Up To 90

Julie and Fred are rewatching 'Pretty Woman' and suddenly seeing the signs that a pre-nup was on the way for poor Vivienne, we discuss the latest development in Britney's battle for autonomy and we chat the first episode of Love Island: thoughts! feelings! emotions!If you have enjoyed this episode please tell a friend and/or subscribe to the pod so as to never miss a protracted what's app audio. You can also support the podcast on patreon: www.patreon.com/upto90podcast.Thank you so much for listening!God bless,J and E x See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We chat chlamydia, doctors phoning it in and the merits in a chunky Mayor chain. Julie is cold-calling famous people and damaging the brand irrevocably whilst Emma is debating whether or not to get on board with the latest season of Love Island.Thanks so much for listening!Grá mór,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Emma is chatting foxes in boxes and drinking espresso martinis like she doesn't have kids in the morning. Meanwhile Julie has a mad story about a little girl in India who claimed to have lived twice and has a Gandhi led-investigative commission to prove it.If you enjoyed the pod we would LOVE if you could tell a friend, rate or review us on itunes and/or tell a friend.Thank you so much for listening and downloading our little love affair!Grá mór,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julie fears she has pissed Blindboy off and will have to leave the country, Kate Winslet is gushing about her hubby and Emma believes in UFOs.If you have enjoyed the podcast please leave us a review on Itunes and/or tell a friend. If you could also download this episode we would be eternally grateful as this is what counts towards podcast charts.Thank you so much for listening and supporting us, it means too much.Grá Mór,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We have unearthed a 2004 Rolling Stones interview with Lindsay Lohan by Michael 'meta-commentary' Binelli which sends shivers down the spine, Emma is leading the men of Rathfranham astray with her Ariana Grande backpack and the ladies have concluded that taking their pants off is now their only option.If you wish to support the podcast you can do so at www.patreon.com/upto90podcast. If you have enjoyed this episode we would love if you could download the episode, recommend us to a friend and/or rate or review us on itunes!We love you for listening.Grá Mór,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're chatting pulling a legger on jobs, Emma is looking forward to checking out Julie's new curtains and Emma has a new business model idea which involves woodwork and longterm friend of the podcast Owen Colgan.Julie is hitting up IKEA with the confidence of a woman who didn't once post her uniform back to La Crossainterie and spend the next 17 years actively avoiding Liffey Valley foodcourt and Emma is feeling angry about a digital double standard at a certain Florida high school. If you wish to join our Patreon you can do so at: www.patreon.com/upto90podcast.If you have enjoyed the pod please subscribe and/or tell a friend.Thanks so much for listening,Grá Mór,J and E xxx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Prince Harry is putting his foot in it, Emma is very much on grid and Julie is actively avoiding her when shit gets real. We chat Irish wakes with kids followed by Jumanji and the Julie is perusing Fred's favourite graveyard.If you have enjoyed this episode you can rate/review us on itunes, tell a friend and subscribe so as not to miss an episode of all this audible magic. You can also support us on patreon: www.patreon.com/upto90podcastGod Bless and Grá Mór,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julie Roberts is getting a dig in at Chrissy Tiegen's expense, we find out what a dirt nap is and Emma is recalling her career in the Irish branch of the Micky Mouse Club. Julie's wedding is EXCLUSIVE and she's forgetting to brown nose her way to the top of media echelons, whilst Emma is foolishly removing her shoes at weddings with disturbing consequences.If you have enjoyed this episode please rate/review us on itunes and/on tell a friend. Alternatively you can support us on patreon: www.patreon.com/upto90podcast.Thanks so much for listening,J and E x See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this unedited Up to 90 Ben Affleck is making us all cringe on Raya, Laura Whitmore is causing a stir on Twitter and Julie's upcoming wedding is being scuppered by her beloved podcast partner Emma Louise Doran.If you have enjoyed the pod please subscribe, rate or review us on itunes, tell a friend or better again support us on Patreon www.patreon.com/upto90podcast.Grá mór,J and E x See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Keeping it on brand with the comedy podcast, Julie is crying real tears and shares a recent disappointment with Emma. Emma in turn has her own worries, like the lack of cheese sauce on a recent takeaway order.If you wish to support the perrenially unemployed Julie and her long suffering counsellor Emma you can do so at www.patreon.com/upto90podcastA quick reminder that Julie's Bookclub is happening 28th May and you chose the amazing 'Corpsing' by Sophie White - who has kindly offered to appear to do a quick Q&A on the night! xIf you did not enjoy this episode please stay away from Apple reviews.Grá Mór,J and E See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're talking Julie's 21st birthday disaster, Emma is having a rare moment of self-loathing and we chat the latest turn of events for Ian Bailey, the West Cork native who has long been presented as the prime suspect in the murder of Sophie Toscan du Plantier.@emmadorancomedian chats to @juliejaycomedy If you have enjoyed this podcast we would love if you could tell a friend, rate or review us on iTunes or better again support us on patreon: www.patreon.com/upto90podcast.Big love,J and E x See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The masterchef final is cancelled, Emma has a vendetta against a blue-eyed blonde, Julie is living in fear of bumping into her ex and we talk Aisling O'Loughlin's recent anti-vaccine stance.We also discuss the sad passing of Nikki Grahame - a true contemporary icon.@emmadorancomedian chats to @juliejaycomedy. If you would like to support this podcast you can do so at www.patreon.com/upto90podcast; alternatively please leave us a 5 star review if you have enjoyed the episode and/or tell a friend!Thank you so much for listening.God bless,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julie is delving into the world of terrible boyfriends and Emma is waking up with carpet mouth despite her newfound sobriety.We discuss Nadia Forde's new comedy set in an Italian chipper, touch upon Bryan Cranston's 'Your Honor', and dissect the reasons why not ordering a starter could signify the end of a forever friendship.If you would like to hear the first 30 minutes of this episode where Julie is detailing her recent encounter with Derry Fleming you can head over to our patreon: www.patreon.com/upto90podcastThanks so much for listening!Mind yourself,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julie informs us all what happens when boyfriends from hell and fake scratch-cards collide, Emma's not drinking but still waking up with carpet mouth and we bemoan that one friend who announces she's 'not getting starters'. Nadia Forde's new comedy following Italian chippers has our interest PEAKED and we ask what has become of Brendan Dassey.If you have enjoyed this episode please get in touch and/or support us on patreon: www.patreon.com/upto90podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julie has had such a mad day she is retelling the same story she told last week and Emma is sharing some spooky slug science with us. We delve into the archives to chat double-killer Malcolm McArthur, we try to discuss Chrissy Teigen leaving Twitter and offer our review of the Youtube Demi Lovato documentary 'Dancing With The Devil'.If you fancy supporting the podcast you can do so https://www.patreon.com/Upto90Podcast. We really appreciate your support as this is our only income! Failing that we would love if you could download, subscribe and/or tell a friend.God bless,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Emma and Julie are chatting emergency poos, Julie is being mistaken for a tourist everywhere she goes and Emma's dog is emotionally blackmailing her partner Shane. This week Julie reads an article about Irishwoman Ann Glover, the last woman hanged for witchcraft in Boston, and the girls battle to stay on brand and get to12k a month.To help the girls reach their 12k goal (only 11.5 k to go!) you can support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/uptopodcastIf you have enjoyed the podcast we would love if you could rate or review us on itunes.Thanks so much for listening!Grá Mór,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Emma is scared her new Chinese is a little too fast on the spice bags and is currently campaigning for an end to the Rose of Tralee. Julie is rage cleaning all over the gaff and the porridge bowl war in West Kerry rages on. When they remember to talk internet stories Julie has one about a prisoner choosing prison over time with his loved ones, and we totally get it.If you have enjoyed this podcast please rate/review us on itunes, tell a friend, subscribe OR support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/upto90podcast. The only income we receive is from listeners and we really really appreciate it (those giant wotsits won't buy themselves)Big love,J and E xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Emma confesses to having recently watched Red Table Talk and warming to Willow Smith, while her internet story of choice revolves around a very American way of applying for a job. In other news Julie is watching Bosch. At least she thinks she is. It could be an out of body experience. Emma is being followed by some wreck the red redhead from Rathfarnham who's got 3 kids and we discuss where the kids of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are now.@emmadorancomedian talks to @juliejaycomedy. If you wish to support the podcast please subscribe/rate us on iTunes or better again support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Upto90Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julie discusses Satan worshipping Florida teenagers and their bid to slaughter their classmates and Emma recalls a botched poisoning attempt in primary school by her old nemesis Keyboard. Emma chats about her upcoming comedy panel show starring every Irish female comic bar Julie and we tell the dark truth behind the Young Scientist competition.If you have enjoyed this episode please rate/review us on itunes, tell a friend and/or download (this is what counts towards podcast charts)This podcast is funded solely by Patreon. You can also support us on: https://www.patreon.com/Upto90Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

'We're all Sunday Bloody Sunday til you get robbed for a third time in Colombia'Julie chats her close encounter with Prince Harry and Emma is talking flashers in the woods and how that's just how you clean your car. We discuss Julie getting robbed three times in a week whilst traipsing around Colombia and ask could she be the problem?If you have enjoyed the podcast please get in touch on insta/twitter @upto90podcast, tell a friend or even better rate/review us on itunes!You can also support us on Patreon @upto90podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this new Up to 90 restructuring we dive into the archives and each share two internet stories from the week that tickled our fancy.We chat butt dials and feeling so indebted for accidental texts that you keep shifting Bertie for several more years after the fact. We also discuss the spate of Daddy Pig moments currently being celebrated on Tik Tok and when leftovers go bad.If you have enjoyed the podcast you can support us on Patreon or alternatively simply rate us on itunes and tell a friend!God bless,J and E x See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Bite Me on the nipple once, shame on you; bite on the nipple twice, shame on me’ We talk celebrities going on holidays in the middle of a global pandemic and discuss our favourite topic - comedians dying on their hole. We’re chatting the end of Kimye and Emma’s son Joe is mad for badges. Julie is paranoid RTE presenters are screenshotting her comments to use against her in the court of law and we're all sweating for Prince Harry when he tries to speak. If you have enjoyed the podcast we would love if you could rate or review us on iTunes; or support us on http://www.patreon.com/upto90podcast

‘I always deflect attention away from my problems by over-acesssorizing’  We chat rugby stars and their partners keeping up the routines, exercising in hotel rooms, and Julie finally weaning herself off Pat Kenny. Emma has her doubts Norma Foley is human, the ladies thrash out ideas as to what will happen with the Leaving Cert 2021 and Julie reflects on her burger a day period with fondness. We also discuss news of an impending Spice Girls Reunion which gives us all something to live for. If you have enjoyed this podcast please rate or review us on iTunes; and if you could throw us even a euro a month on the Patreon we would love you forever! http://www.patreon.com/upto90podcast

'I’ll tell you what Ryan Tubridy’s drug  of choice is - it’s the Kennedys’ This week we’re talking Claire Balding having to leave Instagram following threats by online trolls, Jesy Nelson exiting Little Mix to protect her mental health and whilst diving into their shower routine Emma and Julie discover they have more in common than ever thought possible. If you have enjoyed this podcast you can support us on pattern: http://www.patreon.com/upto90podcast

‘You knew I was messing when I asked you to the Debs yeah?’ ‘Of COURSE’ This week we talk our disastrous Debs stories. Emma is reminiscing about her first love - smoking and Julie is straddling people and injecting people with Covid vaccines. We touch upon hoop dreams (the other hoop) and establish where Julie went to school for once and for all. If you have enjoyed this podcast you can support us on www.patreon./upto90podcast; or alternatively you can rate or review us on iTunes.

‘I think we would all agree Adam is ready’ This week Julie and Emma are chatting hairdressers, school scandals, Katie Price and The Late Late Toy Show. If you have enjoyed the podcast please get in touch on Twitter or Instagram @upto90podcast.

'I have no issue with the man but I just don't see the appeal in him as a human being' In this episode we talk Emma's career as a medium and how Julie is forever destined to be her helper; Nicole Kidman's eyes are darting from side to side and Emma recounts Shane's traumatic experience with a taco fries. If you have enjoyed this episode you can support us on Patreon @upto90podcast; or alternatively 

’I once woke up to my mother blowdrying my hair as I slept’ This week we are talking getting a carvery with Shane Ritchie, Alison Hammond moments, Emma is sleepwalking and Julie is sending illicit pictures to her dad. If you have enjoyed the podcast please rate or review us on iTunes! Big love,  J and E xx

‘I don’t think black Shetlands ponies exist’ ‘Come on Julie it’s 2020’ This week we chat the US Election for a whole 5 seconds, before Emma lights a bonfire and bangs on about her Shetland pony Steo.  Julie is still embittered from losing a schoolgirl competition back in 2005 and we discuss our favourite Teen Mom storylines. If you have enjoyed the podcast you can support us on patreon: http://www.patreon.com/Upto90Podcast 

‘It’s just like that film Kramer versus Kramer’ ‘Julie I think you need to update your cultural references’ We chat double standards and the elusive second chance in RTE. Julie talks about messing up her one shot at a prime time slot and Emma is enraged by well known Irish personalities not checking their privilege.  We also discuss politically incorrect Halloween outfits, Blue Ivy taking over the world, debate whether or not Julie is a bot or a real person and Emma quite fancies a Fish Box  If you have enjoyed this episode please rate or review us on iTunes and subscribe to the podcast. You can also support us on Patreon http://www.patreon.com/Upto90Podcast 

'I’m so excited, I’m so scared’ Emma and Julie are discussing Don’t Do Drugs Episodes on Saved By The Bell, the power of French teachers, Emma denies being a singer despite all evidence to the contrary and Fred is determined to find his wife. We would love if you could support the podcast by subscribing to our patreon @upto90podcast or failing that if you could rate and review us on iTunes this really helps us grow the pod. God Bless, J and E xx

‘My life has had a lot of parallels with Fungie’s life’ We talk Gene Hackman’s love of a court room setting and Mark Wahlberg‘s Oscar winning performance in nineties thriller Fear.  We touch upon Fungie’s sad disappearance and Emma momentarily refrains from sarcasm as Julie makes a shocking bottle-nose confession.  Alyssa Milano is smoking crack for no discernible reason, Emma is the patron saint of young fellas and Julie chats the ex files whilst reminiscing about French exchange students and flammable hairstyles.   If you have enjoyed this podcast please don’t forget to rate/review us on iTunes. You can also support the podcast on Patreon @upto90podcast

‘At the moment I'm just trying to convince potential Tinder dates that Ted is just my nephew’ Julie and Emma are back and talking Foot and Mouth Disease, mysterious geography trips aka Christmas Party funds, and second chances on Tinder.  Julie has the answer as to why everyone in Nadine Ireland has Covid and Emma is convinced her mother is a little bit too relaxed these days. The ladies also out the person doing the workplace Lotto as an guaranteed fraudster and expose the real reason somebody would voluntarily join a social committee. If you have enjoyed this podcast please don’t forget to rate/review us on iTunes. You can also support the podcast on Patreon @upto90podcast

'This cat with feline AIDS needs a home too' Kerry K is engaged and we await the invite to the nuptials with bated breath, we talk 1980s dads and their inability to care for kids, and the DSPCA is demanding full control over your estate in exchange for that three-legged lurcher: bargain! If you have enjoyed this episode we would really appreciate if you could rate or review us on itunes. God bless, J and E x

‘You know when Sinéad O’Connor is telling you to get your shit together that’s when you really need to have a chat with yourself.’ This week we’re berating dates, protein balls, and Bette Midler. We discuss the eternal enigma that is Jim Corr, why we never got the shift at the Junior Cert discos and Julie is setting vegan cheese alight in a bid to test just how baby proof this bad boy is.  If you have enjoyed the podcast you can support us on pattern @upto90podcast and/or review us on iTunes as this really helps with the charts. Thanks so much for listening! J and E

‘She was like don’t worry about the breastfeeding just get your Leaving done’ This week Julie is getting started on at a breastfeeding class, Emma is wondering where all the guards have gone and Junior Andre is the only person talking sense on Loose Women. If you have enjoyed this podcast please don’t forget to rate or review us on iTunes.

‘Sure we’ve all jumped off a wall to impress a new fella’ This week we’re talking Simon Cowell breaking his back, local lockdowns and reveal Pat Butcher’s long-term real-life celebrity partner. We also chat smoking and why Julie chose the road less travelled, whilst Emma discloses her secret trick of how not to not get COVID off a packet of Brady’s ham. If you have enjoyed this podcast we would really appreciate if you could rate or review us on iTunes or you could support us for 3 dollars a month on Patreon and avail of our weekly extra episode ‘This Too Shall Pass’ God Bless, J and E xxx

‘Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are just two emotional wrecks with the same head’ This week we’re chatting getting that mortgage via an Only Fans Site, Katie Price jumping off walls and ask the big question: Is Jame Corden as much of a dick as we think he is? If you have enjoyed the podcast ppppplllllease review us on iTunes: It really helps with chart progress OR you can subscribe to our Patreon and avail of 4 extra episodes per month for a measly 3 dollars. Thanks so much for listening!

‘No wonder their schoolbags are so heavy if they’re carrying rocks in them’ This week we chat the Irish governments very, very big plans, why Twink is not the woman you want to meet in your local Spar and debate the true meaning of being a bread head. If you've enjoyed this episode you can avail of 4 extra episodes for a mere 3 dollars a month over on our patreon: http://www.patreon.com/upto90podcast; or you can review us on itunes @upto90podcast.

'I just find English people are very comfortable with silence' 'No that's just everyone but you Julie' This week we're chatting being a Karen, Princess Beatrice getting hitched and Kanye West's recent South Carolina Presidential rally. We also touch upon Karl Spain's personal chicken roll tragedy, Julie is telling Daithí O'Sé her life story, we discuss Costcutter leaving us wanting and apparently Emma's got people skills, who knew? If you have enjoyed this episode we would be super chuffed if you could support us on Patreon where for a mere 3 dollars a month you can gain access to a free weekly episode, 'This Too Shall Pass' Insta/Twitter: @juliejaycomedy @emmadorancomedian

'I'd say Will has been leaving business course brochures in Jayden's room for years' This week we chat about the teacher who hit the headlines in the mid nineties for having an affair with her 13 year old student; why Jada and Will should have had a preliminary car chat on their way to that Red Table Talk, and the perennial problem of other people's mams. If you have enjoyed this podcast you can treat yourself to 4 extra episodes for just 3 dollars a month on our Patreon: @upto90podcast.

‘Biden has been told four times in the last 24 hours Kanye is running for President and has been equally surprised each time’ Kanye is running for President, Ghislaine Maxwell is in custody and someone is messing with Emma’s eggs.  Julie can’t do Dublin accents and shares her former acne secrets, we talk adoptive parents reneging on their parental duties, little women masquerading as children and we’re all praying hard for Prince Andrew getting a kick up the hole. If you have enjoyed this podcast we would be super grateful if you could rate or review us on iTunes.

‘I look after my kids - yeah that’s kinda what you’re supposed to do?’ We talk Julie’s recent social media cancellation following THAT Twitter storm and Emma drops the ‘B word’ leaving things on a distinctly awkward note - just the way she likes it.

