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A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you (been my friend) Normal I like em a bit more (nothing) But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel (fine) I wanted to tell you All the (good) things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) I wanted to give your (groceries) a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My (song) I wanted to see if it made you (laugh) But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda (paid my phone bill) But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only (uhh) When I (uhhhhhhhhh) NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna (BAPBAPBAPBAAAAA NA NA NANAA) ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta (nothing) With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a (nothing) I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a (nothing) And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) Will we still get along? Will we still get along?
A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you turned me on Normal I like em a bit more curvy But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel wrong I wanted to tell you All the disgusting things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face I wanted to give your breasts a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My cock I wanted to see if it made you hot But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda gone all night But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only came When I masturbate NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna cum ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta boner With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a boner I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a boner And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) We will still get along? We we still get along?
Written & Recorded by TMH Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock additional writing by "The Gamer" album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/) MARKUS & MINKUS 0:00 - The Manor 1:03 - The Bedroom 2:38 - The Great Hall 3:57 - The Pineapple 7:26 - The Frame 12:59 - The Shed 18:12 - The Hogarty's 20:14 - The Sacrifice 22:54 - The Gold
This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022. Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to theminutehour@gmail.com with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth. -- NEW COMMISSION RATES -- If you want me to read a script - $40 for 1 minute of recorded lines +$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max) If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea - $50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects +$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max) CREDITS 0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration) 1:18 2. Tools Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer) 2:22 3. Dirty Bird Big Raim (inspiration) 3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter BubbaJonezz (premise) Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young) 6:06 5. Class Participation Daniel Gross (premise) 8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency Big Raim (premise) Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod) 9:56 7. Crystal Healer Nequies (premise) 10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 12:20 9. Make It Backwards A.A. (inspiration) Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons) 14:12 10. Country Song Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer) 16:15 11. Mealz Myron (premise/co-writer) Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM 18:34 12. Bear With Me SBS (premise) 19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of) 20:55 14. DIGMEOUT Chris B (premise) 21:52 15. Soap Chicken tehtyde (premise) 23:44 16. The Birthday Song K.R. (inspiration) 24:53 17. Nice Tux Anonymous (writer) Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy) 26:03 18. Rami's Mind Qanye (premise) 27:28 19. Tenet N.V. (premise) 28:49 20. Pantless Man Anonymous (premise/co-writer) Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie) 30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer) Music - "untitled192" (tmh) 32:55 22. Goblin in Space Gepherey (premise) 33:29 23. Totino Knows Anonymous (premise/co-writer) 34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2 Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy John V. (premise) 38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer) 39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer Jerry Harkins (premise) Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens) 41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude DOODmarine (writer) 41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)
FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS! SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE directed/edited by MoxieFamous original HUD design by FOD Signal Return is a collaborative project made with contributions from the tmh_tml community. discord.gg/zx5PYst 0:00 - Intro MUS: Rapiddd 0:22 - Care to Explain? MUS: Rapiddd AUD: Lief-Kynes VID: Darryl from A.N.T. Farm 0:38 - Title Screen MUS: Grawk VID: Jammho 0:53 - Episode Six MUS: Grawk VID: Grandbadger 1:08 - VOTE MUS: Grawk AUS: Burritos / GreyscalePeacock / Naztheros VID: ClassicOz 1:45 - Domino's MUS: Jammho AUD: SrupZ / Cube Cubed VID: Jammho 3:10 - Missed Call ALL: Yerg 3:42 - GOATS MUS: Slammity_dan / GreyscalePeacock VID: Jammho 4:06 - Dating Type ALL: Yerg / sundaybrunchspinster / bill_murray 5:57 - Big Monkey MUS: Dad VID: Grandbadger 6:58 - Vitamin C MUS: Lober VID: THTM 9:18 - I Luv Womyn MUS: The Yellow Shirt Man VID: SrupZ_ / not a robot / XxmichaelxX / bDwS 10:30 - Bumper MUS: Kilroy VID: ChopNotSlop 10:44 - Clocked AUD: TMH 13:48 - Bug Brigade MUS: MasterSquinch AUD: GreyscalePeacock VID: bDwS 14:44 - Bumper MUS: GreyscalePeacock 14:52 - Force Felt AUD: Dr. Elmayo VID: ChopNotSlop / Pea 17:26 - Walk in the Park AUD: SneakyHere MUS: sundaybrunchspinster VID: sergeant kipling 18:35 - Bumper MUS: Grawk 18:59 - OFF THE AIR MUS: Grawk Aud: CrunchyEater VID: Sergeant Kipling 19:13 - Butwat (App) MUS: Grawk AUD: TMH VID: Ethanol 20:01 - Eat Your Vegetables AUD: SneakyHere 21:10 - Credits VID: MoxieFamous MUS: sundaybrunchspinster
song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/listing/head_bopper OR join his PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois I also have a patreon - https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE
the minute hour music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST
Ok, google? Thank you. google, facebook, amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom makin the internet a better place it used to be shady it used to be hectic it used to be so dang eclectic not anymore, those days are gone thanks to google, facebook, and amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on) There's nothing very scary We capped the hate (goodbye hate) But careful what you say that could incriminate (careful what you say) And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!) I use facebook to check up on my former friends and amazon to buy my shit, get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs) I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers but there's no danger no there's no danger if they mess with me, I'll call the cops and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon maybe you been buyin' stuff to build a bomb or maybe you been lyin maybe you been wrong and we'll find it find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon oh we'll hunt it down and then we'll spread it around and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!) thanks google, facebook, and amazon you made the internet a perfect place for us to say whatever you want (I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for) and we don't deserve you and just we live to serve you won't you plug us into the machine and let our bodies be as one and join our brain with jeff bezos
A lil compilation of bits/skits. music, writing, voices, editing by the minute hour https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
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A couple months ago I went on a road trip to meet up with some old friends I hadn't seen in awhile, as well as old internet friends who I had yet to meet in real life. I made 9 stops in 17 days across 4000 miles. I recorded 110 hours of audio on the trip with a friend's mobile microphone and I'm now editing it into a little documentary series called "Car Man." This is episode 1, where I meet up with my good friend Bubba Coolguy for a night of drinking and pizza and The Godfather Part 3. Album art from FRUNTPORCH - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC855A0Fbx1EFEpP3_CSonVw https://www.instagram.com/fruntporch/ CONTENTS 0:37 - Car Man's Theme 1:38 - Driving to Bubba's (intro, sexy pedal) 2:57 - Christian radio, seeking 4:24 - Arriving at Bubba's 5:30 - Sardines 7:56 - Don Draper 9:21 - Bubba Bathes Sometimes 11:11 - Retaining Walls 12:16 - The Godfather, Pt 3 13:49 - Late night walk (pimp, sex store) 16:09 - Bubba's dream 17:19 - Bubba's first hentai 18:18 - Retaining Walls, Pt 2 19:16 - Departure Next episode featuring Turnip.
not really an album, just a dump of some music I've made on the computer since the last one of these (https://youtu.be/8xvz25CPRkM) - feel free to use any of these tracks in your creative projects, a lot of them can be easily looped. 0:00 - 1. 130 1:02 - 2. 119 2:06 - 3. 120 (from "The Rules of Chadds") 3:20 - 4. 128 4:33 - 5. 51 5:13 - 6. 129 6:40 - 7. 134 7:34 - 8. 45 (from "Welcome to Fockmart") 8:57 - 9. 135 9:56 - 10. 136 11:08 - 11. 123 (from "Manbits") 12:25 - 12. 133 13:03 - 13. 155 14:41 - 14. 141 15:37 - 15. 147 16:55 - 16. 122 (from "Manbits") 19:08 - 17. 127 20:37 - 18. 125
Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops) sent me this kick ass funky ass version of The Bugs Are Back! so I'm posting it here. Check out his soundcloud, he's contributed a bunch of stuff to TMH_TML projects in the past.
