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Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in if they were currently drunk, and actually got a few calls. The first caller was still working off a Thursday night beer fest, on his way to help build playgrounds. (0:00)   Chaz and AJ were joined by comedian Jimmy Cash, for a segment about a teacher in trouble for taping a student to the chair. (6:36)   In Dumb Ass News, an influencer showing off a stool is impaled when it collapsed after she sat on it. (21:20)   Scot Haney was on the phone this morning to recap his Memorial Day Weekend, which he thought was a success.. until he never heard back from anyone. (27:04)  Boss Keith's Top 5 covered Sydney Sweeney's bath water, the terrible Karate Kid movie, and the Stephon Diggs viral video boat controversy. (43:53)

This is going to ruin the family vacation. Chicago’s best morning radio show now has a podcast! Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and remember that the conversation always lives on the Q101 Facebook page. Brian & Kenzie are live every morning from 6a-10a on Q101. Subscribe to our channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Q101 Like Q101 on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/q101chicago Follow Q101 on Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/Q101Chicago Follow Q101 on Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/q101chicago/?hl=en Follow Q101 on TikTok HERE: https://www.tiktok.com/@q101chicago?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is going to ruin the family vacation. Chicago’s best morning radio show now has a podcast! Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and remember that the conversation always lives on the Q101 Facebook page. Brian & Kenzie are live every morning from 6a-10a on Q101. Subscribe to our channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Q101 Like Q101 on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/q101chicago Follow Q101 on Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/Q101Chicago Follow Q101 on Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/q101chicago/?hl=en Follow Q101 on TikTok HERE: https://www.tiktok.com/@q101chicago?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

20 MINUTES on the fence!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hope gets to safety, Buck bargains with the Saint, and Loris finds her calling. The theme of tonight's episode is Saints.(To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description).The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Communion', and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show's Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, exclusive merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee the survival of this LGBTQ+ horror podcast.Hello From The Hallowoods is written and produced by William A. Wellman, a queer horror author. You can visit their website for more information! The transcript for this episode is available on the Hello From The Hallowoods Website. Click here to read!You can also find Hello From The Hallowoods on social media! The show is on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at @thehallowoods. If you'd like to connect with other fans of the show, there's even a fan-run Discord Server!Music for this episode was used under license from Artlist.com. The soundtracks featured were: ‘Rhea', by Yehezkel Raz,‘Morning Sunbeams' by Yehezkel Raz,‘Waiting and Hoping', by Lance Conrad, ‘Dark Silence', by Piotr Hummel,‘The Art of Connection', by Ardie Son,‘A Moon Walk', by Yehezkel Raz,‘King's Requiem', by Alon Peretz,‘Come Back Home', by Ardie Son,‘For the Broken Hearted', by Yehezkel Raz,‘Quantum', by ANBR,‘Run With Wolves', by Ardie Son,‘Our Story So Far', by Jakub Pietras,‘Witch's Brew', by CK Martin,‘Titan', by Yehezkel Raz,‘Infernos Laissez Vibre', by Yehezkel Raz,‘A Touch of Dream', by Max H., ‘Uncharted Lands', by Romeo,‘Dramatic Motion', by Lars Bork Anderson,‘Ave Maria', by Ada Ragimov,‘The Creation of All Things', by Doug Kaufman, ‘Rhea', by Yehezkel Raz,And ‘Farewell', by Maya Belsitzman and Matan EphratContent warnings for this episode include: Gore, Impaled with Nails, Body Torn Apart, Suicide (Implied), Violence. Kidnapping and abduction, Death + Injury, Blood, Birds, Gun Mention, Strangulation/suffocation, Static (including sfx), Emotional Manipulation, Body horror, Electrocution, Religious Violence 

Ep. 214 - Leon del Muerte (Impaled, Terrorizer LA) by Cali Death Podcast

660 - Recorded live on March 25, 2025 One hours of Black Metal followed by a look at this year's Northeast Dungeon Siege! More info about NEDS can be found here: https://northeastdungeonsiege.com/ Ambience for the night: Lord Bakartia - Where silence speaks in hushed tones lordbakartia.bandcamp.com/track/where-silence-speaks-in-hushed-tones **Playlist** 1) Gvozdena Nychta - Kraljevina Gerpesa 2) Narbeleth - On The Sight of Dusk 3) Wulkanaz - Bradhnavitni 4) Taranis - Waltz Mephistoph III 5) Fell Omen - Upon the Cliff, In Castle Stormveil 6) Tharmazegethuzan - 'Cross Sprawling Fields of the Impaled **talk** 7) Blasphamagoatachrist - Union of Black Metal Legions 8) Bacht'n de Vulle Moane - Wolfgebroed 9) Orrery - V 10) Sceptre - Hidden Sceptre 11) Drudkh - Fallen Blossom **talk** 12) Hoarfrost - Time Moves Slow Under Natures Glass 13) Paths Of The Eternal - Spectral Manifest 14) Unsheathed Glory - Portal into Lands Strange and Faraway 15) Psychic Hood - ...The Throne of Skulls 16) Wallachian Cobwebs - Night Sobbed a Potion Diseased 17) Elyvilon - A Hunger to Carry Off Flocks **talk** 18) Sombre Arcane - Finley's Rest (live) Live every Tuesday at 9pm ET on NSTMRadio.com

