Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead” The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the End - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on! This week’s Stories: “One Last Drink” Written by Shadowswimmer77 Read by Jacob Hatfield Musical guest: Super Monster Party With “Altered Beast” https://l.instagram.com/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermonsterparty.com%2F&e=ATN2qD2JL99GhutDr5sPWj7ScPOz6N7IHoBE5bVZ3Qfc6_MHtvUGrhLfG3W5GcfHXoSbHgG7CW_VMkxe32AS30tcxhOsrgRk9IaREQ&s=1 https://www.creepypasta.com/one-last-drink/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “The Clown Statue " Written by honeybunny00 Read by 5¢ Freak Show Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show” https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg The Oracle - Creepypasta https://www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIg https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qc5GWceFHb8a6xgFp2ead?si=zhXqAn86SLandY51hTP3BA https://open.spotify.com/track/3t7H2MoNy45x7Jiwb5xgWQ?si= https://open.spotify.com/track/6AmLwDgSQxoQ8TZORSasht?si=LfdP6eM1THisY3U1_TLoWw https://open.spotify.com/track/3IlMet7SUltusMvyERnFla?si=O_faILo0SLiF8_IUpqKyOQ http://punkenstein.bandcamp.com/track/dead-sushi https://open.spotify.com/track/5LLBwxifo7jbCeNv7BFbJd?si=rfjoKOI0Ti2m7eWmoY1qsA https://youtu.be/5nGW_A4fG-0 https://open.spotify.com/track/4KzKCW9q3dLuhOU1c4ClMp?si=bLs3XcJGR16FFgJ6v4FSbg https://open.spotify.com/track/0JU5wHGYUPK4h0fhVvXoTJ?si=HzbTnAEuTXOkKJ93ewZtKA https://open.spotify.com/track/1QMkkrk1e5hIvtrKuDpa79?si=-ZuiGRdASyG3MDKYfEMrNw https://open.spotify.com/track/0Y79YuvzHHIiKmD5CmddKT?si=KteCSUu6SnSelfUs3tgTNA https://open.spotify.com/track/3jMt6d35H704RkPfVgNw8d?si=LYWJgv4sTWCFIQdrFNmCBA https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aiFmqEtzvTjuAhNtvFgvlNBZH7bvXG7c/view https://open.spotify.com/track/4uiTgilcYree4zGOfXgBWe?si=Fq3XDwahR9eWOqg9vbVTIA --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up! This week’s Stories: “The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ” Written Maurice Blocker Read by Bobby Anthem “Awaiting Input " Written by Jackson Barnard Read by Cucaracha Musical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico” https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmw https://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0d Awaiting Input - Creepypasta Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey! What a week, eh? Wind down with a couple of randompastas. Tonight we dive into the one-breath run on sentence world of supernatural home invaders, the wannabe Lovecraftian world of ominous sea goliaths, and Eeris even gets a shot at some Crappypasta spookiness with a sweet dog story. All this, and nothing more! Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode. Guest interview: Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast This week’s Stories: “The Ballad of One Hand Dan” Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast "I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me" Written by Devin Hoover Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” https://open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w https://www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Remember two weeks ago, when we left you hanging at the edge of your seat? Yeah, me neither, but apparently we did. Here is the second half of the thrilling adventure in house cleaning that is... Woebegone. Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

In this new side series, we let Garth Garfunkel man the controls as he takes us through his private record collection. Grab whatever drink you need to get you through this hour of terror and have a funky time with Funky! Theme music: 5¢ Freakshow https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=3qlCmrfkRQCy4plcmNT_5Q https://open.spotify.com/track/1YZEXutwt6mN4DYFgs8uAa?si=4sGx4MW9SqGIlGe6tbJMDQ https://open.spotify.com/track/63pBLK8SilZqWoSeXRCA88?si=bL6cDmAlSXqiegGO8YpAXg Darkness | xSCHOCKx https://open.spotify.com/track/1LHRoUHxQXjzuDEEYnn2yA?si=fPDWoQKVTZ-CwP4c-V8ymA https://open.spotify.com/track/67FzlNjfBCa8PsIbODCUyM?si=B3WTcN7rSACo4O5pHiwWtw https://open.spotify.com/track/6tOthpBR07ToPSXr8yYbgC?si=Pf2yAyfgRACnZxBBpFDmAQ https://open.spotify.com/track/3woEarPBiocoRURWLBGcRN?si=42Opx_SfRWSqVMgSp3hXpQ https://open.spotify.com/track/0KeOvIXUKT7aaZ5sovcpTA?si=_YPjpsucRDSPxsT19LAzGg https://open.spotify.com/track/7MamivQWLK287qZajYuzTf?si=ve31qbf0Qk6a59YpiIDyWg https://youtu.be/jRM_4HvNvCk --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Don’t you just hate it?! You clean and clean, day in and day out, but the dirt just keeps coming back! It’s just a fact of life we all must endure. The only advice we can give you is to take a lesson from this week’s episode, and stay far away from strangers with miracle cures. Here’s part one in our two part Crappypasta adventure, “Woebegone” a short story by Kelley Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

