Stay up to date with the day's headlines analyzed by brain geniuses.
Shawn and Colin tackle America's 8 worst fast food burgers.
We komen naar België en doen daar in principe gratis podcasts, geef ons gewoon een hotelkamer en wat wafels.
We finally did a good episode.
Make sure you don a Johnny-bag when snogging a right fit bird, boyo.
Today we ride the rollercoaster of the markets. Dollar dollar bills y'all.
Use promo code SHAWNANDCOLINREADTHENEWSEPISODE71 to get 6% of all bar orders at Señor Frog's Orlando.
Still gotta flesh out the track list, but track it 11 is called Who Makes the Space Laws.
News in the morning, news in the evening, news at supper time. When Shawn and Colin read news, you can hear news and sixty-nine.
We both lost over $250,000 on GameStop so we have to get back into the podcast mines to earn our supper.
After narrowly surviving the Nashville blast, Shawn is back with all of today's hardest hitting headlines. Colin is enjoying his third bagel of the day.
On this episode we blast off on a rocketship of knowledge to explore the the light side, and the dark side, of the moon, earth's best friend.
Awesome new logo by Jaselle Spencer!
This week Shawn and Colin compare over 50 models of crossbow to determine which is right for you.
Please shelter in a doorway or under a sturdy table while listening to this ep.
What's the deal with Florida? I mean, really? We've both lived there so we can say that.
Hopefully one day, in a shining utopia like, I don't know, 2020, we won't have to deal with this shit any more and people can just fly their cars to the moon for space pizza.
It's very hard to have a comedy news podcast right now. Jesus Christ.
On this ep we discuss Hitler's meth and Nuremberg in separate, unrelated stories.
Bham comic Brooks Bell (insta: @aguynamedbrooks) joins us to discuss Chuck E Cheese pizza and stripers exclusively. No other subjects are broached.
Lowell Brillante joins us to talk about the best pressure points to use to take down someone who gets too close to you in public.
Today we walk you step-by-step through how to choose the right hand plane to use on your current woodworking project.
Sorry guys, I was sleepy on this one. I'll be funnier next time.
We talked about algorithmic audio mastering for like 45 minutes after this episode. None of it was recorded.
Let's see how Instagram Live works.
Noah Chrysler joins us from the Shawn Spencer studios deep under I-75 to help us relate everything back to Coronavirus.
Matt Stueck joins us from his bunker to give us all tips on how to cook and eat New York's famous rat king omelet.
Shave yourself before attempting to shave others. https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs/FacialHairWmask11282017-508.pdf
On this ep Shawn and Colin are joined by Stephanie Hanson, @DMmeyourthighs, and we delve deep into how many enemas the human body can survive.
TMobile and Sprint are merging and blah blah blah who cares they are dumb and also this episode's sponsors!
Wanna go to space. Get 999,999 of your closest friends to give us $2 and we'll make it happen possibly.
The coronavirus. What is it? In the following essay we will compare and contrast the Wuhan novel coronavirus with SARS in an attempt to pass biology class.
Trying something new and we're pretty excited. This week we discuss the goings on of Heart Mountain, Wyoming and it takes an unexpected turn somewhere in the middle.
In this ep we delve deep into the ocean, beyond the reaches of both sunlight and man, and see how long it takes to be crushed to death by the pressure.
In this episode we teach you how to use a Cap’n Crunch Bo’sun whistle to get free long distance calls.
We don't know what a horseradish is.
How would you rather go? Drawn and quartered? Impaled on a spike? Drowned to prove you aren't a witch? The plague? We dive deep into dying and stuff.
Kat Basilio joins us from the basement of the Met where she lives. Check her out on Instagram @frankenkat666
Today we fly duo, which is like flying solo but for 2 people. And the news will never be the same.
This is the show notes where I will add links to all the media. Just kidding. We don't know what we're doing.
TC and Sean showed up with a mobile bar and made us cocktails. They also know more about the news than we do. Check out their podcast Wasted Knowledge where they drink and interview experts on stuff. It's a great format. https://wasted-knowledge.blubrry.net/
In todays Ep we review the now discontinued iRobot Looj gutter cleaning robot.
The hilarious Joe Matarese joins us for a banger of an ep! For more of Joe, check out the Life of Joe Podcast or one of his many albums and specials on Amazon. https://www.joematarese.com/ https://www.joematarese.com/life-of-joe/
Today we're joined by the one and only Thompson Galetovic! We delve deep into subjects and their information.
Matt Stueck joins us in the studio to discuss Juuls, tobacco, snuff, and chaw.
Just in time for your last commute of the week, we are joined by the very funny K Thomas Zipper, aka Zipp, of the No Redeeming Qualities podcast! We talk XFL, NFL, CFL, AFL-CIO. Pretty much every acronym with FL in it, including Florida. https://twitter.com/nrq_podcast https://soundcloud.com/nrq-podcast https://nrqpodcast.com/
Amy Lyle joins us for an ear, nose, and throat infection extravaganza! Amy Lyle has had plenty of issues - she's divorced, she's been fired and frankly, she falls down a lot. Instead of giving up, she gave in and wrote a book about all of her failures, appropriately called, The Book of Failures. It has been on Amazon's Humor & Entertainment bestseller's list since its release. On any given day the book is wedged between other funny lady memoirs such as Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling, and Jenny Lawson. She now has a failures empire of sorts with a new book, We're All A Mess, It's OK, is co-hosting a talk show called In The Burbs and is trying to find people that make 10 million dollars or more to invest in her feature film. She also collects rescue dogs and is a bad dancer. https://www.amazon.com/Were-All-Mess-Its-collection-ebook/dp/B07KFRBG9W https://www.amazon.com/Amy-Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle-Book-Failures-inadequacies/dp/0998968404 https://www.amylyle.me/
The news boys (no relation) are joined by the very funny Stuart Rice and hammer out the details of a particularly contentious real estate deal. Here's a little more info about Stuart and where you can find him: Stuart Rice likes to claim that he is the 3rd smartest, 3rd funniest and 3rd most attractive person you will know. During the day, Stuart helps sales people and sales organizations reach their next level goals through training and building sustainable business strategies with Impactful Sales Solutions (www.impactfulsalessolutions.com). When not working with sales people, Stuart invites interesting people to have intriguing conversations… and then improvises comedy sketches from what they talked about on his podcast “Sketch Comedy Podcast Show” (www.sketchcomedypodcastshow.com). Marathon Productions, Stuart’s production company, also helps others produce podcasts to share their ideas and stories. Stuart lives in Portland, OR, where he is an active member of the sex-positive community and is he is just about done raising his kids (21, 18, 15) and mainly just enjoys being around them now. Links: Impactful Sales Solutions: https://impactfulsalessolutions.com Sketch Comedy Podcast Show: https://sketchcomedypodcastshow.com Marathon Productions, LLC: https://marathonproductions.net
Shawn and Colin break the record for most weeks of casting this podcast.
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