We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!†- All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!†- Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!†- Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!†- Billiam "Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!" - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
Clickbait: jail breaks! And innuendo that just doesn't need to happen!
And my mom on motorcycles?! And despite what David says, Elios is horrendous!!
We debate MD vs PhD! And David's friends are misfits!
An award winning podcast? Screenwriters? Power Walkers? What CANT FFP Do?! Oh, and we're in a band!!
And get ready future daughter in law, I'm gifting you my negligee!
And writing hate notes in the carpet!
A very very heartfelt message! It's better than a card!
Comb overs! David's dad! Being a stenographer!
And garage sale hoodies and not saluting the military?!
So much to learn and David's learned it all!
When should we all cut our losses and get out? never? Now?!
Those skinny legs?! And Disney! What's up with Disney?!
And the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!
Catcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!
Buy it at Wegmans! It's dog meat free! And sort your receipts please!!
An oldie but a goodie about our teenage bodies and my ex boyfriend's love of Chicago!!
Are you a whiny baby about poop? And I'm wearing real bras now!!
But he'll apologize to the Minecraft movie?! And pig masks!!
My secret past! And a confession from Davey! Oh, and bums at the library!
Button fly forever!!
And I sideswiped a car today! And reluctantly left a note!
Where did my Mom get that spindly asparagus?! And hunting for an egg and eating it right away!
You're garbage! And you lie to everyone about it!!
Political analysis! And cops!!
And we finally settle the Hamilton College vs Colgate University battle!!
Stop saying that! Stop thinking pimps are cool!!
We've loved each other a LONG time!!
And Red Bull and vodka: the classiest drink in Bari!!
And we'll be back next week with new content! Can't wait to talk at you all again! Love you!!
We've been to Galway and now we're in Dublin! And we know nothing about God!!
The answer is probably yes!!
And making out with mustaches: gross!!
And who cares about pop culture? Davey's parents!