Not Your Mother's Archie - The Mom & Son Riverdale Review Podcast

Riverdale is back, and so is Not Your Mother’s Archie! Going back to their old ways, the mom and son duo discuss two episodes - Chapter 36: “Labor Day” and Chapter 37: “Fortune and Men’s Eyes.” In it, they talk about Archie’s temporary tattoo, how D&D (really) works, and how EVERYONE is a Serpent now. Plus, they try to answer the burning question: Who’s the Gargoyle King? And, more importantly, why do we have cyanide? Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

It’s the Season 2 finale of Riverdale, and the mom & son duo have much to talk about! This week, Janet & Jimmy discuss Chapter 35: “Brave New World”. In it, they debate the awkward Lodge dinners, reality vs. television, and how Fred is the most perfect person ever. Plus, the two go way off-topic more than usual. You’re welcome. Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Because of a technical difficulty, the podcast was cut short after 15 minutes. Our apologies. But, Janet and Jimmy still have a lot to discuss about Ch. 34: “Judgment Night.” In it, the mom and son duo debate Cheryl’s arrow skills, the possibility of multiple Black Hoods, and how the episode should be called, “Riverdale: Infinity Wars!” Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

After a self-imposed hiatus, Janet and Jimmy are back for a double-sized spectacular! Just like the old days, they review two episodes: Chapter 32: “Prisoners” and Chapter 33: “Shadow of a Doubt.” In it, the mom and son duo debate the correct pronunciation of words, discuss clutter in a digital space, and try to figure out how ringtones work. Plus, they try to answer the question on everyone’s minds: why isn’t Riverdale singing anymore?! Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

It's an episode you'll never forget as Janet and Jimmy discuss Chapter 31: "A Night to Remember." In it, they surmise that Fred Andrews is a one-person crew, cast Janet in the show, and discuss why this musical episode is the best piece of television they've ever seen...ever! Plus, the mom and son duo try to answer the question: why don't all books have pictures? Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Bust down the Cooper's door and prepare as Janet & Jimmy talk about Chapter 30: "The Noose Tightens." In it, the two imagine what a polite rescue would look like, remark on the beautiful yet ill-timed Choni kiss, and discuss the history of Hollywood tax incentives. (It's interesting, we promise!) Plus, the mom & son duo try to answer the question: Do Veronica and Archie ever have time for themselves? Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

It's another jam-packed episode of Riverdale and Not Your Mother's Archie as Janet & Jimmy discuss Chapter 29: "Primary Colors." In it the mom & son duo discuss why you don't ask crime bosses for favors, Jimmy explains how Reggie is a lot like Doctor Who, and Janet finally shows us her dark side (wig not included). Plus, they try to answer the question on everyone's mind: Andy Cohen?! Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Janet and Jimmy have so much to talk about in this jam-packed episode! This week, they try to cover everything that happened in Chapter 28: "There Will Be Blood". Janet discusses the merits of living near a prison, Jimmy describes the Cheryl acne commercial accompanying the episode, and the two imagine they're favorite brunch. Plus, the mom and son duo try to answer the question: how many bathrooms are in the Cooper's house?! Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Riverdale is back and so is Not Your Mother's Archie! After a month of literally doing nothing, Janet & Jimmy are back to discuss Chapter 27: "The Hills Have Eyes". In it, they discuss how gross the Vughead kiss was, herald the burgeoning Cheryl/Toni relationship, and imagine the very weird Chic at his day job. Plus, the mom and son duo try to answer the question: what's a third rail? Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Surprise! Even though there's been no new episodes for awhile, Janet and Jimmy couldn't resist talking about the show anyway. They test if either of them remember anything from the show, discuss what they're looking forward to next, and imagine their ideal episode. Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Get out those ballots 'cause Janet and Jimmy try to find a new mayoral candidate while discussing Chapter 26: "The Tell-Tale Heart." The mom and son duo also discuss the scariest cartoon ever made, imagine a commercial for Pop's Diner, and debate whether or not Dark Betty is actually good for Betty. Plus, they try to answer the question: where is Jellybean Jones? Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

