Feather and Bone Podcast

Feather and Bone Episode 69 Science is proving that curses are real.  Rain says her husband is 'stupid smart' which is a measurement of how smart he is, which is a lot. Yeah it doesn't make sense to me either. There is a lot of off topic topics in this one...including the Earl of Sandwich. Look him up. We also talk about lab rats and experiments to prove generational curses. Who would want to curse a rat? RavenWynd continues to have issues with words making it from her brain to her mouth. We connect this one to witchcraft eventually ... at least we try. We fall back on an old favorite ... generational poverty. It all comes together I swear. 

Feather and Bone Episode 67   A scientific look at the effects of ritual on anxiety as well as the benefits of chanting. RavenWynd is a cheap ass bitch who will do just about anything for $15. Rain will only do long rituals if she can sit down.... cause scoliosis. RavenWynd is all about instant gratification. Just because you dont like someone's music doesnt make it crap music. RavenWynd just likes murder, whats wrong with that?  

Feather and Bone Episode 67   Rambeling on and on. We talk about COVID, a serial killer cat, and some other stuff of no great importance. 

Feather and Bone Episode 66 Yeah we know...its been a while, get off my areola. The next podcast will be a rambling one and we will fill you in on all the crazy.  For now though we take you back, I mean way back to 1587 and the lost colony of Roanoke. Once again RavenWynd can not pronounce ANYTHING. Rain has some interesting theories...including some sort of swamp yeti. 

Feather and Bone - Episode 64 Scientifically Minded Witchcraft  If you're gonna start a comment by saying, "I'm not trying to start something" ... you know you are starting something. If you haven't noticed yet, RavenWynd can't pronounce shit. Oh, and we laugh A LOT. No reindeers were hurt in the making of this podcast. That sucking sound is not Rain...we promise. Three of Four Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix of Zero One would not come out to see Rain. Christ Force Energy Grid AKA The Jesus Net. You don't want to take RavenWynd on a ghost hunt. You may want to avoid the first floor bathroom at the Haymond House in Sutton WV. 

Feather and Bone Episode 64 Forgotten Ancient Religions  How can a religion be forgotten if there was an article about it on line? RavenWynd mispronounces EVERYTHING. Pone-bread.     

Feather and Bone Episode 63 Rambling once again, though we did attempt to talk about educational witchy shit. We went on a meat hunt. Group Mind really is a thing, your results may vary. 

Feather and Bone Episode 62 We're Back!  Some rambling, some talk about candle magic, RavenWynd reveals the one thing that makes her angry with Rain, Rain laughs at her rage. 

Feather and Bone Episode 61 Another rambling podcast to get you through the COVID-19 quarantine. No spoilers this time, I have no words for what happened in this podcast.   

Feather and Bone Episode 60 Religious Hysteria  Bitches be trippin. My hairless cat makes herself known through the whole podcast. The Virgin Mary came to visit Rain, she was like 'Go.AWAY'. I think Rain is secretly still a Christian. Keep an eye open for cult like behaviors guys. Seriously. You could find yourself drinking the kool-aid. From now on, Keanu Reeves will be preforming all our exorcisms.  

Feather and Bone Episode 59  We're just rambling on this one. Lame dad jokes. Is it foot lotion or a stroke...who knows. Asbestos saved the day for once. Messing with the Offsprings...we would go to Hell if we believed in it. RavenWynd is a Boomer....? THE DJ OF WEBSTER COUNTY. Rain can climb a rope like Chuck Norris. Rain's husband has a death wish.   

Feather and Bone - Episode 58 - Tea Leaf Reading  When I'm fancy I'll call it Tasseomancy. We strayed off topic several times this episode. Rain has a problem with electronics. So many 'that's what he/she said' references this podcast. RavenWynd has messed up sinuses, leave her alone.  

Feather and Bone Episode 57 - Charms, Amulets, Talismans, Fetishes, and Sigils... Oh My!  Charmed, its not just a TV show...its what you do. No seriously, you use it to make amulets and talismans. Rain now has a fetish (get your head out of the gutter...that's my job!) RavenWynd schooled a random Walmart employee on the Americans with Disabilities Act. Someone may have lost their job...First World Problems, don't care. Sigil-resistance … its a thing, but with this method you can become sigil-nonresistant. I made up that whole resistance nonresistant thing.  

Feather and Bone Episode 56 WE'RE BACK BITCHES !!!  We took a sabbatical. I had to use spell checker on that word. This is another rambling podcast, catching you up on what's been happening lately. RavenWynd is in denial. Rain was getting the straightjacket ready. Ask Rain about her Blade of Freedom. The silence when RavenWynd is considering a potential mate. Its deafening. Rain may just kill someone, if the cops ask you saw her at Wal-Mart no matter what day and/or time they say.   

Feather and Bone Episode 55  Another Random Podcast about more random stuff. This episode we talk about pet a pet octopus, shrunken heads, super vagina powers, explosions, and Santa. Enjoy! 

Feather and Bone Episode 54  Another podcast where we just ramble about nothing at all.  RavenWynd has some pretty well thought out fantasies. Rain talks about some of her favorite adult themed pastimes. Its never fun to make fun of someone who can clap back 0-100. Rain cursed her cooking and RavenWynd was an innocent bystander. RavenWynd has connections in a dark underworld...but its not what you think. Rain is NOT interested in being involved in you torrid love affair. RavenWynd laughs at your vintage tarot cards. Rain and RavenWynd reminisce about their days working in the trenches of child welfare...its not that we think we're better than others, we just have higher standards. RavenWynd has a real beef to pick with USPS.  

Feather and Bone Episode 53  RavenWynd and Rain React to an article about how witches are villains hiding behind every bush, waiting to ruin your life. #StrangerDanger #WickedWitch But do not despair! The guy who wrote the article has some magical resin that will protect you.  

Feather and Bone Episode 52 Lilith  The King James version on the Bible is the remix. Rain is a night hag. RavenWynd would like to meet the demon lord. Killing babies out of retaliation...because that's what you do. No one wants a girl baby...they're disappointing. Lilith just want to ride cowgirl … maybe reverse cowgirl. Rain's ODD resulted in a sweet pumpkin painting.  

Feather and Bone Episode 51 Seven Principles of Witchcraft RavenWynd needs a yarn intervention. Its a fine day when you find out your curse is working. I'm not saying our goal is to piss people off....Sometimes it just happens. Garages are for CARS! We talk about Vibration...you know where we went with that one. Rain and RavenWynd don't want to go to parties where there is going to be a kids corner...we need booze!

Feather and Bone Episode 50 Running our mouths about absolutely nothing.  Rain made me break my promise. The next episode will be about witchcraft...I promise.  Beauty shot. Cheryl. What happens when you eat all of your husband? Purple=Gino's. Bahaman Generic Medicine. Rain HATES people using LOL...she was triggered. Don't over use pet names in your relationships. Rain questions the validity of bus commute times. Metro Card Motherfucker. Text shorthand is getting out of control ROTFLMAO. LMMFAO. ………. and more randomness.    

Feather and Bone - Episode 50  October Series - West Virginia Spooky Happenings  Mothman...of course. Cheese dip problems. Hatfield and McCoys. Adultery and murder. You can hear a dog drinking in the background, and then snoring! Lake Shawnee Amusement Park of LIES...and some ghosts. RavenWynd like her hauntings indoors. When scared RavenWynd can "run like the wind blows" (horrible Forest Gump impersonation) Booger Hole....BOOGER HOLE. Real female ghosts don't wear white.  

Feather and Bone - Episode 48 October Series - Mysterious Places  We continue our October series by talking about some mysterious places. HH Holmes murder house, a hotel in California, and a bridge where dogs commit suicide. We also talk about Rain's love of Jesus wieners. WV Bamboo Forest. Doggy position isn't just for sex.    

Feather and Bone - Episode 47 October Series - Types of Witches  Solitary means alone...who knew? Rain would have killed her husband, that's why he wouldn't buy her an oleander plant. Rain thinks eating bad things in small portions makes it not so bad...and that would be true if she stopped at one. Don't eat a pineapple upside down cake unless you know RavenWynd made it. There are no current dead bodies in Big Ditch Lake...or are there? If you've ever wondered what a holler is...this is your chance to learn. This is WV guys...if you don't know the vocabulary you won't be able to tell the difference between Boomer Holler and Boomer Bottom. (yes...its a place) Erbacon Days … that's all I'm going to say about that. You don't want to trigger me...or Rain. We have PTSD. Erbacon PTSD.   

Feather and Bone Episode 46  October Series - Samhain!  We're talking about Samhain and its history. Rain is a Christmas Ho Ho Ho (get it). The veil is thinner this time of year, which means the spirits watch you poop. Rain hasn't seen Frighteners ?!?! Fuck, that dog is a demanding smelly pirate hooker. There is a difference between tentacles and testicles believe it or not. Peanut butter in the dick hole. Have you ever noticed that a shaved sack looks like a hairless mole rat? No...? Rain can only have Catholic Balls.  

Feather and Bone Episode 45  Sex Magic Part Two  Its long....and quite honestly a little flaccid. We strayed off topic sooo many times. Rain fixed herself a bagel. Laughed at RavenWynd burping. We talked about RavenWynd pooping at work... Rain ended up in the floor. Really... did we even talk about sex magic? We are not responsible for our content when we are tired.  

Feather and Bone Episode 44 Sex Magic - and that's all we're gonna say. 

Feather and Bone Episode 43 Gerald Gardner  He did it all for the pussy, Come on, The Pussy!  Gerald Gardner was a pervert, he was friends with a rapey priest, was kicked out of a nudist group, lied out of his lying liar hole while sitting on his throne of lies, besides all that he was responsible for creating the religion of Wicca...so props to him! PS...can somone please buy Avon off of Rain. 

Feather and Bone Episode 42  Respect the Male Witch!  Bitches be trippin… today we are talking about how the male witch is sometimes treated within the pagan community. We also talk about feminism, biscuit chewing, YUGE hands, BBQ Babies, Johnny Depp and Kevin Spacey, how RavenWynd doesn't like Gerald Gardner, we have some very strange reasons for not wanting to be home alone and naked, women are just as nasty as men, period diarrhea, and the Italian Stallion. 

Feather and Bone Episode 41  Dead Animals  We discuss the symbolism of finding dead animals...and a whole lot of random shit. Like Bellatrix Ledeer, Frog Licking is mentioned once, Yarn!, how RavenWynd is not a bully, Rain's husband is a working machine, ooohhhhh pizza, Rain is in love with her futon, Gabe's has great deals on bedding, belly twerking, adventures happen when we pause the podcast, golf porn, and finally a suicidal squirrel … or was he? PS. somewhere in Braxton County WV … a person is known to their neighbors as a cow thief. #innocent #nottheircow #mybad     

Feather and Bone - Episode 40  Rain and RavenWynd have buried their last fuck.   Over an hour and a half of talking about things that piss them off. 

Feather and Bone Episode 39 History of Spiritualism Part Two We have sweet tooths… teeth...teeths? RavenWynd solves all Rain's problems. Five minutes of pure nonsense right out of the gate. Levitation happens. Rain wants a man servant...RavenWynd says they are assholes. Is Rain a fish serial killer...you decide. RIP Jean Claude. RavenWynd still cant pronounce shit. People will ignore proof of spirit communication if even once its proven that someone faked it. Women sometimes fake it...get over it. You do you Goo...wait...goo? There's only one 'L' so its cant spell horse. 

Feather and Bone Podcast Episode 38  Part One - History of Spiritualism  Rain is a book Nazi. Jesus in toast. Can you hear that cat? The Offspring eats like Hagrid. Rain wants a servant, applications can be submitted via the group. RavenWynd always goes to murder. Abraham Lincoln, freedom fighter or spiritualist? 

Feather and Bone Episode 37 Persecution of Witches, 21st Century We talk about modern day persecution of witches around the world. We also talk about singing on the toilet, how the Offspring was once possessed by a demon, Rain likes to sing “Yellow Hobby Bib” on DJ Snake’s Get Low (its really Yalla Habibi), why isn’t queso pizza a thing, blowjobs are hard (pun not intended), and cow tendon titties.

Feather and Bone Episode 36 Blood Magic/Knot and Cord Magic  Taint-er-tots. Mutant Dolly Parton Clones. Diva Cups are gross. Just because vampires can drink blood doesn't mean you should. Italian witches are some bad mo'fos.   

Feather and Bone Episode 35 Why Do People React So Strongly to Witchcraft?  We discuss some of the history behind the negative stereotypes that surround witchcraft, how the news media and entertainment programs have contributed to the mass misunderstanding of what witchcraft is and what it looks like, and how these bigoted viewpoints have led to the unjust persecution of many people.  Satanic Panic was a real thing. 

Feather and Bone - Episode 34 Mercury Retrograde  According to the Offspring, existence is futile. Air conditioners are cheaper towards the end of summer. RavenWynd doesn't do bugs. Yes...you heard a fart...I don't remember who did it, but I'm going to blame Rain. America needs to thank Mercury Retrograde, without it Nicholas Cage couldn't have stolen the Declaration of Independence. Oh...we don't believe in this hokey Retrograde bullshit.  

Three Part Series - Two Drunk Witches Giving Opinions No One Asked  For  Part Three  Rain coloring for most of the podcast. Botox tits. Canada hates fake witches. RavenWynd rubs her tits in public. Mellowing out. Conclusion : with an ending Blood Alcohol Content of 0.0% we are official lightweights.   

Three Part Series - Two Drunk Witches Giving Opinions No One Asked For  Part Two  Rain is a warlock. We have some unresolved issues with Dumbledore. A fake Mexican accent is way more offensive when sober (sorry). Man-boobs.  

Three Part Series - Two Drunk Witches, giving opinions no one asked for.  Part One   Lightweight. Giggles. Impromptu Spanish lesson. Vampire Fish. The number two in French is hard to say...not really. 

The Salem With Trial Piss cake. They did what with their finger and toe? Puritans ruined it for everyone. Did you know there was a heartwarming tale of romance during the trials? #dontaccuseyourwifeofbeingawitch #didntendwell #dontbemadatTituba

The Wheel of the Year  Have you ever wanted to go down...under? I'm talking about Australia you perv! How does one say Mabon anyway? What do you call your moon....and no I'm not talking about your butt. PERV! okay even if you are a perv you know you're in good company. Oh yeah, I almost forgot... we talk about the wheel of the year in this episode.   

Tarot - A Two Part Series (Because Rain got her way) How many times did Rain mention Joey Wargachuck in this one? We're talking about all the minor arcana cards this time. RavenWynd ended up having an existential crisis when she realizes she is almost all of the negative cards. 

Tarot - A Two Part Series (Because Rain said so) We were all over on this one...Avon, clitoral stimulation... How many times can RavenWynd yawn in one podcast? Its no longer called tarot, I'm calling it Tarocchi. I'm sure you've heard of a photographer but have you ever heard of a photo-grapher? Rain is in love with Joey Wargachuck.  

Gris Gris Bags  Rain took the lead on this one! RavenWynd had to help. Rain cant help but do things her own way, her gris gris are not in bags. 

Forms of Divination We talk about a few of the more mainstream forms of divination as well as a couple that are more obscure. There is a new form of measurement, a Shit Fuck Ton. Rain clears her pendulum with her musk. Magical Alien Kidney Stones. The Life and Times of Charles Manson.  

Three Part Series - Shit Christianity Stole  Episode Three - Practices  All good things must come to an end....and despite a faux pas on my part, I don't mean Christianity itself must come to an end. Synonym and Cinnamon are really close phonetically, don't judge me. Ferrets are cool but the Beastmaster should have had honey badgers. The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross...no really...that's in this episode. Rain can't tell which side of a worm is its belly and which is its back. 

Three Part Series - Shit Christianity Stole  Episode Two - Holidays  More information about those thieving blowholes that were early Christians. This coming Valentines Day you need some bloody fur for your loved one. RavenWynd still sucks at pronunciation. Easter had some strange origins as well.  

Three Part Series - Shit Christianity Stole  Episode One - Jesus  How the Jesus myth lines up with other gods from other cultures. Somehow Jesus talk turned into talk about blowjobs. Rain not only explained what 'chicken head' refers to but she mimed the action at the same time.  RavenWynd still cant pronounce shit. Rain has a hardon for the movie Gods of Egypt...did you know that the gods the Egypt are in that movie? 

We attempted to tell you about home and natural remedies for common ailments. RavenWynd laughed way to hard at Korean children. It wasn't even funny. Rain tried to suck the cream out of a Zinger snack cake. Only the best over here at Feather and Bone. 

Lesson Five is finally here! Some call her Rain, some call her Dawn, some call her clueless...I call her friend. We cover spell and ritual writing in this podcast. Planetary Hours (ick) just about killed Dawn...and she didn't even have to do them. Bitch ass.  

A podcast about Psychic Abilities...we had to record this episode FOUR TIMES before we got it right. Being psychic you thought we would have seen that coming.