Completely Useless

This week we catch up with LA Comedian Quinton Alston. Quinton and Pablo busts franks balls about him dying his hair, we get into what the LA comedy scene has become, and we talk about sketches. 

This week we have the great Dave Lynch aka Dave the Profit. We start off talking about the MCU and give our best theories on WandaVision. Then we talk billionaires, the covid vaccine, more movies and lots of other things. Dave tells us about his Iron Man inspired project and Pablo says he's tired of pretending he's not a fan of the Fast & Furious franchise. Follow Dave on IG @Davetjeprofitmusic to keep up with him and all his content. Don't forget like, share and subscribe. Enjoy!

Friend of the podcast, rapper, creative and all around great guy Jonnie Bars joins us once again. We talk about how the pandemic has changed us and how it affects the creative process. We also talk about all the historic events that have been happening, moving forward, voting, the education system and a lot more. Very good, very fun talk! Follow Jonnie on Instagram @jonniebars and check out all his music on all streaming platforms. Enjoy!

Frank and Pablo are back at and this week we are talking movies! Were breaking down what we think Godzilla VS Kong will be, How we think The Matrix 4 is going down, and Check out our new show Hot Takes that is exclusively on IGTV!!

This week we are joined by the talented Natalie Sierra! She's a writer, a poet, and all around great person. We had a lot of fun talking to her about everything from movies, social media, Bigfoot, serial killers and she tells us about her writing process. Natalie had a novel named "Charlie forever and ever" coming out soon follow her on IG @pandorademise to keep up with her and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast  Thank you for all your continuous support!

This week we're joined Farmer, Veteran, and Cannabis Activist Erin Mason. It's a very fun and informative episode. Enjoy!

We're BAAAAAACK! We took a little holiday break but we're back. We decided to change up the format a little. We're diving it up into 2 month long seasons and for our first episode we're starting off with a bang. Returning guest Roman Flor and Izzy Jimenez join us and oh boy did we miss them! We talk about how barbers have been affected by covid-19. This episode was recorded on January 6, 2020 the day pro-Trump rioters pushed their way into the countries capitol with little to no resistance so we get a little  heated at one point. Either way it's a fun episode. Follow us on Ig @completelyuselesspodcast and share us with all your friends and family!

Hey guys! Join us for our last episode of the year. We are goin to take this time to reformat our show and get a new start on the new year. 

This week Pablo and Frank sit down with fellow stand up comedian Ezekiel Echevarria. They discuss Dave Chappelle's boycott of The Chappelle Show, Bombing on stage, and Pablo gets so high he start to use Frank as a unit a measure. Follow us @completelyuselesspodcast and follow Ezekiel @ezekiel_echevaria

On this weeks episode we're joined by Robert Martinez, artist-in-residence for the Los Angeles National Forest. He sents up trail cams and catches some amazing footage or animals in the wild. We had a great talk with him about what he does, animal behavior, Bigfoot, Elon Musk, and a bunch of other things. Really good talk with a super chill guy. Follow Rober @parliament0f0wls on IG and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy!

We had a great talk with returning guest Chika Okoro. She tells us a little about being a nurse during this pandemic. We talk about road trips, pixar movies, dating, new projects, Frank explains why anime is appealing, and a lot more. Follow Chika on ig @cheek_911 and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy!

Our monthly guest-less episode is here! We talk about the pope and religion a lot for some reason. Then hallucinogenics and Pablo plans out literally the worst way to do mushrooms for the first time. We also nerd it up and talk about what seemingly is shaping up to be the biggest and most ambitious spider man movie ever and our expectations for the live action spider-man franchise.

This week we're joined by the great Paul Webb. He's a tattoo artist based in Temecula Ca that specializes on America Traditional tattoos. We had a really fun talk about his beginnings in the industry, the now cancelled show "Ink Master" music, suoer heroes and a lot more. Make sure you follow Paul on IG @paulwebbtatto and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy.

This week we're joined by Ava. She's a bartender and a photographer and she's really really great. She gives us the inside scoop on how rough the service industry can be. We talk about how covid-19 has changed everything and our favorite drinks. its a really good conversation. dont forget to like and subscribe. Make sure you follow Ava on IG @mizz_savage   

We got our monthly nerd-out! We talk about the new Tesla battery and compare Elon Musk to Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons. Pablo thinks he can be a spanish speaking game show host. We talk about how great the new Dune movie looks, avatar not building the fan base it should have, the future of the mcu and other movies. Frank tells Pablothat there's an abandoned Flintstones park in Arizona then Pablo pitches one of the most fucked/brilliant business ideas he's ever had. We about to get rich. All this and more in this weeks episode. Don't forget to like and subscribe.

This week we're joined by comedian, podcaster and Roast Battle II champ Frank Castillo. He tells us about his mom smoking weed with Snoop Dog and how fun Latnx moms can be fun. We talk a lot about what Temecula is like and a bar that has something called "Hard R Wednesday" (for real) He tells some some stories about starting out doing shows in Pechanga in front of thousands of people when he didn't know what he was doing. Its a super fun episode. Check out Frank's podcast "Buddies" and follow him on IG @frankcastillo to keep up with everything he's doing. 

this week we're joined by the great jack Maibe aka The Thought. We talk about all the artistic talent in the Inland Empire. Jack created a website called inlandempiredistribution.com where you can find dope merch from  musicians and creatives from the IE. We also talk about the state of our country, the us military being sketchy as fuck and the california wild fires and college being a waste of money. Then he announces a project with the very talented Marcus Lee so keep an eye out for that. Follow Jack @jack.maibe on IG and check out inlandempiredistribution.com for some dope merch. Enjoy

This week we are joined by the great Irene Leonor aka il.cruz. She's an author, poet, host and all around awesome person. We talk about her erotic poetry, her writing process and how she started on it. Irene has a book titled "A closet full of hoodies" and you can buy it right now. We also talk about difficult ex-partners and odder to beat up one of her ex-boyfriends. Then we talk about all kinds of things from the spooky sounds you hear in the woods to the new Cardi B song "WAP" and we speculate about the origins of religion and their possible connection to hallucinogenics. Irene runs a non-profit organization that centers on helping homeless women with essential products,  follow @project_its_in_the_bag on IG and ,make sure you follow Irene @il.cruz to check out some of her poetry and find out what she's up to. Enjoy!

A few days after DC Fandome the sit down and give their hot takes on everything that was announced. Pablo isn't too happy with the Cheetah look in the Wonder Woman sequel and thinks she deserves better. Frank is really excited for the new DC video games. They are both 100% in for the new Batman movie and the long anticipated Znyder cut. This and lots more on this weeks episode. Enjoy! IG: @completelyuselesspodcast       @badjokepablo       @uselessfranj Intro: Batman by PsychoSloth

This weeks guest we have Gio owner of The Alley Gallery in Pomona, CA. We talk about UFC 252, go on a long rant about what we like to cook, and Pablo and Frank are on a mission to raise enough money to buy an ostrich egg. Check out The Alley Gallery.com also If you are in the Pomona area go check out "31 Flavors" the outside art exibit brought to you by The Alley Gallery.   Social Media: @TheAlleyGalleryPomona @CompletelyUselessPodcast @BadJokePablo @UselessFrank

This week have comedian and podcaster Stefanie Michele. We explain to her what a "Bang Bang" is (its gross but not the way you think) We talk about the importance of marketing yourself the right way. We talk  about the highly anticipated Dune reboot, parenting and Franks absolute ignorance when it comes to kids. Then we switch it over to Harry Potter erotica and making bad life decisions and Pablo rants about the dangers of A.I....again. Its a fun one. follow Stefanie on Instagram @_stefmichele and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast

Frank And Pablo are back at it. we talk about the fucked up situation the country is in right now and how unprepared we were for covid-19. We reminisce about going to bars and talking to strangers. Then they talk about the upcoming live action Mulan movie and how excited we are for it. They keep talking about movies and pop culture. Its a fun little episode. Enjoy! Follow us on IG @completelyuslesspodcast

Stand up comedian Anthony Davis joins Frank and Pablo as they discus What it was like for Anthony to record his first comedy album, how Frank would network with porn stars to get them on the podcast, and once again how much we all love Korean BBQ   Social Media: @ADComedy28 @UselessFrank @BadjokePablo @CompletelyUselessPodcast

It's another episode of Completely Useless with hosts Frank Martinez and Pablo Sanchez. This week guest da boyz have fellow stand up comedian Quinton Alston. We discuss what it would take for Frank to start believing in ghosts, the economics of what it would take to fake Jeffrey Epstein death/keep him alive, and Frank and Pablo pressure Quinton into buying a pair of SOAPS.    SOCIAL MEDIA: @quintoncomedy @completelyuselesspodcast @badjokepablo @uslessfrank

Host of The Healing Powers podcast, psychic, and all around amazing person Laura Powers is on the show. Pablo and Frank ask her all kinds of questions to help them navigate their own supernatural beliefs. Social Media:  @laurapowers44 @completelyuselesspodcast @badjokepablo @uselessfrank

This week the Boys are back at it! Frank and Pablo once again are on their journey to get sponsored by a big name (This time the victim is Boston Market), A new show idea where they go on the road both dress as Guy Fieri doing their version of diners drive-ins and dives, and we talk about Jamie Fox getting ready to play Mike Tyson. Social Media: @UselessFrank @BadJokePablo  

This week we're joined by our good friend EARLPHEUS! We catch up and talk about how disappointing the future is, not at all how he hoped it would be as kids. We talk about movies and try to convince Earl to watch Starship Troopers and Pablo gets mad when Frank starts bad mouthing Carmen. We ask him how social distancing has been for him, covind 19 and how the news are designed to scare people. Frank tells us some stories about Ron Jeremy and we talk a little bit about his accusations. While on the subject of terrible people we start talking about Trump and all the straight up INSANE things happening. From the blocking the two important books that the public should see and how the world of politics is a fucking mess. Then we talk about the restart of the NBA season and how covid is gonna keep shaping sports. Check it out and be sure to check out Alt Blk and Blaqout podcast. Follow Earlpheus @earlpheous on ig. Enjoy!

This week we are joined by comedian Alec Damani. Its a really fun episode. We talk a lot about weed and how much the scene has changed in a short time. We talk about Kevin Smith and his movies and Frank tells us about his visit to the Mooby's pop-up. We talk about the new Eric Andre special and how certain comics aren't for everyone.We get into politics a little bit and all the insane stuff Trump and Joe Biden say and do and how both parties are trash. We also talk about Covid and reopening the country and how some states are considering paying people to travel. You can follow Alec @yourmomsfavoriteblackguy and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy.

This week on Completely Useless Pablo tells a story about the worst show he's been on. Frank talks about his air fryer and his new diet. Then we nerd it up and talk about the foot dog from Boston Dynamics thats now available to the public. We talk about the upcoming reboot of "the office" and our concerns with the new Wonder Woman movie. Then we talk a little about the state of the world, the over funded and under prepared police department. We don't claim to be experts or know a lot about the struggles of the black community but we are doing our best to learn. With that in mind we feel like it's our duty to help amplify black voices. We reach out to black artists to give up part of our episode to them. At the end of this episode he have a song by rapper Cam Gnarly. The song is called "Everything is Everything" if you buy the song on bandcamp.com all the proceeds go to BLM and local black business owners. You can follow Cam Gnarly @camgnar on Instagram and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy.

The Boyz Frank and Pablo are back at it again! Talk about hitting open mics when going to public places was a thing, Pablo opens up about how the he gets poped for his DUI, and as always we have to talk about TV shows this week its Netflix's Space Force! Let us know what you thought about the podcast! Follow us on Instagram: @Completelyuselesspodcast and keep us updated on what you the fans want to hear.  Pablo Sanchez: @badjokepablo Frank Martinez: @uselessfrank Check out our website Completelyuselesspodcast.com  

This week we start off talking about our weeks. Frank is keeping himself busy and taking care of his body. Pablo talks about how grinding his teeth is becoming a real problem. Then we're joined by out fringes and fellow podcasters Josh Michael's and Gerardo Alarcon from the "Joshrardo" podcast. Its a really fun time. We talk about quarantine haircuts. They tell us about yhe projects they're working on and a fun story about shooting sketches. Then we talk about the ufc and Mike Tyson's re turn to boxing. Look for their podcast on all streaming platforms and follow them on IG @joshrardo

This week the guys start off talking about how they've been spending their time, boomers and shitty drivers. Then the talk about Joe Rogan signing a 100 million dollar deal with spotify, his strategy and what it means for podcasting. We talk about how we'd love to do a commercial for a lawyer that goes by "Sweet James" Then we really nerd it up talking about the Snyder cut of Justice League being released on HBO's upcoming streaming service (toxic fanboys won) that's supposed to be completely different than the horrendous piece of shit we got. We talk about the darker, now defunct DC animated universe and we give our hot takes on how they can rectify the DCEU. We talk some more about comic book stuff. We switch it over to the fast changing landscape we live in now. We talk about how much we miss stand up and speculate about what the scene is gonna be like when and if we're able to get stage time again. Pablo talks some shit and has to stop himself before it gets out of hand. We wanna give a big shout out to PsychoSloth for letting us use his dope ass song "Batman" for our intro you can follow him on ig @psychosloth_ and look for his music on all streaming platforms 

We got another one quarantine episode! We're still revisiting previous guest to see how they're dealing with the pandemic. We thought it'd be perfect to talk to Ian "Uncle Creepy" McCall right after the historic UFC 249. We talk about the controversial stoppage that had Dominick Cruz was furious about and we wonde how Tony Ferguson was able to take so many Fight ending punches in a single fight and whether the change of opponent might have affected him going against Justin Gaethje. He tells us about the projects he's been working on including a much needed scoring system that hopefully will be implemented in the UFC. We keep talking about his work as the world’s first psychedelic integration coach for high level sports. Visit his website themccallmethod.com or follow him on IG @unclecreepymma to keep up with all the amazing work he's doing.

For the first time in a while Pablo and Frank are catching up by themselves! Frank talks how he continues to live his best life by going on a 7 hour road trip to Davenport Pier, Pablo catches up frank on the new episode of Rick and Morty( Spoilers do happen), and the boys talk about how the Marvel movies have changed through out the years.  Social Media: @completelyuselesspodcast @UselessFrank @badjokepablo

New quarantine episode out now! This week we talk to podcaster/comedian Stefanie Michele. She tells us a bit about her life during the lock down and how she tries to keep her kids on a regular schedule. Then nerd it up real good. We talk about the upcoming Godzilla movies, the declassified UFO videos that absolutely nobody cared about. We have a good talk about cryptozoology and how stories like that can become a big part of culture with out any proof. Then we talk about what a good and important show Futurama is and how it paved the way for a lot of other great shows we enjoy today. Futurama walked so that Rick and Morty could run. You can find Stefanie on IG @_stephmichele and listen to her podcast on every streaming platform

On this quarantine episode we call friend of the podcast and host of The Essentials Cali Alyy. We check in to see how she's doing during the pandemic. She's tells us about how she's getting into the Marvel Cinematic Universe and we talk about our favorite movies from it. Then we talk about Tiger King, of course. Frank tells us he got a 90s backdrop and we start planning a photo shoot. Frank and Pablo argue about Avatar. We talk about tik-tok and Frank tells us about his new podcast coming out soon. Follow Cali Ally on IG @cali_allyyy and check out all her projects.

This week we start talking about the restaurants we miss the most and plan to do a bang bang as soon an we're able to. Then we're joined by comedian Chika Okoro over the phone. She tells us a bit about life as an essential worker. We argue about the quality of Chuck E. Cheese pizza. We talk about starting comedy and how exhausting it is, how talking to new comics can be really awkward and we discuss our writing styles. She tells us that she always knew Santa Claus is fake. We talk about growing up catholic and how it scares you into not enjoying anything. Frank tells us about using dating apps during the quarantine. Then we move to our unofficial Tiger King segment. It's a good time! You can follow Chika on IG @cheek_911 to keep up with all her stuff and go to one of her shows. 

In this episode Pablo declares himself the King Host fornsome reason. Then we talk about about the restaurants they miss. We call fellow comic Andrew Mercado to see how hes doing during the lock down. He tells us about the struggle We talk about video games and the new Google stadia and their shared love for need for speed underground 2. They talk about how the planned Office remake is gonna suck and how they last season of shows is always trash with the exception of breaking bad.  We talk about Tiger King for like 14 hrs then Andrew tells us about his podcast "Please send help" which you can listen to on all streaming platforms. Follow Andrew on Instagram @andrewthennumbers. Stay up, stay safe and enjoy!

Completely Useless: the quarantine episodes. We're stuck at home like everyone else right now so we decided to record over rthe phone and check in on our friend . This week we call the very funny Chelsea Blakeley. We talk about Tiger King a lot cos that's the one thing that seems to be holding the world together. She tells us about a game she plays when she's on dates. We ask her how she's coping with all this craziness. We wonder how we would do I'm the event of a zombie apocalypse. Then we talk about Tiger King some more and she gives us a little lesson on Greek history. We have a great time talking about that and a bunch of other things. Follow Chelsea on Instagram @ladybitscomedy follow @completelyuslesspodcast also on Instagram and most of all stay safe and stay your ass home.

This week on Completely Useless we have Eden and Ivan form Sangre Films! Eden and Ivan started a production company based out of Pomona, California. Pablo was fortunate enough to work with them on their very first production "Point Taken" written and directed by Eden, starring Ivan and Pablo. We talk about the film and how Eden and Ivan decided to start this venture. Then we move to the world of cryptids where Eden tells us some interesting theories about bigfoot. After that Ivan tells us some crazy stories about a prostitute he met once then we all wonder if we would have sex for money and where would we draw the line. This is the episode where after all this time we finally hit it big on the scratchers. Keep an eye out for Sangre Films and their first production "Point Take" coming out real soon. Follow Eden on Instagram @edensblood and Ivan @og.dasani 

This week on Completely Useless we are joined by Jacob from Velvateen. He talks about their upcoming self-titled album. We talk a about New York and Chicago style pizza. He tells us about the writing process for their upcoming album. We talk about the similarities between musicians and comics and how it's hard to have a relationship while perusing a creative career. Follow @velvateen_band on to keep up with everything they're doing. Look for then on all streaming services and keep an eye out for their upcoming album. 

This week we have returning guests Roman Flor from Tropicana Golf Club & Barbershop and Izzy Jimenez from Manly & Son's Barber Co. We start by talking about the current corona virus pandemic. Then they tell us about their recent trip to Mexico with the 3252, the supporter group for the Los Angels Football Club. A thousand fans showed up to Leon, Guanajuato to support their team. Roman tells us that his son, Levi, is becoming a celebrity amongst the fanbase. Then Frank & Pablo tell them about their upcoming boxing match and how they are gonna prep for it. Then they all talk about cancel culture and wonder  if they would go see Bill Cosby if he could ever do stand up again. As always they talk about movies and a bunch of random bullshit while getting high. It's a fun one!

On part 2 of our episode with Ian McCall he tells us about his transition from wanting to be a professional snowboarder to MMA. He tells us stories about hanging out and partying with some of the biggest starts in MMA, his long struggle with addiction and how psilocybin (magic mushrooms) helped him overcome it. Then he explains micro-dosing and how to do it. The guys ask for his professional advice on their upcoming boxing match and then they talk about stand up and Ian shares his experience in his young stand up career. Follow Ian and @decrimca to see all the good work they are doing. 

In this weeks episode Frank and Pablo sit down with former mixed martial artist Ian McCall. This is the first of a very interesting 2 part episode. We talk about mycology (the scientific study of fungi) all the amazing benefits of micro dosing psilocybin aka magic mushrooms and how it literally heals your brain. He tells us about his work with @decrimca (Decriminalize California) an organization working to promote the research and education concerning the healing and consciousness expanding nature of the chemical compounds found naturally in magic mushrooms and is currently working to pass an open source citizen's initiative that would decriminalize psilocybin for personal, medical, therapeutic, spiritual and religious use. Go to decrimca.org if you'd like more info on psilocybin or if you'd like to support the movement. Frank and Pablo also ask him for advice on how to prepare for their upcoming boxing match in Las Vegas, more details on that soon.

Host of The Essentials and creator of Rock Your Mind Cali Allyy joins Frank and Pablo in the studio for one great episode. Pablo smokes everyone out with some kind of mystery weed, Frank finds out that Pablo might have high blood pressure by playing a video game, and we all name our top 5 comedy tv shows. Social Media: @cali_Allyy @theessentialsla @rockyourmindphotography @completelyuselesspodcast @uselessfrank @badjokepablo   Episode Transcription: Coming soon!

After a small hiatus Pablo and Frank are back! We decided its been awhile since we had an episode where Pablo gets way too high and Frank goes on and on about plots of movies that no one bothered to see. Completely Useless is back and at its most uselessness than ever before! Social Media: Instagram: @CompletelyUselessPodcast @UselessFrank @BadJokePablo   Music by The Thought @Jack.mabie  

Frank and Pablo sit down with National headliner Roberto Rodriguez! He give us a glimpse into what its like to be on the road, Pablo reminds us how good Varsity Burger is, Roberto tells us what it is like to do comedy in Spanish.  Social Media: @robertothecomic @badjokepablo @uselessfrank @completelyuselesspodcast

This week Frank and Pablo have on fellow Stand Up Comedian Danny Franc. This time the shoe is on the other foot Pablo get picked on by Frank and Danny, Pablo has issue with the plural version of Bigfoot, and Danny tells some creepy stories about his relationship with psychics. Due to some technical difficulty the entire episode was not recorded. We came to a decision that we not only didn't want to leave you without an episode this week but also wanted to be fair to our guest and put out what we had. We promise we will do our best to not let this happen again. Social Media @Completeuselesspodcast @dannyfranccomedy @uselessfrank @badjokepablo

Once again Frank and Pablo are joined by Earl from the ALT Black Podcast. They talk about the hardships that come with working in the warehouse industry, Who is on their Mount Rushmore of Actors, and Frank once again explains the plot of several movies/TV shows. Earl @earlphius, @altblackpodcast Completely Useless Podcast @completelyuselesspodcast Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo

This week Frank and Pablo have Banda Rap artists DeCalifornia! We get into what it like to be a to tour in other countries, the differences between comedy and being a music artist, and what the work it takes to have a career in music. DeCalifornia @decaliforniala Check out DeCalifornia's music videos that have over 1 million views!! https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=decalifornia Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo

To ring in the new year Frank and Pablo bring in Ska-Core band RiverRatts in the studio! The boys go deep into musical influences, embarrassing stories, and they even try some hot sauces from the show Hot ones! @riverratts @completelyuselesspodcast @uslessfrank @badjokepablo