We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!†- All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!†- Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!†- Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!†- Billiam "Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!" - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Uber! Waymo! And I learn how to read GPS!

An epic wedding weekend that our kid doesn't realize was a lot of stress!!

And we're going to a wedding!!

And need a sleep counter? Me too!

The Archives! I hate kid concerts. And why won't David go on a survival course with me?

Is this episode about the Gin Blossoms? Definitely not! (Affairs and cologne!)

The band! And no, we won't text with our kids!

And Bill's naked feet!! (Rerun Saturday!)

And the thing every human hates!! Every human!

Surprises are good, you nimrods!

Damn, I love a run in the dark! And don't try to understand how the moon even works!!

Morning talk!

The Archives: Summer of ‘69!!

And self help books and Sting!

A rerun!! Doi!! Cause I've known Emilie for years now!!

How many surgeries we will have for the rest of our lives?!

Our boy is a freshman?! And we're going to open a shop!!

And why are you drinking that soda?? You fool!

And hiding your messing around on your phone at work!

And spoiler alert: happy Gilmore 2!!!

Lots of rage! Be prepared !

The reveal: tomorrow!!

Stop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!