We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!†- All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!†- Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!†- Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!†- Billiam "Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!" - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Coffee to go! Thanks for the mugs, Katie and Gwil!

Sorry you missed out, the Frat Party was epic. Maybe not for David but for me.

Potpourri – lots of dumb things that we had to catch up on! Potholes, running in the rain, Trump buying shoes for people!!

And a soup of your own filth!

And more things we didn't know as kids. A double episode for your Saturday!

And other things our parents said and did!

Archive: July 2024. Unedited because I don't bother to edit anymore!

A classically boring episode about language and school break week!

And we're going to invite Sandra Lee!!

Anti heroes! And teaching our kids to love them too!

And we don't care to keep up with the Joneses!!

And processed foods!

What a pain in the ass!

And living in a cold climate!! Tom and Jerry's for all!!

We love you, you frozen icy tundra!!