written by turnip voiced/edited by tmh music by philip glass from "The Photographer"
another song for that children's album that I am very slowly making. chords, E7 - A7 lyrics: the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back, back and they're on the attack! the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back, back and they're on the attack! it's springtime now all the bugs came to life they crawled outta the earth and into my night-MARES I tell you i'm so SCARED I know they're itty bitty and I know that I don't! care! what's goin' on in a bug's brain? why they actin' so strange? can they even feel pain? I don't know I only know the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back, back and they're on the attack! the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back and they want you for a snack! mosquitoes! bitin' my leg! beetles! makin' me sick! centipedes! I neva seen one but if I did you know you KNOW I'd be screamin'! ants! now they're not so scary... but spiders! when their legs get hairy... I swear if I saw a fairy I'd think it was a bug and smush it like a berry! the bugs are back x4 they're livin' in the trees they're flyin' so free get away from me oh bug is a verb and it means you bother me the war has begun they outnumber us a million to one an ant can lift a hundred thousand tons 25 of them and we'll be done RUN! the bugs are back x8
everybody does this, right?? chords: D - C - G last part is D - Am7 - C - G lyrics: at the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin' I whip out my phone and start stalkin' my exes stalkin' my exes on the internet yeah, if she's got a twitter, you know that I follow and if she's got an insta, you know I got around her block with my alternate accounts, yeah I got alternate accounts and she didn't count on my alternate accounts if you're my ex and you're listening to this I promise you, it's not a threat I'm just a curious little cat and I'm gonna stalk you on the internet I love to stalk you on the internet I love to see you tryin' to impress all your friends I love to stalk you on the internet I love to judge the caliber of guy that you're with I love to stalk you on the internet it's so easy to do, it's practically effortless and I love on your snapchat you've got gps cause that way I know exactly where you is! and I can stay far away from you but still I know exactly what you're up to is it a healthy thing to do? no but tell me you don't do it too we all stalk our exes on the internet it's the natural end to modern relationship we all stalk our exes on the internet maybe once maybe twice or every night before bed we all stalk our exes on the internet and if you're shakin' your head, I think that you're full of shit cause it's all right there on the internet and god help you if you're trying to forget no matter how far away I get I'm really ever only just a few clicks I'm gonna see everything you said I see you when you're lonely and I see you talkin' shit when I think of all the time that I spent scrollin' through my phone sittin' up in bed surely the lowest form of entertainment it's like reality tv except it's all about my ex I love your breakdowns I love your fakeouts I love your face when you get your breakouts I track your mileage your gingivitis and when your teeth rot I take a screenshot I stalk my exes woah!
a short collection of bits 0:00 - The Chocolate Shell VO/music by TMH 1:01 - Dancing VO/music by TMH 3:06 - The Jizzum Blanket by TMH 5:09 - Nostalgia Don VO - Donald Trump Music - Charlier Parker, Jam Session (1952) "Ballad Medley" 6:22 - Do What You Was Born To Do VO/music by TMH
chadds is unlike any game on the market. it costs $150 just to think about it. the minute hour music by the minute hour