It's Friday, and you know what that means! The Two Dudes With Attitudes (Ryan & Denton) are back to break down another exciting week of AEW action! In this episode, we discuss AEW Collision (March 15), AEW Dynamite (March 19), and our live experience at AEW Revolution in Los Angeles.Topics Covered: 

The Dadley Boyz review last night's episode of AEW Dynamite and discuss...Jon Moxley IMPALED in World Title Street Fight!Who is heading to AEW Dynasty?Mercedes Moné vs. Billie Starkz!Hangman Page enters the Owen Hart tournament!Is Ladies Night over?!ENJOY!Follow us on Twitter:@AdamWilbourn@MichaelHamflett@MSidgwick@WhatCultureWWEFor more awesome content, check out: whatculture.com/wwe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can President Trump really take control of the Gaza Strip? A Queens high student finds himself impaled on a wrought iron fence. Where to cabbie goo to pee? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bask with us in the glory of the "Superman" teaser trailer that was released on Thursday! We gush all over it, folks. I won't lie to you. We also talk a lot about a lot of other news... Well, here's the full breakdown:SupermanThe Truth About Those Trailer RemixesThe Motion Poster"Look Up" Teaser Clip | https://youtu.be/KbE8n146umc"Superman" Logo Promo"Superman" Teaser Trailer Breakdown and Review"Superman" Teaser Trailer Breaks DC and Warner Bros. RecordsHow David Corenswet Convinced Gunn to use the TrunksGunn on ‘Superman' Justice League CameosSuperman BTS Video Reveals David Corenswet's Clark Kent VoiceDavid Corenswet on Superman's NaivetyRachel Brosnahan's Lois is Grappling with the Death of JournalismWhy Lois Kisses Clark in TrailerNicholas Hoult on His Luthor's Relatability and RuthlessnessGunn Reveals the Surprising Influence Top Gun: Maverick Had on SupermanJames Gunn Comments on Superman Movie Run TimeWhy Gunn Dropped “Legacy” From Superman's TitleSuperman Starts in the Middle of the ActionZack Snyder, Richard Donner, & All-Star Superman Influenced RebootUnseen Comics Element Will Finally Be Brought to LifeFirst Look at Perry WhiteGunn Summed up what He wanted for Superman Over Dinner with CastWas Krypto Motion Capture Done by Sean Gunn?Did "Superman" Cost 360 Million?Superman's Connection to Lanterns Won't Distract From the Movie"Superman" Holds the Key to Live Action GI RobotGunn Confirms Additional Superman Filming (But Not Reshoots)James Gunn Promises Superman Movie Songs Won't Distract From the ScoreWhy James Gunn is MiserableCreature CommandosIs Gorilla Grodd the DCU's First Big Bad?Impaled, Crucified and Died: Who Are the Heroes in Circe's Grotesque Vision?Animated James Gunn Wasn't His IdeaSupergirl: Woman of Tomorrow"Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow" Reportedly Starts Shooting in January 2025The Batman Epic Crime SagaMatt Reeves Confirms Talks Have Started About "The Penguin" Season 2Zoë Kravitz and Matt Reeves Variety InterviewJames Gunn Considered Bringing Robert Pattinson's Batman into DCUCLAYFACE"Clayface" DCU Film Officially Greenlit"Clayface" Release DateGunn Says It is DCU Movie and Not Connected to "The Batman" UniverseDCTEAJames Gunn Explains Lack of Booster Gold and Batman Updates: ”We're Not Quite There Yet”"Paradise Lost" is Still in "Very Active Development"Is An Animated "Knightfall" Trilogy Coming Our Way?Harley QuinnHarley Quinn Season 5 Trailer | https://youtu.be/0FrB7mJoesgDeadpool and Wonder Woman Christmas Adhttps://youtu.be/8zY0dZr8t28SINEATERFind Amanda Denham's Sineater: https://dawnbates.com/amandadenham/Join Our Riotous DC Debauch!Site: https://dconscreen.comStore: https://bit.ly/DCoStorePatreon: https://patreon.com/dconscreenApple: http://bit.ly/DCoSReviewSpotify: http://bit.ly/DCSCREENSpreaker: https://bit.ly/DCoSSpreaker

His story is legendary. One day while working on the railroad, Phineas Gage tapped on an iron rod that set off an explosion which sent an iron rod through his skull, destroying parts of his brain… yet he lived. But it changed his life… his personality… and it changed the medical and psychological world forever.SOURCES AND REFERENCES FROM THE EPISODE…“The Impaled Brain of Phineas Gage” by Laura Allan for Graveyard Shift: https://tinyurl.com/y3h7g36gWeird Darkness theme by Alibi Music Library. = = = = =(Over time links seen above may become invalid, disappear, or have different content. I always make sure to give authors credit for the material I use whenever possible. If I somehow overlooked doing so for a story, or if a credit is incorrect, please let me know and I will rectify it in these show notes immediately. Some links included above may benefit me financially through qualifying purchases.)= = = = ="I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46= = = = =WeirdDarkness® is a registered trademark. Copyright ©2024, Weird Darkness.= = = = =Originally aired: December 19, 2023CUSTOM LANDING PAGE: https://weirddarkness.com/PhineasGage