This week, Janet and Jimmy discuss Chapter 25: "The Wicked and the Divine". In it, they discuss Janet's unconventional job aspirations, Jimmy's ("goofy") confirmation, and how Riverdale is a lot like LOST. Plus, they try to answer the question: what exactly is an angel? Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMApod to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Roll those storytelling dice and get ready as Janet & her son, Jimmy, discuss Chapter 24: "The Wrestler." This week they discuss how Archie is akin to Batman, imagine an all-robot version of the show, and invent a new "Where's Waldo" game starring Nana Rose. Plus, they try to answer the question: how did Archie learn to be such a great wrestler so quickly? Follow Janet ( @gma_robertson ) and Jimmy ( @jimmy_robertson ) on Twitter. Don't forget to use the hashtag #NYMA to discuss and share the show! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

HAPPY 2018, EVERYONE! Janet and Jimmy are back after a long winter break, and they, just like the characters in Riverdale, have forgotten everything about the first half of season 2! This week, the mom and son duo discuss Chapter 23: "The Blackboard Jungle". In it, they compare the Blossom family to various Disney villains, explain what the "Purge" is, and congratulate Sweet Pea on that awesome turtleneck. Plus, they try to answer the question on everyone's mind: why did an FBI agent recruit a teenager?! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Set out your candy cane Jenga tree and pour a glass of scotch for your evil allies 'cause it's Christmas in Riverdale! This week, Janet and her son, Jimmy, discuss Chapter 22: "Silent Night, Deadly Night." They discuss Jimmy's favorite tv tropes; debate where to send Superman a bill, and imagine a full backstory for Ashley, the extra in the background. Plus, "Nana Watch: 2017" comes to a close as the greatest grandmother in the world has been found! Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

This week, everyone is playing "Nana Watch" - the cool, new, interactive game that Janet and Jimmy just made up! The mom and son duo also review Chapter 21: "House of the Devil." They discuss the booming business that is the Riverdale tattoo-removal shop, plan a proper Serpents retirement party, and ship everyone under the sun! (FP and Alice, forever!) Plus, the two finally ask the hard-hitting question: what exactly is a Serpent? Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Jimmy and his mom, Janet, are back after a short hiatus to discuss Chapter 20: "Tales from the Darkside." This week they talk about Cheryl's amazing drawing abilities, propose another spin-off series with Nana Rose and the wheelchair lady, and try to choose between Rosie and Chosie (Rosie all the way!). Plus, they try to answer the questions: how late do custodians work? Where do you get a pig's heart? And what, exactly, is Jingle Jangle? GO HOME! Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

This week, Janet's just done with this Black Hood nonsense and wants it to end quickly. She and her son, Jimmy, review Chapter 19: "Death Proof." They discuss how there are no consequences in the show for our beloved characters, find a new ship name for Reggie & Josie, and remind themselves just how disgusting candy was in the past. Plus, Jimmy continues to make bad jokes and mispronounce words. Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

It's Janet's birthday(!) and to celebrate the mom & son duo are reviewing Chapter 18: "When a Stranger Calls." They discuss Mom's badass sorority, the parallels to Little Shop of Horrors, and Black Hood's holiday wrapping classes. Plus, Janet continues to learn new slang. Grab a star and put it on! Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

This week, Janet and her son, Jimmy, discuss Chapter 17: "The Town That Dreaded Sundown." They discuss Mom's (very specific) handwriting competition, majoring in Batman, and how Jughead is the new Archie. Plus, Jimmy and Janet give their insane, silly (and perhaps true) Black Hood predictions. (Heads up: there's a faint horn blaring in the background for a minute or two starting at 39:30. Just so you know: you're not imagining things, it's us. Couldn't be avoided; sorry!) Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Janet and Jimmy may be on the opposite ends of the country once again but that doesn't mean the duo doesn't discuss the drastic deviations of this drama. They terribly segue into Janet's happy vigilante circle, an imaginary Scooby-Doo/Riverdale crossover, and how Sheriff Keller & Fred Andrews are the only good parents on the show. Plus, Janet's Fun Facts! Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Janet and Jimmy are once again in the same room together - but this time Janet visits Jimmy in New York! While there, they talk about Chapter 15: "Nighthawks." The duo discusses the return of Dark Betty, where Riverdale is geographically, and Archie's hair salon therapy. Plus, Janet continues her search for Archie's abs. Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

After a long hiatus (one week!) Janet and Jimmy are back to discuss Season 2 of Riverdale. They talk about the introduction of Hiram Lodge & a new Reggie, plan Jimmy's future bachelor party, and imagine a spin-off show with Pops & his twin brother. Plus, Jimmy introduces Janet to the concept of 'shipping'. Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by this devastating hurricane season, the Las Vegas shooting, and the California wildfires. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

It's the season finale of Riverdale, and Janet & Jimmy are excited to talk about it! They discuss how Fred Andrews can never become president; the emergence of the original love triangle between Archie, Betty, & Veronica; and bras, bras, bras! Plus, they answer the question on everyone's mind: whatever happened to Nana Rose? Our fundraiser is still going strong until the end of the year! For every review we get on iTunes we'll donate $1 towards organizations that help people affected by the devastating hurricane season, especially Puerto Rico. So, please like, subscribe, and review this podcast. (5 stars, please!) We truly appreciate it. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Season 1 is almost done as Janet and Jimmy review episodes 111 ("To Riverdale and Back Again") and 112 ("Anatomy of a Murder"). The mom and son duo discuss their Top 5 moments, debate whether or not hand holding is gross, and unanimously agree that Betty & Jughead are the best couple in the whole show. Plus, we finally find out who killed Jason Blossom. This mom and son duo may not agree on everything, but there's at least one thing they can agree on: this is not your mother's Archie.

In this special mini-episode, Janet and Jimmy countdown the top 5 moments of episodes 109 ("La Grande Illusion") and 110 ("The Lost Weekend"). Plus, we finally meet Dark Janet. This mom and son duo might not agree on everything, but there's at least one thing they can agree on: this is not your mother's Archie.

A technical mishap happened on the way back from CA to NY, and so there is no new episode this week. Apologies! Also, Jimmy talks about how you can help people who have been affected by Hurricane Harvey and Hurricane Irma with a special promo that'll run until the end of the year.

This week, Janet and Jimmy are in the same room together for the first time! They discuss episodes 107 and 108: "In a Lonely Place" and "The Outsiders". The mom and son duo talk about how these characters are evolving, compare how selfish this version of Archie is, and debate what one should bring to a baby shower. Plus, they ask the question on everyone's mind: is this all secretly a part of JJ Abrams' masterplan for Star Wars? No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

This week Janet and Jimmy discuss episodes 105 and 106: "Heart of Darkness" and "Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!" They compare and contrast the Blossoms and the Coopers, introduce a new segment about the ever-emerging relationships, and spend way too much time talking about Jimmy's favorite topic: Batman. Plus, Jimmy's Betty/Polly theory is debunked. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

This week, Janet and Jimmy take a look at episodes 103 and 104: "Body Double" and "The Last Picture Show." They contrast and compare the new characters on the show with their comic book counterparts, wax poetic on the Romeo-and-Juliet-esque love story between Kevin & Joaquin, and imagine the inevitable Game of Thrones/Riverdale crossover we all know we desperately want. Plus, a surprise cameo at the end of the episode! No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Janet and Jimmy take a deep dive into the first two episodes of the hit CW show Riverdale. They compare and contrast the tv characters versus their comic book counterparts, discuss the relative hotness of everyone, and make predictions for not only the next two episodes but for the whole season! Plus, Jimmy admits who he really wants to see fall in love on the show. No matter what they discuss, this mom and son duo can at least agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.

Janet is a long-time fan of the original Archie. Jimmy is a long-time fan of teen dramas. Janet is also Jimmy's mom. Join the mom and son duo as they watch Riverdale, a show that's probably not targeted for either of them, and discuss it. Reviews, theories, predictions, and more await! These two may not always see eye to eye, but they can agree on one thing: this is not your mother's Archie.