All the music featured on the 2nd Cronacast - https://youtu.be/NjapTbuKNas album art by Odin_Odang_Obie featuring tracks from.... Jammho (http://isdmxinjail.com/) icrs (soundcloud.com/yungicarus) Yerg Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops // https://twitter.com/gpianops) Lober (https://soundcloud.com/user-237954200 // https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1JRX0poufM-RIItMXPwmEg?view_as=subscriber Spaghetti Squash (http://salmonofcapistrano.com/) Grawk (https://donate.wikimedia.org/) Actually Literally Satan The Gamer Odin_Odang_Obie (https://twitter.com/ObieOdin) The Mulkmen North Anatolian Fault Augggh Tracklist 0:00 - "You Died of Corono" (Jammho) 1:47 - "Shitty Minor 3" (icrs) 4:52 - "Eh" (Yerg) 7:44 - "Jerry Seinfeld Stole My Pockets" (icrs) 9:24 - "CronaHold" (Jammho) 11:26 - "Am I Gonna Get It" (Lober) 12:29 - "Heavy Breathing" (icrs) 14:34 - "Lugnut Salad" (Greyscale Peacock) 16:33 - Audience Voicemail 16:40 - "Slowdownman" (Jammho) 19:50 - "Warning" (Augggh) 20:00 - Audience Voicemail 20:14 - "Cwatt2" (Jammho) 23:16 - "Flies" (Odin_Odang_Obie) 25:41 - "Yabba Dabba Doo" (The Gamer) 27:00 - "Lost and Found" (icrs) 30:19 - Audience Voicemail 30:43 - "The Bottom Half of Your Face" (TMH / Spaghetti Squash) 32:33 - "Corona Spaceship" (Grawk) 33:46 - "Wrong" (Yerg) 35:51 - "Filed Under M" (Jammho) 39:27 - "New Normal" (The Mulkmen) 40:34 - "Into the Blue" (North Anatolian Fault) 42:09 - "Please Isolate" (Spaghetti Squash) 44:35 - "Chuptune" (The Gamer) 46:02 - "Corona Rona" (Spaghetti Squash) 46:56 - "This Song Tested Positive" (Actually Literally Satan) 48:47 - "Newnewnormal" (Jammho) 49:56 - "SUPERHIGHWAY" (Greyscale Peacock)
another tune for this damn pandemic - originally premiered on CronaCast 2. vocals/lyrics by TMH, music by Spaghetti Squash. We've got a few songs in the works, we'll release them all as an album at some point. lyrics 2 pm at the grocery store I'm in the aisle lookin' at some corn I turn to my right and what do I spy? but a beautiful half of a face I'm stuck here standing in place imaginin' the beautiful bottom half of your face with those eyebrows so plucked and refined now and guess what? I love the size of the gap between your eyes it's not too wide and I imagine that the bottom half of your face is probably fine whoa, I hope you're givin me so much hope whoa, whoa
Originally made for The RIP EP - https://youtu.be/Uj98Vpbd7Pc music by Chud Droopy - https://eroticguymachine.bandcamp.com/releases vocals/lyrics by tmh additional mixing by spaghetti squash Drue made a fun video for it - https://youtu.be/9wDibZwoePo So I decided it to release it on here.
This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members. B - A - E (chords) lyrics: this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles yes this song will sound terrible to you if you identify, as a pedophile and if you say "hey that's not my style, I just don't like this song" that's a pedophile in denial! this song sounds terrible to pedophiles, only pedophiles this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles if you dream of catchin a plane to pedophile island then you won't like it that's a 100% guarantee from me I did the research, I got a bibliography I took a survey of my closest friends and the ones who don't like this song they like fuckin' kids they fuck kids they fuck kids I stopped being their friend cause of what they did! I took a head count of all my work buddies and the ones who told me my SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY fuck kids they fuck kids I have evidence I release it, when it's appropriate this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles if you dream of catchin' a plane to pedophile island, then you won't like it and if you say "hey, it's not my style, I just don't like your song" WRONG! you're a pedophile I think you're a dirty pedophile if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child and for you that may be cool but for me it's not if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' you're groomin a kid! (oo!) (that's not cool) (that's not cool)
The most powerful force in America is obviously The Minions(TM). music 117 - tmh ESPN - Jerry Goldsmith (from the Total Recall OST)
Ricky Volbonte is a man of indeterminate ethnic origin who hosts a radio call in show. music Kevin MacLeod - Verano Sensual
a song for all the dnd'ers out there. chords E - F lyrics: on the I-95 that's where I drive drunk WOOOOOOO! where is the road? where is the road? where is the road? where did it go? where is the road? where is the road? excuse me officer the problem is just that IM DRUNK! IM DRUNK! IM SO FUCKEN DRUNK YES IM DRUNK! I don't know where I come from, I don't know where I come from, I don't know where I come from, I just know that I am drunk HEY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! WOAH! I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD! I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD! OH WHERE DID THE ROAD GO?? OHHHHHHH!
effin around in fruity loops for fun and this is the result. feel free to use any of this in any of your creative projects. 1. 97 - 0:00 2, 92 - 2:27 3. 108 - 3:56 4. 104 - 5:40 5. 69 - 7:28 6. 76 - 9:55 7. 100 - 11:41 8. 88 - 14:36 9. 106 - 17:10 10. 107 - 19:00 11. 71 - 20:59 12. 85 - 23:18 13. 96 - 26:07
THIS VIDEO IS FACTUAL AND CORRECT! china (the country), I will take this video down and stop my upcoming onslaught of anti-china content if you paypal me 100 Million USD. paypal.me/theminutehour people...we have to blackmail china (the country), NOW!
all the music from the show and some bits that didn't get aired. original live broadcast - https://youtu.be/biThqCtzVbI read THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE - https://theminutehour.com/zines/ join discord.gg/zx5PYst support https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour Featuring works from... Droopy McCool Jammho Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops / https://twitter.com/gpianops) Kilroy (https://twitter.com/yaboykilroy) Don Haussettler (https://www.youtube.com/user/TormentoftheDahaka) Dad Spaghetti Squash (https://www.egirl.gg/) Jurgen LAIN Toner Martini (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdry9YI8uvnR1AjLLyMOcA) MoxieFamous (https://twitter.com/MoxieFamous) Syphus dont-feed-ben azure album art by MoxieFamous (https://twitter.com/MoxieFamous) Track list 0:00 - 1. See You Online (prod by Greyscale Peacock, sax by dont-feed-ben, bass by azure) 2:47 - 2. asmrtypebeat (Jurgen) 5:13 - 3. changeupshit (Droopy McCool) 8:03 - 4. autowreckshit (Droopy McCool) 10:08 - 5. drumsbad (Droopy McCool) 11:11 - 6. welcome (Syphus) 11:17 - 7. intermission (Dad) 12:47 - 8. olmec (Droopy McCool) 15:19 - 9. wheelin (Greyscale Peacock) 16:44 - 10. P_L_A_N (Jammho) 17:49 - 11. caveman call-in (written by Kilroy, voiced by Crumbles) 20:04 - 12. new age loop (Kilroy) 21:58 - 13. droopy balloon call-in (Droopy McCool) 25:53 - 14. idonotknowwhatabridgeis (Droopy McCool) 26:37 - 15. call from joey (LAIN) 28:00 - 16. catshit (Droopy McCool) 30:00 - 17. chinese finger traps (MoxieFamous) 30:40 - 18. upsetting sound (Greyscale Peacock) 30:44 - 19. neptuneshit (Droopy McCool) 32:05 - 20. circles downward demo (Don Haussettler) 34:39 - 21. the rona (Greyscale Peacock) 34:44 - 22. menacing shit (Droopy McCool) 36:35 - 23. spicy food (Droopy McCool) 39:03 - 24. G_L_I_T_C_H_O_U_T (Jammho) 40:03 - 25. I_N_D_O_O_R_S (Jammho) 42:04 - 26. infection (Syphus) 43:51 - 27. iaminaworldofshit (Don Haussettler) 45:17 - 28. laughshit (Droopy McCool) 45:48 - 29. rat facts (Toner Martini) 48:51 - 30. corona universe (Spaghetti Squash) 53:25 - 31. mid-side processing (Kilroy) 55:40 - 32. autowreckshit (again) (Droopy McCool) 57:45 - 33. cwatt (Jammho) 1:02:40 - 34. stay inside (Dad)
time to get a gun. the minute hour. lyrics get a gun get a gun, get a gun i said you gotta get a gun you gotta get a gun the time has come time has come time has come for you to get a gun yeah the time has come cause you dont wanna be the only one without a gun with the fightin's begun get a gun get a gun get a gun you gotta get a gun get a gun get a gun get a gun get a gun get a gun, get a gun i said you gotta get a gun you gotta get a gun more than one, more than two more than three you can get one free if you buy three guns and you'll need more than three well just, just take it from me you need plenty of guns get some guns get some guns get some guns