Dudes Day: Homework Excuses, Love, Guy Facials, Being Impaled 11/25/24 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Surfer dies after reportedly being impaled by swordfish. Oregon police department invites people to play Hide & Seek With a Cop. Students raise privacy concerns over using QR codes to get into bathrooms. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Copper Shores is shining a spotlight on a vital community event that's close to the hearts of many: the 8th Annual Suicide Prevention Walk. This walk stands as a beacon of hope and solidarity, reflecting the collective commitment to addressing mental health challenges and supporting one another. This year's event is on Saturday, September 14, 2024 from 1 to 4 p.m. at Ray Kestner Waterfront Park in Houghton.  Callisto Cortez, Youth Development Specialist at Copper Shores Outreach & Education brings a wealth of experience in youth engagement and mental health awareness. Her insights will shed light on the positive changes this event brings to our community and the ways it empowers youth to face mental health challenges with strength and support.  Taryn Mason, Copper Country Mental Health Institute Director discusses the significance of the walk, the ongoing efforts to support mental wellness, and how everyone can get involved, while bringing extensive expertise in mental health services and community outreach to the conversation. Her discussion will encompass the walk's broader impact, including how it serves as a powerful platform for raising awareness, promoting available mental health resources, and honoring those we have lost to suicide. Cortez and Mason speak on the positive effects of the event on the community, including how it brings people together and creates a supportive environment for those affected by mental health challenges. Attendees can learn about the resources available through Copper Shores Outreach & Education, Copper Country Mental Health and several other community partners, and how to access support if they or someone they know is struggling. Join Copper Shores and the Houghton Keweenaw Suicide Prevention Coalition for the eighth annual Suicide Prevention Walk on September 14, 2024, from 1 to 4 p.m. at Ray Kestner Waterfront Park, in Houghton. Discover the mission behind the Suicide Prevention Walk and how it aims to raise awareness, promote mental health resources, and remember those we have lost. Platinum: Breakwater Credit Union, Copper Country Mental Health Gold: Warm Rain Bronze: M&M Power Sports Copper: Biggby Coffee, Impaled, Kirkish Furniture, Kitschy Spirit Records, Lindell's Chocolate Shop, Superior Graphics, Sayen's, Walgreens Every step taken together at this walk is not just a step forward for awareness, but a powerful stride toward greater empathy and connection. For more information about the Suicide Prevention Walk and to get involved, visit coppershores.org/walk.

Today on the show Producer Mitch reads the news for you then gets in to some highlights from the Morning Rumble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been a little too polite around these parts lately, so it's time to fuck shit up with some blasphemous, abrasive black metal! Specifically, we'll be celebrating the discography of Finland's nastiest band ... Impaled Nazarene. Pat yourself on the back if you're able to withstand the full 40+ minutes of vile hatred put to music. Goats! More goats!!!!! Side One Tor Compt Norz Norz Norz ... (1993) (0:00) Goat Perversion Ugra Karma (1993) (1:11) Sadhu Satana (3:40) Chaosgoat Law Suomi Finland Perkele (1994) (5:26) Ghettoblaster (7:40) Steelvagina Latex Kult (1996) (10:43) Motorpenis Rapture (1998) (13:03) We're Satan's Generation (15:25) Iron Fist With An Iron Will (17:51) Penis Et Circes Side 2 Nihil (2000) (20:25) Zero Tolerance (22:17) Cogito Ergo Sum Absence of War Does Not Mean Peace (2001) (24:28) The Lost Art of Goat Sacrificing All That You Fear (2003) (28:22) Armageddon Death Squad Pro Patria Finlandia (2006) (31:17) Goat Sodomy Manifest (2007) (33:39) Goat Justice Road To The Octagon (2010) (36:05) Convulsing Uncontrollably Vigorous and Liberating Death (2014) (38:17) Kuolemon Varjot Eight Headed Serpent (2021) (39:52) Eight Headed Serpent

Todd Mullis found his wife Amy with a corn rake sticking out of her back on their Iowa farm in 2018. Physical evidence, a 911 call, and even Google searches helped prosecutors find her killer. Law&Crime's Jesse Weber analyzes the unforgettable case from start to finish.PLEASE SUPPORT THE SHOW: If you're ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. You can submit a claim in 8 clicks or less without having to leave your couch. To start your claim, visit: https://www.forthepeople.com/LCSidebarHOST:Jesse Weber: https://twitter.com/jessecordweberLAW&CRIME SIDEBAR PRODUCTION:YouTube Management - Bobby SzokeVideo Editing - Michael DeiningerScript Writing & Producing - Savannah WilliamsonGuest Booking - Alyssa Fisher & Diane KayeSocial Media Management - Vanessa BeinSTAY UP-TO-DATE WITH THE LAW&CRIME NETWORK:Watch Law&Crime Network on YouTubeTV: https://bit.ly/3td2e3yWhere To Watch Law&Crime Network: https://bit.ly/3akxLK5Sign Up For Law&Crime's Daily Newsletter: https://bit.ly/LawandCrimeNewsletterRead Fascinating Articles From Law&Crime Network: https://bit.ly/3td2IqoLAW&CRIME NETWORK SOCIAL MEDIA:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lawandcrime/Twitter: https://twitter.com/LawCrimeNetworkFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lawandcrimeTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/lawandcrimenetworkTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lawandcrimeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This episode, Hannah and Amber dive deep into ACOSF chapters 61-63. *This podcast contains spoilers for the entire ACOTAR series, more specific time stamps provided for other SJM series provided below.* Episode Outline:  Chapter 61: 11:35 Chapter 62: 32:35 Chapter 63: 54:53 Spoiler time stamps:  TOG and CC Spoilers: 33:50-36:00 SJM Universe Spoilers: 37:30-46:15 Book Recs: The Well of Ascension by Brandon Sanderson, Improbable Meet Cute Collection, The Mind F*ck Series by ST Abby, Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston Podcast Recs: Book Bound Besties  As always, thank you for being a part of our book club! Please be sure to rate and review the pod! Patreon: patreon.com/HouseofWindBookClub Audible Trial: www.audibletrial.com/houseofwind Email us your theories or questions: houseofwindpodcast@gmail.com Theme music: Age of Mythology by Feysilian Studios --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/house-of-wind-book-club3/support

