What Could Go Wrong.

As the dawn of the modern age enters the phase of apocalyptic awakening, the girls from What Could Go Wrong need your help to settle an ancient grudge – Who's the better feminist? And because nothing screams feminism like pitting two women against each other we decide to record a live, extremely competitive podcast over three nights at Fringe Festival. With the help of our incredibly drunk audience, live band 'The Wage Gap', special guests, sponsors, prizes, potential nudity and late-night debauchery, this is the ‘choose your own adventure' Wheel of Mis-Fortune drinking game where not even the hosts know the outcome.Listen in for an interactive game show where anyone could end up drunk and/or naked – What Could Go Wrong?Sponsored by Juju Cup - the most eco friendly locally made tup cup.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you wanna be my lover.....you gotta listen to my Tedtalk on what really happened to Jon Benet Ramsey.It’s Christmas and yes we have donned our gayest apparel and are ready to pay tribute to the Ghost of Mariah Carey’s past. Join us this week in our most dangerous task to date, as we advertise our Detective and Spying services through a low res Gumtree ad. Yes this may be against what you refer to as the ‘law’. We see laws as more of a light moral suggestion, hold the morals.We’ve always fancied ourselves as Private Dicks. What could go wrong?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After a lifetime of neglected plants and tamagotchis who exist in their own filth, Storm and Mel take the next obvious step for two women in their early to early thirties - robotic motherhood. Join us as we tackle late night feeds, work/life balance and severe judgement from people who don’t agree with us taking two newborns to a bar. Yes, it’s true we’re ‘glowing’ - but that’s just the Dysport. Two babies, 48 hours - What Could Go Wrong.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this, the last week of a televised mating ritual/train wreck that we call 'The Bachelorette' , we find out that it is in fact, us, who are indeed ‘too country to function’.A mud bath, tractor ride and cursed muffin later – join us in discovering who will win the hearts of Elly and Becky. Will the Mothman avert disaster? Will Pete scream for 15 minutes as he falls out of an aeroplane? Is Elly covered in Bushman’s insect repellent considering the producers have co-erced her into a dusk bath directly next to a swamp? How has Mel screwed the pooch this time? Do you know the muffin man? AND WHERE …..IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK… IS OSHER?!!?!?!? The grand finale of that no one is waiting for….The Bachelorette 2020. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

As is tradition, we reach the final weeks in the mansion and The Bachelorette has become a dwindling cess-pool with several overgrown tadpoles still flapping about, gently moaning "pick me, choose me....love...me"In the race for a two week post finale relationship/stint on the now cancelled Bachelor in Paradise - the final contestants continue to fight for the love of two spooky milkmaids. More importantly - WHERE IS OSHER? IS HE SAFE? HAS ANYBODY SEEN HIM?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bachelorette week two will come your way soon, promise (but no promises). In the meantime we travel back in time to season one, when we were even worse at making podcast than we are today. Lucky you. Being a feminist is great, but have you ever succumbed to the ancient ways of being pressured to cleanse your Miss V in an unnecessary and confusing ceremony? This week Storm and Mel meet the Crocodile of Seminyak and try a traditional Vulva Fogging known as a Rattus Vagina.Special guest stars Renly Baratheon, Stanley Ipkis, Emma Stone and Jonah Hill join us as we discover what it really means to turn your ticking time bomb of womanhood into a ripe, non-fatal papaya.I mean really, what could go wrongSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join us for the recap of episode three and four of The Bachelorette 2020. In this Country Road Pinterest-board-reality-television event of the year, proffesional wakeboarders fight against Mothmen as snowboarders take on Mr Italy, Mr Polynesia and a sexy prawn. Welcome...... to Pascal's Funeral. BYO juggling balls. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Channel ten has gotten a lot of recent flack for its whitewashed cast, so this time they’ve done something different….really subverting our expectations. There’s TWO blonde girls now.And they are…..down to earth. Join us as we recap each episode of the Bachelorette 2020 as we meet the men vying for Becky and Ellie's hearts/roses/country road towels, feat. Pennywise, Mothman, 6 guys lost at a bush doof, a dolphin, Mr Italy and Cupid himself.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh praise someone or other, it's the last two hours of our precious lives we have to waste on Lockie Gilbert. Tear up those NDAs girls - we made it. It's the end of the season and thus the end of our longest most painful fucking challenge ever. Did we learn anything? Would we do it again? Will somebody get a replica of Lockies thrid nip tattooed on their 'nus? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Webster's (urban) Dictionary defines 'Blake' as "a virile alpha type with dark or light complexion". In this episode we are joined by Blake Coleman, controversial bad-boy and forth runner up in absolute icon Sophie Monk's Bachelorette Season. Join us as we find out the answer to who really pissed in Jarred's pot plant, does Osher ever break character and what exactly is Lockie's phone number? What could go wrong?