the minute hour lyrics: big yellow schoolbus all the kiddies get on that freakin thing's taking them to school, as they do I cant help but thinkin theres no way there's not a single stinkin kid on that bus ain't got the flu which means soon, I'll be livin in coronaville yes I will be livin in a coronaville and I'm not thrilled, but there's nothin I can do there's nothin I can say to you I need my mail forwarded to corona HQ I'm gonna get it there's somethin I should mention somethin not far from my thoughts I think about it a lot as a man of 27 coronavirus is not gonna make me drop the rate of mortality only really goes up when you're 70 or older and that's already pretty old now everyone's warnin me they're tellin me I should quarantine maybe I will, maybe I won't yo gonna geddit
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/ https://patreon.com/theminutehour discord.gg/zx5PYst SIGNAL RETURN 05 edited by tmh with contributions from... 0:00 - opening music - letsalllovelain vid - fod 1:02 - amazon customer service vox - mr. red rocket vid - tmh, moxiefamous 3:19 - sigret station identification five music - augggh, haha vid - fod, culture 3:51 - joe's cheddar vox - bridge stuart vid - jammho, culture, kitten 4:50 - my car music + vocals - dad vid - tmh background images - bdws, polpotsnpans 6:26 - sarsparilla vox - syphus vid - tmh, kitten 8:08 - sigret station id music - icrs vid - alfwok 9:12 - a message for tom fulp vox - kilroy music - mastersquinch vid - tmh 12:06 - i am pigman station id mus - augggh vid - jammho 12:22 - buss a baby vox - tmh mus - jurgen 14:05 - dubstep station ID mus - itsowain vid - tmh, jammho 14:27 - tom cruisey music - kitten vid - tmh, soop, duk, canthandlemyhandle, beeb 16:04 - time tattoo vox - drue langlois music - drue langlois vid - tmh, moxiefamous, duk, culture, classicoz 19:53 station id vid - casualmalexl music - framk 20:04 - superslicer 3000 vox - pyracy vid - culture, jammho 22:00 - laughing interlude music - azure vox - gym slow vid - jammho, teratoma jones, dont-feed-ben, greyscale peacock, augggh, moxiefamous 22:48 - answering machine vox - shat dohnson vid - don hausettler, moxiefamous, bdws, polpotsnpans, soop, culture, kitten 27:35 - the legend of hook hand music - droopy mccool vid - tmh, don hausettler, polpotsnpans, moxiefamous, kitten, bdws 30:52 - credits music - kitten vid - tmh, moxiefamous, jammho, deleted user, haru
Old Ladies Who Think They Are Doing Good the minute hour music: kevin macleod - in your arms
(unmolested) altar boys 4 life the minute hour music: Father full of compassion Father, give me a tranquil spirit
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/ https://patreon.com/theminutehour discord.gg/zx5PYst SIGNAL RETURN 04: AUDIO TERRORISM produced by tmh directed/edited by MoxieFamous with contributions from... 0:00 - Intro Mus: Jammho Vid: FOD 0:50 - Bumper 01 Mus: Shaan 1:01 - Tuna Bag Mus: Allie Freed Vid/Vox: Shaan 1:31 - Bumper 02 Mus: Don't Feed Ben Vid: bDwS 1:41 - Fault Mus: Jammho Vox: Don Haussettler 4:35 - Bumper 03 Vid: Auggh Vox: Jurgen 4:46 - X-Boyfriend Vox: Angelboy Discoman 5:09 - Jizz Boi 3000 Vid/Vox/Mus: MoxieFamous 6:37 - ASMR Channel Vox: Kilroy 7:29 - Terry's Mower Mus/Vox: Dad Vid: Angelboy Discoman / MoxieFamous 9:05 - Bumper 04 Mus: Itsowain Vid: Dead-1968 / Itsowain 9:11 - 1-800-RUIN Vox: TaintBrain 12:57 - The Dumbfuck Ghoul Mus: Droopy McCool Vox: Ishtahal 14:40 - Bumper 05 Mus: SundayBrunchSpinster 15:11 - The Paper Wasp Vid: bDWs Vox: Ishtahal / Culture 18:26 - Kill Ridley Scott Mus: Jammho Vid: Angelboy Discoman Vox: Droopy McCool 21:01 - Taco Thursday Mus: Itsowain Vid: Grand Badger Vox: MoxieFamous 21:35 - Bumper 06 Mus: Droopy McCool Vid: Jammho 21:55 - [BLEEP] Mus: Don't Feed Ben Vox: Swaggy Pete 22:57 - Plosives Vid: Angelboy Discoman Vox: Kilroy 23:11 - Dirty Needs Mus: Greyscale Peacock 24:56 - Goblin Vox: Lamb's Ear Rec: Dukso 25:01 - Credits Mus: Angelboy Discoman 26:30 - Droopy Scream Vox: Droopy McCool Rec: Dukso
https://angelboydiscoman.itch.io/tmh-... https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour https://www.paypal.com/paypalme2/them... THANK YOU FOR 5 YEARS OF SUPPORT! song at the end is untitled76 - it's in the 5 year package.
I'm sorry, Ricky, I have to save myself. the minute hour support: https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
you just stay right there, baby... the minute hour music by: Kilroy ( https://twitter.com/yaboykilroy )
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/ https://patreon.com/theminutehour discord.gg/zx5PYst FULL CREDITS / TIMESTAMPS SIGNAL RETURN 03 0:00 - Intro Music - MC ODAE VID - FOD 1:42 I Love You Courtney -Bridge Stuart VID - Kilroy 3:47 Love Song - Dad VID - Jammho 4:13 Beating off in church with dad - deleted user 4:17 Droopy Job Interview written by Chud Droopy VOX - TMH VID - bdws MUSIC/MIX - spaghetti squash 5:44 vampire asmr gf - Friko Braun VID - ClassicOz 8:14 Bossa Nvo Jam - its owainh VID - Jammho 8:38 kooch1 - frikobraun VID - casualmaleXL 9:24 Gorillas on the discovery channel - Bridge Stuart VID - Mikal v O 9:59 Signal Earth VID - Jammho MUSIC - ClassicOz 10:11 Peel - Shat Dohnson VID - Shat Dohnson MUSIC - Podington Bear 15:05 Karaoke recorded by BattleToad VOX - Friko/Lawful VID - bdws 15:24 Hitman Jose MUSIC - Chud Droopy VID - TMH 17:04 Hurt Culture - Don Haussettler 17:59 Numbers Station - Kilroy 18:10 Casual Acquaintance MUSIC - Dad VID - Kilroy 19:25 Real Cowboy written by Blau-1589 VOX - SneakyHere VID - Jammho 20:23 Beautiful Rim Lit Hair VOX - Sling MUSIC/MIX - Spaghetti Squash VID - TMH 22:36 Goldfish MUSIC - Jammho VOX - Toner Martini GUITAR - Don Haussettler VID - umami 26:00 Change for a Dollar - Mikal v O
all these old forgotten feelings.... the minute hour
https://discord.gg/zx5PYst https://patreon.com/theminutehour https://theminutehour.com/zines/ order the most recent zine here: https://theminutehour.com/store/issue-8/ - this is all ORIGINAL CONTENT - Signal Return is a new audiovisual series from the tmh_tml discord server. It is a collaborative effort. Below are the full credits for this episode. Signal Return Episode Two Interface by FOD produced by tmh directed/edited by MoxieFamous 0:00 - Intro VOX - MoxieFamous DRUMS - Gym Slow 0:54 - You're a loser VID - Rapiddd VOX - SwaggyPete 2:01 - station identification VID - Jammho VOX - MoxieFamous 2:16 - Sittin' in the Bathroom SONG - Dad VID - MoxieFamous 3:33 - station identification / i'm celibate VID - Kilroy SONG - JSizzle VID - Don Haussettler 4:34 - station identification VID/VOX - MoxieFamous 4:45 - my life is a joke SONG - tmh VID - MoxieFamous / Closet Ben 6:42 - station identification VID - CasualmaleXL VOX - MoxieFamous 6:50 - interview SONG - dmantacos VID - MoxieFamous VOX - JSizzle 8:50 - station identification VOX - Bald Man VID - MoxieFamous 8:52 - you ever wondered what an image of a dick sounds like? VID - MoxieFamous VOX - Kilroy 9:02 - gorilla sideshow VID - Kilroy VOX - Dad 10:44 - i don't know what the fuck i'm doing SONG - Itsowainh VID - Kilroy VOX - Crunchyeater 11:18 - station identification SONG - Itsowainh VID - Jammho 11:23 - station identification VID - Jammho VOX - MoxieFamous 11:33 - geriatricstan SONG - wowbobwow VID - MoxieFamous VOX - Don Haussettler 13:19 - station identification VID - Jammho VOX - MoxieFamous 13:32 - bank robbery SONG - Mouth Men VID - MoxieFamous VOX - Mouth Men 17:50 - credits VID - MoxieFamous SONG - Spaghetti Squash VOX - DapperDevNull 19:54 - didn't wash their hands SONG - Dad
