We're In A Fight with Claire and Ashley

What's up guys we're back to tie up a loose end or two and announce our NEW PODCAST coming soon as hell. Celebrity Memoir Book Club will be here before you know it and if you want to follow along our first book will be Jessica Simpson's Open Book.  Follow us on our new Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub XOXOXOOXOX

Hey Y'all. So sorry to fail you again but this podcast has really run the course. You get it. We're working on a new thing that might be good and we're gonna try to make it for real good just like we promised we would with WIAF. We'll still be on IG @clairethescare, @ashleyhammm, and @wereinafightpod (that handle might change soon)  Love you see you soon and thanks to @adriannemanpearl for the dope pod art and @astrocule for the dope theme song!!!!

This week Ashley and Claire saw each other for a few hours it was so lovely you can't even imagine. They also talk about tik tok.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl theme song by @astrocule!!!

Trigger warning: This week Claire and Ashley talk about being depressed and also some gross shit.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram at @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl theme song by @astrocule  Keep signing petitions and things!!! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

This week Ashley and Claire are just checkin in with ya.  Also sign this petition to have the cops who killed Breonna Taylor arrested: https://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylor    

This week Claire and Ashley catch up and discuss each other's workout regimens, Ariana Grande, and Vanderpump Rules.  I swear we'll have more topics next time it's been a weird week right? Theme song by @astrocule art by @adriannemanpearl! Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod

This week, still separated by great distance, Claire and Ashley discuss how much TV sucks now that it's the only activity and how much they love to talk shit. I don't remember what else.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and art by @adrianne_manpearl

This week Claire and Ashley take a stab at figuring out what Elon Musk's damn deal is and stumble upon solving every ethical dilemma.  Besides the fight with billionaires Claire and Ashley chat the sweet little battle between Chrissy Tiegen and Alison Roman plus their own battles with boredom.    Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and art by @adriannemanpearl!

This week Claire and Ashley are catching up from across the country and they may never see each other again. Stay tuned to find out the rest.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl theme song by @astrocule!!!

This week Claire and Ashley are still miles apart, about to be even more miles apart. They aren't fighting really but it's hard to remember considering time has ceased to exist. Hope you're all doing well I miss you! Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod theme song by @astrocule and art by @adriannemanpearl!

NOTE: The first minute of audio sounds terrible but it gets better.  Okay hi. We're in quarantine still, recording from far away from each other still, it's all not so ideal but we're working on it. Hope you're well.  Also, Ashley fights with some blueberries and Ellen is canceled.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!  

This week Claire and Ashley have figured out how to podcast from different cities but they have not figured out what's happening on tiktok. They discuss an important piece of journalism (below) and pretty much nothing else.  https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/30/arts/virus-celebrities.html Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!!

This week's episode was previously broadcasted to Instagram live and now it's just a regular podcast. We answer questions from the people, talk about the latest news, and crown a new celebrity handling quarantine the worst.    Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!!

Nobody knows what day it is. There's a literal pandemic, celebrities are handling it badly, we're handling it badly, everything is a goddamn mess but please enjoy.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule art by @adriannemanpearl!!!

This week Claire and Ashley are simply unraveling. If you can make it through this episode you're in for some fun goss and life lessons but if not, I won't blame you.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and theme art by @adriannemanpearl!!!

We're not really supposed to leave the house but luckily constant fights have led to almost complete isolation anyway. This week Claire and Ashley are in a fight with confusing information, Love is Blind, and more.  Follow us on twitter and instagram at @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!

This week comedian Emily D. stops by to offer a master class in dumping friends when they stop being your friends. For all the shit talkers out there (not us, just the other ones) - listen closely. In other news, Ashley and Claire are both in a funk so just fast forward past that part.   Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!

This week we're joined by special guest/ brilliant comedian/ co-worker of coke heads Lili Michelle. She brings the tale of a fight that was escalated to perfection while Claire is in another fight with herself and Ashley is in a fight with people who don't get it. Follow Lili on Twitter and Instagram @lilsmichelle Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @weretalkingaboutBS Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!

This week Claire and Ashley face off against pretty much nothing but they are having some important epiphanies. Claire is sick and Ashley has a bone to pick with the way people have been dealing with Ben Affleck's recent interviews and Billie Eilish being interviewed literally at all ever.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpear and theme song by @astrocule!!

This week Claire and Ashley recap their Valentine's Days and things only half went as planned. They also learn a lot of new things about Fifth Harmony and give their two cents about some very important internet things. Follow on twitter and instagram @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and art by @adriannemanpearl!

This week Claire and Ashley watched Taylor Swift's Netflix Documentary and are feeling nothing short of inspired.  There are also a handful of updates to dish on like the good ol roommate situation.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and art by @adriannemanpearl!

This week Claire's gift saga goes even deeper, to a layer beyond what you ever thought possible. Ashley is in a fight with our nation's government and Claire and Ashley are both fascinated by what a simple wedding google search revealed. They also discuss the internet's ability to handle tragedy.  Follow us on twitter and Facebook @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!

This week Claire's fight is easily resolved and Ashley's is more of a grievance until... a mid-episode break shakes things up and a tow truck enters the mix.  Ashley and Claire are also in a fight with their absurd plan to forgive Brad Pitt.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art (and this week's fight) by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!!

Sometimes there are no real fights, sometimes everything is a fight. This week Claire has a problem with soul cycle and Ashley has unresolved feelings about Hollywood as a whole.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram at @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl, theme song by @astrocule!

This week we dive back into some of our old favorite feuds and their latest developments. Harry and Meghan have declared friggin war on being royal, Justin and Selena are in the muck of dropping new music, and Claire has a bone to pick with this week's reality TV premieres.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl, theme song by @astrocule!!  

After weeks and weeks and weeks of separation Claire and Ashley are back together and full of gripes. Claire is once again spearheading the war on Christmas (gifts) and Ashley fought for her life at the DMV.  In honor of the Golden Globes, they're also in a fight with awards shows because they're bad.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!!!

To wrap up the year Claire and Ashley are using this miniature episode to take a miniature walk down memory lane. They discuss 2019's best celebrity fighters and their enviable/ psychotic fighting styles.  Follow us on Instagram and twitter @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and art by @adriannemanpearl!!

This week Ashley and Claire investigate what the eff his happening to Selena Gomez in a segment about celebrity conspiracy theories. They also discuss how to be nice over the holidays, it's harder than you'd think.  Claire is also in a fight with party culture and Ashley encountered the worst coffee shop in America. Prepare to boycott.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!  

This week Ashley and Claire add some brand new segments to their usual beefs. After a fight with the war on Christmas and insurance, it's time for brand new segments on treating bitches well and how to rebrand.  Claire defends the indefensible with details on Steph Korey from Away and Ashley encourages Katy Perry to rebrand.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule  

This week Claire and Ashley sure did fight. Not with each other, luckily, but a lot of other times. Ashley went to her high school reunion and had a lot of silent fights and Claire and her mom had a good old fashioned out loud fight about catcalling.  This week we also discuss how to selectively invite people to an event. Is it okay to not invite someone who is a part of your friend group put isn't really your friend? Sometimes.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod

This week Claire and Ashley are on one of their favorite topics of all time: roommates. Claire has a brand new one and Ashley is dealing with more of the same but she will likely never learn her lesson.  They're also fighting about weddings, work, Swift updates, and more.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod

This week Claire's mom, artist and art history expert, Katherine Parker joins us to give all the details on Vincent Van Gogh and Paul Gauguin's tumultuous friendship. We figure out what *really* happened with that famous ear situation. Claire and Ashley are also fighting with transit, talking about transit, and Claire is forced to confront her past.  Follow KP on Instagram @katherineparkerart Follow us in Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl, theme song by @astrocule!  

This week Ashley and Claire (along with the rest of the world) are in a fight with Jenny McCarthy. They kick things off with her infamous tiff with Tara Reid and polish things off with the anti-vax movement.  They're also fighting with people who hate pop music, dentists, and more.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl, theme song by @astrocule!

This week Claire and Ashley were in a real live train fight (mostly Ashley) and Claire is in a real live fight with herself. After that all gets sorted, they dive into the surprisingly vague history of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, the original "famous for being famous" icons.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl, theme song by @astrocule!!

This week Comedian Nataly Aukar is on the pod to discuss the fight Lebanon is in right this very moment. Claire and Ashley learn tons of stuff thanks to real facts.  This week Claire and Ashley are also in a fight with working, Halloween, and more.  Follow Natalie on Instagram and Twitter at @natyourcolor Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!  

This week Claire and Ashley are dissecting the aftermath of Selena Gomez's killer new songs. Hailey Bieber may or may not be trying to pick a fight on behalf of her very short *husband* Justin Bieber.  This week they're also fighting with books, teens, and music.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl theme song by @astrocule!!

England is hella mean to Meghan Markle and there are rumors that the princess of princesses, Kate Middleton, isn't so fond either. This week Claire and Ashley set out to find the truth.  They also fight with the NFL, Fantasy Football, and the mail.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!!

This week Ashley and Claire fight with basically no one. They're the exact opposite of Justin Bieber, who has fought with everyone. I literally dare you to name one person he hasn't fought with.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and podcast art by @adriannemanpearl!

