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Welcome to Robyn's Valentine's Day special! Nothing says true love like deep dark secrets. Today we open the lines to hear the secrets your partners never found out. Will that change after this episode? We have a TOP secret confession from one of your favorite friends you don't want to miss. Robyn also has a very big announcement to share with you. Listen in to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Valentine's Day on the horizon, candy is everywhere you look. But we all know nothing is sweeter than revenge. On today's episode Robyn reads your letters about getting revenge. Listen in for stories about mean girls, old flames, busted bullies, misplaced desserts, and more! Plus, was all of this revenge deserved? You decide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright, kids. You asked for it. Today's episode is a non-stop end segment with Security! Tune in for games, trivia, surprise guests, and more. Robyn may be doubtful, but we think this episode is a blast. Tell us what you think. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A parent's work is never done, but today on the pod, we're hearing about some parents working overtime. Today Robyn takes calls about overprotective parents. Tune in for stories about dedicated chaperones, getting locked in the trunk, late-night calls to the police, Wild West Dads, precarious rope ladders, and an unfortunate stalker. Yikes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes all you need is the advice of a good girlfriend. Today Robyn is taking your calls and letters and dishing her best advice. Listen in for dilemmas about meddling co-workers, messy roommates, shy daters, seedy boyfriends, making new friends, in-office romances, and lingering exes. Listen in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Say “I Do” to this episode as Robyn takes calls on some of the wildest wedding stories we've ever heard! Tune in for tales about missing grooms, deadly dancefloors, an eggplant that was NOT on the menu, a questionable wedding scam, a bride taken for ransom, and a bridesmaid needing bail! Get ready to pick your jaw up off the floor, kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They say that breaking up is hard to do, but some people will go to any length to avoid the tough conversation. Today on the podcast Robyn is bringing you some of the most unhinged break-up stories we've ever heard. Tune in to hear about ghosts of dead dads with mafia messages, AIM misshaps, permanent work trips, drive-through wedding chapels, and fabricated diagnoses. This episode is a doozy you don't want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy (almost) New Year, kids! Today, on this very special episode of Call Waiting, Robyn and Security are joined by the rest of the Schall family. Listen in as they chat with Mama and Papa Schall and the very elusive eldest brother, CIA. It's time to ring in the new year with Robyn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Robyn's Holiday Party! You look marvelous. Today on the podcast, Robyn and Belinda celebrate the holidays with a few tricks up their sleeves. Sorry, Security. Then, we open the lines to hear tales of truly terrible gifts. Listen in to hear about embarrassing moms, pre-break-up gifts, clueless husbands, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steamy episode alert! Today on the podcast, Robyn is joined by gal pal Belinda to discuss her highly anticipated romantic evening in Paris. She's giving you all the juicy details. Then, we open the lines to hear your wildest vacation hook-up stories. Listen for tales of being ditched at the airport, finding the one, hickies on tour, and nannies on yachts. You don't want to miss it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should I or shouldn't I… that is the question. This week Robyn opens up the lines to a series of “should” questions from the listeners and offers her best advice for what you to do next. She answers a handful of listener DMs before taking calls featuring some challenging questions: Should I have another kid? Is it okay to pursue feelings for a friend? And when is it time to make a job change? Security closes the show with some Would You Rather questions and Robyn tells us about her secret Disney crush. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Like it or not, most of us have had the unique displeasure of getting fired from our jobs, and today we're feeling the heat. Robyn kicks up this episode with her own story about faking it to make it with the WWE. Then we open up the lines to hear your worst termination tales. Listen in to hear about a coach who goes too far, an old lady with a vendetta, a boss who acts like a toxic ex-boyfriend, and back room “sword fighting”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today, on Call Waiting, Robyn is on a mission to spread the fuzzy feeling of thankfulness all around. We're switching things up and reaching out to the loved ones of listeners who have truly touched their lives. Get ready for laughter, tears, and more laughter. Plus, all the things about Security that Robyn is NOT thankful for. Tune in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After weeks on the road, Robyn and Security have had their fair share of Airbnb experiences, for better or worse. Robyn kicks off this week's episode with her own story about a battle royale with a greedy Airbnb host. Then we open up the lines to our listeners to share stories about furry intruders, a room with a hatch (?!), a pitch-black parking lot, a nude stranger, and hosts that just can't take a hint. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robyn is back in the studio after weeks on tour, and boy, does she have some stories to tell. Listen in as she and Security recount some hilarious moments from the last few weeks on the road. We also receive calls from a few special guests to tell us about Robyn's Town Hall show. Listen in for the behind-the-scenes mayhem you've been waiting for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another day another dollar… and another episode of Call Waiting! This week, we're getting into all the crazy things we do for money, and Robyn kicks off with a story that starts willingly getting dropped off in the woods for a few bucksa and ends up with a trip to the ER (worth it!). Then, back by popular demand, Belinda comes in to fill in for Security! We open up the lines to our listeners and first up we have Palmar Kelly, a self-proclaimed Sugar Baby who opens up about her experiences with sex work and the road that led her here. Then we hear a call about, coleslaw wrestling, which sounds... oddly delicious? Then we hear from a mysterious caller with a serious HR complaint. To end the show, Belinda leads Robyn through a game of Lemon with some hilarious results. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's that spooky, scary time of year…and what could be scarier than Security running the soundboard?! Today on the Call Waiting Halloween Special, Robyn kicks things off with her very own ghost story. Then, we open up the lines to hear your most horrifying and haunted tales. Don't miss out on stories about ghost daddies in the kitchen, Abe Lincoln sightings, daughters who can summon the dead, a ghost tour prank gone wrong, and every mom's worst nightmare. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A “visit from Aunt Flo,” the “Crimson Tide,” “that time of the month”...regardless of what you call it, many of us are stuck with it every month. Today on Call Waiting we're chatting with a brave few willing to let us in on their most embarrassing period moments. Robyn kicks off today's episode with her own embarrassing #periodfail in her ex-boyfriend's brand-new car. Then, we open up the lines for some humiliating tales of menstruation. Don't miss out on stories about getting too personal on the therapist's couch, an ill-timed PE class, a very nosey nurse, a romantic cruise moment gone wrong, and a sister going boldly where no sister has gone before. 2:16 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Robyn is joined by comedian, speaker, and disability activist Pamela Rae Schuller! Pamela (@pamelacomedy) opens up about growing up with Tourette's Syndrome and how it influenced everything from her career to her dating life. Speaking of, Robyn gets the dirt on Pamela's experience dating on camera for Jewish Matchmaking on Netflix. Robyn and Pamela bond over growing up with disabilities and the determined mothers who raised them by bringing each of their mothers onto the show! You don't want to miss these feisty mamas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The holidays are approaching, which means awkward family encounters for all. Robyns kicks off today's episode with her own Thanksgiving fail…(Security was forced to stand through dinner). Then we open up the lines and for some wild holiday mayhem. Don't miss out on stories about a drunken toilet debacle, trips to the ER, major Barbie trauma, an erection that just wouldn't quit, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Robyn starts off with a story from her early days about her struggles with reading and how she got by for years without anyone noticing. Then she brings in another member of the Schall family, Sammy Schall! Sammy opens up about his double life as a drag queen (@worshipherdrag) and how he balances both. They get all into Sammy's early experiences in the family and what led him down the path to find his own way of expression, and all the crazy stories along the way. Then we open up the lines to the listeners and hear a couple of stories about double lives, one about a fake twin, and another with slightly kinkier twist. To end the show, it's time to see which sibling knows the other better and Sammy quizzes Robyn and Security on a few questions about each other to see who has actually been paying attention!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We all know honesty is the best policy, but sometimes a little dishonesty is the best strategy! This week, Robyn is opening up the lines to hear all your fibs, white lies, and embellishments, along with the crazy stories that followed them. Robyn kicks it off with a story about that time at sleepaway camp when she made everyone believe she had a boyfriend who sent her letters all summer long, when in reality, he was nothing but a figment of her overactive imagination. Then, she opens up the lines to hear stories from our listeners about slumber party sleepwalking, fake diamond earrings, pretending to speak Spanish, and a tragic case of confusing San Pellegrino with Fresca. To wrap up the show, Security tries to guess whether Robyn is lying or not using some telltale signs he found in the most trustworthy of places: the Internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week no one is safe, and Security finds himself directly in the line of fire. It's time to air all your dirty family secrets! Robyn kicks it off with a story about her mother's embarrassing internet presence before turning her attention directly to several of Security's embarrassing moments (which there are many of.) Then it's time to open up the lines to the listeners, and we hear some wild stories about called-off weddings, graduation party disasters, mullets, and a few other tales of families embarrassing themselves and each other. To end the show, it's Security turn to embarrass Robyn and he does so by trying to get her to guess different books from a one sentence synopsis. Spoiler alert: mission accomplished.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Security is taking the day off, so naturally its the perfect time to get a little kinky! Robyn kicks us of with a wild story of some sexy roleplaying from her past and then introduces the guest co-host for the week, Belinda Boxer. Then its time to hear from our listeners, who bring all manner of jaw-dropping stories indluding thigh strangling, stomach obsessions, and golden showers, and of course, foot fetishes. For our final segment, Belinda brings a long list of kinks to see just what Robyn would do for $1,000.  Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are taking a hazy trip down memory lane to hear some wacky stories about have one too many… or many too many! Robyn kicks it off with a wild story about an alcohol fueled late night food ordering extravaganza before opening up the lines and hearing from our listeners. From these listeners, we hear outlandish stories about a potential kidnapping in Amsterdam, a chatoic New Orelans trip and ‘fish hooking' a stranger at a bar. To end the episode, we celebrate the long-awaited National Eat Outside Day with some hilariously weird facts about food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You would do anything for love… but would you do that? This week, Robyn is opening up the lines to hear the craziest, most outrageous stories of listeners who threw all caution to the wind in the name of Love. She kicks things off with the story of her recent first date which featured… side abs, lots of side abs. Then she opens up the lines and we hear stories featuring a bikini seduction, a whirlwind vacation marriage, a sketchy secret affair website, and a few other outrageous tales. To end the episode, Robyn and Security do a crazy thing, which consists of them singing TV show theme songs and having the other guess where it comes from.  Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robyn kicks off the episode with a story about a hellish travel event which for once and for all decided who was the better human between her and Security. Then, we are graced by broadway star Marissa Rosen, who has known Robyn since Kindergarten! They get into all things Broadway, including Marissa's debut, her rubbing elbows with Broadway royalty, and her advice to anyone trying to work in the industry. Then, Robyn opens up the lines to hear some more travel nightmares from the listeners, including a wild New York romp and a thanksgiving dinner with absolute strangers.  Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Security, you'll need to step out for this one! Robyn is back to hear all about your wild and crazy hookups. For this episode, Robyn asked her best friend, Belinda, to be security's replacement, and they start off by swapping their own hookup stories. Then, Robyn opens up the lines to hear all about micro-pen*ses, threesomes, and window washers. To end the show, Belinda takes it all the way back to Y2K and conducts a classic Cosmopolitan quiz to see where she ranks in the bedroom. Would you be an Over-The-Top Temptress, Va-Va Vixen, or a Coy Cutie? Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take my advice and listen to this episode! This week, Robyn wants to know the worst piece of advice you've ever received. Did a friend tell you to shave your head? Or cuss out your boss? How about starting a podcast with your sibling? To kick it off, Robyn invites her friend and TV Producer Liza Persky on the line to share her story and her best advice: “always take the meeting” and “don't try to skip ahead.” Then, Robyn opens up the lines for a few listener calls featuring curling iron burns and lady parts. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How embarrassing... for you! This week, Robyn is opening up the lines to hear about your most humiliating moments. She starts off with an outgoing call to her online BFF, Danielle Cabral, who spills her best (and most embarrassing) moments on the show. After that, it's time to open the lines, and the first caller is our first-ever international call, which is followed by an accident at Kohl's and doctors seeing your unmentionables. To close, Robyn reveals that she reached out to men who have ghosted her to ask why they ran away... literally. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wait... Santa's not real?! Robyn is back with another episode, this time about all those lies we were told as kids only to find out they were totally, unequivocally false. She opens the lines and first up is treated to not only one, but two (!) stories involving pet turtles! We also hear from a few more listeners with some enthralling stories about family drama that was swept under the rug for years and years. To end the show, Robyn and Security take a trip down memory lane right back to their childhood with a fun game of Mad Libs that yields some... interesting results. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Robyn kicks off the episode with some big news about an upcoming show that will be a landmark moment you won't wanna miss! Then, to commemorate this momentous occasion, she shares a stand-up horror story involving… horses? After that it's time to open up the lines, and first up we get hear from three amazing comedians: Regina Decicco, Megan Hanley, and Leah Bonnema. They each share their own stand-up horror stories before spilling the beans on their celebrity crushes. Then it's time to hear from a few listeners about their celebrity crushes, and some wild stories about their loves. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know the feeling… it's giving the ick. This week Robyn is opening up the lines and taking calls on those little "icks" you just can't shake. From that gross thing your boyfriend does, to the little nitpicks you can't ignore, Robyn is on your side. Plus, Robyn makes an outgoing call to her friend and fellow comedian Regina DeCicco to hear about her most memorable moments in show business, and to share how the two of them got through the pandemic together. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The only thing worse than a great betrayal is not having an audience to share how it all went down... that's why Robyn is taking your calls on the worst betrayals you've ever experienced, starting with perhaps the biggest reality TV betrayal of all time. Robyn gets her friend Sarah Rice (of MTV's The Challenge and the Brain Candy Podcast) on the line to share all the details of her now-infamous betrayal at the hands of her former Challenge teammate Johnny Bananas. Has she spoken with him since? And does she still hold a grudge? Robyn is determined to find out. Then Robyn opens up the lines for a few listener calls featuring your most treacherous stories of back stabbing and betrayal. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breakups can be messy, but who better to call to talk about it than Robyn? This week she's opening up the phone lines to hear your stories about those breakups we just can't seem to shake. First up to call is comedian Jared Freid, who has a LOT of thoughts about relationships, breakups, and everything in between. To end the show, we step into our inaugural visit to Robyn's Playhouse! This week, she's giving Security the scoop on the recent Vanderpump Rules scandal involving one of the most publicized breakups in pop culture history. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've all got a friend in Robyn! This week, Robyn is taking your calls about friend from all ends of the spectrum, from jealous ones, to ones growing apart, to ones who always owe us something. To end the episode, in lieu of Security's not-so-loved news segment, Robyn attempts to break a donut stacking world record! Will she manage to stack 12 donuts in 1 minute? Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robyn is back to talk all about parental drama, and she kicks it all off with some hilariously embarrassing stories from her own parents before opening the lines. This time, we get to hear from both children and parents, who all share their stories about just how fun (and sometimes heartfelt) parenting can be. To end the episode, Security brings Robyn all the news she needs to know, parents edition. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your secret is safe with Robyn… unless you call in to share it on the podcast. This week is all about your deepest, darkest secrets, and Robyn is giving her best advice for how to keep things under wraps. From forbidden office crushes to hidden friendship betrayals and even those intimate bathroom confessions, nothing is off-limits. And if that's not enough, Robyn tells us about the time she left Security wandering from home to home without any explanation – wow it's a relief to finally let that off her chest! Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever wonder what your exes think of you now, but couldn't bring yourself to pick up the phone and call them? Robyn is living out everyone's fantasy/nightmare and opening the lines for a very special group of people: her exes. In what may be the most emotional and honest episode she'll ever record, Robyn digs deep with four of her exes on what it's like to date her, where they're at now, and what they learned from one another. There's plenty of laughs, a whole lot of giggles, and even a few tears. Plus, we get a crash course on polyamory from the infamous “10am Gangbang” guy… how do those things even get organized anyway? Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boss got you down? Coworker heating up fish in the office kitchen? Robyn is here to field all your calls about those pesky office problems and workplace woes. From office hookups, to unreasonable requests, to scheduling nightmares, Robyn offers her best advice for how to overcome it all. To wrap things up, Security steps in to give Robyn All the News She Needs To Know: Office Drama edition. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The complaint lines are open! Robyn is back to field your calls with the pettiest complaints, gripes, and grievances you have to offer. No issue is too small this week: from loud neighbors, to shifty (possibly criminal) hairdressers, to nosy cart narcs, Robyn lends her ear to the most trivial of complaints her listeners have to offer. To wrap it all up, Security steps in to give Robyn All the News She Needs To Know: Petty Problems edition. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So you went on a horrible date… at least you got a good story out of it! Robyn is back this week to take your calls about your most memorable dating disasters. From awkward bar dates, to faked deaths, to teashop-meet-cutes gone wrong, Robyn is here to laugh (and cry) along with you. Plus, Robyn fills us in on the worst date of her entire life. To end the show, security steps in to give Robyn All the News She Needs To Know: Dating Disasters edition. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week's topic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices