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Wow, we finally got to 15 episodes, and it only took *mumble* years! To celebrate, Robin came up with a quiz to see how much Katie Tregs and Jess remember about these first 15 books. The winner gets a secret and fabulous prize! It goes exactly as well as you'd expect. Take a listen!Sound effects used in this episode under Creative Commons licensepolite_applause_03.wav by joedeshon | License: Attribution 4.0Stage Clear 8 Bit.wav by Mrthenoronha | License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin, Katie Tregs, and Producer Daddy Travis talk about copyright-neutral establishments, learn a little something about sharks, and...run through the whole android thing again? Fifth time's the charm, I guess. As a Leeran might say, don't even think about missing this one! #forhumanslikeus #getthatoatmeal

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin tells Katie Tregs and special guest Travis about these wacky conspiracy theorists who believe in aliens. We also learn how modest Yeerks are, figure out a brilliant money-making scheme with absolutely no flaws, and tell a whole lot of poop jokes. Not to mention we finally get the makeover montage we've been waiting for this whole time! Join us, and maybe join The Sharing too if you have time.

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin and Katie Tregs emerge from stasis to talk about another Animorphs book, and they bring a new co-host along for the ride! Because our listeners have been extra patient, we're rewarding you with an extra-long episode! Also, Robin doesn't know how pacing works. We ask so many questions in this episode: Who would win in a fight of birds vs. guns? What is really the worst breakfast cereal? When do these books start getting horny? We don't really answer any of these questions, but they're fun to ask. We hope you'll agree!

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, we learn about allergies, dimples, elegant giraffe feet, and a new game to replace rock, paper, scissors!

Sorry this took so long, everyone. For a while I thought we'd gone back in time and stopped this episode from ever being recorded. But that can't be possible...can it? Get ready to enjoy learning exactly one new term while absolutely nothing else happens to these freaking kids.

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, we go back to our favorite 90's bands, learn about the visual acuity of a LOT of different animals, and find out where our mass goes when we shrink. Robin also tells Jeska and Katie about a really braggy android. Jeska gets pretty mad about it.

In this episode Katie, Jess, and Robin answer a few vital questions like "what if there were no teachers?" and "do we really need that many dudes named Chris?"

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: The group meets a Good person from an interesting Place, and they learn something of great import that Skort neglected to report. This episode very quickly devolves into a rhyming session, but we bring it back around when Skort meets with someone who actually saw the dragon. There are forts, some port, a brief mention of sports, and more(t)! Twitter: twitter.com/BitchesNLiches Website: bitchesandliches.com Patreon: patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: The group sets off to the Trident Bay to investigate rumors of a dragon robbing nobles as they travel along the bay. They make some new friends, see a super fancy alligator, and learn that there's more than one way to draw a sexy dragon. Twitter: twitter.com/BitchesNLiches Website: bitchesandliches.com Patreon: patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: Our group of sometimes-heroes see a familiar face and get a few fun items before deciding on what to do next and how much to tell their mysterious new ally. They have some questions for their friends and what they've learned, and in the end, they come to an important decision. Twitter: twitter.com/BitchesNLiches Website: bitchesandliches.com Patreon: patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: The group makes it back to the Caravan, and they have a lot of questions (and attitude) for Serena about the mysterious and dangerous artifacts they retrieved. They also meet a cute girl, and Skort can't resist a little flirting! Serena offers a few new quests for them to take on, and the group has to decide what they want to do next. Twitter: twitter.com/BitchesNLiches Website: bitchesandliches.com Patreon: patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Jessica once again proves that she would be the ultimate villain, Robin gives us all kinds of animal facts, and Katie proposes a few new band names.

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin teaches Jeska and Katie Tregs everything worth knowing about Andalite vocabulary. Also everything about Andalite culture. Also everything about one specific Andalite, who is an idiot.

Where is the best place to live? Do you prefer aisle or window? How many is too many helicopter crashes? In this episode of Is It Okay, Jessica, Robin, and Katie will answer these essential questions and more!

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: Tworian's use of arcana caught the attention of the Night Market guards, and Finn, Rand, and Skort need to figure out how to escape the Market with the dangerous artifacts they've discovered. Skort makes a new friend and learns some concerning information, and the group reunites with their (least) favorite NPC!

It's #WitchTeamAlpha month, and in this episode of "Is It Okay," Jessica, Robin, and Katie Tregs are finally answering all the questions you have about witches. How many familiars can a witch have? Are boys welcome in the coven? Who would win in a fight between an octopus and Jessica's cat? Find out all these answers and more!

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: Our group learns about the rest of the artifacts up for auction, and they learn a little about multilevel marketing campaigns. Tworian and Skort make new friends while Rand tries to learn more about the chimera from a friendly guard. And then the auction starts, and things quickly go downhill.

Welcome to the first episode of “Bitch Time? Always”, a podcast about pop culture, feminism, and anything else we want to talk about (often while drunk). In episode 1, Katie, Jessica, and Robin drunkenly and joyfully discuss Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the 1996 TV movie. For a full list of drinking game rules, visit BitchTeamAlpha.com

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: The group has made it into the auction tent, and they start investigating the dangerous artifacts, conversing with guards and thieves, and trying very hard to blend in. They learn a little bit more about the Night Market and the dangerous arcane objects up for auction. There’s also a special shout-out to RPG Casts this episode! Check them out at twitter.com/rpg_casts

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: While wandering through the Night Market, our group comes up with a plan to infiltrate the auction tent, and they make some really bad decisions along the way. They learn a little about the consequences of their actions, and some people make rash decisions in the face of conflict. Twitter: @ BitchesNLiches https://twitter.com/BitchesNLiches Website: www.bitchesandliches.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

Our heroes have made it into the Night Market, and they see some familiar faces while exploring. They look around for dangerous artifacts, and they make some tough choices about who to approach and what items are the most useful. Our group also finds themselves under the watchful eye of an important member of The Silence, the shady organization running the Night Market. Twitter: @ BitchesNLiches https://twitter.com/BitchesNLiches Website: www.bitchesandliches.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin teaches Jessica and Katie all about the Ellimist! Will Rachel and the other Animorphs abandon the fight against the Yeerks? Will we ever learn what Ax did when he pretended to be Jake for 3 days? How can we join the International Elephant Police? All these questions and more will be asked in this episode!

What is the point of life, Minecraft, or box springs? Jessica, Robin, and Katie answer these questions and more in Episode 2 of "Is It Okay...?"

Our group tries to find their way to the Night Market, and they come across a few distractions on their way. They also learn more about one another and their relationship grows...more intense! When our group finally makes it to the Night Market, we find out if they remember the specific phrase Nekocata and Ra’an struggled to teach them last time. Check out the first episode of this arc here: https://goo.gl/e9hvka You can find our other shows and cool content on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com/ If you like what we do, consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

It's an extra long episode to reward you all for your extra long wait! In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin has a serious talk with Jessica and Amber about overtalk. We learn how Yeerk promotions work, what tweens really do when they're home alone, and why we're all such jerks. Well, we don't really learn WHY we're such jerks...but we're definitely jerks. What do you think of when you hear the word Crayak? Share your Sharing story! Tweet at us with the hashtag #forhumanslikeus

Welcome to Episode 1 of "Is it Okay...?" Bitch Team Alpha's new podcast where we answer the questions that Google could probably also answer!  What should we autofill next?

In this Episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin teaches Jessica and Katie a little bit about lobsters...and a lot about love. Mostly the lobster thing, though. Things go really far off the rails in this book. What do you think "Predator" referred to in the title of this book?

Episode 13 starts our new arc, Nights, Chimera, Auction! Our group of “heroes” have found some new potential friends who immediately got rid of them by sending your favorite adventurers on a dangerous adventure to the Night Market! We had two awesome guests this episode, Kelrick and Kenny from ExQueerience Points, a Starfinder actual play podcast with an all-queer cast. Check out their show on http://exqueeriencepoints.com/ ! If you’re interested in helping make PodCon happen, you can check them out here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/podcon-2-community And you can listen to Feminerd ep 018: Jessica Goes to PodCon! here: https://soundcloud.com/btapodcasts/feminerd-podcon Please check out our other content on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com and consider supporting us at https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha !

“I’m all in for killin’ frogs.” -The perfect summary for today’s episode for Bitches and Liches! Listen to the exciting finale of the Enormous Frog Secret arc. All the secrets are out now! Our group of heroes (?? their status as "heroes" is somewhat questionable by the end of this episode) confronted the so-called "Lord of Mistwold" and the sorceress Vasalisa Frank in the last episode, just as they were summoning Darkfiends! Now our group has to fight them off and maybe stop and think about their actions before rushing in (haha jk they rush in with no regard for consequence, the adorable rascals).

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin explains how the Animorphs just plain continue to make bad decisions. Amber and Jessica provide several consistently better plans to take down the Yeerks. Also, we finally meet Ax! What do you think the senior superlatives would be for the Animorphs?

In episode 11 of Bitches & Liches, we get waaaay off track, go on a lot of tangents, and make Jessica wish she never started this damn show. Best quote from this episode? “Well, we may not win the fight, but we defeated Jessica." The group finally decides to confront Gyhra and Vasalisa, and things go exactly as well as you would expect. Check out our other content on bitchteamalpha.com! You can support us on Patreon at patreon.com/bitchteamalpha!

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin teaches Jessica and Amber a little bit about how hard it is to be stuck in the body of a hawk forever. They actually didn't seem to have any trouble grasping that concept - not like the trouble Tobias had with grasping that Dracon beam!

In part 4 of Enormous Frog Secret, the group has a punderful encounter with Kiki, the evil swamp sorcerer, and they learn more about the enormous frog secret! Also, there are so many tree puns, it’s unbeleafable. There's a special and wonderful visual aid to go along with this episode, which you can find at bitchteamalpha.com !

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin teaches Jessica and Katie Tregs that cats are great gymnasts, Controllers can't imitate love, and work can be tough no matter what organization you're in.

In this inaugural episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin tries to teach Jessica and Katie Tregs about the wonderful world of Animorphs, starting with book 1: The Invasion. It goes exactly as well as you would think.

In part 3 of Enormous Frog Secret, the Frog Secret is REVEALED (sort of)! Also, Katie continues living out all her dreams through her character, Sam learns the importance of context clues, and Tworian and Finn argue for a long time about frogs. The group finally meets the Lord of Mistwold and then takes a spooky boat ride!

Girls Like Comics, Dammit has returned! In this episode Jessica and Katie Tregs discussed Monstress Vol. 1 by Marjorie Liu and Sana Takeda with special guest Sam from Geek Heart Games. For the first time, we recorded GLCD live on Twitch, and you can see the archived live episode on our Youtube channel.

Previously on Bitches and Liches, Rand, Tworian, Finn the crocodile, and Skort have landed in an unusual swamp town called Mistwold. Now that each hero has gotten a special new weapon, they're going to make their way back to the inn for drinking, flirting, and frog-hunting!

In this episode, our heroes make it to Mistwold in their attempt to outrun (outboat?) Ivan and his lackeys. Skort flirts with the local innkeeper, Rand finds his happy place, and everyone gets a new toy! While they acquaint themselves with the town, the team provides Jessica with voice coaching, Katie learns that she can live out her greatest wish through her character, Skort, and Finn gets to go fast in the water. Also, Jessica gets to air some grievances at the beginning of the episode. We hope you enjoy this episode of Bitches & Liches! And if you like what we do, don't forget to check out our other content on bitchteamalpha.com!

While Jessica, Hadeel, and Angela were busy at ECCC, Katie Tregs, Robin, and Travis drank and watched The Swan Princess! Is this our drunkest podcast of all time? You decide! (But… probably). Drinking game rules and other information can be found at btapodcasts.com

This episode marks the end of the Shadows of Tanglewood arc and gives you a chance to hear more about how Blue Rose works! The group levels up (and makes some great leveling up sounds). They all gain awesome new abilities and get to dive into their specializations! Spoiler: they specialize in exactly the things you would expect them to while also somehow specializing in completely unexpected things. Our adepts also have visions of their mentors who lead them in their journey to specializing their arcana, and their voices were planned well in advance so they sound super practiced and reasonable and not at all weird. Also, our favorite warrior goes BERSERK, and we learn that one of our group may come from a noble background. Check out past episodes and our other podcasts on bitchteamalpha.com !

Jessica and Hadeel talk about all the awesome stuff they did and saw at Emerald City Comic Con and how much fun it is to be on panels! Tune into their fun recap episode to hear about the awesome people they visited in artist alley, the weird fandom stuff they learned, and more! Check out our other podcasts on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com/ If you like what we do, please tell your friends about us! Word of mouth helps us get more listeners! Also, please consider supporting us on Patreon so we can keep bringing you the awesome content you love! https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha

In this episode, the group learns to read the room. The adventures finally meet Dartis, Talaith’s partner, and they have to figure out how to out-dance an exceptionally graceful faun. This episode featured a special guest: Nami! Jessica’s cat Nami decided to sit on Jessica’s dice and then continue to be completely in the way during the battle. If you want to see her cute face, check her out on Instagram @petteamalpha. You can find our other podcasts at bitchteamalpha.com

We recorded this podcast a while ago, but here it finally is for your listening pleasures! It's the Last Unicorn! Recommended Drinking Game Rules:  Drink when: 1. They say (or you think) "what do men know?" 2. Beautiful but awful musical medley 3. When you think "wow this movie is stupid, but the animation is beautiful" 4. Surprise cameo! (You recognize someone's voice) 5. Someone thinks the unicorn is a horse 6. Someone thinks the woman is a unicorn 7. Pirate cat! 8. When Schmendrick sucks! Find more from us at btapodcasts.com

Time for the sprite fight! In this episode, the team battles the mechanical sprites they found in the mad fae’s workshop. And we decide what our first Bitches & Liches t-shirts will look like. Join Finn, Rand, Skort, and Tworian as they flail and chomp their way through this battle that goes on for maybe a little longer than it needs to.

In this very special episode of Drunk Bitchpop, Jessica, Robin, and Katie Tregs have been reunited to watch the Jim Henson classic: The Dark Crystal. Listen as they drunkenly explain the plot, and ruminate on life’s meaning. Visit btapodcast.com for all of our drinking game rules, and please consider supporting us on Patreon!