We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!†- All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!†- Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!†- Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!†- Billiam "Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!" - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
To be performed at Bobby Js! see you there!!
The archives! David can't shake his fear!
Bunch of really boring topics – I push back on bad work jokes, we fret about our kid and his engagement with ChatGPT.
Go to Whole Foods and talk to Sarah in the deli! And take a compliment!
Rerun week continues! And we feel guilty for laughing along to women who don't know their babies fathers! And David's Dads Golf Balls!
An archived episode! We recorded this while we were in London in 2023! 2023!!
Top 100 lists of all time: who cares?!
And we had another party with our friends!!!
My favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!
Public bathrooms and long haul truckers!
An oldie but goodie cause we've been too busy to be funny!!
And save those dollars! You don't need to buy things!!
Clickbait: jail breaks! And innuendo that just doesn't need to happen!
And my mom on motorcycles?! And despite what David says, Elios is horrendous!!
We debate MD vs PhD! And David's friends are misfits!
An award winning podcast? Screenwriters? Power Walkers? What CANT FFP Do?! Oh, and we're in a band!!
And get ready future daughter in law, I'm gifting you my negligee!
And writing hate notes in the carpet!
A very very heartfelt message! It's better than a card!
Comb overs! David's dad! Being a stenographer!
And garage sale hoodies and not saluting the military?!
So much to learn and David's learned it all!
When should we all cut our losses and get out? never? Now?!
Those skinny legs?! And Disney! What's up with Disney?!
And the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!
Catcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!
Buy it at Wegmans! It's dog meat free! And sort your receipts please!!
An oldie but a goodie about our teenage bodies and my ex boyfriend's love of Chicago!!
Are you a whiny baby about poop? And I'm wearing real bras now!!
But he'll apologize to the Minecraft movie?! And pig masks!!
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