Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck

Macron is the new French president despite the “meddling” of Puuuuuuutin, North Korea wants to EMP blast the USA, Windows 10S confines you to the MS app store, and Saturn’s hexagonal storm continues to fascinate. Click here to download this episode directly. This show can be found on iTunes here. Click here to subscribe in your … Continue reading Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck – 08 May, 2017 →

The exploding Ford Pinto, literally but not seriously, net “neutrality” and more. Click here to download this episode directly. Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck on iTunes is here. This is the RSS feed for this show. The chat room transcript for this episode is here. Twitter: @mvandeven

Michael makes Evelyn cry, Comey’s Russia testimony, Islamification of the Western world, and more. Click here to download this episode directly. Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck on iTunes is here. This is the show’s RSS feed for podcast subscription.

The Russians are coming, iPhone woes from an Android user’s perspective, and ass fountain. Click here to download this episode directly. Click here to get the show on iTunes. The RSS feed for podcast subscription is here. The chat room transcript is here.

Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck is a show about politics, news, current events, general commentary, and scurvy.  This is the latest episode of our show.  Hope you enjoy. Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck. The RSS feed for this show is here. MV’s Radio TrainWreck on iTunes can be found here.

Michael is aroused at the notion of a Trump presidency, Evelyn came from a family with 48 children, and it’s not clumpy after 30 years. Click here to download this episode directly. The RSS feed for this show is here. Yes, it can be a little clumpy. At first.

Hope you enjoy tonight’s episode.  Cheers. Click here to download this episode directly. Here is the podcast feed. Subscribe in iTunes here.

On this broadcast – Evelyn gets a pink slip, the NSA revelations spell the death of our American experiment, and the imminent departure of Michael’s wife to Morocco spells a nationwide Mac ‘n Cheese shortage. Click here to download the show directly. Here’s the podcast feed.

On this episode… PonyBoySunset calls in with a bunch of home wrecking lesbian talk… the “morning after” pill is now available over the counter… it’s alright to cry… and Michael’s wife is a gold digging, visa sniffing, islamic mail order bride. Click here to download the show directly. This is the podcast feed.

This is preventing any sleep in the Vandeven household, Evelyn is shamelessly begging listeners for money, and it’s pope time.  Google Glass will face resistance from businesses who want nothing to do with it, Rand Paul is the new hope of the Republican Party, and North Korea goes bat shit.  Again. Click here to download … Continue reading MVDRT – 12 March, 2013 →

Michael thinks man made global warming believers are bat shit crazy and Evelyn, as a result, thinks Michael is a dick.  PonyBoySunset calls in to make history as our first lesbian caller ever, Hugo Chavez is now at room temperature, and the Arabs can “take it or leave it” where safety is concerned. Click here … Continue reading MVDRT – 5 March, 2013 →

For the first half of tonight’s show, we offer you a scathing review of 1and1 web hosting.  Also, Michael thinks 1) the U.S. Chamber of Commerce sucks and 2) George Zimmerman has no hope of a fair trial.  Eric Daw (a.k.a. The General) calls in.  These nuggets, and more, await you on tonight’s episode. Click here … Continue reading MVDRT – 26 February, 2013 →

Tonight’s show was the “Show to End All Shows” show.  The Supreme Court appears poised to save Monsanto’s butt, Pistorius sets himself up as a marvelous example of gun safety, and Michael says Planned Parenthood is a black genocide machine.  Bill Gates isn’t oblivious to Microsoft’s suck, The Pirate Bay sues for… wait for it… … Continue reading MVDRT – 19 February, 2013 →

On this show… Michael was thinking about moving CoastGab to a dedicated server with 1and1 but the reviews don’t look so hot, Evelyn talks about Hillary’s jewels, and Michael is convinced he blew the Rollye James interview.  These discussions, and so much more, await you on this episode of MVDRT. Click here to download the … Continue reading MVDRT – 12 February, 2013 →

Austin ain’t got no f***ing microphone, our government used to poison our alcohol, and idiocy abounds in DC.  Anonymous vows to avenge the death of Aaron Swartz, a group of wealthy elitists in Switzerland has decided the economy is fine so the peasants should stop being concerned, and it’s now illegal to unlock your own … Continue reading MVDRT – 26 January, 2013 →

Just like old times, another episode of MVDRT makes it to your ears.  A constitutional question will soon need to be addressed, Michael thinks flu shots are bullcrap, and MegaUpload round II begins.  The suicide of Aaron Swartz sends Evelyn into a tailspin of venomous hatred toward Disney and Sonny Bono.  Michael wants all guns … Continue reading MVDRT – 19 January, 2013 →

On this broadcast, radio LEGEND Rollye James joins us for over an hour.  It was an awesome show.  Download now. Here’s the link to the Gettysburg soldier ghosts referenced during the show. Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck. Click here to subscribe to the podcast.

