Unapproachable

The US tried a Proof of Stake approach in Afghanistan, with predictable results.

How to make up for your class privilege by adopting an autistic puppy.

I paid off my student loans.  Like a sucker.

When a Men's Wellness guru tells you to stop masturbating, run for your life.

Inspired but not confined by actual events.  Any similarities to actual people are most likely intentional.

Cassius:  You may wish as you will.  We yet have all the Senate behind us, and all the men of quality.Mark Antony:  And I have an angry mob... that will roast and eat your "men of quality" in the ashes of the Senate House!"Rome" (HBO)

Going to a brothel in Frankfurt.

Not-Trump is President.  Driving for a stripper in Nashville.

Why a plus-sized bikini dancing open mic hosted by a retired truck stop hooker is more respectable than improv comedy.If you're interested the book about Travis is called "A Soldier's Dream." You can get it on Amazon.  I don't know if it's any good, but if it's half as cool as he was it's still better than "Fifty Shades of Gray."

Unapproachable is a virtue.  Don't make it easier for mediocre zombies to insert themselves into your life.  "Look at those assholes.  Ordinary fucking people.  I hate 'em."  -Harry Dean Stanton, Repo Men

Harrison Bergeron.  Meritocracy and Equity.  Marxism isn't the only answer to Fascism.

Set yourself up in your 20s to have a great time in your 40s

We're all suckers and losers. God didn't give you a secret, so stop trying to save everyone's soul.

Tinker Tailor Data Spy. Zombies make great communists. I almost became a Bollywood star.

America's Heart of Donuts.  Ellen is Saddam.  Healthcare is a scam.  Michelle Obama failed our fat kids.

Herman Cain was not Idi Amin.  Jose Andre is Idi Amin.  Defund Higher Education.  Getting out of the Military.

Masks are an opportunity to accessorize.  What the second amendment is really for.  You're not entitled to get paid to do what you love.

Going against the tribe. Smug liberals shaming Florida. America is not a failed state...yet.

On Being a Fat Kid

Allowing someone to love you.  Millenials killed Cool.  My girlfriend is poisoning me.

Give your immune system a workout.  Marvel villains are working class heros.  Gay prostitution in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

Cancel the weak people in your life. Liberals are pro-gun now.  Losing interest in my gym crush.

White protesters are cringe-worthy, I should have probably gone to Standing Rock, Law is objective but Order is subjective.

Masks are about compliance.  The difficulty in wishing good things for others.  Dad beat up the ice cream man.

Corona War Stories are boring. Patting ourselves on the back for keeping our routine.  The shady world of Personal Training

Lost your job?  Join the Army

Paycheck Protection Drama. Wearing a mask to Mcdonalds. Non-lucrative Creative Endeavors.

Helpful Assholes, Creative Writing is Bullshit, Hard Times in 2008

Corona Life.  Zombies at Trader Joe's.  In the Apocalypse, tomatoes are better than crossbows.