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Two friends sit and talk while subjecting themselves to the world's worst and most commercially available beers.

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    • Aug 18, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    50. RHBR Origins: Genesee Red Eye #0 (Declassified Demo/Test Run)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 62:13


    In lieu of a regular episode, we're releasing a never-before-heard test run of the show that we recorded in August of 2019, discussing Genessee Red Eye beer. Not sure why we thought this wasn't good enough to release at the time--I honestly don't think we ever listened back to it. Oh well. Thanks for bearing with us as we work out scheduling and other life stuff behind the scenes. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week! Topics include: Nardwar, the news, bed bug economics, small-town crime, 50 Shades of Genesee Beer, etc. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us online @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    49. Genesee Lemon Strawberry Cream Ale (ft. Comfy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 107:59


    We're baaaaack! And we discuss Genesee's seasonal Lemon Strawberry Cream Ale amongst other extremely interesting topics with returning guest Connor from the band Comfy! Truly an episode for the history books--put this shit in mcgraw hill or whatever :) https://comfy.bandcamp.com/ https://dadstacherecords.com/store/comfy-volume-for https://amilliondollarsphl.bandcamp.com/ Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us online @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    RHBR RETURNS ON 8/8/21 WITH COMFY!!! [[NOT CLICKBAIT]]

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 1:23


    On AUGUST 8TH, 2021, Rock Hard Brew Reviews returns with a brand new episode featuring our first-ever returning guest -- Connor from Comfy!!! Stay tuned to our social media for clues about which beer we're covering! We're back, baby, and we're here to stay. Please spread the word about the show and leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts! We're pumped to get back into your little ears. https://dadstacherecords.com/store/comfy-volume-for https://comfy.bandcamp.com/ Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    48. Taking Stock Hard Year Review

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 49:24


    wow. its probably been a year since we started this show or something like that. what a treat it was to look back at all of our great podcasting achievements. we really are the best and have no real room for improvement. thanks for listening to this epic show

    47. Kona Longboard Island Lager

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 79:36


    we release episodes on island time now. surfs up motherf*****s Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter and instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    46. Hickory Dick Hard Dock Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 63:23


    we're losing our minds and decided to talk about nursery rhymes xDDDDDD Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter and instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    45. Newcastle Brown Ale

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 73:50


    thx for waiting we took a week off and now we're back baby.... we recorded this on 4/20 sooooo ya. you know :) the band Humble Pie said "Newcastle Brown can sure smack you down" i guess you'll have to listen to find out if thats true. dam why is the text so dark now lol Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter and instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    44. Red Stripe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 75:17


    This week we rated the beer and tried to figure out what a ham hock is... sooooo random like???? Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter and instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    43. Bell's Two Hearted Ale

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 86:07


    WE DRANK A GOOD BEER THIS WEEK WOW Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter and instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    42. Dos Equis ft. Bread Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 110:31


    Jacob and Red from the band Bread Boy join us to talk about Dos Equis! This is the most interesting episode in the world. We learned about the man behind the Dos Equis most interesting man ad campaign... and lets just say your heads are gonna EXPLODE. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter and instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    41: Box Hard Shoe Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 44:37


    Hey it's another weird one! We google image search some cool ass shoes and we talk about 'em. Hope that's okay! If it's not, too bad! Then we rate the coolest pair of kicks we found. We also talk about our lack of stimulus checks, gruesome injuries, very serious and definitely real medical conditions, and the hot new invention that's about to take the world by storm, "Sucks" TM. Check out our twitter @RHBR_pod for pics of the kicks! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter and instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    40: Miller Lite

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 86:14


    sorry for the late ep again, we needed a mental health weekend xD. this episode is reckless. remember we're stupid and doing parody ha ha Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    39: Tecate ft. Kyle Beam

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 84:55


    We're back on the normal schedule talking Tecate :) featuring Kyle Beam from the band Undeath. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    38: Kart Hard Scoop Rev-iews

