Monday Night Chores

Finally your favourite retro wrestling podcast is back! The Monday Night Chores have ditched Sam for the night and replaced him with the encyclopaedia of wrestling GG for a special watch of the 1996 WWF Slammy Awards!  Who doesn't want to take a look at who had the best buns or what the crime of the century was back in 1996 as decided by Vince McMahon!? Expect to see a lot of boring Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels being a bit of a tool and you get to see A LOT of Sunny! Oh and check it out for Undertakers sex noise!  All of that AND after a night at CXW wrestling we have guest appearances loads of people so don't forget to click the links and give them all a follow -  GG.On.Wrestling - https://twitter.com/GGonwrestling CXW -  https://www.facebook.com/ChampionshipXtremeWrestling Luna Trix - https://www.facebook.com/Wrestlerlunatrix The Virus Kane Michael - https://www.facebook.com/VirusKaneMichael The Beards Atlas & Maddog - www.https://www.facebook.com/BEARDSATLASMADDOG The Bulk & Big Dave - https://www.facebook.com/theukpitbulls Bad Boy Joey Naylor - https://www.facebook.com/BadBoyBrand85  

Welcome to the number one retro wrestling podcast.  Three guys watch back the Monday Night Wars between WCW Nitro and WWE Raw to decide which was the greatest.  Another week of mediocre wrestling as WWF Raw limps its way to Wrestlemania.  The only question is how much longer will the pointless training montages of Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels training for their iron man match can we endure? Lex Luger does probably his best in ring work to date, and thats because he doesn't actually have to wrestle anyone!  Hulk Hogan is still hanging out with the Booty Booty Booty Man while the endless feud involving Ric Flair, Arn Anderson and Macho Man continues. But the real question is can Dave superkick off Gaz's head?!

Welcome back to the number one retro wrestling podcast documenting the good, the bad and the awful from the Monday Night Wards between WWE Raw and WCW Nitro.   After an extra week off the Chores boys are back and if for a 1996 treat! In the Nitro main event Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair and a whole host of lumberjacks are there with straps for one of the strangest stipulation matches we've ever seen.  While Lex Luger continues to shine!    On Raw we get he usual rubbish with Roddy Piper cutting an awkward promo and in the main event Mr Black Glove himself Diesel gets involve in the probable 5 star classic when Yokozuna and the Undertaker team up against The British Bulldog and Owen Hart.  But on a plus point Stone Cold Steve Austin has arrived! 

Back once again is the number one retro wrestling podcast in all of Essex, maybe the world!! Never before have 3 men done a better job of reviewing WCW Nitro and WWE Raw!    This episode not only is Sam back but we are served up wrestling treats rom Big Bubba, Sting, Renegade, The Road Warriors, Harlem Heat, Kevin Sullivan, Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Macho Man, The Bootyman and Hulk Hogan.  But would you believe the stand out performance could possibly come from the wrestling moron Lex Luger!? Neither could we!   Over on Raw Vince McMahon has a dentist wrestle a snake handler, a ninja wrestle a very wet muscly man, a Samoan pretending to be a sumo wrestler takes on a Canadian and a Brit.  Plus Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels spend a life time telling each other how amazing they think each other is.  Something tells me those two will go on to be life long friends........ Oh we have more Billionaire Ted Turner skits, please make it stop!!!!!! 

Come join the number one retro wrestling podcast as we journey back to the Monday Night Wars and sit through each episode of WWE Raw and WCW Nitro.   Finally the day all the Monday Night Chores fans have been waiting for, Sam Wakefield is possibly gone, or is he?! Join Gaz and Dave as they get to enjoy WCW debut England's most terrifying creature, the Loch Ness Monster.  Hulk Hogan is staring down the barrel of back to back defeats, but that could never happen could it?!   On Raw Razor Ramon has shifted his attention to loving kids and saving them from homosexuals! Tatanka is in the main event for some mind boggling reason. And Diesel has an axe! And he's only gone and destroyed the Undertaker's coffin!! You don't tug on Superman's cape and you do not chop up a pretend Undertaker's casket!    Big ups to the following for being our stand in Sam - GG On Wrestling - @GGonwrestling Making Kayfabe - @MakingKayfabe Sweet Chinwag Podcast - @SweetChinwag Al Day - @redbeardpirate1 The Year of Duke & Rogue - @YearOfPod The Hardest Part of the Ring - @ApronBump  