Today On The show - 0.00 - Were You Impaled? 10.42 - Bear News 14.41 - Steve Smith 23.21 - A Message From A Listener 28.10 - Horror Holidays 35.28 - First Date Blowouts  44.34 - Fowler Homes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Terry and Jeetz talk about the 3 weirdest stories of the day! It's called the 533! Today includes: Man  dies by being gored by Buddha statue, Pet DNA company identifies human as canine, Airport security stops sorcerer!

This episode contains descriptions of execution and torture.To be Hanged, Drawn & Quartered. Put on the Rack. Impaled on a spike. This list paints a very dark picture. What was the reality of execution and torture in the Medieval world? Was it as bad as we think? Worse?Guiding us through this very grim history is Matt Lewis host of the History Hit podcast 'Gone Medieval'.Produced by Annie Coloe. Edited by Freddy Chick. Senior Producer is Charlotte Long.Enjoy unlimited access to award-winning original documentaries that are released weekly and AD-FREE podcasts. Get a subscription for £1 per month for 3 months with code AFTERDARK sign up at https://historyhit/subscription/ You can take part in our listener survey here.

Have you ever made a hasty decision and wish you could take it back? Stuck in a precarious place with nowhere to go? How do we make sure we are making the best decisions so we don't get impaled

Guilty Pleasures & Makeup sex. (Erotic Coupling)By Virginia_O. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Part 1: He reads to her while she deep throats, then rides him.Monica and Howard had fallen asleep after orgasms at each other's hands.She wakes up before him. Wrapped in his arms still, having been held through the night, she yawns and disentangles herself from him slowly so as not to wake him. She washes her face and brushes her teeth and wonders what they've planned for the day. It's a Saturday, and lovely outside. A bit warm, maybe, but good weather for swimming, and as she brushes her teeth, she peeks through the blinds into the backyard. She sees the pool, blue and beautiful, tempting her. Life feels tempting. Checking her phone's calendar she sees they don't have any plans, which she then remembers as having been the plan they made last week. The day is blocked out, labeled “just us”.Going into his study, she finds a novel she's always liked. Howard's voice turns her on, no matter what he's saying, and so she's planned her morning around it. Later, the pool. Now, his voice and this book. Back into bed, she moves the covers off of him, uncovering his cock, hardened to greet the day. Her favorite play thing in her sights, she giggles, waking the owner, Howard.“Good morning, Monica.”“Yes. It is. Good morning. Will you read to me?” As she asks this, she reaches toward him, her hand on and then above his knee, massaging his inner thigh as he drifts into the waking world.“Read to you? What?” He feels her hand and looks down toward it. He sees he's erect and feels himself throbbing toward her. He reaches for her, looking back up, her cheek resting in his hand, her smile resting on his cock. “Sure. I'll read to you.” He's certain this is an expression she hasn't explained yet. He likes where it's going, and is wondering at the hidden meaning of it as her cheek leaves his touch, her hand grasps his wrist, and a book is placed where the warmth of her skin had just been. A book. “Gone With the Wind?”“Yeah. Guilty pleasure of mine. I love that book. You can start reading now.” She opens to the first page for him, and looks into his eyes, blue and beautiful, looking tempting. Life feels tempting, and she wedges herself between his legs, her head resting on his thigh as she kisses the side of his cock. He half drops the book onto her head. Apologizing, he sets it aside, onto the pillow where she slept.“No no no. Don't apologize, and don't put the book down. You said you'd read to me.” She smirks at him, and at the bewildered look on his face, but tries to keep her expression as severe as possible. She's not fooling him, and he laughs at her. “Really, though. Please read to me, Howard.”“Say again?” His hand slips through her hair, pulling her face back toward his cock, where she clearly wants it to be.“I want you to read to me.” she whines, licking at him, whimpering with her desire and a bit of frustration. He nearly always wins the power games they play in bed. She's not actually a sore loser about it, but knows there are moments she'd do anything he asks of her. Those moments frighted and fascinate her. The head of his cock reaches her lips, and she gathers the strength to pull back. “Read now.”“Say please again, Monica.” His fingers twist into her hair further, and he pulls her face toward his tip, watching her smile, lapping at him. He keeps her just short of being able to taste him, and he likes watching her try to. “Say ‘please' again. Mean it.”“Oh! You're impossible. Please. Please read to me. I'll…I'll please you if you'd please read to me. It'll be fun, Howard.”Howard was having fun, but senses the frustration in her voice is pushing past play time, so he picks the book back up. Odd request, wanting to be read to. He's heard odder, and this could be fun, so he begins.Reading the first words, he feels Monica's mouth on his balls, kissing them. Wet kisses. He diverts his eyes to see her, and stops reading to do so. She stops kissing him at that, so he begins again. As he reads on, she licks up the shaft of his cock, then licks the pre cum off the tip, and lets her tongue slide around the head of his cock before….he stops reading, and watches her, but as soon as he does that, she stops where she is and is still until he reads on. He keeps reading, and feels her tongue slide down the other side of his cock, and her tongue laps at his balls from the other side, and again and again. His breathing gets less even, and he's stuttering over the words. The page blurs, but when he stops, so does she, so he keeps on as best he can, and feels his shaft in her throat, feels her throat convulsing around it as he stumbles over the words he's not taking in as he says them.He is in her throat, and being massaged by it, while she inches her way toward him, inching him into her. As her nose reaches his pubic bone and her tongue reaches his balls, he suddenly hates the damn book. Tossing it aside, he grabs the back of her head and watches as she gags on him, licks him, wants him and wants to please him. She's got him close, closer and closer and he drops his hands to his sides, lifting his hips into her further, on edge and out of his mind.Then she pulls off of him, unceremoniously and to his terrible disappointment. He looks at her, incredulous. She looks back, obstinate in her desire. A tense moment is between them, and confusion is on him. His orgasm, previously precariously mounting, slides back. His hips sink back onto the bed.