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 62:30


    OOPS! another break in format :) we're playing mario kart again and talking SCOOPS (ice cream). room temperature ice cream is like a beer because you drink it. we're back on schedule with normal episodes and more guests next Sunday I promise!!!!!!!!!!!! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    37: Kart Hard Soup Rev-iews

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 64:03


    We took a break from the normal format to kick back, play mario kart and talk soups! a soup is like a beer because you drink both. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    36: Kirkland Signature Citra Hop Session IPA w/ Aurora Case

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 123:31


    Aurora (A Million Dollars, Comfy) joins us to drink/review Costco's "Kirky Sig" IPA! amilliondollarsphl.bandcamp.com comfy.bandcamp.com Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    35: Blue Moon Belgian White

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 79:48


    *Rage Against The Machine voice* "You justify those who died By wearing the badge BLUE MOON BELGIAN WHITE!" CMON Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    34: Bud Light Lime

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 84:22


    it'll be almost one year since we put out our first episode :') wish we reviewed a better beer to celebrate! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb stuff but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    33: Guinness Draught Stout

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 81:33


    GINISS DRAFT STOWT**** Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    32: Flock Hard Bird Reviews 3 - Flamingos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 73:20


    FlaminGO ahead and listen to this one!!! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    31: 12 Horses Ale (Genesee)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 77:17


    ¸¸.•*¨*•~♫♪ 12 HORSES...ALE BY GENESEE~*¨*•.¸¸♫♪ sung to the tune of "wild horses". sorry its a day late xD Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    30: Utica Club w/ Comfy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 111:01


    Connor from the band Comfy joins us to talk about his new album and decides which one of us belongs in the Utica Club (obviously its me, dylan). https://dadstacherecords.com/store/comfy-volume-for https://comfy.bandcamp.com/ Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

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    29: Southern Tier "Old Man Winter"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 78:54


    you mean to tell me old man winter and santa claws are two different people??????? Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    28: Shiner Bock w/ Megan

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 99:13


    pretty dark beer even tho its called SHINY bock...??? ft Megan (@megantrapani on instagram) Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    27: Fat Tire with Jack and Cass (full body 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 108:30


    RHBR PRESENTS THE FULL BODY 2 TAKEOVER!!! Guest starring Jack and Cass (@motivationalsneaker/@tears_for_fears_official on instagram). fullbody2.bandcamp.com Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    26: Rolling Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 69:08


    I... wanna ROLLING ROCK all night... and party EVERY DAY!!!! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    25: "Coors Seltzer 1 (Black Cherry/Lemon Lime)"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 69:15


    coors is SAVING THE PLANET by probably giving some water to some rivers or something but they aren't any of the cool rivers around here so... Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    24: Steel Reserve

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 61:10


    we're baaaaaaaaaack..... "i would walk to the ends of the earth for podcasts" - joey "the podcastinator" divein. steel reserves taste bad lol. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    23: The Legend Of Jack-O-Pump

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 44:08


    Your two favorite hosts break format once again to read through a spooky, mysterious script that Joey found in his new apartment entitled... "THE LEGEND OF JACK-O-PUMP". Happy Halloween you freaks. Thank you for continuing to listen, we love you

    22: SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR "Jack-O"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 73:11


    Wow whaddya know... Its the final week of SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR! What do you think folks, did you like it? Should we have called it something having to do with Oktoberfest instead of this stupid pun because after all we are a freaking BEER PODCAST?? Well whatever its too late now. We get to our nitty gritty feelings on Sam Adam's Pumpkin ale and have a darn blast while doing it. Also we teased a little something thats going on next week as well. Stay tuned for the special surprise we have comin but hey in the meantime, listen to this one why don't you!!! Rock on. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    21: SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR "Sam '76"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 88:43


    Wow I know we all can't believe it but SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR is back for week 3!!! This episode we talked Sam Adam's "Sam '76" crisp lager and let me tell you, this one comes at you fast folks. We were feeling loose because the beer actually tasted good and accidentally created characters and discussed topics that are too dangerous for this realm to handle. Beware... upon listening your power level will increase insurmountably and attract any other transcendental beings nearby. Enjoy! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    20: SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR "Octoberfest"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 71:15


    Welcome to week 2 of SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR!! This week we jump back into the Sam Adams Sweater Weather Variety Pack by reviewing their "Octoberfest" lager bcause at the end of the day, its October folks. What sucks is that they spell it with a "c" like normal... not with a "k" like is usually done for spelling OKTOBERFEST!!!! Huge missed opportunity if you ask me. Anyway we discuss a lot of random dumb shit like usual but like, in a funny way? Up to you to decide. A spooky story is told in a few different voices and we learn about a Sam Adams IPA so scary that its banned in 15 states?? What??? You'll have to tune in to find out!!!! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    19: SLAM AUTUMS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR "Boston Lager"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 80:42


    ROCK HARD BREW REVIEWS PRESENTS SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR BOO! Welcome to a very special month (aka October) where we will be reviewing each of the four beers contained within the Samuel Adams Sweater Weather Variety Pack! So get on your fuzziest sweater, watch some leaves fall off some trees and throw on your favorite beer podcast :) We kick things off with the classic "Boston Lager" because we are big fans of the movie Ted and love the Departed and stuff like that. Go Celtics!!! (rip). Joey tests his Peter Griffin impression and let me say... its wicked pissah! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    18: Keystone Light

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 76:02


    Hey hey everybody we're back with some more podcast and basically we drink the beer and its not very good??? ...um yeah so that happened. We do a deep dive into Keystone's very sick and good Augmented Reality Hunting promotion and just like pontificate about F$%#ing society, man. More like PODtificate if ya ask me... I don't really know what else to put here so I think that's gonna be it for the description folks. Thanks for reading but more importantly, LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!!! "Gosh Tina listen to this motherflipping episode u weird freak" - napolen dynamie 2 (2021) Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    17: Flock Hard Bird Reviews 2 - Emus

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 58:03


    SURPRISE!!! Its the 2nd episode of the critically acclaimed sub-podcast "Flock Hard Bird Reviews"! We gave reviewing Emus a shot and boy was it tough to find something wrong with these big birds. They're so cute and big!!!!!!! We listened to their call, learned a bunch of cool and exciting new facts about them (no boring ones) and imagined if they had swoopy hair! Emo Emus?? Very funny stuff here. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    16: Goose Island "312" with Terrin Munawet (GBMystical)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 81:50


    Yooooooo hey everyone its the first episode we've ever had with a guest!!!!!! Terrin Munawet aka GBMystical is a Chicago Liver, Music Player and Beer Drinker who joined us to talk about a nice wheat ale by Goose Island called "312". We discussed Linkin Park the band, Lincoln Park the place and Abe Lincoln, the guy who killed vampires and got bodied at the theater. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter/instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    15: White Claw Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 85:19


    ROCK HARD BREW REVIEWS: Two friends sit and talk while subjecting themselves to the world's worst and most commercially available beers. In this long-awaited continuation of the series, we review two more flavors of White Claw: Raspberry & Lime. You are now entering the No-Laws Claws Zone. Proceed with caution. Get your trunks on. Don't forget your sunblock!!! Email: rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @RHBR_pod DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    14: Pabst Blue Ribbon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 74:47


    ROCK HARD BREW REVIEWS: Two friends sit and talk while subjecting themselves to the world's worst and most commercially available beers. It's the moment you've been waiting for... this week we review a heavy-hitter in bad beer: PABST BLUE RIBBON. It's a budget-friendly option that fuels debauchery and smells like sweat. We also talk about a lot of other stuff... ENJOY! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    13: Michelob ULTRA

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 83:21


    It's time to explore the fantastical realm of Michelob ULTRA with your two sweetest boys. We talk about life, love, and the answer to that age-old question: what do pirates sound like? Then we guide you through the treacherous terrain of a bad website, looking for precious gems in an ancient mine of worthless opinions. Finally, we give our searing hot takes on the cold, cold beer. Please, PLEASE, enjoy. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    12: Lagunitas IPA

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 80:45


    Join us as we guzzle some Lagunitas IPA. Dylan has big cans. Anyway, what's new with you guys? JK, don't answer that, I'm still writing this description. In this episode, we discussed some very serious topics. So serious, in fact, I can't even write them here and not because I can't remember anything we said. Sorry I'm posting this so late, things are pretty wild right now. You understand. Thanks. Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    11: Stella Artois

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 88:25


    IT'S THE BIG 11TH EPISODE SPECIAL EXTRAVAGANZA!!! ...jk we don't mention the fact that it's number 10 at all so... sorry? Anyway, this week we drink some Stella Artois from Belgium and review it. We talk about Brando, Globetrotting, and a very cool and normal cave. Ok bye love uuuuu! Email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya? DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    10: Ruby Red Kolsch (Genesee)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 94:13


    Today we venture into new pandemic podcast territory for better or worse; we recorded this episode outside, together, very far apart. First, we suck on some Push Pops, and then we review Genesee Ruby Red Kolsch. Enjoy!!! DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    genesee ruby red red kolsch
    9: Genesee "Red Eye" (Classic Lager)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 76:58


    Well, it looks like it's time for a true hometown hero, Genesee Beer. This has been a long time coming, as it flows deep through our two hosts' veins, coating their Rochestarian DNA. Now that's what I call a tasty double helix! Grab yourself a garbage plate and secure your refund for those Red Wings season tickets, 'cause we got beer to drink!!! DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    8: Flock Hard Bird Reviews - Pelicans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 42:32


    B-B-B-BONUS EPISODE!!! In this inaugural episode of Flock Hard Bird Reviews, we talk PELICANS. That's all you need to know. CHECK IT OUT! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    7: Miller High Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2020 89:53


    Well, well, well. If it isn't our old friend, Miller High Life. The shampain of beers. Oo la la. Be careful when you crack one of these jawns open because they. are. SPILL-ABLE! DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    6: Coors Light

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 87:49


    Ever heard of Coors Light? Well if not, you're about to. The editing on this one got put on the backburner this week so it's late. Please deal with it, thanks. We fully support Black Lives Matter and the fight against racism in all forms. Here's a link to some helpful anti-racist media and materials: bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES. Never stop donating, learning, and listening to black voices. DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    5: Fosters Lager

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 79:52


    G'day M8!!!! This week the 2 buddies go down under as they review Australia's own Fosters Lager (the blue can). We discuss everything from Gumby to our subpar beer vocabularies. Trust us, it's a friggin' hoot! Don't forget to DM us on Twitter @RHBR_pod or email us at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com to be featured on the show! Ok, ttyl. DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    4: Heineken

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 83:31


    Look alive y'all because it's Heineken season, and your hosts are goin' huntin'! Hit us up on Twitter: @RHBR_pod or send us an email at rockhardbrewreviews@gmail.com and we may just read it on air. DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    3: White Claw Pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 74:11


    Surf's up this week RHBRheads, because the gents are talkin' Claw. White Claw, specifically. It's beer-adjacent so it's fine, and anyone who disagrees cannot be trusted. It's part one because we only had a couple of flavors, and content is scarce these days. Sit back, relax, and let us take you away to a tropical (and topical) paradise... DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    2: Bud Light

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 58:52


    This week your two fave knuckleheads are diving into BUD LIGHT, which is another beer. We recorded this in March, so there are some very dated references to the news, etc, so please disregard those. Also, the audio quality for this one should be way better than Ep. 1! DISCLAIMER: This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

    1: Corona Extra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 61:20


    diggin through the archives for this one. "first" ep of the show. we go through the news circa summer 2019 and try one of america via mexico's finest... CORONA EXTRA. DISCLAIMER: this is an attempt at a comedy podcast. we joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? ps we used a stock photo of corona. hit our lime if its yours and we can't use it lol --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rhbr/message

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