Film Critters Processes

!! SPOILERS !!no we will not be reviewing the first 16 movies in the series. hey was this joke funny the first 16 times you heard it

!! SPOILERS !!THE CURSE https://barroo.itch.io/the-curseboooo knock it off with the crime drama we want more GUILD DRAMA BRO. THE RAIDS, BRO!!!

SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/she died getting clapped by that hank hill booty... anyway hey eggers whats like your fucking deal bro

!! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-cr...celebrate queer joy. queer lethargy. and most of all....queer indifference.

HELP FUND CASTRATION MOVIE ii. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weardjupiter/castration-movie-anthology-ii-the-best-of-both-worlds PURCHASE CASTRATION MOVIE i. TRAPS: https://louiseweard.gumroad.com/l/castration-movie This episode is about the most important part of trans community: two bitches arguing.

!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ what if a cis woman transitioned into a woman

!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ finally, a podcast where we answer the question: what if your dad was gay

! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ is the new shyamalan film "crispy"? can a killer have "dad bod"? is "the thinker" a hot or a flop? can m night use that word for his movie's title? we discuss all this AND a little bit more.

!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ i think you could replace a lot of the foley work with like ed edd n eddy sound effects and it would mostly still work

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!! SPOILERS !! hey i dont know if you know this but one of the best movies of the year by one of the best modern directors just came out. yeah no big deal. anyway listen to us nitpick it to death in a bloodthirsty fervor for no other reason than because we really liked it a lot. it makes sense if u think about it SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/

!! SPOILERS !! what if joker was a transgender woman? what if joker was also an abusive stand up comedian? but like that's a separate joker like there's two jokers. actually there's a couple jokers in this movie like jokers and harlequins are like a class of comedian who can also be a supervillain. but maybe the real villain... is society. this is the promise of a copyright-free world. SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/

!! SPOILERS !! Give me your tired, your poor, your aggrieved tech support employees, your grimacing anxious waiters waitresses and wait-thems, your CPTSD-afflicted public transit workers, your miserable frontliners at reception desks and cubicles everywhere, so that they may finally (FINALLY!!!) help me fix my FileMaker Pro.

!! SPOILERS !! lesbian time-skip barbarian evil murder drama??? *eyes go large and my head turns into a wolf* AWOOGA *the movie is french* oh nevermind it's going to be really fucking weird about it isn't it

!! SPOILERS !! Gay people really do love ketamine though. Like they got us dead to rights there. watch at https://youtube.com/@FilmCritters Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

ESIMS FOR GAZA https://gazaesims.com/ This episode was recorded in February. We sat on this for a while, trying to decide whether our contribution to this conversation could be considered worthwhile. Occasionally we end up canning episodes, either because we were unhappy with or unable to come up with much to say about a work. Occasionally, the subjects we broach feel outdated within a day, or we just do not see the value in adding to an overbearing conversation. This occasion is one where something changed to reverse our decision. THE ZONE OF INTEREST, very deservedly, won best sound design at the 2024 Oscars, and director Jonathan Glazer gave a speech that condemned the attacks that took place on October 7th alongside the continuing genocide occurring in Palestine and Israel's attempted weaponization of the Jewish identity in support of this genocide. Among news outlets and social media platforms that just so happen to also peddle antisemitic conspiracy theories, his words have been misquoted and taken out of context, and primarily non-Jewish people have begun a campaign of invisibilizing his dissent, some going so far as to deny his Jewishness. As you listen, please understand that in spite of whatever pithy compliments or qualms Barroo and Jae have to express about this film, THE ZONE OF INTEREST is a crucial work from a grieving Jewish artist who has to navigate a world that is all too comfortable with the machinations that gave us the Holocaust. Rest in peace to the martyrs of genocides past and present, and, in taking after Glazer's example, we must fight like hell for the survivors. watch at youtu.be/jCqswhMQ2oY Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! yoo the engagement numbers on that dream sequence must be crazy

!! SPOILERS !! are you a cat person? a dog person? snake guy? lizard they? are you the tiger king? you got a slow loris? do you like bugs you bitch?

!! SPOILERS !! OUR MOST TRIGGERING EPISODE YET!! WE DID IT, EVERYONE!!

!! SPOILERS !! a new entry in the canon of girlboss gaslight

!! SPOILERS !! The ghost put Grindr on his phone.

!! SPOILERS !! does anyone else's back hurt. i think that means a storm is coming in.

!! SPOILERS !! we're back. we're SO fucking back. we're so back you would not even believe how back we are.

!! SPOILERS !! WHAT IF I A TEEN SEX COMEDY BOTTOM TEXT

!! SPOILERS !! It was fine. Decidedly evil. But it was like. Ok or whatever.

!! SPOILERS !! group hallucinations. mandated quarantines. this time, our boy wes delivers a heart-pounding psychological thriller.

!! SPOILERS !! uh oh!!!! oopsie!!! oh gosh!!!! oh golly!!!!!!

!! SPOILERS !! Negativland is GAGGING!!!!

!! SPOILERS !! remember "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night"? Did you know the director's done two movies since? They're no Girl Walks, but we can tell you what else they aren't: Chappie. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Listen to find out more...

!! SPOILERS !! fear is the career killer

!! SPOILERS !! whos that knockin at my.................................................................................................cabin door

!! SPOILERS !! Double the Denis means Double the Penetrating, Deep-Thinking, Thoughtful Depictions of Probing, Interrogative, Heterosexual Sex Scenes. But also get this-- they're both about the pandemic.

!! SPOILERS !! What if Chucky slayed. But like in the gay affect way. Bradford Evans sketch: https://twitter.com/bradfordevans/status/1220098468238123008

a big-hearted christmas comedy about the reason for the season

!! SPOILERS !! The Virgin analog horror vs the Chad teens fucking around with a home video camera

!! SPOILERS !! That's it? That's what everybody was yelling about? That was just three hours of a woman screaming and falling down while men alternated beating off or going "this broad's daffy! This dame's flew the coop!". Watch on https://youtu.be/USWLOlWUux4

!! SPOILERS !! We have such pods to cast to you...

It's not NOT Zoomer Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, but much like AvP it's more of a "whoever lives, we lose" situation.

Ughhh don't you HATE running into an old ex? It's like, what a blast from the past (in the worst way possible!). AND he's still saying all that crazy stuff about his diet and expectations for an exercise routine, ugh! Thankfully, we just watched a little movie called Resurrection (another one!) starring desperate woman favorite Rebecca Hall and new up-and-coming character actor Tim Roth, that delves a little bit into how to handle yourself in these AWKWARD situations.

!! SPOILERS !! SHOE...WHY THE SHOE.....SHOE STANDING???? SHOE STAND UP??? SHOE MEANING?????? HELP SHOE

!! SPOILERS !! oh so you think "Farts are funny" but if i tell you my second cousin died in a farting and shidding accident would u still find that funny? if my cousin shitted so hard he broke the sound barrier and it broke all his bones and he exploded is THAT funny to you??? yeah. i didn't think so

!! SPOILERS !! surgery....sex...it's all the freakin' same to me. join us as we hem and haw our way through processing the new cronenberg feature, a dense and revolutionary work about getting as many pussies surgically attached as possible

what is a man? a miserable pile of something something whatever. yes we spend this whole episode making stupid jokes about alex garland's "Men." what else is there to do when it comes to this movie lmbo Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo

!! SPOILERS !! i want to go to the world's fair. i want to go to the world's fair. what? oh, sorry, just doing this really cool challenge from tiktok. you're supposed to say "i want to go to the world's fair" into your webcam mic three times while watching a funny little video, and you get to go to a fair. i hear there's rides and prizes and even special guests. yeah, it sounds like a pretty good time overall. if you can't reach us for the next few weeks, that's probably where we're at. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/iOZZies9rWA Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo

!! SPOILERS !! They've done gone and elevated horror the 70s video nasty. Watch out for crocodiles. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/IC2vrzbuSng Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! close your eyes. listen to the sounds. what do you hear? two assholes talking about movies? oh. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/uCWXZoIgdms Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! the batman. cool? no. sexy? YES. smart? nope, but that's just how we like him. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/H-ohfOQdjbw Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo

!! SPOILERS !! What if Alexa was fucked up?? And what if a techie girl with blue hair in Seattle had mental health problems?? Do you think Jeff Bezos has a black van he uses to disappear people who ask too many questions or is it more of a crowdsourced kind of project. Only Steven Soderbergh is brave enough to answer these questions and MORE in his latest film, Kimi! Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

!! SPOILERS !! What if you went to a Texas ghost town and there was a fucked up cannibal dude living in an orphanage and you killed his mom and he got a chainsaw out of the wall and then you tried to cancel him on Twitter. Like what do you think would happen. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/M-I5dewGuUE Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

This one is actually about the actual recent sequel this time we promise. !! SPOILERS !! The killer is (SPOILER WARNING) Ghostface, an abstract identity figure in a black hood and cloak with a jagged base and a white rubber mask resembling a ghost with a screaming expression. The movie is (SPOILER WARNING) not good. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on youtube https://youtu.be/RmnEb7sc6e0 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! "Do you like scary movie?" wait no that's the wrong movie. Sorry things have been just so meta lately, there's just so much regurgitation in the water. It's starting to make reality feel, unreal. Are movies even what they used to be? Are they all just clones walking around with memories of their past selves, made to act out the same stories again and again? It feels that way. Wait, what are we talking about again? This was the fourth one that came out, right? Listen on Youtube! https://youtu.be/I-ss0zXhJ9U Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch