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This isn't high tea with the Queen, just two queer grrrls and a pod. We're weird, queer, and we have a lot of things to talk about. Join Nicole and Yvie each week as we tell each other stories about our queer lives, and crack ourselves up along the way.

Qweird


    • Jul 21, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 158 EPISODES

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    #156 death by 1,000 papercuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 53:12


    on this week's indoctrination nation, we're getting into the small stuff. the itty-bitties that can add up to a whole heap of trauma. microaggressions. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #155 btw

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 92:51


    happy july, qweirdos! this month we're focusing on indoctrination. since our communities have been accused of such mischief for decades, we figured it was high time to do our part in this grand gay agenda we've all queerly conspired to perpetrate on the straights. this week we're talking about "conversion therapy" a.k.a. "reparative therapy" a.k.a. "reintegrative therapy." whatever they want to call it, we call it indoctrination. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #154 but i'm a cheerleader

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 58:16


    this year is the opal anniversary of this satirical sapphic cinematic sensation, so, of course, we had to celebrate. obviously, there are spoilers, if you can even call them that after 24 years. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #153 queer tantrumatum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 80:20


    queer love is all the rage these days, and the queer ultimatum definitely has some raging moments. whether you loved xander and yoly or hated vanessa, you gotta admit it was chock full of queer love. spoilers happen. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #152 fear the rainbow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 70:28


    happy pride qweirdos! what year is this again? with all the irrational fears of rainbow gear indoctrinating kids, it seems like we're reliving the 80s satanic panic queer-style. it's bananas! so let's celebrate the perseverance and resilience of LGBTQ+ communities and the fun, creative ways we fight back by highlighting the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. listen, we're more than here and queer. we're out and proud, and we're not going anywhere. be weird & stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/support

    #151 the rainbow oasis (ft. jj n tone)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 61:57


    somewhere over the rainbow, there's an oasis for the glittery ones! that's right, qweirdos, our pals jj & tone are working their tails off to say GAY every day in florida. they are establishing an assisted living facility for the silver foxes of the rainbow! currently, there are only two in existence in the united states, and they are in the blue country of cali, so the need is real. too many of our trailblazers are forced back into the closet or face severe abuse and discrimination in these facilities, so creating a safe space for our golden years is so important. and with the current climate of anti-lgbtq+ action, finding an oasis is paramount. you can find out more about the rainbow oasis here. you can purchase rainbow oasis merch here. you can donate to this amazing venture here. you can apply for a job here. you can contact jj & tone here. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/support

    #150

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 79:45


    hey there all you cool cats and punk pups! to celebrate mother's day, we thought it would be the cat's pajamas to yak about the loves of our lives...our furbabies. *content warning on this one for pet loss be weird & stay queer! xox - ny poop on the floor by @puppysongs on tiktok! (also known for cheese tax!) Model for art is the one and only, Keller Kitty!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #149 heavenly creatures

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 63:10


    we're back again, qweirdos! this month is dedicated to moms, and since some moms suck we're kicking it off with the wild and wacky world of juliet & pauline. based on a true story, these gals took pauline's mom out for more than just tea...they took her out. be weird & stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #148 lesbiphobia

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 71:24


    If you've ever heard the phrase “I just don't like the word lesbian” or if you've ever felt that lesbians get the short end of the strap, this one's for you. Stay weird xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #147 life partners (movie night)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 66:09


    this week we watched the bestie romp, life partners. you know the age old story of lesbian lass and straight sally finding love and the meaning of life while navigating the dramas of growing up and growing in your friendship. be weird & stay queer! xox- ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #146 serial killers ruin everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2023 50:16


    we're going down a really dark road, qweirdos. speaking of dark roads...serial killers ruined those too! they ruin everything except cheese and movies. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qweird/message

    #145 waxing romantic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 52:32


    this week we're taking long walks on the beach...having candle-lit dinners...reciting poetry about love and longing...bringing flowers, hand-picked of course. or we're crowing about romance. be weird & stay queer! photo cred: amos xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #144 lost and delirious (the raptor edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 60:40


    as usual, we are keeping you in the loop on what's new in queer culture with this month's movie review of the 2001 lesbian tragedy lost and delirious. content warning (mental health/suicide), spoiler alerts :), and heartbreak. be weird & stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #143 love bombs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 78:25


    hpvd qweirdos! this week we're droppin' love bombs. what are they? from where did they come? are we guilty? be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #142 GQ3

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 76:35


    in our final episode of eating our own, we're feasting on the newest season of l word gen q. spoilers everywhere. be queer & stay weird,  xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #141 good gone bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2023 79:32


    as we continue to eat our own, we're having a little ellen appetizer as we talk about her downfall from the "queen of nice" to the "queen of mean" then we move on to our main course of patricia highsmith, who penned "Carol" the first published lesbian love story with a happy ending turned rabid racist and anti-semite. we're going to have heartburn after this meal. xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #140 we are girl trash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 57:56


    in our first "we eat our own" episode we're trashing girl trash: all night long. this musical romp is wonderfully devoid of catchy tunes, invests in some hilariously cringy dialogue, and features some of the og l word side pieces. loved it! be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #139 new year, who you?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 45:39


    happy 2023 qweirdos! we know, we know...we've been gone forever, but worry not, we are back and ready for a perfect 7 of a new year! we've transformed ourselves and we're making some changes to the pod that we think will make our side of the rainbow a little more colorful! girl trash drunk aunt julie be weird and stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #138 krampus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 70:58


    it's the time of year when merry-making, cookie-baking, and fruit caking are in the air. children, young and old, reflect on whether they've been naughty or nice, but we've got news for you - krampus doesn't care. intro song original by pink williams. on tiktok @pink.williams cover art be queer & stay weird, xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #137 horrorscopes too

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 86:17


    whAt's your sign, Qweirdo? find out how horrible yoU really are and what kind of menAce best suits youR horrIble as we joUrney through the StarS in this seCond episode on all the wOrst qualities ouR zodiac signs have to offer. sPoiler - we find the answer to one of the zodiac's bIggest mysteries - nicOle's soulmate. #nicoleisperfect be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #137 horrible horoscopes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 88:10


    happy national pickle day (which was monday, btw), qweirdos! this week we're reaching for the stars to find out which kind of bad asstrological babe is most compatible with nicole (#nicoleisperfect). xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #136 finding financial freedom ft. barbara sloan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 100:40


    we've got a real post-halloween treat for you, qweirdos! this week we are talking to our friend and best-selling author, barbara sloan, about financial freedoM for tipped/gig workers. how dO you save money? what about a retirement plan? do you have an emergeNcy stash? barb offers really great advice for all of us who struggle with monEy and decisions around moneY, and the shame/power we have as qweirdos. xox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #135 clive and lottie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 47:35


    in our final Halloween episode of the year, we trAvel across the pond to meet a trUly strange woman, lottie, and her hauNted doll, clive. yvie had some issues wiTh the king, but never fear, nicole came through like a champ and rEally does the most american interview imaginable. it's chewsDay innit? stay creepy & be queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #134 scary doll sexy baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 86:31


    hey sexy babies, you know we love our dolls. theRe's something naturally creepy about a lot of dolls or evEn just old dolls who've been well-loved, and there's nothing we love more than haunted dolls! this year we bring you the misbehaviNg mr. fritz, a disembodied head of a ventriloquist dummy, who was made in a gErman pow camp during wwii. then we've got the miSchievous mandy creating mayhem at the museuM, and the tragic okiku trapped for eternity in her favorite baby doll - will hEr hair ever stop growing? and we cap the night off with a tribute to nicolE's love of twilight, and talk about that creepy baby renesmee. be creepy and stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #133 haunted af

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 55:54


    qwierdos! tHis week we are daring to dabble in the reAlm of the spirits and we're bringing yoU along for the thrill. hear tell of our triple mirror fiasco, yvie's summoNing of bloody mary, nicole's general Terror as we endeavor to call spirits through the ouija board, and literally the bEst game of light as a feather stiff as a boarD ever. be queer and stay creepy! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #132 the peterborough ditch murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 60:42


    happy october, all hallowed queers n queens! our favorite tiMe of year is finally here! to kick Us off on this month of mayhem and hoRror, we are bringing you the truly trippy true story of the peterborough Ditch murderer, joanna dennehy. it is definitely a true crimE classic, and a wild Ride. You can find us wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe, my pretties. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #131 secret lovahhhs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2022 77:50


    hey Qweirdos! this week We are confiding some of our most classified secrEts regardIng our most camouflaged cRushes...the ones we hid from the worlD, and the ones who hid us from theirs. be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #130 gaylor

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 87:53


    This week we are discussing Nicole's favorite topic, TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT!! Actually Gaylor Alison Swift (cause she's queer according to Nicole's years and years of research) We explore her lyrics through a queer lens, talk ex girlfriends, a find there is much more than meets the eye, as there always is with TS. Just remember~The rumors are terrible and cruel but honey, most of them are true ;) (I mentioned in the podcast fashion designer Christian Millian in the episode but I most definitely meant Christian Siriano) Check out "What Will I Say" and "The Archers" podcast for great Gaylor content. Also @swiftplanntika on tiktok, she explains how gaylor makes complete mathematical sense! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #129 jonny law

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2022 86:28


    hey qweirdos! in our wild, wild utes we had a few run-ins with the bluecoats and we're confessing all our indiscretions. well, at least the ones where we got caught.  be weird & stay queer, xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #128 Festival Fails

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 71:55


    This week on Qweird we end our "Michfest" series with an episode all about their controversies, much like how "Michfest" ended because of their controversies. We get into the problematic policies and acknowledge the part we may have played. You can find us wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe. xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #127 festie besties

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 72:07


    what's crackin' qweirdos! this week we continue our love/hate-fest with michigan womyn's music fest. this week is mostly about the love though. be weird & stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #126 amazon womyn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 55:48


    we're gettin' into it about the michigan womyns music festival - a week of camping in the woods for women (but not all women) only. we've been there, we've done that, and we're talking the good, the bad, and the transphobia. be queer & stay weird! xox - NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #125 Mawwaige (Marriage)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 84:40


    This week we are joined by special guests JJ and Tone to talk all things marriage. Listen in and hear about their *royal wedding, and how they plan to protect their marriage status during these crazy times. You can find us wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Queer! XOX-N&Y --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #124 Popularity Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 62:41


    Popularity: The state or condition of being liked, admired, or supported by many people. Tune in to see how popular (or unpopular) we think we are. This episode might be a little self indulgent, but also, it's a hoot. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe xoxN&Y --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #123 the awwwwwww

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 76:39


    this week we're going anti-ick, and talking about the awwwww. you know, those weird, quirky little things that make you go awwww about that special someone that aren't really explicable. stay weird & be queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

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    #122 the ick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 77:39


    this week we're talking about "the ick." that moment, that thing they do that makes them go from your boo to your boo who? be queer & stay weird, xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #121 lez poll

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 64:17


    we're back with our usual silliness after nicole finally caught the plague. this week we want to get to know each other and ourselves through real scientific means - buzzfeed quizzes. find out if we really are lesbians, what taylor swift era we live in, and whether or not we're psycopaths! be queer & stay weird! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #120 jenny pride

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 82:12


    happy pride month, qweirdos! to kick it off, we're comin' out with our absolute love and admiration for the most hated character of the og l word, jenny schecter. we know how brave this is, especially since it's been nearly two decades since it first aired (YIKES!), but you know we like to take on the hardest hitting of only the most current topics. still, jenny is still relevant today. she's messy, imperfect, a handful, relatable, and easily the most three dimensional of all the lez girls. be queer & love jenny, weirdo! xox - NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #119 gen q 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 81:14


    Hello Generation Q, (as in qweirdos) we are all new this week with a quick and thorough (as well as hilarious) recap of L Word: Gen Q, Season 2. Join us and catch up with all of our favorite disasters. Beware, spoilers abound! You can find us wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Weird and be Queer!! xoxN&Y --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #118 Ferndale Pride With Julia Music

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 55:25


    This week on Qweird we have special guest, Julia Music. Julia sits down with us and discusses all things Ferndale Pride 2022. Join us to find out all the details of this year's pride, along with what you can do to make it one of the best! Cheers Queers! Sadly Yvie was unable to join us so an special Cheers' to her --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

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    #117 rip roe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 64:05


    on this episode we mourn the impending death of roe v. wade. spoiler alert: we're pissed. be weird & stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #lezbe visible

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 64:02


    happy lesbian visibility week, qweirdos! nicole is back & we're talking lesbian visibility. why it matters. lesbian as a punch line. and claiming the identity. be weird & stay lesbian! xox - NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #115 constitutional christian cosplay

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 93:58


    hey qweirdos! bad new is #nicoleissick, but good news is yvie wrangled twins to get weird with this week. that's right, our old pal kal, along with kal's twinsie, jesse get political with yvie. we're talking nancy pelosi's "body double," tfg's medieval kingdom with a moat filled with alligators and venomous snakes, speculate that liz cheney was waterboarded as a teen, republican jesus, and most importantly never send an unsolicited proud boys pic. #GeorgeHahn be weird & stay queer! xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    Girlboss, Gaslight, Gatekeep #114

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 77:58


    Welcome back Qweirdos! This week we are talking about some of our (un)favorite girl bosses and girl bossing a little too close to the sun. We talk Lizzie, Anna and Heidi! Buckle up, it's a fun one!

    #113 catch-up

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022 70:02


    catch up with your besties, #nicoleisperfect & #yvieisbiggerthanahashtag! we've missed you and each other. be weird & stay queer! xox - NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #112 all hail kate mckinnon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 66:21


    this week we're starting our "muff diver" series and worshiping the coolest cat with a range, not mange-- the notorious kate mckinnon! only at qweird can you get the wikipedia article about kate read to you, and learn about kentucky nicole's weird overthinking of hugs. be weird & stay queer! xox -- NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #111

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 52:05


    This week we get into the age old question, how old is too old? And how young is too young? Justin was too young for Brian, right?! Especially if you follow the rule of 7s. Age difference in relationships is a complicated matter, so join us as we discuss if it really does matter. (Also, Nicole apologizes for not plugging her mic in-resulting in her sounding like she is 'live from the bottom of the ocean') Cheers Queers! xoxoN&Y --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #110 we're creepers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 63:37


    this week we're talking about our good ol' "stalking" days. don't worry qweirdos, we don't mean anything dangerous, but definitely cringy and creepy - the drive-bys to see if they're home, the cd with the one jewel song, and the barbie stuffed in the mailbox. yikes! be queer & stay weird, xox - NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #109

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 80:15


    this week we discover nicole's nephew's destiny is to become "florida man," we discuss "florida wall windows," and revisit old friends in old shows with boots on them. xox - ny --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

    #108 bullet holes & butterflies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 51:36


    this valentine's day we're tackling the hard-hitting topics: the st. valentine's day massacre, what's redder than a rose, but blood, the crazy history of the holiday, and some of our childhood memories. won't you be our valentines? be weird & stay queer, xox - NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

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    #107 potty mouth (ft. Kali)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 57:35


    sure everybody poops, but the first time you fart in front of that *special* someone can really stink. we've all got hilariously embarrassing stories about our bodily functions and the mayhem they can wreak, and we're sharing some of our faves with our old pal Kal. be queer & stay weird! xox - NY --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/qweird/message

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