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The Two Baked Hams celebrate their one hundredth podcast episode, and to mark the occasion they spend 48 solid minutes discussing masturbatory related news content. But the discussion swings towards a more serious tone when it comes to navigating the political spectrum and possessing human compassion. The Hams put over their listeners and especially Roxy for supporting the podcast in its early days. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #OneHundred #MasturbatoryNews #ForFreedom #CrunchSomeLung #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
The Two Baked Hams reminisce about their 'lost' episodes as well as share their collective fears about cursed objects. Later, the Hams criticize some juggernaut sit coms and what they could get away with. Somehow the Hams discuss an odd thought experiment involving a dude eating another dude. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Santa #TheMask #CurseObjects #Commercials #TV #SitComs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Circumstances have finally allowed your Two Baked Hams to record a podcast. Jack Pride is back in the pro wrestling ring, after nearly 2 years off. Ham One = George Costanza. And Ham Two is an old man, who needs to take a lung test. Also in the episode you may listen to Ham One rant about the Trucker Convoy. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #FreedomConvoy2022 #TruckConvoy2022 #Covid19 #ProWrestling #Tattoo #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Despite 3 technical difficulties, your Two Baked Hams deliver their Christmas miracle with this episode! Between Brave Heart and Gladiator, which movie should be erased from the collective memory? Ham Two shares his experience with guided mediation. And how should you make a choice if that choice isn't in front of you? The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Therapy #ShoppingCart #Wrestling #TechnicalDifficulties #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Welcome to Part One of the official Two Baked Hams bottled water taste test. In this episode your Hams sample water from eleven different sources and rank them based on strict criteria: bottle feel, ingredients, taste, after taste, particulates, and overall presentation. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #HamScience #RealScience #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
The NHL was been playing in the YEG bubble and this is the first episode, in a long time, that your Two Baked Hams talk hockey. And they discuss the weirdness that is watching a UFC match with no audience. What is it that makes Ham One feel smart? Listen in to find out. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#NHL2020 #Playoffs2020 #Bubble #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion
Man of Two Minds Jack Pride was having an amazing 2019 wrestling on the independent scene in Western Canada, but we'll give you a guess what happened to his 2020. COVID-19 took the steady workload out from under him along with hundreds if not thousands of others in the Canadian wrestling scene. Jack spoke with us about what his experience was at the start of the pandemic to offer a portrait of what it all looked like from his perspective. But it's not all doom and gloom! We also talk about how he got his start in wrestling, a novelty match from 2019 that went viral, missing the Attitude Era (not longing for the Era, mind you. Actually missing it as a fan), and more! Follow Jack on Twitter and Instagram @mindofjackpride, and if you need a good laugh you should check out the podcast he co-hosts, Two Baked Hams. Follow Smark & Friends on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and drop us a kind word and as many stars as you like at ratethispodcast.com/smarkandfriends
Episode sixty-nine has your Two Baked Hams' respective brains turned off. In honour of being too smart and to effectively balance the space/time continuum, Ham One and Two partake in "a bit of the ol' boy." Import Questions Raised in this Episode: would you get a cybertronic stomach? how much for a pint of blood? which Tron was Tron 2? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SixtyNine #HamsInSpace #BrainsOff #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
This episode opens with your Two Baked Hams recounting their days under the influence of alcohol and the parties where alcohol was communal though scarce. Unwittingly, the Hams’ opener segue into their discussion on Communism and, most interestingly, Neo-Marxism in Western society. In this episode your Two Baked Hams, whilst not necessarily fully endorsing nor condemning the aforementioned inflammatory political and cultural doctrines, wrestle with Neo-Marxist ideology and the recent calls for Communist reform in the West. This discourse was spurred on by the reports that the Black Lives Matter organization’s roots were affixed to Marxist theory and ideology. The Two Baked Hams affirm that the Black Lives Matter movement is important and, quite simply, is good for society; however, both Ham One and Ham Two recognized the problems with Marxist and Communist political, social, and cultural thought. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Marxism #Communism #SpeakingOut #DickFlip #BlackFace #BrownFace #LoanNote #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Links:https://blacklivesmatter.com/what-we-believe/ https://medium.com/@alysonescalante/marxism-and-trans-liberation-1066d09b7e8f https://medium.com/bloomberg-opinion/theres-no-such-thing-as-moderate-marxism-9793e7a7fa60 https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1988683&jwsource=cl “Marxism and Globalization: Revisiting the Political in the Communist Manifesto” by Saskin Sassen.
Listen and rate our podcast, please. The Hams try to figure out how OnlyFans works from the outside looking in. Also, how much is too much masturbation? Where is the line between habit and addiction? These questions your Two Baked Hams attempt to answer. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #OnlyFans #RIPDavid #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Don't forget to rate the podcast! Covid-19 is calming down and your Two Baked Hams are recording podcasts again. Is this episode they Hams are introduced to Ham One's new place. There are cats, and there is a cat featured in this episode. What if the Hams are living in a simulation. Does Ham Two have a moral dilemma? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Simulation #Hamazon tilasaurus#DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Learning to Listen 79 - Essential Worker: Jonah Kondro from Two Baked Hams ( https://www.facebook.com/twobakedhams/ ) rejoins us to talk Isolation, WWE, Blue Revue, Jackbox, and Naomi's Chat Roulette adventures. Today's Music: Blue Moon Marquee - Big Black Mamba. Go check out their stuff from their website: https://www.bluemoonmarquee.com/ All music used with permission --- Check out our new YouTube channel. Email us at learningtolistenpodcast@gmail.com And hey, come check out our Patreon! Your support would really help to keep this show going. Plus, you'll get to hear our new bonus segments. Rate and review us on iTunes! Follow us on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram
Welcome to episode 60 of your Two Baked Hams. The Hams discuss shooting guns while in high school, failing science 10 (but not really), and being in gym class with all the hot chicks. Also, find out the pros and cons of Full Force Fitness in #YEG. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #NewInformation #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionFun Links: @roryandolive (Version II's Cat's Instagram) Drunk African Animals: https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8
Lumberjack Larry is a indy professional wrestler, Star Wars Fan, and the guest of this episode of the Two Baked Hams. Listen in for this week's Masturbatory news and find out why Ham One walks home in reverse. The Hams and Larry breakdown the planned assault on Area 51, and find out what Larry hopes to find locked away in the military base. Don't forget to hit the Pig Pipe on your way out. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ReverseWalkHome #Area51 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Ham One is absent from this episode of the Two Baked Hams. However, Ham Two records with the Grizzly Bear, Ken Ostare. The Grizzly Bear and Ham Two recount their drunken adventures to prepare for Grizzly Bear's upcoming summer wedding. The Grizzly defends his penis's honour and speaks his truth about the events of the August-long Weekend (remember the episode the Ham's recorded with Alix?). There is some heartfelt talk and the Grizzly really wishes that Ham One could have participated. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #PineappleCannibal #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Does the Signs alien have a space ship? and did Ham Two like M. Night Shyamalan's new film, Glass? This is how the show opens, only after mentioning Ham One's epic dry spell. The discussion shifts to Ham Two's Army Reserve application and then the Hams talk music, writing, and pro-wrestling. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Beyonce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionFind the Two Baked Hams on Twitter and Instagram @twobakedhams or on Facebook by searching Two Baked Hams.E-mail show questions and comments to twobakedhams@gmail.com.
After two weeks off, the Two Baked Hams recorded an enlightening discourse on mental health and, not surprisingly, sex robots (in that order). But wait, Ham One is on the newish Facebook dating platform? Both Ham One and Ham Two recount their equally hectic month of January and try to determine where are their minds. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CoconutOil #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
Ladies and gentlemen, patrons of the travelling circus and members of hashtag Ham Fam. Thank you for listening to the Two Baked Hams podcast. Your hosts of the show have decided to remove the content of this previously published podcast episode featuring the guest Brice Sova. If you have any questions, concerns, or comments about our decision, please e-mail Mike and Jonah at twobakedhams@gmail.com. Thanks again for listening. And we look forward to cooking up more Two Baked Hams podcast content.
We meet Mike and Jonah, aka: Ham #1 and Ham #2 from Two Baked Hams podcast for the first time ever and start things off talking about squirting. Listen to their Podcast. Find them on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram Follow Jack Pride Facebook / Twitter / Instagram --- What do you think? Drop us a line at learningtolistenpodcast@gmail.com Rate and review us on iTunes! Follow us on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram
Welcome to Side B of "The Schmozcast." This is the second instalment of split-in-two podcast mashup. The Sounds of Struggle and the Two Baked Hams whip out their pods and stovepipe with one another. To listen to Side A, bomb over to Backbreaker Media and give Episode # 107 a listen. Once you've done that, click the download button and listen to the Hams' half here! Special thanks to Backbreaker Media and Win Column Sports. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SoundsOfTwoBakedHamsStruggle #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
New voicemail message from Ham One. To listen to your messages, press 1. To hear more options, visit the Two Baked Hams on social media @twobakedhams or email the Hams, twobakedhams@gmail.com. #FindHamTwo
The Two Baked Hams discuss “Legalization Day” in Canada, and venture into some frank discussion about excess and addiction. Ham #1 shares a personal story from his youth and early days of partying, and you’ll find out why you should never drink and furnace. Plus, Ham #2 reveals why he’s been dumber than usual. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #SneakyDrunk #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
What are limits if they can't be tested? In this episode the Two Baked Hams talk of #SoberOctober and follow their own maddness right out into the alley. Ham One discusses the merits of THC, soberity, and yoga and Ham Two shares too much of his personal habits. But the episode is saved when the Hams answer an important question sent in from one, Spanky Jones. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion
This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Two Baked Hams resident MMA analyst, Sugar Stew breaks down the card for UFC 229. The Ham trio goes on a tangent about women’s MMA and women’s professional wrestling. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #UFC229 #SoberOctober #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion
This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Two Baked Hams have thirty 10 smart thoughts on the crude phenomenon that is the electronic transfer of images of one's phallus, i.e. dick pics. What's worse is that Ham Two defends ghosting, and Ham One initiates a conversation on the metaphysics of Tinder profile pictures. Don't re-gift your nudes, folks. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #DickPics #ReGiftingNudes #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion
This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Ham Two promises not to delete this episode. The Two Baked Hams discuss October 17, and the Cannabis Act in Canada. The Hams recount their first (and hilarious) encounters with marijuana. Ham One schools Ham Two in CBD oils, and they somehow start talking about psilocybin and DMT. Ham One tells the Coachella (2014) story of when Mike met Mike; and did Jonah bring the correct Mike home? Intro music by purple-planet.com. #CannabisAct #Weed #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion
This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Two Baked Hams are serving up some mutant leftovers on this episode. Anything that was clipped from previous recording sessions has been cooked up and sewn together in a Frankenstein Ham cassorole for all you beautiful listeners. But more importantly, this episode sets up the episode to follow. To download Royalty Free Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #HotGarbage #MutantHam #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionSend e-mails to the Two Baked Hams podcast, and don't forget to like, share and subscribe.
What happens when you eat Magic Mushrooms on Mars? Are there green martian ladies under the surface of the red planet to copulate with? Why does Fedor the robot know how to shoot guns? These are some of the philosophical questions the Two Baked Hams try to analyze their way through on this episode. Ham One used to play Connect Four by himself and kept score. Thus, Ham Two thinks Ham One will need to be rum dumb before boarding Elon's rocket-submarine to Mars. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music #HamsInSpace
This is a special episode of Two Baked Hams. The Hams discuss, critique and analyze the cult classic film Fight Club, directed by David Fincher. Mike and Jonah have a shared love of Fincher's film, which is an adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's novel, Fight Club. This episode is serious business, but the Hams are not without their ridiculousness. It would be to the audience's benefit to sit down and screen the film before listening in on the Hams. The intro music, "Fight Club (Opera/Orchestra Piece)," is by Soundcloud user BigAngus23. For free music by the artist, visit soundcloud.com/bigangus23. #HamClub #EdwardSnortin #HelenaBonhamPorker #BaconPitt #HamLoaf
The #HamFam wants to know why the Two Baked Hams are podcasting. "This episode will be very meta." Ham One and Ham Two reminisce about the evenings of bygone times at the UofA when they would work out together. Ham Two tells a story of getting caught gawking in a gym, and Ham One feels it was a missed opportunity. Impromtu guest, Alix has her hangover interrogated by Ham Two. Getting to know the Hams? Well, Ham One has some nostalgia for you. PS, you can follow Mike's dad, Dana on Snapchat @danaandrew. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music #GymBrain #IsThatSpiderDead
Two Baked Hams bring special guest Drew Richards onto the show. Drew has over 30 ten smart thoughts a day and seems to know alot about pocket pussies. Drew says smart things about Colleges and Universities of Alberta while the Hams struggle with their Engrish. This episode features a new segment titled, “The Masturbatory News!” The Hams convince Drew to read and analyze a curious piece of objective, not fake news involving poor David and his left hand. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music #FuckingSkyNet #WokeLion