‘Please leave the tampon material to me thanks’ In the wake of some extremely disturbing allegations which have surfaced in the last few days this is an extended episode in which we discuss our experiences of misogyny in Irish comedy and how we all have our part to play in changing a toxic culture. If you have enjoyed this episode we would really appreciate if you could take a moment to rate or review us on iTunes. God bless, J and E x

'I kept having to remind myself that Noah Wiley is not a real doctor' This week we discuss the problem with Little Britain, Keith Lemon, and lazy caricatures. The truth behind Bosco's Magic Door is finally exposed, Emma is eating her f*cking burger and Noah Wiley is giving medical advice once more.  'Frankie Boyle who?' - that's right, Julie has a new weekly obsession; in a moment of rare vulnerability Emma confesses to her Rob Kardashian status and Fred is breathing out those number twos like an absolute champ.

‘Beatrice and Eugenie have definitely started a new family What’s App group’ This week we talk about the many and varied uses of a tayto bag, we’re already charging our bluetooth speaker for the Prince Andrew goes to jail bonfire party, and JK Rowling is having some kind of breakdown. If you have enjoyed this podcast please don’t forget to subscribe and download this episode as it really helps the podcast in the charts. Also we welcome all five star reviews on iTunes. God bless, J and E

‘Excruciatingly shit’ Julie is off the meat following her latest sheep debacle and is on a mission to find out why all the animals in her parish are blind. Scott Disick needs to sort his shit out and Gemma Collins needs to educate herself before her Sunday Vibes get her cancelled.  Emma has some wise words for longterm fan of the podcast Jaqueline Jossa, and we discuss the tragic news that Kylie Jenner is not, in fact, a billionaire. If you have enjoyed this podcast please don’t forget to subscribe so as to never miss an episode. You can also subscribe on Patreon for 3 dollars and get 4 extra episodes a month looking exclusively at celebrity scandals. And if you can rate or review us on iTunes we would appreciate it massively. Stay safe out there, J and E x

'The top off was probably as curated as the placement of the Mr Taoiseach mug' This week we're chatting Dominic Cummings and driving blind; we talk about not talking about Khloe Kardashian's new face and Leo is officially one of the people as he partakes in the quintessential Irish picnic: a bag of cans and a packet of Meanies. If you, like Julie, have also been refused a nose-job in Vietnam please get in touch on Twitter or Instagram @upto90podcast.

'He'd be all dicking around with no dicking around' This week we talk cats and why they love shitting on your bed, why we are mad for Woodies, Emma imagines an animal landing on her mother's head, and we recall putting our kittens in buggies in what was clearly a cry for love. It is officially confirmed that Justin Timberlake was indeed a child prick, we chat Meghan Markle's new book, Emma has beef with Obama and someone is dicking around.

’I’ll say this about your kids they all have regular sized heads I’ll give them that much’ In this week’s episode we talk about America’s Next Top Model’s most disastrous makeovers, Adele and society’s obsession with weight, Emma’s recent transformation, biros being left in all the wrong places and why you should never tell Tyra Banks you like your hair when auditioning for a reality TV show. If you have enjoyed this podcast you can rate/review us on iTunes; support us on Patreon @upto90podcast; or simply tell a friend and spread the Up to 90 gospel. For more Up to 90 news follow Up to 90 on Twitter @upto90podcast God bless, Julie and Emma x

‘Keep On Smoking was the 90s equivalent of Live, Laugh, Love’ This week we chat Britney’s mysterious fire and her recently confirmed secret Fair City sibling. We discuss friends’ penchant for older men and their Homevalue calendars, Julie reminisces on her singular dalliance with smoking, Fred is being seduced by an older woman and Emma talks about getting a Granny Smith in the back of the head. Insta/Twitter; @upto90podcast; @emmadorancomedian; @juliejaycomedy If you have enjoyed this podcast we would really appreciate if you could take the time to review us on iTunes/download this episode (this is what counts towards podcast rankings) and/or support us on Patreon @upto90podcast. Patreon is our only source of podcast income: currently for $3 a month you can get 4 extra episodes dedicated solely to celebrity scandals, with $6 a month entitling you to 4 extra episodes PLUS 4 funny videos per month. Thank you so much for listening! God bless, Julie and Emma