4th & Long Pod (HMD Fantasy League)

The new champ snatches his crown! We celebrate the birth of a dynasty as Ryan wins his 3rd championship in 4 years and dissect what went wrong for Mike. Plus, the Champ joins the program to gloat, end of year awards, dudes who mattered & much more. With Love, Tones & Dores ✌️❤️

The cream has risen to the top! We break down Mike & Ryan's big semi final victories and tee up their big rematch for the Greg Jennings Memorial Trophy! Plus, CRG's happiness, Dan's depression, Franco's clear road ahead, Nick jonesing for Jeanty & more!

The boys are back, and they brought their muscle. Fresh off popping his cherry, Christian joins the pod to discuss his historic victory. Plus, Jayden Reed mind games, Rich's tough decisions, an apology to Dan & semi-final + loser bracket previews!

The playoffs are here and we're here to reflect on the season that was and give our predictions for who will be this year's Champ!

We're back but Taysom Hill is dead so really... what's the point anymore. We dive in and answer one big question from each team in the league including, contenders floundering, pretenders pretending, big keeper decisions & more.

The great dodge is over! A fiery Dores returns to discuss his experience in the middle of a wild trade deadline which includes a rant in which he calls out 70% of the league. Plus, we dive into the playoff picture & finally, we look back at the draft to discuss the biggest whiffs, best picks & so much Moore.

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive & Dodge... but not us. Joined by a very special guest & master deal maker Dan, we discuss an insane trade deadline week including, Nick's emotional goodbye, DJ no-Moore, a loaded Franco & so much more!

On this solo edition of the pod, Tones discusses Dan goes Bye Bye, Dores chickens out, Jamarr Chase masterclass, Rich keeps climbing & so much more in this rambling mess.

Hail Mary's and upset ego's, yes Sunday provided lots of drama and we're here to unpack it all. Including, tight ends are good, Doria's rollin, Mike's cryin, Franco's Cheesin, Rich's weepin & so much more.

If you survived the injury apocalypse, congrats, you win nothing - except peace of mind. Yes - the 2024 season bloodbath continues in week 7 and we discuss which ones make the biggest impact. Plus, trade drama, obvious collusion, Rich's depth of sadness, Dan's fraudulence, Nick's magic V73 & CONGRATULATIONS ROBERTO!!

An eventful Week 6 is in the books, filled with both real and fake trades. We discuss the fantasy (and sexual) impact of the Adams & Cooper trades AND welcome back - for the 1st time this year - THE POWER RANKINGS! Plus, Franco's masterclass, Chris is a God again, Rob's basement cock block, Nick is scientific anomaly & we make a trade LIVE on the pod!

After another hiatus, we are back after a high scoring (FINALLY!!) week 5 with a couple top teams shockingly suffering their first losses. We get into it all plus, waiver wire sadness, big concerns for big RBs, Franco failing upwards, Nick's hope, RIP Rashee :( & so much more.

Dores is back and we have lots to unpack. An eventful week highlighted by some big trades and we break it all down. Plus, Mike's sexual prowess with supermodels, the NFL's shambolic state, Nabers-mania, Dan and Franco's dumpster fire & so much more.... seriously, this was basically a Mike takedown pod. Enjoy! :)

The 2024 season has begun and boy was it ugly. Tony - joined by some very special guests - discuss the teams that came out unscathed and some that need to throw in the towel already. Plus, WELCOME TO THE WORLD AUSTIN!!! weddings, hairlines, Nick's secret, Mike's trophy plans, Doria's sloppy seconds & so much more!

We're are so fuckin back baby! Another year of the greatest league in the world with the 213,546th ranked pod in the world. We break down keepers, each team's draft, hottest season storylines plus, not-so-hot RBs, #collusionbros, a Pod season-long showdown, Mike's mental state, potential changes atop the league hierarchy & so much more!

For the 100th time (my god, we are losers) and final time this season, we discuss the madness that happens in the fabulous HMD league. Rich slays another Dotto and becomes a 2-time Champ. We break down the matchup. Plus, we give out end of year awards, discuss the players who mattered & reminisce on 10 years of this crazy league.

With one host down (and the other eliminated from the playoffs) Alex and a special guest still come together to bring you this year's HMD semifinals pod: Rich's run, Franco's failures, Nick wins again, and controversy in the loser bracket ft. Anthony... Buckle up.

The quarterfinals have come leaving 2 teams down in the dumps after seeing their season crash to a halt. We break it all down plus, Doria's big dick energy, Bijan? More like Be-Gone amirite! Rich's dodgeball skills, loser bracket shenanigans & Is Christmas washed?

And just like that, the regular season is over. We discuss a thrilling race for the final playoff spot as well as providing our always 100% accurate playoff predictions. Plus, Tommy DeVito, Tommy DeVito's agent, Tommy DeVito's ability to save the NFL & so much more.

The boys are back in action to tee up what will be a nail-biting final week of the regular season while also recapping week 12 but this time, with a twist. We compare NFL teams with you, our league-mates. So listen to find out which team best represents you goofballs.

We're back to discuss what the history books will remember as the most fraudulent, inexplicable fantasy season ever. We break down the trade deadline deals, Franco's dominance, Dan's playoff chances, Nick's missing voodoo & so much more.

Both the boys are back on the mic to talk about an ugly week 9 around the NFL. Including, Dan's legit, more Nick voodoo, Doria's hot streak & of course - for the 43rd time... another Tony rant. Whatever. FML.

Back again and I'm riding solo for another blabbering edition of Tony Time. Join me as I dive into Doria's legitness, Mike's burnt bridges, Dan's conundrum, D'Onta Foreman's back workout, everything comes up Franco... again & so much more.

We're again to break down a low scoring week 6. We discuss which teams are trending up and which are going down the drain. Plus, an EPIC Tony meltdown, Doria's hope, Dotto bros entertainment, Is Dan's team actually good & a special shoutout to the newlywed, RICHARDDDDDD!

Back by popular demand... we drop a fresh power rankings and break down the standout storylines from the first 5 weeks of the season. Including, Blockbuster trades, insane Achane, sellers, buyers, Franco's Fab, JUSTYN ROSS & more.

We interrupt diaper changing to bring you this podcast. We break down a low scoring week 1 including, Drake London falling down falling down, Nick is a wizard part 45, Najee is washed, so is Henry & much more.

We're back for another season of the pod! Unpacked a lot of things, including Keeping up with the Dotto's, keeper decisions, a full draft breakdown, bold predictions & so much more.

A not-so grand finale... we break down an unprecedented championship week in so many ways including Mike's denial, start/sit decisions, Ryan's swagger, dynasty in the making & much more.... Boys, it's been such a blast. Thanks for riding with us for another season ❤️

It's Tony Time™️ again and we're winging it baby! As I recover from a near death experience, spiked egg nog & endless cookies I try to break down a week where I watched nothing and paid attention to nothing. On this pod, we celebrate Mike & Ryan's fantastic seasons as they prepare to duke it out for the greatest trophy in made-up sports. See you in the 2023 ✌️

We're back after a mixed bag of results. We break down Doria & Ryan's big wins in the quarterfinals plus, preview the semi's with the Dotto bros back in action. And finally, we take a look back at the draft to discuss how bad we all screwed it up.

The regular season is a thing of the past. It's playoff time!! We break down a dramatic week 14 including, Tee Higgins bullshit, Mike's hot streak, Rich's record season, Nick's genius & more. Plus, we give our playoff predictions & manifest our champion

Dores is back! Just in time to watch his team stink again. It's one of the many things discussed plus, Nick voodoo, Ryan's team name EMERGENCY, Christian Watson's arrival, Tyreek is clutch, Swift is back, AJ Brown revenge game... anddddd the FINAL edition of the POWER RANKINGS!!

It's Tony time! I fly solo & spill out all the shitty takes I've been holding in all season. Dive into my mind as I discuss fantasy BS, Mike's jizz, definitely NOT Josh Jacobs, Dan's heartbreaker, Franco & Doria's looming troubles & much more.

Week 10 is in the books and it had no shortage of drama. We break down a pair of nail-biting matchups plus, Rich's trade jinx, Aaron Jones HOLD MA DIIIIIIICK, Kupp's injury, Franco's lack of phone password & more

After a brief hiatus, we are back and there's lots to talk about. We get into everything we missed over the last couple weeks and get into some interesting matchups from week 9. Plus Ryan Reynolds, Mixon's 5, Christian's failures, RIP Jonny T, Franco's IR trouble & the MOST INSANE POWER RANKINGS EVER! (seriously, you're all gonna be so pissed

Things get real crazy in the week 6 pod as Tones is on a bye week, meaning we bring some boys off the bench! Alex welcomes CRG and Dan to the 4th & Long Pod to discuss a disappointing Dotto Bowl, Franco is for real, Rich still stinks, Gennara's waivers debacle, and Stat Guy Dan plays a game...

For the last time in Doria's apartment we light some candles, pour some wine, take off our clothes and.... wait.... anyway. We discuss a couple big trades, Franco's monster week, Tony's twisted fantasy, Nicky horseshoes, Tee Higgins conspiracy, Breece's betrayal ANDDD we even talk about Dan a little bit.

This pod has it all... a trade, voicemails, epic rants & choking. We dive into a rule change proposal, Doria's dominance, Ryan's rolling, Mike's flip flop, Franco's snake bite plus, this season's first edition of the POWER RANKINGS!!

Everything sucks. Here's your fuckin podcast. Sports, I guess. Whatever.

Week 2 is in the books filled with some high point totals and some lacklustre ones. We break it all down including, Tony sings his song, Rich's bad luck, CRG's is full of shit, who's selling? & more.

The season has officially commenced! We're back to break down all the matchups including, Franco's Pod revenge, Nick's horseshoes, Barkley's hotness, Ryan's looming disaster. Plus, who spent that FAAAAAAB, survivor updates & more.

The draft pod is here! We break down the best, worst and wild card picks for each team. Plus, draft night highlights, CRG & Franco's big trade, Yahoo's sort of update & more.

We're joined by two very special guests to break down all the boneheaded decisions people made with their keepers. Including, a blockbuster trade, Mike is lost, Franco obsessed with QBs too now, Alex likes it in the rear & more

We are back to kick off year 9 (!!) of the HMD fantasy football league! We break down the biggest storyline ahead of another exciting season plus, we enter the HMD multiverse by workshopping some wacky rule changes that probably will never happen.

Ryan is our 2021 league winner! Alex flies solo this week, but is joined by our year 8 league champ, as well as finalist Nick Dotto... And also one very special guest. We work together to put a wrap on an insane season of fantasy football in the greatest league there ever is, and ever will be: Hold Ma Diiiiiick!!!

The Finals is set & Nick has a big mountain to climb if he wants to claim his 3rd championship. We discuss all the semifinal matchups plus, the tank drama & a comprehensive finals preview.

The quarterfinals are in the books and my god, was it a disaster. We break down a historically terrible playoff week for fantasy football plus, finally giving Dan his flowers (sort of), Nick's dominance, CRG's hardships, Rob's predictable ending & more.

The regular season is a thing of the past but before we kiss it goodbye, we give out some player awards. Plus, previewing the quarterfinal matchups & giving our playoff predictions.

We have all that Power... never forget it. It's to take a deep dive of this years draft & dissect an interesting 1st round, who had the best draft, the worst & more. Plus, Dan's team still stinks, Mike's impressive performance, Ryan just flexing at this points & more.

CRG needs a drive north of Barrie to get over this loss. 0.04... We'll never forget. We dive into a week 12 of the fantasy season including, all the RBs are dead, Dan's debacle, Franco spent FAAB, did we mention 0.04? and some big moving & shaking in the POWER RANKINGS!

The playoff race is in full swing & now with the trade deadline in the past, it's time to separate the contenders from pretenders. We break down every deal from deadline week & what it all means going into the playoffs & next years draft. Plus, temperature checks ft Sean Paul, Mike Gallups onto Doria's shit list, Jonathan Taylor's huge hammer, CRG coming up clutch & more.