Here’s the latest show. Sitting in for Evelyn is Austin Sherrod from Idaho, a.k.a. NefariousBanana at CoastGab.com. Send a note to MichaelVandeven@gmail.com if you’d like to fill in for Evelyn as a co-host. Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck. Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher.

Here’s the latest episode of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck.  Vince Franco (A.K.A. Vatar at CoastGab.com) is filling in for Evelyn. Oh, and here’s the link to the Bashar al Assad interview referenced during the show. Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck. Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher.

Here’s the latest episode of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck.  My friend Tim Pate is filling in for Evelyn who is out with Hep C or something.  Enjoy! Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck. Click here to subscribe to the podcast.

The Clinton surplus never happened, Iran continues to exist as a theocratic dump, and Evelyn was responsible for the submission of this story on tonight’s show.  Some Jackie Kennedy interviews are released, Michael thinks Warren Buffett should bug off, and a possibly innocent man might be executed this week in Georgia, and sooo, sooo much … Continue reading MVDRT 17 September, 2011 →

On this edition of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck, the Mubaraks will get an unexpected private trial, proof positive your blind charitable contributions are potentially useless, and radioactive isotopes from Japan are detected in California.  Michael is too politically exhausted to thoroughly dissect this story, HP’s purchase of Palm isn’t exactly working out, and the recent … Continue reading MVDRT 18 August 2011 →

Sorry for the lack of show notes. Life has been NUTS for the last 3 days. Enjoy! Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck. Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher.

Michael and Evelyn are back in fine form tonight after a long break. What a momentous occasion. There’s no way Trump will really run for the presidency, American politicians should think twice when condemning a government that naturally seeks to retain power, and the end of an era is upon us. Evelyn is toast, Wal-Mart … Continue reading MVDRT 25 April, 2011 →

Here is the latest episode of Michael Vandeven’s Radio Trainwreck. Sorry it took so long to post it, but with Christmas and the travels associated with it, we’ve had a hard time keeping things up to date. Hope you enjoy the show, and have a great new year. Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio … Continue reading MVDRT 20 December, 2010 →

Michael and Evelyn start tonight’s show by airing their dirty laundry, Keith Olbermann’s “suspension” is bollocks (despite his status as Supreme Asshole), and gold isn’t quite as impressive an investment as we’re led to believe. Somebody should ring up George Noory and Glenn Beck to apprise them of this fact. Corporate America should stop sheltering … Continue reading MVDRT 06 November 2010 →

This marked perhaps the most racially insensitive broadcast ever of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck.  It was a hoot.  In addition to all of the insensitivity, the new MacBook Air is still unimpressive despite its improvements, and Curtis makes a woefully suicidal political wager with Michael.  A superior broadcast. Click here to download Michael Vandeven’s Radio … Continue reading MVDRT 28 October 2010 →

We were all over the place tonight, and it was another fine broadcast as Tim Pate sat in with Michael.  Tim wants people to stop being pumped full of psychotropic medications, and Michael wants those people to simply try smoking marijuana.  Professional sports stink and the people who follow it religiously are suckers, Michael’s landlord … Continue reading MVDRT 20 September 2010 →

Tonight was a reunion of sorts, as Michael was joined by his friend and former broadcast partner Tim Pate.  It was their fist show together since 2006.  On this broadcast, Tim gets a slab of colon removed and avoids the dumper bag, Michael is hearing voices, and you really should travel overseas.  Vista: It wasn’t … Continue reading MVDRT 16 September 2010 →

Tonight marked the delivery of a Podcast to end all Podcasts.  Caller Wil phoned in to talk about the joys of Android phone ownership, Curtis joined us for the first time in a long time, and Evelyn regaled us with her polyp removal anecdotes.  President Obama says “no” to solar panels on top of the … Continue reading MVDRT 11 September, 2010 →

Yeah, yeah… we know it took a WEEK to post this episode after it was recorded.  Perhaps we need to find someone who can work as an entirely unpaid member of our staff for the purpose of taking care of these things for us.  On this exciting broadcast, the oil continues spewing, Evelyn rambles on … Continue reading MVDRT 7 June 2010 →

