The Body Shoppe

We finally did it! The original Friday the 13th. Join us on a camping trip to Crystal Lake. And, now, you can watch our stupid faces do the show on YouTube.

Welcome back to The Body Shoppe and thank you for again inviting us into your living room, car, cubicle, or dungeon. Wherever you listen. Join us as we review what may be the greatest horror film in decades...after these words from our sponsors.

WE'RE BACK!!!! Been away for a while but we're back and coming out of the gate with the cult classic Rocky Horror. This, like the film, is a hilarious romp! Be sure to find us on all the social media sites.

We talk about the Mel Brooks classic and Bryan has an Abby Normal opinion about it.

We found a Shudder original adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft story. Click the button and find out how we felt about it!

That's right, Body Shoppers. We hit another OG Universal monster. Come check it out and find us on all the social medias!

We bring back Alex as a stand-in for Glenn and fire up the 1985 cult classic, Re-Animator! You guys don't wanna miss this.

Glenn has found himself kidnapped by forces unknown so we asked our regional assistant to the intern to fill in for this 2017 Netflix film about British not-hikers on a hike when pure nightmare fuel ensues.

OMG! Did you hear? The Body Shoppe is doing the original Scream movie! How can you not listen to this one?

We made it to 50 episodes so we take a look back at all of the movies we've covered thus far. If you hang out until the end, you hear a bit of what we have planned for the future, too. I think the die hard Body Shoppers will like some of this one.

Here it is, folks. Invite your favorite weary traveler in and have them for dinner while you check out 1974'd The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Ohm what fresh Hell is this that we have stumbled upon? Is this...is this even a coherent movie or one run-on sketch comedy skit? And, if it's comedy, when does it get funny? I'm still waiting.

Know ye all whom this may come to thine ears, Ye Olde Body Shoppe has now done 2015's The VVitch and shall henceforth be accused of the crime of consorting with the devil and writing their names in his book.

Glenn wanted to talk about a cursed lake. Bryan wants to go bottle the evil water and sell it. Come hear all about both in this bonus episode of The Body Shoppe.

Well, this movie is kind of a disaster. Which means this episode is all over the place. Come along for the almost fever dream that is 1988's Black Roses.

That's right! We finally did it! The classic space porcupine/bounty hunter epic that is Critters!

Here's one neither of us had seen. Now, we have... So, there's that.

We try to tackle 1995's Seven and decide if it's actually a horror movie. Spoiler alert: It is not.

Come along as we discuss whether this movie is good or if we just remember it as good.

A slasher film about porno and old people scrumping? Well, that sounds (regrettably) right up our alley. Let's do this. I won't accept a life I do not deserve...and I guess this is it.

We talk about the folks behind the mask...s and makeup and blood and gore and monsters we all know and love.

Oh, boy! A Troma movie! No way something this weird effects the hosts and makes this a weird show... That couldn't possibly happen.

Ranked one of the scariest films of all time. Winner of two Academy Awards. William peter Blatty's The Exorcist is the topic of discussion today.

Here's a fun walk through the annals of history. We discuss the events leading to and following the death of Giles Corey during the Salem Witch trials.

Glenn tells us all about The Gray Man from the coast of SC.

Oh, man... The Foo Fighters made a horror movie! You know, it's times like these you really hope they gave us the best of them and really learned to fly. Anybody else notice how much that guy from the Foo Fighters looks like the drummer from Nirvana?

What is this? This isn't even a horror movie. Why would we do this? Bruce Campbell is Elvis and there's a mummy and JFK is a black dude... What is happening. The world makes no sense. Lot of Cadillacs, though.

Weel, we finally did it, Body Shoppers. A Clive Barker movie. And one of the powerhouses of the horror zeitgeist. Strap in as we discuss the original 1987 Hellraiser!

Alright, So, it's not exactly ghost stories from Arkansas. It's really more of urban legend episode and a discussion on why some stories seem to be so universal. but, hey, check it out, anyway. WE think it's interesting.

Glenn gives us a once over of some of the lesser known legends from the state of New Jersey.

Here's another Stephen King movie for all you Body Shoppers out there. This time it's not a great one. Prime example of remembering a film better than it actually was. They can't all be winners, folks. Let us take you through Sometimes They Come Back.

Ever played Bloody Mary? Wanna know what kind of spooky games kooky kids today are playing? Join us as we delve into the scary world of supernatural shenanigans.

Right after The Lost Boys, Glenn found a story about vamps in Cali-forn-i-a. Spoiler alert: As far as our research indicates, the vampires did not surf nor could we find one named "Barbara Ann."

Seriously? We're doing The Lost Boys? Holy Shit. This movie is epic. You guys know. You've all seen it. If you haven't, do you even horror movie, bro?

Congratulations! You get to experience the creation of The Body Shoppe's "Avocado Award." The way we now refer to the absolute worst the horror genre has to offer.

Come along while we talk about this forgotten gem from 1998.

We babble incoherently about random scream queens. It's fun. You'll love it. Or you won't. Or you will.

We take a look at the directorial debut of Tom Savini in this remake of the 1968 film of the same name.

We talk about the Bird Cage Theater in Tombstone.

Glenn tells us about various urban legends from the state of Arkansas.

This movie is entirely too underrated. We talk you through John Carpenter's Body Bags. It's a fucking delight!

Today on The Body Shoppe we talk, briefly, about the Golden North Hotel, and a length about the effect of common ghost stories on tourism. Come on, Body Shoppers. Let's see what shakes loose in this odd bonus episode.

We're all over the place on this one, Body Shoppers. But, hey, it's bonus content. Just come hang out and listen to us babble.

We're back! And out of the gate with a pretty hot one. The guys wax philosophic about what it takes to save a bad movie and turn it into a classic. What do you folks think? Is one scene enough to make or break a film?

In a departure from our usual oddities and general strangeness, a fairly uneventful ghost tale leads to a story of what should be a true American folk hero. Granny Dollar.

Glenn hits us with a terrifying tale of the Kushtaka; a frozen were-otter.

Teen angst and mind magic run amuck in this classic Stephen King tale about various sources of sanguination. Come along, Body Shoppers.

Come a long as we discuss one urban legend from all 50 states in a short bonus format for those Body Shoppers who just can't get enough.

A turkey fucks a chick. Like, that happens. Even we don't know what we just watched.

IT'S A BOY! Who's ready for this? We're talking about the cult classic, Sleepaway Camp. Those of you who know us know this should be a wild ride. Don't forget to hit us up at thebodyshoppepodcast@gmail.com or on TikTok at thebodyshoppepodcast or on X @BodyShoppePod. Creep it real, folks!

Wanna hear about a bananas horror movie with Robert Englund and Lin Shaye? Here's one. It's insane. Come along while we pick through it! And dont forget to find us on X and TikTok.