What would you do if you came face to face with yourself? Would you yell “Doppelgänger!” and tackle them to the ground, or would you SCREAM and run away? We suggest making friends with them and tuning in together to this week’s double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun episode! Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: "I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler" Written by CageVenom Read by Ethan Smith "Miracle Girl" Written by Jason Gorbel Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out” I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta Miracle Girl - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Skin! YOU’RE IN IT! But not for long if you hang around. This week we take a double twist dive into the Crappyverse with a Crappypasta double feature! There’s Skin-takers, puppets, and all around nightmare-fueled fun times ahead. This week’s Stories: "Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker" Credit to Brian and “Friends from school” Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Repugnance! Revulsion! Disgust! They’re all instore in this week’s horrorfest! Join us as we have a laugh with ol’ Satan as he offers a job to actor and writer Patrick Jankiewicz, and later blackmails podcaster and rapper Tomcat Thompson into a hotter than Hell love triangle! Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most Hot Pockets- I WON!!! Let’s see how this week’s guests fare… This week’s Stories: "Satan Offered Me a Job" Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo) Read by Patrick Jankiewicz Check out his newest book- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion https://www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G “Pact with the Devil” Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom Read “Tomcat” Thompson Musical Guest: TOMCAT and Kirby With song “Devil’s Polka” https://youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey! It’s Tomcat! Come get your favorite anime body pillow and cuddle up!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Guess who’s wearing their birthday suit! THATS RIGHT!! The demon that took it from you! "I found a human tooth in my pocket” Written by TheBlueMovies Read by Charli Marie charli-marie.com “The Devourer” Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS Read by Wellington Belarmino,Silas Cabral and Genildo Rodrigues of Zumbi Holocausto Musical Guest: Zumbi Holocausto With song “Mata” h https://open.spotify.com/track/3xJPP5BG5VkvsFRzozQn61?si=5dgG5AB6QTOKU80VosPfPg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hang ten, Bubba Ben! We have so much stuff in here! (Slaps episode) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Got a zombie kid in your closet? Better go catch it! AhahahahabahaahahahahhahahahahahahHabHhHhHhHHHhHahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaha "Terry" Written by Zolast Read by Bill Foster “Love Potion” Written by Unknown From Scaryforkids.com Read by Justin xSCHOCKx Musical Guest: XSchockX With song “Withered Lover” Music | xSCHOCKx ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey! Is that my package you took off my porch? You keep it, you porch package taker. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!! Get a room, you DWEEB!!! "The Legend of Carter Bale” Written by Shelton Fisher Read by Patrick Lescarbeau “Sarah’s Coulrophobia” Written by Kiriakos Vilchez Read by Daniel Mager Musical Guest: The Classy Wrecks With song “Superman (is going to Hell)” https://open.spotify.com/track/5CYLxcuH7m9cLxPEQuIIGK?si=NnF7RaKeTPCc5F9XM6qb5w ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

All the great ForthHand shows rolled into one (big cluster f***) Hysteria 51 http://forthhand.com/hysteria-51/ The Mad Scientist http://forthhand.com/the-mad-scientist-podcast/ Rad or Fad http://forthhand.com/rad-or-fad/ Sad Times http://forthhand.com/sad-times/ Happy Horror Coffee Break http://forthhand.com/happy-horror-coffee-break/ Penny Haven http://forthhand.com/penny-haven/ Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind http://forthhand.com/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/ Beyond Terrestrial http://forthhand.com/beyond-terrestrial/ Find More Great Podcast At ForthHand Media - http://forthhand.com/shows/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??!!! This is a new spin-off episode dedicated to the CRAPPIEST pastas you could eat! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably. "Something's Wrong with Madeline" Written by Elizabeth Frazier Read by Dawn Moultroup “Masks” Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser Read by Christofer Johnsson Musical Guest: Luciferina Light Orchestra With song “Evil Masquerade” https://open.spotify.com/track/7e5DXc4jIzwCoVm5Yd8QT7?si=2Q7yD9CbRcyvA13yir6QyA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

It’s Christmas time, again! BYOP, Bring your own presents! The returned relative by V. Page, read by Michael Coale of The Penny Haven podcast Penny Haven - YouTube The figure in the recliner by Arthur H., read by Lee Errett of the Beyond Terrestrial podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6E4J9Yhrp01005HzISYMy5?si=zkqspgz5Rq2NkJUakURQOw Shout out to Tomcat and Kirby’s Strange brew podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6GfUFLT4IYNxr89rS5orZl?si=h0mVx9k9TGysLjx4Y5Wn0g Musical Guest, Lost in Static with the song “All I want for Christmas is you” https://open.spotify.com/track/085LJU7wLxjMJQInw1dTxb?si=BHlUIxi-S8W9XPTbyrdqWw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

How do you solve a problem like GOVERNMENT GOONS chasing you all over the world? I don’t know, that’s on you, Barnaby! Our lives are all made up!! The fate of humanity, by Frank Phillips Through the window, by Brian https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Frank Vencci, song What’s the deal https://open.spotify.com/track/3V8A8h9LUT1Sx0QORh0w0c?si=AEoiSgsSQ7mUD3-uuZlSBQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHIPS! The Queen’s Guard by inaaace, read by Marc Jeffrey https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Queen Zee, song Loner https://open.spotify.com/track/1wguzFgFSHnDzK4iSXO5xB?si=vnciX5MvSE-rD62DGe_3dw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish. Sauin, by John Fitzgerald The Fairies, by Tom The Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó Longáin Musical guest, Cherym - Take It Back https://open.spotify.com/track/0uEoYyzV2xRw4jHIH2MPG8?si=gjCKKn2aSma-ixNbwbpPXQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

It’s easy to get lost when you’re stupid. Not you, I meant, like, the ROYAL you, like as in “yoooou are sooooo baaaad at stuff”. That’s not a saying, I don’t know. I’m sorry. Hands, by Unseen_wombat The Steubenville Ghost, by unknown Undying, by pbninja Musical guest, Walker OG - Pangea https://open.spotify.com/track/3YXVCXaVr0yl5kd7hWVxOU?si=FTQQBJlpQBCShjGIbJFPbw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Happy Tex-mas! Somebody doesn’t get how mail works, so now we’re living the rough n tumble lives of cowboys, maybe. A sunset in Texas, by StarlessandBibleBlack Song No Alibi by Musical guest Cowboy Diplomacy https://open.spotify.com/track/3eGJNAxrOzblZdGcwxxQsY?si=Del58vBjRU-BvVU-hbXlHw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Pro tip for meeting scary French witch doctors in Canada: don’t. At least there’s crépes. Sleep paralysis by unknown, Paris by unknown, La Nuit by unknown. Musical guest Requin Chagrin https://open.spotify.com/track/0LROIdo41EIwKnKEHkR76y?si=9LWfs6k0TLGP439C7OUFlA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

You met Ooccoo! If you call her in a dungeon, she will let you out and allow you to return when you want. Hecate Island, read by Ronin Geek Podcast Concerning the masquerade by Brennan Smith Musical guest That Awful Rhythm https://open.spotify.com/show/0CeQmCT39QS9YiPa73h8Xf?si=jadHHczPS3aLIjU6dbFP2g https://open.spotify.com/artist/5l3o00ZkY2MGpbIGS2SrsY?si=l2MswIqITD-71CIuzxzmlg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

So the gang ended up in the land of Hasselhoff. Whadda buncha goons! The Dentist by KellyAnneBlount, read by Cousin of the Bride of Happy Horror, Anna Wanschura Doppelgänger by LoveLagsana The German Medic unknown author Musical guest Mine https://open.spotify.com/artist/2jmpnuwn52LqrQASBlyQGJ?si=iqiTbpmMRpyUGuDS_fnyOw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

WAKE UP! The man is after us again! Well, maybe not you, you’re probably safe. Idk. Go delete your browser history just in case. Happy Horror World Tour-or BIG SWEDEN EPISODE The Last Train by Ariawiseman, read by Dodi Axelson from the Weird About Sweden podcast. Näcken By SillyNamesAreGreat, read by Topher Graham and Ariel Hansen from Bad Cookie Pictures. The Murhader story (it never ends) by Mage White Light. Musical guest Sannex ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey! What are you still doing here? Seasons over! Go home! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey, you! Be quiet and don’t move! You have a bug, right in the middle of your face... Give me that newspap- oh, it just your nose. Boy, is there egg on my face. Seriously, is there egg? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Once you hit play on this episode, whatever happens next is all on you. You’ve made your decision, and some things can’t be unheard. Hey, is that my silly putty? Put it back, you scoundrel! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet has an original point of view. And I say HEY! What a wonderful kind of day, where you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat. Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears. Get together and make things better by working together. It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart; Believe in yourself, well thats the place to start. And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where you learn to work and play and get along with each other. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

So the county only allowed us 5 minutes of studio time, so here’s this crap! Full episode will be out once bail has been posted! DON’t TELL MY MOM --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

So ya died. Big whoop! Did you know the planet is made up of 238% dead stuff? You don’t know science at all, do you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Are ya slidin’ into home? Are your pants a’ fulla’ foam? DIE A’ HEART ATTACK, from GHOSTS! There, I said it! Now gimme back my dolly, you bastard! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

It’s that time of year again! What do I have to do to get you to understand? I DIDN’T KNOW THE COOKIES WERE FOR SANTA! GOD FORBID WE ACTUALLY ADDRESS HIS WEIGHT PROBLEM INSTEAD IF ENABLING HIM!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Well, well, well. If it isn’t that big bad blockhead from jr. high. Look, you won’t find your missing gel pen around here, so why don’t you just scram. Go on! Git! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Hey, is it ok to eat whole cacti spines and all? Seriously, I think I might need immediate medical attention. Somebody call an ambulance. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

What’s new, pussycats! Who says you can’t go home? The shadow tree trolls in your yard?! I’ll sue!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support