Alienate The Audience

Cole tells us his story of having sex with a former guest, as well as a story about the time he almost got fucked by a tranny. We all debate the hottest open mic comics.

Geoffrey talks about his addiction problems, being married to a black woman who calls him the n-word, and Ben's friend ripped a girls butthole.

Deleon is drunk and rants about white women, milk, and pork.  We try to narrow down Corey's Mexican heritage.

One of the first episodes recorded, we talk about trying to spice up Luke's sex life, a dolphin fucking a woman, CJ and Corey smoking crack, and Krocadile.

This episode we talk about open mic comics, Brandon’s meth head aunt, Michael Richard’s incident, Mel Gibson tapes, and Rishi moving to China for 8 years.

This episode we discuss Cyrus' dad thinking he is gay, why incest porn has gotten so big, and why the "F" word can't be said.

This episodes topics include omeless people masturbating in the library, the psychosis of Dat Phan, crazy rich asians, and trannys on tinder.

This episodes topics include Julia’s chronic diarrhea, our New Year’s Eve stories, Julia’s butt hair, Graham’s face tattoo fantasy, Brandon working at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Julia’s first time.

This episodes topics includes Kevin getting arrested in Vegas on Xanax, Ashoka's dick insecurities, Ben's banging a chick in the middle of an open mic, and hooker talk.  

This episodes topics include Liz's Rabbi girlfriend, Brandon learning about lesbian Jews, our stories of being mugged, and how we all chose to become stand up comedians.

This episode we have our biggest fan on.  Ahmed gives is notes, tells us how to gelk, talks about being muslim, and tries to fuck every female thats been on our podcast.

This episodes topics include R. Kelly and Hollywood pedophilia, Mitch wanting to bang Anderson Cooper, origins of YAAASSS Queen, Madonna's atrocious ass, Mitch juggling Dildos and he is gonna try docking in 2019!!!  

This episodes topics include Joe wanting to know about how crazy Zack was, the craziest things we've seen at open mics, and why roast battles suck.

This episode has Zack questioning every word choice Brandon and Ben use. Aeriel, his girlfriend, being extremely uncomfortable.  Brandon asking him to leave his house.  Aeriel broke up with Zack after this podcast, seriously.

This episodes topics include cumming fast with women, Europe, and Rishi and Stefano taking shrooms while watching a play about pedophilia. 

This episodes topics include Julia calling guys daddy, Brandon & Ben MeTooing Julia, and Julia masturbating at three years old.  

This episodes topics include Irinia's experiences acting, modeling, doing stand up, being a Playboy Playmate, growing up in a nuclear wasteland in Dzerzhinsk Russia, and being sexually harassed by the cast of Entourage.

This episodes topics include Jared puking off edibles, validity of street jokes, Seth and Brandon's Filipino girlfriends, and the one that got away from Ben.

This episode we interview two fuck buddies, Rick and Amelia review each others sexual skills, Rick gets extremely uncomfortable and has a panic attack, and Brandon unsuccessfully hits on Amelia. 

This episodes topics include Julia shitting at the gym, how to give good head, Ben's sexual partners, and our plans to make a Julia fleshlight.

This episodes topics include Mitch's endless free ecstasy, Mitch's Schizophrenia, and butt sex in the army.

This episodes topics include our anger at homeless people, Clifford's crippling depression, and Dostoyevski (somehow we talked Russian Lit).

This episodes topics include Deleons time living with a pimp, if we could pimp, midget bars, and Deleon's love of fat black women.

This episodes topics include Travis experiences as a medic in the Army, pill and hooker addictions, Afghanistan man love, and weird places to masturbate.

This episodes topics include Jared's gay experiences, Brandon's slave girlfriend, and how much it would take for us to suck a penis.

This episodes topics include Krista's dating life, our stories of getting robbed, a Tony Robbins debate, and Jared's Kat Williams story.

This episodes topics include why everyone wants to say the n-word, crazy open mic comedians, and some hooker talk.

This episode topics include pink socks, donating your sperm, and suicide girl midgets.  

We get hammered and talked about Tina's laser hair removal, Portuguese racism, and CJ tries attempt to freestyle.

This episodes topics includes how, when, where, why we masturbate, and some WWF wrestling talk.

This episodes topics include Ben's famous Tinder orgy story, Vinny's time opening for Dane Cook, and comedy business advice from Vinny.

This episodes topics includes Rick's endless Jew guilt, and Ben's lack of Jew guilt.

This episodes topics includes, Rachel's huge clitoris, the #MeToo movement, some Jared drops, and Rachel getting fired on air.

This episodes topics include life on the road, Kennan masturbating in front of his dad, and some (a lot) of Jew jokes.

The first episode topics we discuss the sexuality of gay people, Adam Sandler movies, Jared's gay encounters, and Brandon exposing himself in bars.