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Not Qualified is primarily a film podcast where two dudes who are not, uh, qualified, review and talk about the films, games, TV, and books they love (or hate). If you desire a couple of true cinephiles, these guys are NOT the dudes you're looking for. Sit back, have a drink, and join in the conversation on Not Qualified!

Zef Foster and Joe Farmer

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    • Oct 13, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 92 EPISODES

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    Not Qualified to Keep Ranting About B-Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 40:35


    You still like Jazz?

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    Not Qualified to Rant About B-Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 29:00


    You like Jazz? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/notqualifiedtv/message

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    Not Qualified to Have a Fever Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2023 24:15


    Movies you used to fall asleep to the sound of the DVD menu with. Among other things...

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    Not Qualified to Laugh at Leslie Nielsen and Cry at Rob Schneider

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 41:37


    You like comedy? Do I have news for you!

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    Not Qualified to Come On and Go Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 46:45


    Barbie? I hardly knowie.

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    Not Qualified to Record Our Worst Episode Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 37:13


    Seriously.

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    Not Qualified to Be Strange, Again, In Different Realities

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 36:56


    Sam Raimi? I barely knowey

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    Not Qualified to Be a Desaturated Serial Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 47:14


    David Fincher? I barely know her.

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    Not Qualified to Draft Films We've Never Seen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 25:15


    With the number one pick in the 2023 Idiot Draft, 'Not Qualified' selects... themselves!

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    Not Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 43:11


    Finished!

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    Not Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 30:06


    This is a 3 parter. I know, yawn. Listen, though.

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    Not Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 61:41


    It's been a year.

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    Not Qualified to Yep (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 50:31


    What if clouds were hungry

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    Not Qualified to Yep (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 25:04


    Plan 9 from outer space with a monkey

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    Not Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 58:58


    Again? Heh.

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    Not Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 46:19


    We catch up for the first time since last Fall. Wow.

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    Not Qualified to Save Jungle Children or Crash my Scion-TC

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 42:14


    You're the wizard of loneliness

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    Not Qualified to Slash

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 55:10


    Happy Spooktober, losers! Sleep tight and don't let your boyfriend into the bedroom if he's wearing a sheet over his head with glasses on top.

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    Not Qualified to Smile

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 36:50


    Hope you have a competent dentist. I've heard Preston is great.

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    Not Qualified to Have Grit, Gremlins, Garbage, or Gonk Droids

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 29:40


    We were supposed to talk about True Grit - we did, some. Let's just say you get a lot of bonus content in this one.

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    Not Qualified to Put Everything on a Bagel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 30:50


    This movie is like if the "tOtaLLy RanDOM" humor of the 2009 iCarly era coalesced into a movie for grown ups - and it was actually really good! Nihilism is bad.

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    Not Qualified to Once Again Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 26:00


    Remember Obi-Wan? Consider this Obi-Two.

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    Not Qualified to Have a Jar of Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 21:00


    yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum

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    Not Qualified to Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 35:31


    So the guy from the movie came back and now he did a thing for nerds to watch and we watched it

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    Not Qualified to Have a Purdy Mouth or Be on Netflix

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 18:13


    This week Noah and Zef talk about two films which pair wonderfully together - Deliverance, and The Man From Toronto

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    Not Qualified to Give You an Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 1:46


    Where are we? Where have we been? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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    Not Qualified to Laugh on Cue

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 44:05


    Sitcoms: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Enjoy!

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    Not Qualified to be Symmetrical in the Mountains of Eastern Europe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 13:54


    Say yes to the Wes

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    Not Qualified to Commit Crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 18:05


    Sam Raimi, remember him?

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    Not Qualified to Get Our Heads in the Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 14:38


    Getcha getcha getcha getcha

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    Not Qualified to be Ryan Reynolds

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 36:00


    Every Ryan Reynolds film, ranked (ok, kinda).

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    Not Qualified to Deconstruct Your Greek Myth

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 6:38


    Hercules (2014) directed by Brett Ratner is a movie, we believe

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    Not Qualified to Be Vengeance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 40:46


    The Batman is out - is it the best live-action adaptation of the character? Call in and tell us!

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    Not Qualified to Survive 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 24:07


    Our top movies of 2021. What are your favs?

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    Not Qualified to Eat Chocolate Cake

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 16:35


    My ~

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    Not Qualified to Finish the Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 13:26


    Cortana needs to wear some clothes.

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    Not Qualified to Be An NPC

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 14:15


    Free Guy? More like Free Guy Ritchie amirite

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    Not Qualified to Die in Korea Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 45:04


    Squid rhymes with Syd

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    Not Qualified to Die in Korea

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 12:29


    Remember Squid game?

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    Not Qualified to Find Space Clams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 13:37


    Prospect! The movie. Yes.

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    Not Qualified To Ever Ever Ever Get Back Together

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 8:58


    I don't know about you, but I

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    Not Qualified To Go Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 33:16


    Spider

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    Not Qualified Special: Spider-Man Retrospective

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 21:15


    Spider-Man? Never heard of her

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    Dune

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 18:11


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    Fall Catch-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 30:49


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    You, Season Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 37:36


    Listen to Joe rant about how dumb season three of "You" is.

    Ranting About David Lynch... Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 20:02


    Why?

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    Prince of Darkness (Halloween BOOnus Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 25:35


    Boo! Heh. You should have seen the look on your Satan Jell-O.

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    Censor (Spooky Season Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 30:33


    This week the guys REDACTED

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    The Ritual (Spooky Season Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 21:43


    Boo! Heh. Should have seen the look on your face.

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    Video Games and European Shout-outs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 20:22


    Ah yes, we've been expecting you... you'll have to fill out these forms before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

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