Michael rolled solo tonight as Evelyn was out with scurvy or something.  BP appears to have plugged the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico, dumb environmental groups are going to sue over the whole thing, and nature blasts more oil into the ocean yearly than man could ever hope to.  Greece is hopefully teaching … Continue reading MVDRT 16 May 2010 →

Any Valium in the house tonight?  Michael has had it with illegal immigration AND HE’S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE, unfortunately Sean Hannity and his “Freedom Concert” circuit are a big fat scam, and Michael steps out on a limb by condemning the stoning of women.  Curtis is MIA, an entire song is composed using … Continue reading MVDRT 30 April 2010 →

On tonight’s broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt in conformity with Michael’s suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities, and Gizmodo is now using the “P” word in their whole iPhone 4G saga.  Evelyn hits a brick wall with her religious Barbie doll story, … Continue reading MVDRT April 23, 2010 →

Tonight’s show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so long as Nick keeps the alien greys away).  Josh calls in to win a free … Continue reading MVDRT April 16, 2010 →

Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles, and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted.  We’re living in a lobbyist driven prison contractor plantation, whatever the fundamentalist Christians believe is what … Continue reading MVDRT February 12, 2010 →

On this very special broadcast Michael does karaoke, Evelyn schedules an appointment with her otolaryngologist, and cats are making Michael want to kill.  A Chinese national is in trouble for selling phony Cisco components in the USA, most consumers report the iPad leaves them unconvinced, and Amazon’s tail is now between their legs.  Howard Stern … Continue reading MVDRT February 5, 2010 →

Tonight’s broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael’s continued presence, and CBS doesn’t want your gay kissing advert.  Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, and the iPad gets a 3.  Avatar might as well have been an Alan Alda film, … Continue reading MVDRT January 29, 2010 →

Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians.  Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, in some respects you could replace your Macintosh with a See ‘N Say, and Evelyn gets frothy over Lawrence Lessig.  … Continue reading MVDRT January 22, 2010 →

Tonight’s broadcast set a new record in length.  And girth.  Evelyn’s son is now into cannibalism, we have a recipe for becoming an anonymous Lotto winner, and the Western Digital TV Live has Michael feeling tingly and stimulated.  MiniNova goes legal and their users go AWOL, with the right amount of concrete and steel you … Continue reading MVDRT December 6, 2009 →

Two nights in a row.  It’s unprecedented.  What’s happening around here?  It must be related to Michael’s loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight’s show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, you should avoid the consumer plantation by staying home on Black Friday, and apparently there are no people with … Continue reading MVDRT November 26, 2009 →

Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word “the” in tonight’s show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, sentient animal deserving to be treated as such, and DriverAgent.com attempts to pacify Michael with crumbs.  … Continue reading MVDRT November 25, 2009 →

After tonight’s show, we’re considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, Evelyn is addicted to the show Car Talk, and Michael comes unhinged in a 25 minute rant on why DriverAgent.com sucks.  You must hear … Continue reading MVDRT November 19, 2009 →

After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can’t stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy.  The iPhone has fallen prey to an exploit, you clearly need to … Continue reading MVDRT November 8, 2009 →

We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight’s show.  NetFlix doesn’t want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she’s scared, Verizon probably won’t get the iPhone, and uploading pictures can be uproariously funny.  Just ask Microsoft.  SquareSpace sucks, … Continue reading MVDRT November 1, 2009 →

What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it’s time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, Satellite Internet blows, and Rush is passed over.  Evelyn enjoys eating something called “Nigger Babies,” Requiem for … Continue reading MVDRT October 15, 2009 →

Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam’s Club has Mexican Coke.  Dead people are going to start banging, Evelyn wants Adobe Inc. to control the English language, and private … Continue reading MVDRT September 27, 2009 →

The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed “Asshole!!!” at her in a quest for enlightenment, and Michael hopes to addict the world with the Marlboro Blend … Continue reading MVDRT September 7, 2009 →

If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn’s sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn’t want to fry people, Michael wants soldiers to smoke, and kidnapping kids is bad.  … Continue reading MVDRT August 31, 2009 →

Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what’s possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500,000 is nothing.  You should take the JFK assassination tour, you COULD take the Manson … Continue reading MVDRT August 18, 2009 →

Tonight’s broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight’s show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don’t post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a … Continue reading MVDRT August 9, 2009 →