I'm Not Drunk, I'm Autistic

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Come one, come all, and hear the tales of the Autistic Pinup! What I lack in social skills, I make up for with tattoos, love, and a whole lot of weed. Have you heard the quote, “When you’ve met one person with autism, you’ve met one person with autism?” W

Nera Birch


    • May 9, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 14m AVG DURATION
    • 94 EPISODES


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    Masturbating In The Mental Ward

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 27:29


    Wherehence I discuss my voyeurism kink, blocking my Jew brows, and finally getting some long-needed help.

    Autistic Knits Episode 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 27:01


    A video podcast where we can gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism! Designers and Patterns MentionedSummer Secret Crop by Jessie Maed DesignsKnox Socks by Knox Mountain Knit Co.Sockhead Slouch Hat by Kelly McClureBynx Hat by Hayley QuinnPrismatic Tank by Mae.CrochetsPressed Flowers Shawl by Amy ChristoffersPenguono by Stephen WestNortheasterly by SkeinanigansDragonflies Hat by Joji LocatelliFramework Bralette by Jessie Maed DesignsBest Beret by James N WattsYarn MentionedEmma's Practically Perfect Sock in CosmosKnit Picks Bare in yellow hand dyedCascade Heritage Prints in ModMalabrigio Ultimate Sock in Wabi SabiSheepyshire Bliss MCN DK in WildflowersKnit Picks BravaRegia Boho in MusicianMiss Babs Putnam in Drum CircleApple Tree Knits Socklove in ChakraKnit Picks Palette in BlackElesbeth Lavold Lucious Llama in MagentaSheepyshire Pixie Sock in Huzzah!Huasco Worsted in Frozen VolcanoRicorumi Spin Spun DK in Summer

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    You Ever Been To The Ledges, Bro?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 16:38


    Inwhich I ramble about Grateful Fest, Iris Van Herpen, and trauma healing shroom trips

    Realigning My Chakras

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 11:42


    Wherehence I talk about withdrawals, obstacle courses, and my everlong quest for control

    Autistic Knits Episode 11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 31:15


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!  IG: fuck_you_up_fairy  IG: hearthfairyfibers  https://buymeacoffee.com/autisticpinup 

    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 11:55


    Wherehence I ramble about abandonment issues, unwanted parental messaging, and cry too much

    I'm A Social Butterfly

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2023 13:21


    Inwhich I discuss how to make a theater bitch get freaky, souvenir yarn, and how much I missed y'all

    The Perfect Epsiode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 13:27


    Wherehence I highly ramble about mental health blankets, abandonment issues, and my masturbation habits

    Playing The Autism Card

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 8:57


    Inwhich I cry about continuous panic attacks and trauma responses with blaming my tism

    Brave Little Toaster Oven

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 9:29


    Wherehence I ramble about acceptable food textures, my love of being a hearth fairy, and make a tasteless Holocaust joke about my dead cat

    A Fairy Happy Birthday To Me Volume 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 10:56


    Wherehence I ramble about the day my soul was thrust into a human meat puppet and I emerged from my incubator's birth canal

    Autistic Knits Episode 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 23:44


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism! IG: fuck_you_up_fairy IG: hearthfairyfibers https://buymeacoffee.com/autisticpinup

    At Least My Trauma Is Providing Me Content

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 9:32


    Wherein I once again use you, dear listeners, as my therapist to process my childhood trauma

    To Socialize Or Not? Who The Fuck Knows

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 12:21


    Inwhich I discuss Häagen-dazs flavors, Bob's Burgers, and my conversations with the voices in my head

    Talking Turkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 10:27


    Wherehence I discuss holiday gatherings, coping techniques, and encourage you to use your autism to your advantage

    I'm Stuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 11:40


    Inwhich I talk about cereal killer milkshakes, analyze my trauma in real time, and remind all the autistics out there, that you are doing your best and I'm proud of you.

    'Tism Talk Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 17:03


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!

    Masking On Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 9:09


    Inwhich I discuss social holidays, meltdowns at work, and I have a conversation with my kitty cat

    Hostess With The Mostest

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 15:06


    Wherehence I talk about heterosexual holidays, pussy grazing socks, and naming babies after Janis Joplin

    'Tism Talk Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 14:55


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!

    Lonely Little Mushroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 9:45


    Wherehence I talk about my burnout and suicidal ideations having babies in my head

    Hearth Fairy Fibers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 12:53


    Inwhich I talk about Greek food carts, the bliss of checklists, and adaptable clothing lines

    'Tism Talk Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 17:50


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism! How Knitting Stitched My Life Together | The Art of Autism (the-art-of-autism.com)

    Oh, Shut Up, Open Wide, Here I Come

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 15:28


    Wherehence I babble about my metal bending abilities, punk Cookie Monsters and a quarter century worth of nail biting

    All Is Groovy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 11:04


    Wherehence I talk about challenging myself, knitting in the corners of gay bars, and not letting Hitler get in the way of my healing journey

    Meeting Strangers On The Interwebs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 13:59


    Wherehence I talk about Israeli men on poppers, dance floor rimming, and manage to divert a thought about autistic safety into yarn puns

    My Life Is An Existential Crisis

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 12:13


    Whichin I talk about solitary confinement, the difference between feeling tiny and small, and hear far too many revving engines

    'Tism Talk Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 14:41


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!

    Your Meat Puppet Is Your Canvas

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 16:57


    Wherehence I talk about 19th century capitalism, pixie cut trauma, and letting your vessel look how you want.

    Movin' On Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 11:57


    Inwhich I talk about being a 1950's housewife, stagnant magic, and popcorn machines

    Flight Or Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 13:30


    Inwhich I talk about the mad lad of knitting, financial abuse, and moving to live closer to my trees

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    Please Stop Setting Off Loud Flammable Explosives Near Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 10:06


    Wherehence I talk about hating fireworks, my really weird service dog, and the coping combo of whiskey and Hamilton

    You Did This To Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 14:09


    Inwhich I talk about robbing the cradle, autistic demons, and the glorious mixture of a meltdown, panic attack, and PTSD episode all at once.

    When My Lack Of Executive Functioning Beats Out My Jewishness: The Story Of How I Should Be Better At Money Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 10:31


    Inwhich I talk about the song I sing to my cat about fucking someone in a movie theater, my billing woes, and brag about my publication to denial ratio

    'Tism Talk Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2022 12:00


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!

    Translating The Mysterious Language Of Autism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 11:19


    Wherehence I talk about biggie bag brutality, pregnant pauses, and how my coping mechanisms were always twisted against me when I needed them most

    In My Own Little Corner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 14:34


    In which I talk about decompression rooms, Pokémon moves, and drag dreams coming true

    I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 11:40


    Wherehence I discuss logging out of meltdowns, the need to flee, and can't even manage to handle a human 12 feet away from me.

    'Tism Talk Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 15:42


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!

    A Tale Of Respite Woes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 16:26


    Inwhich I discuss meeting Jimi Hendrix's lover, the worst night of my life, and implore all parents to be like Bob and Linda from Bob's Burgers.

    'Tism Talk Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 14:04


    A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!

    Working 9 to 5. Oh, Wait. I Can't. Dolly Parton, Beer Me Strength.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 13:32


    Wherehence I talk about ameowzing cat puns, frustrations with society, and my range of services

    They're Hot! They're Nuts! They're Suicidal!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 14:15


    Inwhich I discuss my stays in the mental ward, masturbating to the sound of my voice, and cry a fuck ton

    A Collage Of An Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 12:24


    In which I discuss new advocacy endeavors, vibes and energy, man, and explain my laugh-snort. Contact me at theautisticpinup@gmail.com

    Well, I'm Cracking One Open With The Boys By Myself

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 11:37


    Wherehence I talk about therapeutic BDSM, changelings, and how much I don't want to talk care of a cum omelet

    Age Is Just A Number

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 10:33


    Wherehence I talk about going to Blockbuster, Cookie Monster nunchucks, and, once again, letting autistics be themselves.

    'Tism Talk Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 17:39


    TW: Suicide A video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism!

    A Tall Glass Of Control Sounds Pretty Nice Right About Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 14:17


    In which I discuss Fortnite gliders, being called a terrorist, and having yet more meltdowns.

    'Tism Talk Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 11:33


    My first video podcast where we can all gather to craft together and talk about our 'tism! Register for Stimmy Vibrations here: https://loom.ly/iZo5mXw

    How My Autism And Sexual Abuse Intertwine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 14:03


    In which we talk about consent, sex droughts, and having gleeful control over my own vessel. https://themighty.com/2022/01/autism-sexual-abuse-survivor/?utm_source=engagement_bar&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=profile_feed.user_activity.story_preview_card.engagement_bar/

    Get It While You Can

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 12:17


    Wherein I discuss Ubereats, instant gratification, and responsible substance use.

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