“I want you to read to me, Howard.”“I want you to stop acting like a brat, Monica!” She smiles at him, ear to ear, glad to have provoked him. He is fun. So much so that she forgets to be serious. This registers with him. Her smile registers, and her pleasure at being provocative. “What you want is to please me, Monica. I want to see you show it.”She does very much want to please him. She's wet, writhing in between his legs, wishing he'd continue reading so she could continue sucking him. He sits up, sliding away from her, an unexpected thing, and she is not happy about that. He swings a leg over her head, clearing his body of hers, and starts to stand.“Please Howard, don't! Please…” He looks back at her, smiling, waiting for her to continue. “Please let me please you. Please let me please you.”Happy not to stand up and walk away, Howard lowers himself back onto the bed, but sits propped up for the most part, not letting Monica back in between his legs. He pulls her up toward him, kisses her. Whispers to her to climb onto him and show him how much she wants to please him. As she begins to mount him, acquiescent at last, he stops her with a gesture.“Face the other way, honey. It would please me to see your ass moving as you make me cum. You did say you want to please me?”She climbs onto him, reverse cowgirl, like he wants. She does want to please him, too. His knees move apart, and she feels his hand slide down her back, pushing her chest toward the bed. She reaches back, positions herself onto him, pushes him into her, and rocks back. She hears a soft thud in between his feet as he enters her fully. Looking toward the sound, there's her book. Both her ankles are wrapped by his fingers, and he pulls her legs back, until she's kneeling. Impaled on him and reaching for something to steady herself, she grabs his ankles, finds her rhythm, and tries to bury her face into the covers to suppress her moans, but her face meets with her book instead, and he hears her, loud and lovely and lustful.Rocking onto him, over and over, her orgasm builds and builds until she's sure to cum at any moment, and that's when he holds her still. Her moaning steadily becomes whimpering and finally “Please! Please let me cum!”“Read to me, Monica.”Confused at first, but only because there's little blood flow anywhere that isn't her clit, she only takes a moment before she remembers the book. Opening it, she begins reading, and he begins pumping into her. As she had done with him, he stops pleasing her when she stops reading, but allows her to have him even as she stutters over the words. Eventually she's able to climb back to the top of the feeling, and her pussy grips and massages his cock as she orgasms, bringing him close to climax.Grabbing her hips, he pulls her and pushes her toward and then away from him, faster and harder as she moans and shudders around him until his seed pumps into her and he hold her close as it fills her.It was a good book.Part 2: From Jackie's Diary: Make-up sex power play.I walked into the room at the magic hour, backlit as the sun set behind me. I closed the door, and Howard lit up, happy to see me. It had been too long since we were last alone. He liked my sundress. I did too. I liked it so much that it was the only article of clothing I had on. As  He walked toward me I put my hand up in front of me, palm out. He automatically stopped, looking surprised and a little confused, but curious.I bent forward, cleavage showing as He stood waiting for the next moment. Taking my time, gathering the hem of my dress in my hands, I stood back up, exposed and excited, feigning a strength I didn't have as my knees weakened seeing the hungry look on his face. I couldn't let that hunger go to waste, could I? His eyebrows went up as if asking permission, and I gave my assent with a nod, smiling at my good fortune to have such a willing lover. A warm smile came to us both as He kneeled. I moved forward, toward him more slowly than He cared for.Howard's impatience showed but he didn't verbalize it, wanting to stay in my good grace until his turn came. Ideas darted about in his head about when his turn came. His mouth had started watering since the moment I walked in, and it felt hot, electric and almost too much to take as his tongue licked up my slit and his mouth enveloped my clit, the wet heat of our fluids mingling as my head fell back in the astonished jolt of his electricity meeting mine. He lapped at me, wrapping his hands around my thighs and pulling me into his face. I leaned into him, my hands running through his hair as he mumbled indecipherable words that obviously meant he was feeling an enormous satisfaction after having had such an uncomfortably long abstinence without me.I stepped back, lowering my dress, and his face contorted into frustration. Why would I take his toy away so suddenly when we had just started to play nice? I wanted with so much of myself to straddle his face again and lean into the feeling until I came. I enjoyed the muffled sounds of his ecstasy at creating mine, and I'd missed it so, so much.Another part of me wanted much more of him than his desire. I admit I was holding resentment about how we'd last parted. It wouldn't keep me away, but it would mean it wouldn't be roses and rainbows in the first few minutes just because he eats pussy so well and so willingly. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat down. This had never happened, and at first he remained there with my juices on his chin and his cock as ready as it ever was, yet unsatisfied.Howard wanted me. He wanted me so much that his mouth hung open for a bit, reaching for the right words but realizing it wasn't going to be his just because he wanted it. I'd never wanted him to beg, but would I now? That was a concession he was willing to make. His cock needed that concession, but I stopped him before he got out a word and said I wanted him to sit down, talk to me. The tension was almost too much for him, but he gained his composure, poured a cup of coffee, and asked what I wanted to talk about.I don't want Howard to talk with me, but to me. I come to his side of the table and help he takes his shirt off. I tell him to talk to me and then my mouth meets his for a moment. I wait, and once he starts talking, I start kissing his neck. The feeling distracts him and he becomes speechless, so I stop kissing until he begins again, and that's when my hands wander, caressing him, running my fingers through his hair. He pulls me to him and kisses me, wrapping his arms around me. Pressed against him, I lose my own focus and my moans and staggered breathing put him back on familiar ground. He sees the desperate desire for he floods me and his eyes get wide. Don't get smug, I was doing well there for a minute.He isn't exactly smug, but he is pleased to see my animalistic desire for him hasn't subsided in the least. He can feel me trembling all over with it, and now I'm the one with hungry eyes and he can tell I want nothing more in this moment than to have his cock in me as my hips move to the rhythm he sets with my legs spread and my feelings bare.He stands up and out of his pants as I take his hand to lead him into the bedroom. He doesn't let me lead him, though. He stays standing there, and he sees me turn looking at his feet planted where they are and my pleading confused look. Why would he stop the goings on when they're going so well? He would love to follow me into the bedroom. He likes to see me crawl into the bed with horny impatience and spread my legs for him, knowing every moment he isn't in me borders on being physically painful. He likes the look of surprise and pleasure that I get as he enters me because he knows I want it so much. It's not going to be mine just because I want it, though. He never really makes me wait, but will he now? I know that I will wait. I have no other option but to wait. My desire for him has become a desperate need and I feel like I'm going to burst out of myself with the need. Focusing on my breathing, my heart manages to slow from a gallop to a pounding so I can think somewhat less single mindedly.I know he's angry about me leaving as I did. He wants me back, but isn't going to go back to what had almost become routine just because I got him horny and then started off for the bedroom. He slowly and deliberately sits back down and picks up his coffee. This had never happened, and at first I stand there panting and wet.He has on his poker face. I didn't know he had one. The hunger is my eyes now, and not wanting to waste it, he looks down at his crotch and move his knees further apart, giving me the option but not being insistent. A frustration is mounting in me that is so hard to contain. I need him, so I get to my knees, moving toward him and his irresistible scent gives me hope of my possible future release. My mouth is now the one that's watered, and I lick his balls slowly, looking up at him. I'm trying to gauge when it's my turn. It's not the attitude he'd prefer I have when I could just be glad for the option to please him. That would be preferable, but I'm painfully sexually frustrated. He can see that as I suck his balls into my mouth. It feels good, but he thinks it would be best if I could calm down a bit and adjust my expectations, so he tells me to stop sucking. I open my mouth wider and there's a soft wet sound as the vacuum seal of my lips on his balls is broken, but as I move my head back, his hand meets the back of my head. He had told me to stop sucking. He did not tell me to take him out of my mouth. He guided me closer and then move his hand away.A few seconds pass with me in that position, kneeling before him with his balls in my mouth, trying to stay still. They're a really nice few seconds for him. I'm not able to nag him if his balls block my ability to talk, for one, but the physical sensation also feels really good. He thinks there may be something about this that could settle a lot of issues. I break the silence despite the obstruction and I mumble what he knows to mean I'm asking what he wants me to do. He tells me what he's were thinking about this maybe solving some problems, but even if it doesn't solve a problem, he likes me just like this. If I don't want to stay there, that's ok, too.I stay there, at first thinking this is a little ridiculous, but then I calm down some and it is nice. I don't have to worry about everything in my world like this. Staying in the moment is really a lot easier with him in my mouth. So I stay like that for as long as he likes.When he's ready, he stands up, and let me suck him. He enjoys the muffled sound of my ecstasy at creating his, but this isn't his preferred ending, so He has me stand and lead me into the bedroom, where  He doesn't want me to lay down and accept as is so often my preference, but He laid down, and wants to watch me take initiative. It feels so much more exposing to me, and it is. Almost nothing of my body remains connected to the world except for where I connect with Him in this position. He watches me enjoy the ride.By Virginia O for Literotica

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Topics discussed on today's show: National Irish Coffee Day, Ojos Locos, Who's Going To Hell?, Drinking Coffee, Laughing Gas Kills, White Rhinos, Birthdays, History Quiz, Boeing, Unhappy Employees, Cutest Dog Breeds, Impaled by Pliers, Dating, Movie Review, Movie Password, Not So Serious Reason You Got In Trouble In School, and Apologies.

Today on LIVE! Daily News, a driver was impaled in a car crash in downtown San Angelo, the Concho Valley needs help counting the homeless, and a fugitive gets arrested in San Angelo.

Join us as we discuss Season 2 Episode 1: The Belchies and Season 2 Episode 2: Bob Day Afternoon of Bob's Burgers! Join us as we recap and chat about Bob's Burgers Season 2 Episode 1 The Belchies and Season 1 Episode 2 Bob Day Afternoon! Did you know there are 25 combinations to the sexy dice Bob and Linda use as drawn out above. Wiki page for the episode https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/The_Belchies https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Bob_Day_Afternoon Links, articles, and videos mentioned in this episode: Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Tiktok

Dr. Ruby Rose and her medical colleagues are presented with an assortment of emergency cases, including a patient with a dangerously swollen penis, a small toy stuck in a toddler's nose and a mechanic who has impaled his hand with a sharp tool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this new episode #92 of "Climate Change Roundtable,"  host Anthony Watts leads a thought-provoking discussion with Heartland experts H. Sterling Burnett, and Linnea Lueken.This past year has been an unrelenting year of climate alarmism, yet when you look at what has actually happened compared to what was predicted, there's a wide gap between the hype and the reality. From wildfires to record temperatures, when you examine the data, it isn't alarming at all. Plus we'll touch on the failures of Net-Zero and wind power, both of which took big hits this year.And, like always, we'll have Crazy Climate News of the week.Join us at Noon Central Time (1PM ET) Whether you're a climate enthusiast, a policy expert, or just someone curious about the different facets of climate change discourse, this episode will enlighten you.

In this new episode #92 of "Climate Change Roundtable,"  host Anthony Watts leads a thought-provoking discussion with Heartland experts H. Sterling Burnett, and Linnea Lueken.This past year has been an unrelenting year of climate alarmism, yet when you look at what has actually happened compared to what was predicted, there's a wide gap between the hype and the reality. From wildfires to record temperatures, when you examine the data, it isn't alarming at all. Plus we'll touch on the failures of Net-Zero and wind power, both of which took big hits this year.And, like always, we'll have Crazy Climate News of the week.Join us at Noon Central Time (1PM ET) Whether you're a climate enthusiast, a policy expert, or just someone curious about the different facets of climate change discourse, this episode will enlighten you.

PLEASE SHARE THIS EPISODE in your social media so others who loves strange and macabre stories can listen too! https://weirddarkness.com/impaled-brain-phineas-gage/IN THIS EPISODE: His story is legendary. One day while working on the railroad, Phineas Gage tapped on an iron rod that set off an explosion which sent an iron rod through his skull, destroying parts of his brain… yet he lived. But it changed his life… his personality… and it changed the medical and psychological world forever.SOURCES AND REFERENCES FROM THE EPISODE…“The Impaled Brain of Phineas Gage” by Laura Allan for Graveyard Shift: https://tinyurl.com/y3h7g36gVisit our Sponsors & Friends: https://weirddarkness.com/sponsorsJoin the Weird Darkness Syndicate: https://weirddarkness.com/syndicateAdvertise in the Weird Darkness podcast or syndicated radio show: https://weirddarkness.com/advertise= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =Weird Darkness theme by Alibi Music Library. Background music provided by Alibi Music Library, EpidemicSound and/or StoryBlocks with paid license. Music from Shadows Symphony (https://tinyurl.com/yyrv987t), Midnight Syndicate (http://amzn.to/2BYCoXZ) Kevin MacLeod (https://tinyurl.com/y2v7fgbu), Tony Longworth (https://tinyurl.com/y2nhnbt7), and Nicolas Gasparini (https://tinyurl.com/lnqpfs8) is used with permission of the artists.= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =OTHER PODCASTS I HOST…Paranormality Magazine: https://weirddarkness.tiny.us/paranormalitymagMicro Terrors: Scary Stories for Kids: https://weirddarkness.tiny.us/microterrorsRetro Radio – Old Time Radio In The Dark: https://weirddarkness.tiny.us/retroradioChurch of the Undead: https://weirddarkness.tiny.us/churchoftheundead= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =(Over time links seen above may become invalid, disappear, or have different content. I always make sure to give authors credit for the material I use whenever possible. If I somehow overlooked doing so for a story, or if a credit is incorrect, please let me know and I will rectify it in these show notes immediately. Some links included above may benefit me financially through qualifying purchases.)= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ="I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =WeirdDarkness® is a registered trademark. Copyright ©2023, Weird Darkness.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/3655291/advertisement

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After a brief break, the ladies are back! This week, Shannon takes us to Iowa and tells us about Amy Mullis, who's husband claimed she fell backwards onto a corn rake and died. But was it just a freak accident or intentional homicide?   **Episode Sources** Killer Cases- S1E10 Murder in the Barnyard- Hulu 48 hours- S34E11- the Corn Rake Murder- Paramount+ **Products Mentioned** https://www.shesbirdie.com/?rfsn=6771039.9b0430 Promo Code: DARKHEARTS15 https://bookoutlet.com/ **Patreon** https://patreon.com/Heartland_Darkland **Find Us at these links** * https://www.hldlpodcast.com/ * https://www.facebook.com/heartlanddarklandpodcast/ * https://www.instagram.com/heartland.darklandpodcast/ * https://www.tiktok.com/@heartlanddarklandpodcast

Injuries are a part of youth ministry, there's unfortunately no way around it. But this injury, hang tight... On this episode of Youth Group Chronicles Micah, Sam and Isaiah discover not all youth group injuries are created equal. Tune into this episode of the pod to find out for yourself what ended up being a wild fluke of an incident.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss a controversial moment from Lord Remy's Podcast Remy's Roundtable. Sarah went through some trauma this week and we do our best to help her through it. Chris tries to make it all about himself. Then Chris tells us about his weekend at his best friend's wedding in which he had to walk, rather scoot down the isle. Nick looks for some parenting advise. Plus our regular segments and much more. #sandwichgate #9/11 #badapologies #chit #impaled #grousomeinjury #teamfreakoutTo connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. www.manscaped.com use the promo code NNF for 20% off. Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.

Indrid is reunited with her son, Zelda completes her mission, and Penny's luck runs out. The theme of tonight's episode is Flames.(To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description).The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Into the Void', and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show's Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, exclusive merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee the survival of this LGBTQ+ horror podcast.Hello From The Hallowoods is written and produced by William A. Wellman, a queer horror author. You can visit their website for more information! The transcript for this episode is available on the Hello From The Hallowoods Website. Click here to read!You can also find Hello From The Hallowoods on social media! The show is on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at @thehallowoods. If you'd like to connect with other fans of the show, there's even a fan-run Discord Server!Music for this episode was used under license from Artlist.com. The soundtracks featured were: ‘Forest Overture', by Yehezkel Raz, ‘Advent', by Ben Winwood,‘Tortured Lands', by Kyle Preston, ‘82 Years Old', by Yehezkel Raz,‘Beacon of Light', by Ardie Son, ‘Omega', by Ardie Son,‘King's Requiem', by Alon Peretz, ‘Currents', by Ardie Son,‘Departures', by Ardie Son, ‘Tides of Change', by Kashido,‘Ganymede', by Yehezkel Raz, ‘Welcome to the Real', by Eleven Tales, ‘Sunken Days', by Ardie Son, ‘Absolute Wonder', by Shahead Mostafafar, ‘Mysa', by Laurel Violet,And ‘Farewell', by Maya Belsitzman and Matan EphratContent warnings for this episode include: Al has no skin (as usual), Ableism for ghosts?, Violence, Death + Injury, Blood, Impaled by Spike, Needles, Birds, Gun Mention, Strangulation/suffocation, Static (including sfx), Emotional Manipulation, Body horror, Religious Violence, Child Sacrifice, Burning Alive, House Fires, Character Death

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's our birthday, it's the end of Celebs on Thursday, Anna's been to the NTAs, Lu's been in Mykonos and Dixie had an incident with a ginge. Plus, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in a spot of bother, the mass murder that turned out to be a yoga class, a bean basher, a vaccinations clash amongst friends and being impaled on a ladder. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Wally talks about MLK day, a documentary about Glee is coming out and it talks about cast members that tragically passed away, and we talk about the one show we would want to watch if we could only choose one. You can join our Wally Show Poddies Facebook group at www.facebook.com/groups/WallyShowPoddies Click the Youtube option

Savage Superstar Dave Nelson hosts this week's great game! Rules Guy in person, Darren Marlar, of the Weird Darkness podcast teams up with Neal to take on Ken and Jeff. This game has everything, recent events, Rodney Dangerfield one liners, and soccer. Which team will take the title? *Adult Subject Warning* Supporters: https://www.trivialitypodcast.com/the-cream-of-the-crop/ Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE on iTunes or your preferred podcast app! Follow us on social media, and support the show on Patreon for great perks!  Support us Directly: www.Patreon.com/TrivialityPodcast All Social Media: https://linktr.ee/trivialitypodcast Want to hear your trivia question during an episode? Send us question to the email: TrivialityPodcast@Gmail.com with the subject QUESTION 5 and a host's name (Ken, Matt, Neal, or Jeff). We will read one listener submitted question per round. Triviality is an Airwave Media podcast. www.airwavemedia.com Please contact sales.trivialitypodcast@gmail.com if you would like to advertise on our podcast. Triviality is an Airwave Media podcast. [New Episodes Every Tuesday] © Triviality – 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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