rulers leads quickly to preparations for Teslafest 2024. Plus, Uncle Seth starts a new hustle, Tedmina continues to enchant, and Tim comes up with the perfect plan to (re)unite The Billionaires. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's Week 10 of the Father's Way and Tim and Ted are experiencing Spiritual Revival in the form of the retaking of the Petco parking lot! As they await the arrival of their crack team of tactical dads, they discuss some of the latest tep news, information and gossip. Also, debunking a dangerous new article in MacRumors and proving Siri's worth. Plus, Uncle Rodney's music career, the righteous uses of anger, and Marvin finds a new calling. Support Tep Talk: www.TechTalkPod.org

A recent spate of spurious rumors and gossip (derogatory) about the Cybertruck forces Tim and Ted to do an emergency bonus pod debunking all the "supposed" problems one by one. Also, Grime's recent performance at Coach Chella leads to a groundbreaking revelation. Plus, major progress made in writing the best song ever made and a Father's Guide to Catfishing.

Tim and Ted break down the rumored colors for the next iPhone, but not before detailing Week 9 of The Father's Way! Plus, saying goodbye to some old friends who met a bittersweet end. Also, efforts to take back the Petco parking lot ramp up and Ted makes a big sacrifice. #NoSpankFriday #NaughtyDads #KeepItInYourPocket #RealDadsDontSpank #OnlyForElon Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's the most wonderful time of the year (April Fools) and this year's celebration leads Tim and Ted to a sobering discovery. Also, Operation Darby's Dead Parents gets a rushed opening night the fallout leads to a change of plans for Teslafest. Plus, the pressures of saying gossip and becoming Disneysecure. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted go deep on an all-time low price for the new Macbook Air. Also, a look behind the curtains at how the dads keep themselves grounded and motivated to do their crucial podcasting work every week, including some free inspirational quotes and affirmations that can help you stay positive and ready to grind. Plus, Operation Darby's Dead Parents gets a new player. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

In honor of Easter, an exclusive release of Cory's latest hit single, "Prodigal Son," featuring Lil' Pastor PP Shooter, who asked us to tell you that he is risen indeed, but we told him that wasn't a good idea. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's the 150th Episode of Tep Talk and Tim and Ted have put together a very special celebration extravaganza featuring an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the making of the show! Plus, at home with Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan, Lil Pastor PP Shooter's Christian rap swan song, and further developments of TeslaFest 2024. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

What will the iPhone 16 look like? Tim and Ted go through some of most exciting rumors about the next big upgrade. Plus, Week Five of The Father's Way teaches you how to focus your obsessive thoughts. Also, mounting social tensions lead Tim and Ted to have an honest conversation about their feelings and the parking lot dysfunction reaches a useful boiling point. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are back after a brief hiatus which they make no apologies for but which led them to make one of the biggest mistakes of their lives. They do their best to make right that which can never be healed. Plus, Weeks 3 and 4 of The Father's Way. Also, inside iOS 17.4 Supported Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted go deep on a newly-announced iMessage security protocol, but first they complete their exercises for Week 2 of Ted's new self-help program, The Father's Way. Also, religious strife continues to roil the parking lot dads as the sovereigns struggle to maintain control. Plus, improving on some classic texts. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

At long last, Tim and Ted provide the first ever hands-on review of the new Apple Vision Pro! Plus, a minor digression into Ted's new book that aims to help father's self-actualize. Also, after a rocky start to their new band, Tim and Ted hit upon an idea that will change music as we know it. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

The rumors say iOS 18 is going to be the "biggest update yet" but what will that entail? Tim and Ted dig into the rumors. Plus, setting things right with Elon after last week's miscommunication and settling old scores with Disney. Also, the Forever Christmas community continues to grow, as do religious tensions in the Petco parking lot. And Tesla Fest gets a new headlining act! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Marvin and Darby's pointed exclusion of Tim and Ted from their first live performance leads to their most elegant undercover operation yet. Also, responding to the the "exciting" news about the first human Neuralink recipient. Plus, behind the scenes with James Bond, how to sing as a dad, and the secrets of being a roadie. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

iOS 17.3 is here and Tim and Ted go deep on all the exciting developments in Apple's new iPhone software! Plus, Ted runs afoul of the Forever Christmas community and suffers the consequences. Also, the one zoot suit tip you NEED to know in 2024 and a schism strikes the Petco parking lot. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted do their first ever App Breakdown and go deep on Apple's new Journal app, helping them access some of their deeper thoughts and feelings. Plus, Tim continues to live his best life as Santa, with the help of some new listeners. Also, the top ten innovations at the 2024 CES conference. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's the start of a new year and you know what that means: it's time for the annual Tep Talk roundup of predictions for the year ahead in tep! Tim and Ted run through some of the most likely innovations coming our way this year, with minor digressions into Tim's new occupation and Ted's holiday retreat. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

For the fourth year in a row, Tim and Ted present their annual Christmas special and this year it's bigger than ever! Featuring: festive caroling, Christmas stories, and the return of some familiar friends. Plus, Ted's secret receipe for D-Nog, Tim's new seasonal job, and a big Christmas surprise from Ted's dad. Also, a visit to some international Christmas celebrations. Happy Holidays, Tep Talk listeners! Tim and Ted will be back in 2024. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted discuss the gifts they have planned for their friends and family this year before receiving the greatest gift of all from Elon Musk. Plus, identifying the rarest type of Dad, the truth behind immaculate conception, and what to get for the patriot in your life. Also, new and exciting visions of the afterlife. To hear Tim and Ted's first experience with an AI, listen to Episode 113 "The Steve Jobs Interview" here: https://link.chtbl.com/TepTalkSteveJobsInterview Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.Patreon.com./TechTalkPod

As heard on Cory's new "My Dad's Patreon" EP. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod