Classholes

After the holiday (specials), the Classholes fall back to reality with a thump. Lucy Murray pontificates what to call her unborn child while assessing the weight of such a responsibility, then Preston steels an audience for disappointment with how to cope with it, if the emotion should ever strike. On a completely unrelated note, good luck to all those awaiting their A-Level results! I'd pop this episode in the old download queue if I were you.

After months of lockdown, the rest of the world seems so far away. But all is not lost. Sling on your backpack, grab a towel and your washbag, and get ready to climb aboard the Classholes podcast for your very own guide to backpacking. Hear about Preston bursting into tears in a hostel and fleeing from the police in Alabama, and tick off what Lucy Murray won't eat abroad. Who needs Lonely Planet when you've got the Classholes? Download now.

After a brief hiatus, Preston and Lucy Murray jet off to teach an awaiting nation about Sixth Form Holidays. Exams are over, the sea and the sunshine are both beckoning. Return flights, a semi-built hotel, and all inclusive for under £100. The pair recount their own horrors in this week's episode. Listen now.

It's big purchases week. On today's show, Preston alerts the world to the tricks of car salesmen and how to get the best deal on a new motor, while Lucy Murray talks through the perils of the housing market. The economy is in the toilet, and only you can save it. Listen now.

Defying critics and audiences alike, Classholes wearily staggers into double figures. This week, Lucy Murray evaluates the intricacies of getting a job - the hows, the wheres, and the whos - and Preston serves up his guide to cooking, while also imparting precisely how little French he can speak. Working and eating. You love to hear it. Listen now.

Here's your starter for ten: this week Preston and Lucy Murray reopen Britain. In today's episode, the Classholes provide a handy etiquette guide for Preston's beloved cinema (which results in him banning 95% of potential patrons), and Lucy Murray examines quizzes - how to win and specifically what meal and drink should accompany them. Listen now.

Already exhausted, Preston and Lucy Murray bring in special guest Harry Ferrier ('Young Dracula', 'The Silence', 'Monroe') to lift the lid on Hollywood. Harry takes listeners behind the scenes on honing the craft of acting, his award for Most Appreciative Photograph For 'Jurassic World' Ride, and the truth behind his seminal stage adaptation of 'The Ring' for GCSE Drama. Download now.

Preston and Lucy Murray want the world to be better. A lot better. This week they tackle both the news and that beautiful attribute of being able to admit when you're in the wrong. All of this, plus Lucy Murray comes out as a child of God. You'd be a fool not to download this podcast.

Spring meets winter in this week's podcast. Lucy Murray lifts the lid on the first trimester of pregnancy, while Preston grumbles about his back problems under the guise of teaching us about getting older. Imagine not downloading this podcast. Just imagine!

This week, Preston teaches the nation exactly what it's like to go to the doctor without the aid of your mum and dad, and Lucy Murray discusses the plate-smashing ramifications of living with other people. Learning doesn't take bank holidays.

Realising they have spent three weeks teaching the world virtually nothing, Preston and Lucy Murray retreat back to their specialist subjects. First up, Lucy Murray teachers Preston that his fingers are ugly using the rules of Fibonacci, then Preston recounts how he had to use Effective Communication to defuse a particularly pungent situation in a library. Unmissable, as always.

Today's topics are the Gym (somewhere Preston has seemingly been twice in the last decade) - and First Jobs (apparently Lucy Murray has never been more cash liquid than during her time as a waitress at the age of 16). Lockdown and tune in.

Today's topics are jury duty and queuing, each delivered via discussions on Major Charles Ingram, 9/11, and Katy Perry's seminal album 'Teenage Dream'.

Settle down, class. Preston and Lucy Murray are here to right the educational wrongs and teach you the lessons your school didn't get around to. Today's topics are small talk (the lost art) and fraud (something that mugged Preston in the week of recording). Spit out your gum and let your ears take a seat.