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's week 17.5 million and apparently due to covid budget cuts the mansion is now actually a Starbucks/ Magnum ad that 7 desperately toey women, 2 terminally bored alpacas and 1 possessed limousine have to coexist in. Meanwhile Lockie learns how to use an umbrella.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's week 15, or maybe it's 5? This season is making us drink too much. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we ask Australia the important questions, such as "why is Roxy crying, now?" "Are they Llamas or Alpacas? How did a backpacker get into the mansion? and why does Lockie enjoy eating mild?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we have become medievil conspiracy theorists, but at least we don't enter on climax. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's week two, and Mel is most likely vomiting somewhere so Storm is joined by reality tv enthusiast and fellow virgo Gil, clink.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join the 'cool under dogs' of Bachelor Podcasts as they recap the first two episodes of this shit show of a season. It's only week one and we are already have 'woken up next to Rob Schneider' levels of disappointment in everyone other than Dave in candles and Barry in bukkake. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to Lockdown.No not as in Covid, as in 28 single women attempt to tie down Lock - our 2020 Australian Bachelor.Join us each week as we unravel the mystery of Lock's 'Strength and Honour' tattoo and discover what is under the penguin suit. Together we can decipher why one of the women enters the mansion carrying a handful of wheat and countdown the time it takes before one of the contestants falls in love with Osher .....Will Lock find love in the Bachie mansion or will it be another Honey Badger scenario....What Could Go Wrong?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong-1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The reviews are in for our first live Fringe Show !Critics are raving, at what they can only describe as "two hours" .... "it got a few laughs" some even stating that they "really wanted to like it".Next stop - Hollywood!!!!!!!!!! (hospital.... i ate a realllly huge zucchini) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Let's take two girls (early to early thirties)Both filthy rich (incorrect)From the bright lights (the flashlight on Mel's iphone is literally always accidentally on in her bra)Into the sticks (this bit may be accurate)From velvet robes (velour)To cattle poles (trolley poles)Lets take away their limousines (vwgold/ hyundai i30 with broken alternator)Their credits cards and shopping sprees (paypal but yes)Well they're both spoilt rotten (??)Will they cry when they hit bottom? (i'm literally never not crying)Heaven knows who can survive (it's anyone's game)This simple country kind of liiiiiife In this minisode we give details for our upcoming LIVE show, 6th Feb 7.30pm at The Dutch Trading Co! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why is Santa’s sack so full?Because he only comes once a year. ‘The 12 days of Christmas’ is mostly just some dude giving heaps of birds and humans as presents and that’s just not appropriate in 2019. I mean, I’d take the twelve lords leaping because CAMMMPPP. Instead, we give you the twelve poddies of Christmas - a distant relative of the four horseman of the apocalypse. Take a trip of acid down memory lane as we countdown our version of the twelve step program in a special poddiversary episode See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Webster's dictionary defines reality as 'the quality or state of being real'. Despite our frozen foreheads, Black&Decker pecker wreckers, weaves and for no clear reason the plastic vulva Storm wears down her bike shorts - you don't get much more real than us. Join us on our quest to sit on a couch and be not-paid to offer our witticisms and judgements on others who are on worse reality shows than ours. Will we succeed or won't we - this is a bigger mystery than how Lee Hardinge's Wasabi won an ARIA* or why Storm thinks she can still audition for teenage roles in School Musicals. Signing off - Kristin Stewart & Rainn Wilson (sworn enemies of Kathy Griffin and Kyle Sandilands feat. Charlize Theron in Monster) What Could Go Wrong - "Get me out of here"* Should have won several See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The year: 3040The earth: a desolate wasteland The last surviving human crawls towards the final hope of mankind, a cryptochamber known to house what one can only assume is a rare relic from a time long forgotten. A beacon of hope.With his final breath, he opens the chamber. Dry ice pours out, then clears. Sitting there - the last remaining artifact of humanity.Mel's double chin and Storm's lower butt cheeks.He dies with a smile on his face, knowing that they must have looked hot at their funerals.This week Storm and Mel travel to the town of Morley WA on the wings of a Groupon and get their fat frozen, What Could Go Wrong? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The three links at the bottom of the page (can you say overkill) make out that Melbourne man "Sven Pelman" WHO WON'T RESPOND TO ME ON FACEBOOK is some kind of National Hero because he finished 'The Monster' at the Singleton Bakery.But riddle me this, Sven Pelman if that even is your name - have you got your Cert 1 in stage combat ? Oh weird, we have.Join us on the grossest degustation menu Perth has to offer as we tackle Mandurah's finest dining experience, a 2.5kg donut.What could go wrong?https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/sven-pelman-smashes-3-kg-doughnut-in-10-minutes-ng-32575a03580a2cba3e4e92962eafbd74https://www.coastlive.com.au/news/local-news/watch-man-smashes-singleton-bakery-3kg-monster-doughnut-challenge/https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/sweet-success-man-crushes-monster-3kg-doughnut-eating-challenge-in-perth-ng-b88437847z See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The way we see it, everyone has two options.Option 1) Succeed in school (eye roll) complete a 3 year Bachelor of science or something (yawn) and then complete a 6 year medical degree (no thank you)Option Two: Advertise yourself as a Doctor at a festival and give unsolicited / innaccurate advice to a room full of people who are potentially on acidDespite the obvious perks of being able to administer your own Botox, we choose the 'work smarter, not harder' approach.Not a single thing we say in this episode is advisable BUT it is done with the purest motive of all - to pay homage to a real Australian icon, Dolly Doctor Melissa Kang.What Could Go Wrong? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gimli son of Gloin once said "Nobody tosses a dwarf". Storm would probably give it a crack anyway, let's be honest. He also gets his beard braided on the luxurious island of Bali (very good price), where this week we venture to attempt a somewhat competitive sport - Axe throwing.Join us as we get locked in a bikie bar, stranded in Galungan and find out that the sports uniform reqired for ditchin' axes is even grosser than the braces Mel had in high school with lackies the same colour as her basketball uniform.Rules of Axe throwing are simple.No high-fives when holding the axesLoser gets an axe tattooed on their assYou know, sport.What could go wrong?? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There comes a time in a young girl's life, where she seeks advice from those who have come before her. Her elders. The experts. Us. You're Welcome.Submit your questions here See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The submersion of your typical basic-bitch baby in a body of water symbolises Christ’s death, burial and resurrection - but in the word’s of Mel “as a baby...you have a stupid opinion”.As early to early 30 year olds, we can officially now make the educated choice that yes, we should probably join the ranks of Scott Morrison, Bono and Justin Bieber and be baptised at Hillsong.Tune in for the answer to such questions as “Who will become our new ‘god parents’?” “Who the fuck is John the Baptist?” “What’s with the fish?” and “Will Storm really vagazzle for the big day?”What’s so wrong with wanting to live in a world where we jump in the Swan River one night and suddenly Jesus brings out bottomless trays of cheesy bread from Sizzler?I’m feeling some serious Mother Theresa realness. What Could Go Wrong? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you wanna be my lover.....you gotta listen to my Tedtalk on what really happened to Jon Benet Ramsey.It’s Christmas and yes we have donned our gayest apparel and are ready to pay tribute to the Ghost of Mariah Carey’s past. Join us this week in our most dangerous task to date, as we advertise our Detective and Spying services through a low res Gumtree ad. Yes this may be against what you refer to as the ‘law’. We see laws as more of a light moral suggestion, hold the morals.We’ve always fancied ourselves as Private Dicks. What could go wrong? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After a lifetime of neglected plants and tamagotchis who exist in their own filth, Storm and Mel take the next obvious step for two women in their early to early thirties - virtual motherhood. Join us as we tackle late night feeds, work/life balance and severe judgement from people who don’t agree with us taking two newborns to a bar. Yes, it’s true we’re ‘glowing’ - but that’s just the Dysport. Two babies, 48 hours - What Could Go Wrong See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Almost 550 species of birds have been recorded in The Golden State of Western Australia.According to South African immigrant Storm, they are all brown. Hawk-ward.Enlisting the help of BIRDMAN (our second Jon Hamm of the Season) we venture into the bush to complete the Whirlwind 30. Sans food or water, because BIRDMAN is a mix between a an aggressive cross-fit trainer and a very attractive pond herron, we learn the difference between a Crippler and a Plastic.Twitch your way into this adventure as we spot everything from a Common Bronzewing to Jennifer Lawrence in Mockingjay.Don't Swallow - you'll get Chirpies. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Being a feminist is great, but have you ever succumbed to the ancient ways of being pressured to cleanse your Miss V in an unnecessary and confusing ceremony? This week Storm and Mel meet the Crocodile of Seminyak and try a traditional Vulva Fogging known as a Rattus Vagina.Special guest stars Renly Baratheon, Stanley Ipkis, Emma Stone and Jonah Hill join us as we discover what it really means to turn your ticking time bomb of womanhood into a ripe, non-fatal papaya.I mean really, what could go wrong See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we try the ancient Amazonian "ordeal medicine" of Kambo.What could go wrong?Could the Kambo practitioner be as hot as Jon Hamm? He was.Could we somehow become incredibly agile hunters? No.Would we then have to vomit for hours into (fresh) 85c Bunnings Bucket. Time will tell.Each week we will review another experience so you don't have to. Stay tuned for next week's episode...."Surprisingly Ginger", where we get Rattus Vaginas. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.