Come and enjoy the best retro wrestling podcast that takes a look at the Monday Night Wars between WWERaw and WCW Nitro.  Picking out the good, the bad and the ridiculous for your enjoyment.     Over on Nitro this week a bunch of midcard talent gets the spotlight with Chris Benoit weirdly getting a title shot and Marcus Bagwell gets to wrestle Ric Fair.  After one victory the Road Warriors are getting a title shot and who knows will Lex Luger have another plan on cheating to win?!   If you like it Raw you are in for a treat.  Bret Hart is there, so is the Undertaker.  Shawn Michaels wrestles.  Diesel is there.  Its about as stacked as you can get.  But whenever Vince gives with one hand he takes away with another as we get more of the terrible Billionaire Ted skits!    Oh and bah gawd on WCW The Cleaner has arrived!!! Broom in hand, ready to send shockwaves through Arn Anderson's back! 

Once again the number 1 wrestling podcast is back and watching the Monday Night Wars like their lives depend on it!   WCW Nitro Eric Bischoff kicks things off with a bang throwing out the biggest stars going by having Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair square off.  A match where Miss Elizabeth's footwear is pivotal! What a rush the Road Warriors are here and massively underwhelming.  After her shocking debut Madusa is back and shooting on a legit legend for no apparent reason!  And in typical WCW fashion the main event of Macho Man Randy Savage and the Giant is a let down!    We have WWERaw starting to find some momentum perhaps! Well not during the opening match between the British Bulldog and Kevin Nash.  But on a plus point Sunny is back, a new general manager debuts in the most fantastic fashion possible! And finally we get to see Shawn Michaels wrestle a match against the monster Yokozuna.  No prizes for guessing HBK is a bit of a tool, but an entertaining tool.  And HAVE A NICE DAY! Mrs Foley's little baby boy makes his debut! 

Come and join the best retro wrestling podcast as FINALLY Vince McMahon serves up a half decent episode of Raw! Sunny is still sexy, Vader makes his TV debut and goes crazy before punching in a bin! Shawn Michaels is back, he's obnoxious and we LOVE IT!  The less said about the main event the better, but get least it involves the Excellence of Execution Bret "Hitman" Hart. Over on Nitro Macho Man Randy Savage with a gaggle of hot chicks can't save the day as screwy finishes are the theme of the night.  Will Ric Flair lose his title belt? Will we finally see him actually wearing the belt?  Can Sting and Lex Luger be a harmonious team and win the tag team titles?  Will Hulk Hogan be able to beat One Man Gang, (spoilers) of course he does! But the real question is will Hulk and Savage ever shut up (spoilers) of course they don't?!?!?

The best retro wrestling podcast is back and with a bang as we have Sunny being sexy and making us wonder what its like to do it raw for nearly an hour! on WWE Raw Dok Hendrix interviews Goldust and Little Dustin while Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler can't quite decide if they like homosexual people or not.  Steve Austin takes on Broken Matt Hardy, or something similar to that. Shawn Michaels is still sad and the Brothers of Destruction face off, well least an Undertaker and a Dentist do. Over on WCW Nitro the Chores Chaps are treated to Randy Savage and Lex Luger going toe to toe.  Brian Pillman gets knocked around by Arn Anderson.  Public Enemy make their highly anticipated debut and spoilers, its rubbish.  But praise be we get to watch Sting wrestle Ric Flair!  But BOOO we have to watch Hulk Hogan vs Meng!! Just a standard days work during the Monday Night Wars.

