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SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-64-season-finale This is a brief set of announcements at the beginning of the recording, followed by about 4 hours of unhinged drunken rambling with multiple guests (Including @dreamcycler@shitposter.club and @helsech@shitposter.club and @ironee212@shitposter.club - thanks so much for coming!) TL;DR on said announcements: - We are going on vacation again this year. Our next episode will be sometime in January! - You can find out when exactly we will return by following @dielan@shitposter.club or joining [our forum](https://melonmancy.cafe) - There's no much to see on the forum right now, but we are keeping it up maybe forever so there will be thriving discussion there eventually No amount of typing on this post about what we talked about this episode will do it justice. If you do choose to listen past the announcements do us a favor and with a modern podcasting app - such as [Fountain](https://fountain.fm) please make clips of your favorite parts and post them! See you next year!

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-63-i-dont-even-own-a-tv Topics include: - Bayo3 voice actor drama - Note: after we recorded this episode new information came to light that suggests that Hellena Taylor was lying about the low offer, which confirms our biases that this lady is suspicious - G4TV put out of its misery - Fandom acquired gamespot, gamefaqs. giant bomb, metacritic, TV guide, and more - WTF - Overwatch 2 dead on arrival - We now accept cash donations on Odysee!

SHOW NOTES: https://write.as/melonmancy-podcast/mp-62-what-puberty-does-to-a-mf In this episode we dive a little deeper on fewer topics than our norm, but that's ok Topics include: - We have launched a [new forum](https://melonmancy.cafe). It's empty right now please go forth and fill it with posts! - Cyberpunk Edgerunners (review) - Current state of Planetside 2 - G4TV & karmic retribution - and more!

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-60-a-blogger-in-journalists-clothing Topics include: Nintendo Direct Sony State of Play - Discord xbox - Dielan finished Stone Ocean - Warframe big update - NEW FORUM (and section 230) - Cyberpunk anime is out - Overwatch 2 dead on arrival - Splitgate news

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-60-feels-like-an-re4-quicktime-event Agenda: Topics include: - xenoblade 3 final thoughts (spoiler free) - vic beat cp2077 - Atozy got sued - Reuters attack article on odysee - saints row flopped - ps5 price hike - and more!

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-59-how-the-sausage-was-made Today's episodes deals with a little bit of podcast meta and how we might change things up in the future. Topics include: - Some notes about how we used to make the show - Going back to audio only upload with some editing - How much editing is too much editing? (We aren't editing enough) - video games - some other stuff

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-58-better-than-it-has-any-right-to-be Topics include: - WTF happened last episode - Xenoblade Chronicles 3 first impressions (Only at the beginning of chapter 2 at time of recording) - Stealing art on the internet - Powdered energy drinks - Life as a corpo - and more!

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-57-birthday-spankings Today's episode is a little different. Due to missing recording day and going on a vacation, we decided to just invite anybody from our Discord to join in. We only got 3 people to join, but it was pretty short notice. We'll def do this again sometime and see how chaotic we can make it. Topics include: - Where did the name Melonmancy come from in the first place - The current state of some of our old staple games, like Guild Wars 2 and Warframe - Rippaverse - The dichotomy of Doomsday Preppers and Homesteaders - Dielan was looking for some indie stealth game on itch.io and ended up playing Hero's Harem Guild instead - new show update - and more!

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-56-thicc-orc-bitches Topics include: - Steam Summer Sale - Hell Let Loose, which is like a WW2 battlefield game that isn't garbage - Hedon Bloodright - Ruiner - Dune: Spice Wars - Why does every category have a ton of porn games? - Some first impressions/observations about v4v and BTC maxis - Sony started a compeditor service to games pass and its so mid it hurts - Countless tangents and hot takes that weren't on the agenda

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-55-mass-effect-with-full-penetration

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-54-having-fun-illegally

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-53-vanilla-coke

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-52-just-watch-gundam

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-51-the-future-of-the-internet-is-decentralized

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-50-fuck-printers

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-49-maidenless-behaviour

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-48-none-of-us-are-free-of-sin

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-47-just-night-shift-things

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-46-the-american-version-of-vic

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-45-this-is-shortstack-erasure

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-44-the-jesus-fandom

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-43-wouldnt-work-on-my-windows-machine-anyway

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-42-roblox-is-just-the-new-runescape

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-41-we-won-we-beat-the-zombies

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-40-nft-version-of-1st-edition-charizard

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-37-entrapment-isnt-illegal-on-sarge-island

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-36-wait-was-fio-always-this-hot

SHOW NOTES - https://melonmancy.net/mp-35-how-many-packs-of-cigarettes-do-you-smoke-a-day-kid

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SHOW NOTES -> https://melonmancy.net/mp-33-the-people-with-the-wrong-opinions

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-32-teamkilling-is-my-culture

SHOW NOTES -> https://melonmancy.net/mp-31-its-not-hitbox-tv-i-swear

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SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-29-the-protokyle

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-28-alright-son-heres-the-credit-card

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-27-white-girl-wasted

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-26-capcom-execs-come-at-me

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-25-it-rhymes-with-residential-erection

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-24-learn-to-spell-your-name-right-asshole

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-23-so-there-you-were-watching-a-camgirl-in-mime-makeup

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-22-it-was-a-great-idea-so-i-decided-to-ruin-it

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-21-atlantic-canadian-thats-just-diet-boston

SHOW NOTES https://melonmancy.net/mp-20-i-hate-minecraft-now-let-me-tell-you-why-its-game-of-the-decade

SHOW NOTES - https://melonmancy.net/mp-19-so-i-got-in-a-car-accident

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-18-comparing-tupac-to-led-zeppelin

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-17-the-dedicated-salute-button

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-16-cletus-was-my-wrestling-name

SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-15-cheesy-kung-fu-movies-are-better-than-twilight