What's up Kosher Franks? We made a Two Minutes to Late Night podcast! In each installment the writers of Two Minutes will listen to and discuss a universally reviled album.
Sweet Michael Flatley! This week on the podcast we have music critic and creator of the YouTube channel 'The Needle Drop,' Anthony Fantano! Listen to him whip up a bonkers festival lineup and workshop some new jokes on us.
Hot pudding! Pro wrestler Tommy End is on the podcast this week! He tells us about his favorite Dutch black metal band and we bond over our love for Integrity.
Whoah we had so much fun talking to Gina Gleason of Baroness. Spoiler alert: She ran her microphone through her guitar rig and used a lot of effects pedals to make us giggle with joy. This is only the first half of this episode. Become a Patreon patron and hear the whole thing plus every other episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com
Vegan hot dog! We goofed off with our friends KW and Vic who are the rad band Vile Creature. Beast Wars! This is only the first half of this episode. Become a Patreon patron and hear the whole thing plus every other episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com
Iced piss! It's punk comedian extraordinaire Chris Gethard and we talked for a very long time about all the good shit: CBGBs! Conspiracy theories! New Jersey! The full version is over 2 hours long so check it out by becoming a Patreon Patron today www.twominutestolatenight.com
Whoah it's Colin day on the pod! His new album rules. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com
Liam is maybe the most interesting dude in metal. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com
We talked to guitar boy Frankie about his dream music festival. This is the first half of the podcast but if you want to hear the whole thing you gotta become a Patreon Patron at www.twominutestolatenight.com
Hot salad! It's a commentary for our Halloween episode with Dave Davidson and five-and-a-half Austin Powers costumes. This was the sixth episode of our Patreon funded first season and a really, really fun one of us to make. If you want to see the video that goes with this podcast (lol) watch it and all our videos at honorableswords.com
Elephant ears! We got Kyle Kinane (Comedy Central, Adventure Time, Paradise PD, Those Who Can't, all-around punk comedy icon) being silly with the boys and talking about his dream festival which is also on a barge in a lake! It's super fun so we decided to release this one for free. Check out Kyle's new stand up album, Trampoline in a Ditch out now! https://kylekinane.com/ Jordan and Drew are happy to announce a new PATREON EXCLUSIVE Two Minutes to Late Night podcast called Festival Shmestival where we have our guests design their own music festival, but the catch is the first 10 picks have to be from their recently played (which could be anything from accidental plays to whatever their kids were listening to).Check it out and join our Patreon for more at www.honorableswords.com
Ayyyy paisanos. Jordan and Drew are happy to announce a new Patreon exclusive Two Minutes to Late Night podcast called Festival Shmestival where we have our guests design their own music festival, but the catch is the first 10 picks have to be from their recently played (which could be anything from accidental plays to whatever their kids were listening to). We'll be releasing more episodes soon on Patreon with our musician friends as guests, but for now, we figured we'd give you all episode one for free! Check it out and join our Patreon for more. www.honorableswords.com
Well, we have nothing to do so we watched Glenn Danzig's directorial debut, Verotika. Poor Jordan has now seen this movie twice. You know what to do: www.honorableswords.com
Hot salad! It's a commentary for our Hard Melissa starin' episode, Start Today. This was the fourth episode of our Patreon funded first season and a really, really fun one of us to make. Watch the video along with our commentary here: https://youtu.be/gstXh5dINA4
Another year, another bracket of all the terrible crap we were forced to listen to. It's the battle of the shit lords. Who will win? Gene Simmons? Insane Clown Posse? Who's worse? Find out! www.honorableswords.com
This is the fixed version with the proper ending. If you were wondering how the monologue about horses ended, skip to around 1:14 SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! The gang has in an improvised debate for the first time in over a year. Jeremy and Lucie vs. Jordan and Katie with his honorable Judge Drew in sunglasses picking the shitty topics. You love to see it! www.honorableswords.com
Jackfruit jalopy! It's another commentary episode! This week we dive into the making of our Gina Gleason episode and it's many, many cutaways. What is this, Family Guy? Kind of, yeah :( Watch Episode 3 with our commentary on youtube here: https://youtu.be/jIHBfZvv3aU
Jordan and Drew talk about Beast Wars. Why not? We look into what it meant to own DVDs, why the new Watchmen TV show is better than the new Star War TV show, and a lot of medium quality impressions. Pete Holmes sucks. www.honorableswords.com
god damn it we accidentally gave Gene Simmons episode 69. Not on purpose, we swear. Lucie's back and this one is real goofy. Hope you like hearing about Family Guy and Watchmen. www.honorableswords.com
Ohhhhh pancakes. It's another commentary episode. This week we're revealing how the insanity that was Contessa Stuto came to be. Plus the first Poseur Cops and some never before seen footage. You watch episode 2 along with our commentary on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/Msz3w9Cky3Q
Lizard lips! It's a commentary episode. The whole gang talks about start of our first full season with Episode 01 Walter Schreifels and the short film we made promote it (which you might have missed). If you want to watch the episode along with our commentary follow this link: https://youtu.be/NIvr0H4y_rU
We just flew in from Florida and boy are our arms tired (from waving for help... oh no... please help us). This week we've got Carson Pace from angry yell yell band The Callous Daoboys to talk with us about Limp Bizkit's triumphant return to being hated by our moms, "Gold Cobra." www.honorableswords.com
oh wow man, what do you think Trent Reznor is gonna look like this year? Katie and Drew sat down to discuss Van Halen's "Diver Down" and Nine Inch Nails "The Downward Spiral" and the result was friendship. www.honorableswords.com
This week the gang is joined by Comedian/New Jersey Hardcore scientist John Rosenberger, as they dissect the most controversial hardcore band amongst former WaWa employees, E-Town Concrete. www.honorableswords.com
I.... AM... ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR MAN! We listened to the first post-Ozzy, post-Dio, pre-the-second-dude-from-Deep-Purple Black Sabbath album and it was a real pile of Rat Salad. www.honorableswords.com
Oh crap, we're listening to Shatner talk over jazz and it's actually really great. We've got Ben from Khemmis here who picked the album and his band rules. Plus Lucie swings by to talk about how her boyfriend has seen dead people. www.honorableswords.com
REEEEAL Jeremy & Katie Hours! www.honorableswords.com
TOO MANY APOSTROPHES! Billy from Atlanta wizard bluegrass outfit, Cloak, joins us to discuss the last true Gn'R record, "The Spaghetti Incident." Meatballs and kazoos! www.honorableswords.com
This is the fixed version! Sorry if you listened to it the first time when it cut off after 48 minutes. Grandma, no! We're finally talking about the rap clowns with three-time former roommate and wet Nathan Lane impersonator, Sam Nulman. Grab a Faygo and sit down. www.honorableswords.com
This week Katie, Jordan, and Cat watched "Rock Star" with Mark Wahlber and now we think Zakk Wylde should play the Joker
This week, Jordan and Drew revisit the second ever episode of Two Minutes To Late Night. This was the episode they were most nervous about revisiting, which makes sense since this was the one they were most nervous to shoot. www.honorableswords.com
2ND TIMES A CHARM! The last time we talked about Tool on this podcast there was an uproar over Drew and Jeremy comments. it was 100% the most controversial episode of this podcast. Today, since it's the official release of Tool's first album in a Bar Mitvah's age, Jordan and Lucie wanted to try to discuss them from a completely unbiased perspective. Jordan has never heard Tool before today and Lucie has never had a dog in this fight. In this episode they discuss "Fear Inoculum" as well as 1996's "Aenema." Enjoy, you friggin soup babies.
A post-Vegas cool down where we talk about smooth lounge covers with our favorite Instagram celebrity, @insaneclampasta (aka extremely talented illustrator and comedian, Corey Largent). Sorry about the audio quality, Drew's cat knocked over his mic and broke it :( www.honorableswords.com
Jordan and Jeremy talk about Robyn and Propagandhi! DISCORD LINK https://discord.gg/P7vQZvb
Listen up you half butt puppets?? This week we time traveled back to the year 2004 when all of us watched this weird movie from 1994 on Comedy Central. Revisiting this movie was stranger than Judd Nelson's career choices www.honorableswords.com
THE DIRTY BLACK SUMMER IS OVER! Our cherub co-host Lucie Steiner returns to give her thoughts on cat litter demon prince and damn is this one is goofy. Also, this is technically our 50th episode. Mazel! www.honorableswords.com
Oops! All boys. Comedian and former roommate Sam Nulman (writer for Trixie Mattel and one half of the sketch group Pizza Time) joins us as we look at Danzig from an outsider perspective, but mostly just talk about being bullies. Watch Pizza Time videos here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUw1QFeFeNxqYOjp3A2ozJQ www.honorableswords.com
Dirty Black Summer ain't over yet. We've got another Danzig lifer, author Chris Krovatin (Kerrang! also he wrote some books!)here to talk about how this was his first Danzig album. Still sucks, though. www.honorableswords.com
Hey, it's the album that everyone warned us about. Our guests today are ridiculous t-shirt maker, Eric ( http://www.methsyndicate.com/ ) and the only person with a Danzig IV tattoo, our friend Ryan Rigley. www.honorableswords.com
Welcome to DIRTY BLACK SUMMER our full month of listening to those Danzig albums you're not supposed to listen to. Our guest is Santos Montano the drummer of Old Man Gloom and maybe the most notorious social media user in metal. www.honorableswords.com
Oh no, it's "Punk Goes Crunk." Joining us is stand up comic and former the Bled singer, James Muñoz. There are some audio problems between minute 10 and minute 20 but they work themselves out when we start talking about the album. www.honorableswords.com
This week, Jordan and Drew revisit the Pilot episode of Two Minutes To Late Night for the first time in 3 years. They give commentary on all 22 minutes and try their best to remember how the show happened in the first place. www.honorableswords.com
Grab your Hunter S. Thompson books you've never actually read and shine your $40 gold bullet necklace––we're listening to Avenged Sevenfold. www.honorableswords.com
All the boy shut up as Katie, Cat Jones (Kerrang!) and Emily Panic (THE Hard Melissa) talk about an underappreciated nu-metal band and the ramifications of the patriarchy on the music scene. Donate to our Patreon: www.honorableswords.com
We watch "The Dirt," a Netflix exclusive movie about Mötley Crüe. Turns out those boys are kind of jerks. donate to our patreon www.honorableswords.com
Drew and Jeremy are into Tool now. Great. Are you happy? Is this what you want from us? www.honorableswords.com
It's a movie episode! Donate to our Patreon: www.honorableswords.com
No one else could make it so Jordan and Drew talked about Spider-Man 3 for almost two hours because honestly, this was inevitable. Donate to our Patreon: www.honorableswords.com
We can't believe this happened but THE Spider One of Powerman 5000 came on the 'cast to defend his music and tear up Jordan's college band (https://dogmeat1.bandcamp.com/). This is the best episode of this podcast.
Ooooooh YEEE-AAAHH!!! We listened to famous WWF wrestler(and possible Earth's savior) Randy Savage's rap album and it totally whipped ass. Featuring Kerrang! Editorial Producer Cat Jones and A LOT of Macho Man impressions. www.honorableswords.com
All aboard the train to wholesomeville! This week Katie shows Jordan, Devo, and Jordan shows Katie, Kvelertak. The "vs" makes it seem like they are going to be debating but these episodes are about friendship and the joy of learning about new music.
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