Welcome back to the best retro wrestling podcast, the Monday Night Chores. Watching WWF Raw and WCW Nitro from the 90's so you don't have to! As 1996 is underway Vince McMahon gives us Jeff Jarrett looking proper 90's, Ahmed Johnson wrestling a jobber in THE worst trousers you'll ever see.  And if you're a fan of needless Shawn Michaels segments then you are in for a treat!  Over on WCW Nitro we get a dream match between William Regal and Eddie Guerrero, Sting looking a chump and Hulk Hogan being Hulk Hogan with Macho Man, Ric Flair and Arn Anderson.  Oh, ITS AUSTIN ITS AUSTIN!! Well it is Steve Austin, but not quite the Texas Rattlesnake!!

Come and enjoy the best retro wrestling podcast going!  Finally we can say goodbye to the dreadful 1995 and hello to sunny days of 1996!  We kick things off with the absolutely insane Raw Bowl, and a new 12 time champion in Ric Flair on Nitro.  Although does he have the belt or doesn't he?  To kick 1996 off right we also invited our good chum GG from There's Something About Wrestling to join in with the fun and frolics of the Monday Night Chores.

One of the most infamous moments in the Monday Night Wars as Alundra Blayze turns up on WCW Nitro and chucks the WWF Women's title into a bin!  Ric Flair and Eddie Guerrero face off in a dream match! While over on Raw..... well the less said about Raw probably the better.  Lets just say that Yokozuna vs Razor Ramon isn't the 5 star Dave Meltzer classic we'd hoped for.  But the end of one of the worst years in wrestling history is in sight!  There is light at the end of the wrestling tunnel for the Chores boys! 

The end of 95 is in sight.  Shawn Michaels is still sad.  Sting, Lex Luger, Macho Man and Hulk Hogan are still bickering like little children.  Bret Hart and Bob Backlund manage to wrestle the most boring match ever.  Mr Wonderful picks a fight with the 4 Horseman with pretty wonky results.  Oh and Ahmed Johnson is so pumped up he nearly manages to irish whip a jobber to the moon!  Monday Night Chores THE best retro wrestling podcast you'll ever find! 

Bob Backlund goes insane putting people in the cross face chicken wing for fun.  We find out from Vince McMahon that Shawn Michaels injury is our fault, so feel guilty people! Over on Nitro we get plenty of American sports stars turning up, but WCW seem to have no clue what to do with them. AND Lex Luger and Macho Man put on a clinic for the world title, although that could be a lie! The only way to find out is by taking a listen to our show! WHABAM!

Hulk is here, there and everywhere on Nitro.  Is this finally the day his biggest fan Gaz has had too much red and yellow for one evening!? You'll have to listen to find out.  While you're at it you can hear about how an urn was repurposed to make the biggest gold chain you've ever seen, much to the Undertaker's annoyance!  Beware the weaponised roses from yoga exerts! All this and more from 3 dudes who are (probably) the official voices of wrestling in Kenya! 

*We had a few people say they had issues with the last file so reuploading this episode* Diesel is fed up of being a corporate stooge.  Owen Hart hits the enziguri of death on Shawn Michaels.  And finally Gaz and Sam's boyhood favourites clash on Nitro when The Immortal Hulk Hogan battles STING! Was it a five star classic, well obviously not! But least we get Eddie Guerrero vs Ric Flair, well we don't get that either, but Nitro is trying! WHABAM!

Diesel is fed up of being a corporate stooge.  Owen Hart hits the enziguri of death on Shawn Michaels.  And finally Gaz and Sam's boyhood favourites clash on Nitro when The Immortal Hulk Hogan battles STING! Was it a five star classic, well obviously not! But least we get Eddie Guerrero vs Ric Flair, well we don't get that either, but Nitro is trying! WHABAM!