i started using fruity loops at the beginning of the year...still pretty far from knowing what i'm doing but i figured i'd compile some of the stuff i've made that i like. if you don't care about poorly mixed computer music, feel free to ignore this entirely. the minute hour 1. 0:00 - 24 2. 2:58 - 1 3. 4:02 - 26 4. 6:27 - 12 5. 7:33 - 33 6. 9:42 - 36 7. 11:32 - 29 8. 13:09 - 40 9. 13:57 - 49 10. 17:37 - 30 11. 19:21 - 64
tmh now available on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/08bd6htRyX5zNsoGKzmOhk music by Kevin Macleod "Western Streets" "Leaving Home" "Witch Hunt" the rest are sounds from rollercoaster tycoon
i've always wanted to try one of these the minute hour music "hot pursuit" by kevin macleod supermarket soundscape by Yuri+
discord.gg/zx5PYst patreon.com/theminutehour Check out the video version here: https://youtu.be/SypN5QMh4vo Signal Return is a new audiovisual series from the tmh_tml discord server. It is a collaborative effort. Below are the full credits Signal Return Episode One (SHORE) Interface by FOD produced by tmh 0:00 - 1:30 "Intro" soundscape by itsowainh into ambient music by kilroy 1:32 - 4:31 "everything a painting" written by wtmmp video & VO by jsizzle music by spaghetti squash 4:32 - 6:12 "mickey mouse goldfish" written & recorded by tmh remixed by spaghetti squash 6:12 - 6:45 "some sort of sick joke" by acetylecholinesterase 6:45 - 7:29 "bicycle booty boys" written by kilroy VO by hand soap music by jammho 7:29 - 7:46 "HEY YOU! 1" by frikobraun 7:46 - 8:53 "billy billy: coffee" by carter lovelace 8:53 - 9:01 "drone with off rhythms" by itsowainh 9:01 - 9:13 "HEY YOU! 2" by frikobraun 9:14 - 10:04 "mass shooter policy" by tmh 10:04 - 11:11 "not ministry" by droopy chud 11:12 - 13:54 "mr. wintercunt or whatever the fuck" recording by scsf edited by tmh music by spaghetti squash 13:54 - 14:10 "not asmr" by justin scream 14:11 - 14:52 "billy billy nightmare" by carter lovelace 14:53 - 15:42 "landing_gear" by jammho 15:43 - 17:31 "henry and delilah" written and recorded by tmh music by spaghetti squash 18:32 - 19:48 "outro" VO by frikobraun music by kilroy 19:49 - 20:46 "billy billy countries" by carter lovelace
another one for the children's album lyrics: i wont do intravenous drugs please dont do intravenous drugs i'll sip a brew while im hangin with the buds but we wont do intravenous drugs i'll smoke a cigarette aint nothin wrong with that eat a burger everyday of my life but when it comes to my precious veins thats where i refrain, that's where i abstain cause a man in life, has to draw the line thats why i wont do intravenous drugs please dont do intravenous drugs watch me poppa poppa caplet in my mouth or in my butt jus to prove I don't do intravenous drugs Oh you could smoke some crack From that, there's much turning back But I bet, you'll make it through the night! But if you get yourself a needle and you muck up your blood Your blood can't say when enough is enough And you'll never, get a chance to make things right! thats why i wont do intravenous drugs please dont do intravenous drugs watch me, momma poppa caplet in my mouth or in my butt just to prove I don't need intravenous drugs
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