Buckle up folks this week everybody's in a fight and if you're not you're behind.  Mostly we talk about Kylie Jenner vs. Stormi's Paternity because nobody will tell the truth and that's extremely important. Hot on the heels of her breakup with Travis Scott it's certainly worth mentioning that they were never together.  Ashley and Claire are also fighting with hair ties, personality tests, skin, and especially each other.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpear and theme song by @astrocule!! 

If you're not currently feuding with Jennifer Lopez you're pretty much a useless dork. She will say something mean about anyone and anyone you honestly don't even have to get in her way and for that we applaud her until the end of time.  This week Claire and Ashley are also fighting with boys, sleep, and healthcare.  Follow us on twitter and Instagram @wereinafightpod Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!!!

To celebrate (?) the anniversary of Brad and Angelina's split this week Claire and Ashley are breaking down the gritty details of their confusing courtship.  This week Ashley also had a very confusing and major non-fight fight and Claire (the proud owner of an ivy league english degree) hates books.  Follow us on Instagram and twitter at @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!!

Okay you saw it coming. This week Caroline Calloway's story left Instagram once again but this time, not because she was a scammer but because she was (allegedly) a terrible friend. This week Claire and Ashley are breaking down what this fight is actually about.  (Note: this episode was recorded Wednesday and since then a lot has happened) Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @wereinafightpod Artwork by @adriannemanpearl, theme song by @astrocule!!  

The Britney and Christina of acting, some might say. Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan fought one of the greatest fights of our time and this week Claire and Ashley get down to the gritty details, starting with the life of the party, Aaron Carter.  This week Ashley and Claire also fight about tardiness, André 3000, and Slim Jims.  Follow us on instagram and twitter @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!   P.S. If you live in Chicago go see Ashley and Claire perform half hour sets September 28! 7 pm, 917 N. Ashland.     

You've heard of Martha Stewart? And Gwyneth Paltrow? Together they have at least two lifestyle empires but somehow they can't seem to get along. This week Ashley and Claire discuss their decade-long feud.    PSA: Ashley and Claire fight again for the first 20 minutes skip ahead if you can't hang!!!!   Follow us on twitter and instagram: @wereinafightpod Theme song is by @astrocule and the art is by @adriannemanpearl!

This week comedians and best pals  Usama Siddiquee and Eagle Witt stop by to discuss the fight that almost broke them. It was of course over a lady but somehow they got past it and we're proud of them. Follow Usama: @UsamaBinLaughin Follow Eagle: @eaglewitt Follow the podcast: @wereinafightpod Theme song is by @astrocule and the art is by @adriannemanpearl!

Celebrity couples have become a living nightmare. You can obviously not pay attention to any of it but that's stupid. This week Claire and Ashley explore Miley and Liam's breakup and what turned it into a fight along with Ashley I. and Jared's wedding, a battlefield of it's own. This week Claire also fought herself and Ashley fought about a citi bike.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod Theme song by @astrocule and art by @adriannemanpearl!

This week Julia and Liza join the podcast to discuss going from strangers to best friends to roommates to enemies to best friends to roommates once again. It's truly an inspiration for all people icing out their best friend whilst also trying to throw the party of the century.  Claire also fights with her mom and Ashley fights on behalf of floppy women.  Follow Liza at @glittercheese Follow Julia at @julialouiseolson and at @notthemamamedia Follow us at @wereinafightpod Art by @adriannemanpearl and theme song by @astrocule!  

This week Claire and Ashley are in a fight with Claire and Ashley. They spend 23 minutes rehashing their third biggest fight of all time they finally move on to the good part- rehashing the feud that is Taylor Swift.  From the fight she built from nothing with Katy Perry to the her uphill battle against every Kardashian and the music industry itself, Taylor is no stranger to feuding so it's certainly bizarre that she isn't better at it.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram at @wereinafightpod Podcast art is by @adriannemanpearl and the theme song is by @astrocule!!!

This week Rachel Sennott joins the podcast with a fight that goes all the way from Instagram, to real life, back to Instagram. It's an important lesson in strategy so tune in, obviously.  Claire and Ashley kick off the week with their fights against technology, relationships and more.    Follow Rachel on Instagram: @treaclychild and Twitter: @Rachel_Sennott   Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod   Our incredible theme song is by @astrocule and the stunning artwork is by @adriannemanpearl.

Welcome to the very first episode of We’re in a Fight with Claire and Ashley, the podcast where Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) are in a fight. This week they’re introducing you to the brand new podcast with a brief history of their fights, their week in fights, and more. Stay tuned for special guests, celebrity feuds, send in your own arguments because they’re prepared to take sides. Our incredible theme song is by the one and only @astrocule Podcast art by @adriannemanpearl Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @wereinafightpod