What The Forks?

It’s the final episode of Season 2! Hurrah! As we look over the Afterward of Life and Death, and say a fond farewell to you lovely listeners, we come to the realisation that Beau has never has, and perhaps never will, be pegged. Sad.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

We deal with a few small sound issues, and several large plot issues, as we unpick the final section of Life and Death; the Epilogue: An Occasion.    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

Honestly, not our most positive episode, as we discuss the longest chapter ever written: 24. Change.  But we do get some questions answered... s'pose that's good.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.        

Do you have a celebrity doppelgänger? In our not-quite shortest episode ever, Chloe reveals what she and Kristen Stewart used to have in common. We also discuss the not-so different, not-so quirky Chapter 23: The Choice.    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

This week, Isaac teaches Chloe about cancel culture, and makes a big apology, in an attempt to avoid being cancelled himself. Somewhere in there we also discuss Chapter 22: Hide-and-Seek.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

You know that from time to time we like to poke fun at young Beaufort... and this episode is no different! In Chapter 21: Phone Call, we realise that all Beau needed was an emotional laxative! If only we had known sooner, we could’ve saved a whole lot of time and effort.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.  

Thus far, 2020 has been... you know. And it's leaving us (and Beau) feeling a little... well, you know.    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

As we recap Life and Death Chapter 19: Goodbyes, we ponder a very important question regarding our good friend Beaufort.  Why won't Edythe just kill or change him already?! You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

Unlike Beau and Edythe, we here at ForksCast believe that sharing is caring. So we formally invite you to join our bubble and discuss Chapter 18: The Hunt. Pull up a chair, pour a glass of wine, and laugh at the government's new COVID-19 regulations.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

"Alexa! Play Supermassive Black Hole by Muse." It's time for Chapter 17: The Game.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

In these difficult and unsettling times, Chapter 16: Carine gives us all we need for a quick pick-me-up: a little slap and a little tickle. You’re welcome. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram @ForksCast. 

Boom! It's Chapter 15: The Cullens. Beau fights to keep his kit on while Archie lets it all hang out.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

You’ve been on one, maybe two, proper dates with your vampire lover, now it's time for the chat. You know the one. The one where you discuss how likely it is that your skull will be crushed during vamp/human intercourse. Join us to find out if Beau can handle the truth in Chapter 14: Mind Over Matter! You Can Find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

You may know him from Face/Off, National Treasure, or the critically acclaimed Ghost Rider, but I bet you never thought he'd have anything to do with the Twilight Saga! And you'd be 100% correct.  Life and Death Chapter 13: Confessions. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

Ever wondered what Charlie and Beau's 70s TV sitcom would sound like? Look no further, as we dissect Chapter 12: Balancing.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

And then things got weird in Chapter 11: Complications. I mean, we've all been there; sitting in a dimly lit classroom with your vampire lover and a telepathic sexual tension so strong you can't look your teacher in the eye... right? It's not just us... Right?!  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

It's time for Chapter 10: Interrogations and We. Just. Miss. Jess. Do you miss Jessica Stanley? Do you feel the gaping Jess-shaped hole in your life? Share our pain in Episode 11. Justice for Jess.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

We're on Chapter 9: Theory! Listen in to learn Chloe's theory about hands... you can decide for yourselves. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.   

It's what you've all been waiting for! Chapter 8: Port Angeles, in which we meet a 'Glossy Woman'. No idea what that is? You're not alone!  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

In this episode we discuss Jules Verne's classic sci-fi adventure Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. And Life and Death Chapter 7: Nightmare.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

Boo! Today we're reading Life and Death Chapter 6: Scary Stories, and getting our first peek at Jules Black!  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

Life and Death Chapter 5: Blood Type, in which we discover that boys don't faint, blush, or have personalities.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

All the girls love Beaufort Swan in Life and Death Chapter 4: Invitations. But not us... we love Edythe!  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

In this episode we talk about Life and Death Chapter 3: Phenomenon... as well as Buffy, Wonder Woman, X-Men, and Wuthering Heights.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

It's time to discuss Life and Death Chapter 2: Open Book; the one where Edythe goes away and comes back again. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast.

It's time to meet Beaufort Swan! In this episode we discuss Life and Death Chapter 1: First Sight.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast.

It's ForksCast 2020! We're back with a brand new season of chapter-by-chapter episodes on Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined.  This time we're easing ourselves in with the Foreword.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

Before we take a well-earned break, we finish up the saga with 2012’s The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, and ponder girl power, growing up, and goodbyes.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

It’s the beginning of the end! We’re revisiting 2011, watching Bill Condon’s The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, and discussing kooks, kinks, and Kristen. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

This time, as we plunge into David Slade’s The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, we consider hair, heartbreak, and Hozier.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

In this special bonus episode, we chat to VFX artist Matthew Wight and get his thoughts on special visual effects in the Twilight movies. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast.

In this episode, we watch Chris Weitz’s 2009 movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and discuss effects, Esme, and the end of days.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

It’s movie night!  This time we watch Catherine Hardwicke’s 2008 film Twilight, and talk about contacts, cameos, and characterisation.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

It’s the end of the saga! In our final episode on the book series, we explore transformation, tables of contents, and (as usual) give too much information! You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

For the second part of our discussion of Breaking Dawn, we’re talking about Leah, Leah, and Leah. We love Leah Clearwater. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

As we begin our three-part discussion of the novel Breaking Dawn, we chat about vows, virgins, and vampire virility.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

To finish off book three of The Twilight Saga, we sink our teeth into folklore, fiancés, and the f**kery of Jacob Black.  [N.B. At 20:50 we discuss a nonconsensual kiss in this novel. If this may be distressing to you, please skip to 28:40.] You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast.

In the first half of our exploration of Stephenie Meyer’s Eclipse, we're thinking about power, prejudice, and the past.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

Finishing up our re-reading of the novel New Moon, we talk about monsters, mushiness, and miniskirts.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

It’s time to crack open New Moon! For our third episode, we’ve read up to Chapter 12, and discuss boys, breakups, and bank accounts.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

We’re back to finish our discussion of the novel Twilight - from Chapter 13, right to the end of the book.  This time we get to grips with saviours, sex drives, and supernatural lore.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter & Instagram at @ForksCast. 

Chloe and Isaac begin their rediscovery of The Twilight Saga, attempting to understand what drew them in as teens. Covering the novel Twilight, chapters 1 - 12, they talk misery, queerness, and what it means to be a woman in a vampire's world. @ForksCast.