Monday Night Chore's Gaz and Sam pit their wrestling brains against the Making Kayfabe boys in a quiz to define the ages! Joined by loads of our other friends from the world of pro wrestling and podcasting, do the Chore's boys know their stuff?  Will Making Kayfabe come out the heavyweight champions of wrestling questions?  Will anyone be able to guess the other podcast who pulled out at the last minute?!  Download and take a listen! 

Hulk Hogan LARPing as Westley from The Princess Bride? Check.  The man who will eventually run WWE, Triple H rolling around in pig food? Check.  Eddie Guererro putting on a top quality match? Obviously check.  Mabel having a SQUASH match? Check.  Nitro and Raw being amazing shows? Well not quite.  Plenty of references to people Dave, Gaz and Sam wen to school with?  It wouldn't be the Monday Night Chores without it! 

Finally your favourite wrestling podcast hits double digits with episode 10!  We treat ourselves to an interactive episode of WCW with knock off Hulk Hogan wrestling knock off Ultimate Warrior.  Over on Raw we get the British Bulldog trying to convince us he's not sweating when he is, infact dripping in the stuff.  Will Sam treat us to any more singing, will Gaz use the phrase "alluding to", will Dave remember its The Giant and NOT the Big Show? All these questions are answered and more in the latest earth shattering episode of the Monday Night Chores!  

Have you dreamt of Sam singing a mildly successful tag team from 95's theme tune? YES!  Then this episode is for you! We join Raw which has gone down the Halloween themed route.  We join WCW where the promos try and out do each other with stupidness.  Let the Monday Night Chores boys take you by the hand and guide you through this petrifying pair of shows, brother! 

Finally a giant block of ice arrives on Nitro housing the YET TAY! Raw has an awful main event and even worse battle royal.  Can Macho Man against Kurasawa save the day, well no it doesn't! It's still worth a listen as Sam gives us some mid 90's rapping to make up for it! 

That's right some bonus content from the Chores chaps.  Dave and Sam take a look at a stroppy Bret Hart smashing the Granny out of Jerry "The King" Lawler at Summerslam '93 all because he wants to be called the King of Wrestling! Come on in and join the royal fun! 

Will Sting actually team with Ric Flair?  Will PG13 win the WWF Tag Team titles?  Will Disco Inferno turn up again?  Will Hulk Hogan wear black again? Will Jerry Lawler be able to cope being hoisted 4 meters above the ring?  All these questions and more answered by your favourite retro wrestling podcasting trio Dave, Gaz and Sam! 

Another journey into the world of 1995 wrestling.  We have the smallest cage in the world, Yoko Ono sneaking around the ring and Hulk Hogan dressed as the Milk Tray man.  So nothing too out of the ordinary! 

123 Kid losing again and again and again.  A fat little man dressing up as a fat little lady.  Watching Bret Hart being Bret Hart is the only thing to save the show!  Just a regular day at the office for the Monday Night Chores boys! 

Our first glimpse of The Undertaker, Meng and Yokozuna see who can do the most nerve holds during a match.  Shawn Michaels and Diesel getting everywhere possible, the Smoking Guns running around wet and without shoes, and don't forget Hulk Hogan in a neck brace! Just a regular day in the world of the Monday Night Chores. 

Do you like constantly hearing about Dean Douglas?  Do you like Macho Man weight lifting on the set of Baywatch?  Do you like two incredibly large men slapping each other?  Do you enjoy hearing 3 dudes with attitude talking about all those things?  Then this episode is for you! Swing by and enjoy the fun! BANZAI!!!!!!

The second episode of the Monday Night Chores we get to compare Raw and Nitro.  We've got the match of the century Lex Luger v Hulk Hogan, we get the King talking over EVERYBODY.  It's safe to say this is probably the best podcast since the little old lady said wheres the beef! 

On this pilot episode of the Monday Night Chores, Dave, Sam and Gaz take a look at the first ever episode of Nitro and endure an entire show of Mongo commentary and Scott Norton running wild in the Mall of America.....