Two Baked Hams with Mike and Jonah

This is the final episode of the Two Baked Hams Podcast! #HamFam you've been fantastic. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Two Baked Hams celebrate their one hundredth podcast episode, and to mark the occasion they spend 48 solid minutes discussing masturbatory related news content. But the discussion swings towards a more serious tone when it comes to navigating the political spectrum and possessing human compassion. The Hams put over their listeners and especially Roxy for supporting the podcast in its early days. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #OneHundred #MasturbatoryNews #ForFreedom #CrunchSomeLung #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham One, the poor fellow just recently experienced a break up with a partner. But before the Hams get to that portion of the conversation they have a lot of say about drugs, alcohol, and safe consumption sites. Both the Hams recount their trip to Las Vegas and Coachella in 2014 to see Motorhead perform. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DIY #Motorhead #SafeConsumptionSites #BreakUps #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Two Baked Hams reminisce about their 'lost' episodes as well as share their collective fears about cursed objects. Later, the Hams criticize some juggernaut sit coms and what they could get away with. Somehow the Hams discuss an odd thought experiment involving a dude eating another dude. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Santa #TheMask #CurseObjects #Commercials #TV #SitComs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham Two recounts his recent lung function test at a respirology clinic. The Ottawa protests and the Federal Emergency Act are not ignored by the Hams. Is it spelt Czar or Tsar? And listen in to find out what you can buy with your digital disco dollars. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #FreedomConvoy2022 #TruckConvoy2022 #Covid19 #Mandates #Biases #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Circumstances have finally allowed your Two Baked Hams to record a podcast. Jack Pride is back in the pro wrestling ring, after nearly 2 years off. Ham One = George Costanza. And Ham Two is an old man, who needs to take a lung test. Also in the episode you may listen to Ham One rant about the Trucker Convoy. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #FreedomConvoy2022 #TruckConvoy2022 #Covid19 #ProWrestling #Tattoo #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Despite 3 technical difficulties, your Two Baked Hams deliver their Christmas miracle with this episode! Between Brave Heart and Gladiator, which movie should be erased from the collective memory? Ham Two shares his experience with guided mediation. And how should you make a choice if that choice isn't in front of you? The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Therapy #ShoppingCart #Wrestling #TechnicalDifficulties #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

"Crop circles lead to marriage," so says Ham One in this episode of the podcast. Ham Two is, "the Batman of Instagram." And do apples have flesh or meat? Ham One also shares his recent experience with hypnosis therapy. And the Hams attend an 'illegal' remembrance day, 2021 ceremony. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Therapy #Hypnotism #Remembrance Day #Mariage #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham One is back on the regular sex having, girlfriend having side of life. This episode has the Hams discuss congealed, collective memories as well as the harms of bad beer. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Sex #Relationships #Wrestling #BadBeer #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

In this episode of the podcast your Hams recount their cabin adventures with their previous guest, Version II. And that launches the Hams into a discussion of drugs, mental health, and sex cults. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Mushrooms #Psilocybin #Cults #Psychology #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion    

Version II is a self-proclaimed enlightened dirtbag. His recent engagement fell through and he left the city (literally and metaphorically) to go live in a cabin in the woods. In this episode the Hams and their guest share oilfield war stories while also reminiscing about their alcohol fueled youths. This episode is weaved together with philosophy and reflection. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #CabinPhilosophers #OilField #Mushrooms #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Hams invite Bruce to guest on this episode of the podcast. They discuss the philosophy of Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) and how role playing DnD may develop soft skills for use in real life. Ham Two and Bruce critique Ham One's Tinder profile. Also the Hams don't spoil Nick Cage's new film, Willy's Wonderland. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #NickCage #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion    

In Part Two, your Hams finish off their bottled water taste test with a blind test. Each Ham blind tastes five waters each and attempts to guess the brand of bottled water. Afterwards, whatever needs to get talked about, gets talked about. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #Oilers #Elks #Covid #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Welcome to Part One of the official Two Baked Hams bottled water taste test. In this episode your Hams sample water from eleven different sources and rank them based on strict criteria: bottle feel, ingredients, taste, after taste, particulates, and overall presentation. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #HamScience #RealScience #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham One gives sound advice for compartmentalizing stress and anxiety while Ham Two compares Sigmund Freud's psychoanalysis to the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction. OnlyFans bans porn? Which of the Hams had a subscription? The music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #OnlyFans #SexWork #Drugs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This episode opens with an important question regarding the best tasting bottled water. Help the Hams decide which waters to taste test on the next podcast. Ham One shares his dreams for when the Toronto Maple Leafs make it to the Stanley Cup playoffs, and shares his thoughts on Connor McGregor's return to UFC. The music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #NHL #UFC #BestWater #BigPharma #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Hams reunite post-Covid-19. In this episode they discuss their new respective careers, their new gym routines, and the new "tester" Olympic sports. And what is the dress code for shopping at an adult entertainment store? Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #Genetics #Olympics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Ham survived another round of covid-19 lockdowns. In this episode the Hams catch up and discuss what it means to have peaked. They've also added a new segment. Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #EvilVirus #Politics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams are separated because of the Covid-19 social gathering restrictions. So in lieu of that they've recorded another Pizza Delivery version of the podcast (see episode 28 for the first one). In this episode Ham Two talks hunting, unemployment, and reemployment. Ham One gets out a Coronavirus rant, opens up about #SingleLife, and puts over therapy. Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #Coronavirus #Wrestling #Hunting #GoAlong

Mallory is a licensed funeral director and embalmer. On this episode of the podcast she speaks to her experiences working in the funeral industry and her experiences of the paranormal. Mallory is involved in the #YEG pro-wrestling scene and has a funny/scary sex toy story. Follow Mallory on Instagram @malicious30. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Halloween #Paranormal #ProWrestling #SexToys #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionLinks:https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/bodies-stored-rented-trailer-medical-examiner-1.5278243https://nypost.com/2020/04/29/bodies-stored-in-trucks-at-brooklyn-funeral-home-sources/

Thaddeus Archer, the man with a broken back and a mind that moves returns to guest on the podcast. In this episode Archer discusses the past, present, and future of his YouTube channel as well as breaks down his woes with managing a viral video. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Clandestine #TA3 #ArcherReport #ArcherOut #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionBest Entrance Ever:https://youtu.be/o-vkSH4ahFI

Your Two Baked Hams had a sit-com moment in which they both forgot to book the guest. Opps. However, they justify the mishap as symptom of simulation theory and the repeatability of Déjà vu patterns. Please join your guest-less Hams throughout an open exchange of weirdo science articles while they pilot their organic spaceship. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Thadless #Science #DejaVu #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams have fresh podcasting equipment, so they brought Bruce along to road test their new gear. And during their episode test, Ham One and Ham Two question Bruce's temporal existence and delve into the metaphysics of the English Alphabet. The only thing better than this episode is having a caesar at Caesar's house. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #NewGear #ZeeOrZed #Bruce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Hams discuss how "illicit" substances may or may not have been within the NHL bubble, which brings them to consider who's in each of their cohorts. Ham Two breaks down training while using a mask. And Ham One suggests that they each state what they're thankful for. Before they close out the episode, your Hams make there 2020 American Election predictions. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Consorts #Cohorts #Election2020 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

What made Galaxy Quest a good movie and what made Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp a not so good movie? How many Trumpets does Ham 1 own? And when do you feel a sense of completion? Your Two Baked Hams answer these tough philosophic questions. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#AlanRickman #GeneWilder #CoolKids #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

The NHL was been playing in the YEG bubble and this is the first episode, in a long time, that your Two Baked Hams talk hockey. And they discuss the weirdness that is watching a UFC match with no audience. What is it that makes Ham One feel smart? Listen in to find out. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#NHL2020 #Playoffs2020 #Bubble #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

Mike aka "Ham One" is not featured on this episode of the podcast. But who is? Bruce is! Ham Two's better half does her best to fill the hooves of Ham One. In this episode Bruce recounts matching with Ham Two on Tinder and recalls their first couple of dates. She does have her own conspiracy about Bob Lazar and how human memory actually works. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#WheresMike #BobLazar #SexTape #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

Ham Two recounts his recent covid-19 scare while Ham One gets into his latest path to forward progress. Your Two Baked Hams talk about vaccinations and not just the cure for corona. What does it mean for you to virtue signal your forced compliance? Find out in this episode what that means and what it actually means to be "busy". The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#Covid #MentalHealth #ImBusy #PigPlanet

What do Tom DeLonge, Joe Rogan, Commander Fravor, and Bob Lazar all have in common? UFOs, or known now as, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP). Your Ham's deep dive into the CIA's recent admission that they have recovered craft "not made on this Earth". They look into the "TicTac" UAP Commander Fravor encountered, as well as the "Gimbal video". They also dig into the identity of Bob Lazar and why he is so important to the UFO/UAP conversation. This is potentially world changing, and the Hams are right here at the forefront. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ICYMI #AliensExist #UFO #WeBelieve #BobLazar #Element115 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion References: Commander Fravor breaking down his “Tic Tac UFO” encounter (start around 20mins) https://youtu.be/CnIG-i2WCfg Gimbal Video https://youtu.be/tf1uLwUTDA0 TicTac UFO https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2018/03/12/oh-my-gosh-dude-video-shows-navy-pilots-close-encounter-with-an-unidentified-fast-flying-object/ Are Aliens Plentiful https://medium.com/starts-with-a-bang/are-aliens-plentiful-but-were-just-missing-them-ca4c4b503b58 A Hundred Stars Have Disappeared https://medium.com/popular-science/a-hundred-stars-have-disappeared-and-researchers-arent-ruling-out-aliens-d0a3f8c2b891 Ancient Aliens https://medium.com/explosion-of-awareness/ancient-aliens-evidence-of-stephen-hawkings-claim-that-philosophy-is-dead-7a06e4a28fbe

Buttstuff. There it is. That's the show notes for the episode. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Buttstuff #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams ponder the quality of blindness and if they'd be able to paint a windmill from verbal explanation. Though blindness sounds like difficult business, Ham One recounts when he learned of his *clears throat* Eagle Hearing. You read and heard that right. Ham One has Eagle Hearing. And there is all kinds of other nonsense in this episode. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #WindMills #EagleHearing #QuitSocialMedia #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Product testing is the opener for this episode of the podcast. It was an unintentional glimpse into an odd, sexual fetishes. If you are not to dismayed, please give us a rate and a review. Also Ham Two is doing some nefarious programmer stuff? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CreamyToes #Socks #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode sixty-nine has your Two Baked Hams' respective brains turned off. In honour of being too smart and to effectively balance the space/time continuum, Ham One and Two partake in "a bit of the ol' boy." Import Questions Raised in this Episode: would you get a cybertronic stomach? how much for a pint of blood? which Tron was Tron 2? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SixtyNine #HamsInSpace #BrainsOff #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This episode opens with your Two Baked Hams recounting their days under the influence of alcohol and the parties where alcohol was communal though scarce. Unwittingly, the Hams’ opener segue into their discussion on Communism and, most interestingly, Neo-Marxism in Western society. In this episode your Two Baked Hams, whilst not necessarily fully endorsing nor condemning the aforementioned inflammatory political and cultural doctrines, wrestle with Neo-Marxist ideology and the recent calls for Communist reform in the West. This discourse was spurred on by the reports that the Black Lives Matter organization’s roots were affixed to Marxist theory and ideology. The Two Baked Hams affirm that the Black Lives Matter movement is important and, quite simply, is good for society; however, both Ham One and Ham Two recognized the problems with Marxist and Communist political, social, and cultural thought. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Marxism #Communism #SpeakingOut #DickFlip #BlackFace #BrownFace #LoanNote #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Links:https://blacklivesmatter.com/what-we-believe/ https://medium.com/@alysonescalante/marxism-and-trans-liberation-1066d09b7e8f https://medium.com/bloomberg-opinion/theres-no-such-thing-as-moderate-marxism-9793e7a7fa60 https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1988683&jwsource=cl “Marxism and Globalization: Revisiting the Political in the Communist Manifesto” by Saskin Sassen.    

In this episode the Hams try to remember what their respective high school weight rooms looked like. What does muscle memory do and how strong is farm strong? Word on the street is Apple has a Covid-19 tracking app. But it might be built right into the phone!? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #MuscleMemory #Apple #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

If you're feeling ham-y, give this podcast a rating (five pineapples out of five). In this episode Ham Two has an update regarding his covid-19 testing and the whole mask thing. Ham One is in a gym membership dilemma. And what do the hams think about lifting gloves? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Complacency #Gloves #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham Two shares his Covid-19 testing experience, and you'll have to listen to find out where his results landed. The Hams talk about the mask thing, and wonder if it's really important or not so much. Ham One has some wrestling-esque news. Who should come through the curtain first: the heel or the babyface? Please listen and rate the podcast. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #BabyFace #Masks #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Listen and rate our podcast, please. The Hams try to figure out how OnlyFans works from the outside looking in. Also, how much is too much masturbation? Where is the line between habit and addiction? These questions your Two Baked Hams attempt to answer. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #OnlyFans #RIPDavid #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Don't forget to rate the podcast! Covid-19 is calming down and your Two Baked Hams are recording podcasts again. Is this episode they Hams are introduced to Ham One's new place. There are cats, and there is a cat featured in this episode. What if the Hams are living in a simulation. Does Ham Two have a moral dilemma? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Simulation #Hamazon tilasaurus#DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Hams break down the Mad Max franchise and discuss the impending corona virus apocalypse. More importantly, though, listen for the feel good story of the week. Don't forget to rate the podcast. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CoronaVirus #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

It's too early on Sunday to be _____? But more importantly, what constitutes a Hunter of Fish? What's permitted in the shower? Number 1 or 2 or both? What's at the bottom of the ocean? The cure for what? What's going on at the Nait gym on March 28th? Get lots of questions, but not a lot of answers. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #FishHunter #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Welcome to episode 60 of your Two Baked Hams. The Hams discuss shooting guns while in high school, failing science 10 (but not really), and being in gym class with all the hot chicks. Also, find out the pros and cons of Full Force Fitness in #YEG. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #NewInformation #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionFun Links: @roryandolive (Version II's Cat's Instagram)  Drunk African Animals: https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8

Your Two Baked Hams have recorded their first show of 2020 with a special, surprise guest arriving. The special guest may not be a lady, but they dress like a "lady" now and again. Please enjoy the guest reading the latest from the Masturbatory news, and share your thoughts on Ham Two's the duffle bag full of steroids scenario. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #FuzzedOutBoobs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion 

Your Two Baked Hams go to space and answer a metaphysical brain buster question, which was submitted by a member of the #HamFam. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ShadowGovernment #Space #Weed #ItsLegal #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion 

Your Two Baked Hams failed Sober October and they want to tell you how it happened. The Grizzly Bear phones in during the recording by accident. And Ham One says no wife swapping with Dana. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #RanchDressing #SoberOctober #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams discuss this year's parameters for Sober October and reminisce about their failed sobriety last year. One Ham has a couple of announcements and would you skip Dick Day in the gym? Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DickDay #SoberOctober #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This week the Hams answer one helluva special question with a special guest visit from a member of the #HamFam. But less importantly, do the Hams fart in front of their respective girlfriends. This and more on this week's episode. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Farts #BaconBucks #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

What are Bacon Bucks?! You’ll just have to listen and find out. Ham #1 clears some things up from the last pod, and your Hams tackle a listener question! Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.  #Protein #BaconBucks #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams have voicemail! Listen in to see who called and what this member of #HamFam had to say. From countertops to gangster movies, gym dynamics to dirty bulking, your Hams cover some ground in this episode. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DickBanging #GangsterFilms #Pee #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Hams don't like crossfit and they don't like Instagram, but they kinda like Instagram. They have three years of combined August Long Weekend memories, which they try to decipher. And then your Hams discuss apocalyptic diet options, i.e. long pig (cannibalism). Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ReverseWalkHome #AugustLong #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Instagram Accounts to Check Out: @twobakedhams @liftwithmike @jonahkondro @yeggymreview

Lumberjack Larry is a indy professional wrestler, Star Wars Fan, and the guest of this episode of the Two Baked Hams. Listen in for this week's Masturbatory news and find out why Ham One walks home in reverse. The Hams and Larry breakdown the planned assault on Area 51, and find out what Larry hopes to find locked away in the military base. Don't forget to hit the Pig Pipe on your way out. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ReverseWalkHome #Area51 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion