Slugnuts Radio Hour

Two episodes in a row? We're back, baby! Win a hunting trip with Donald Jr. as we hunt for his chin and missing shoulders. John Bolton and his mustache are now panhandling in DC. Trump is single-handedly trying to save Alabama from Hurricane Dorian but nobody, including all of science and common sense, will help!  Also, the boys explore an insane libtard fan theory that the founding fathers might have been racist simply because they owned black people. Badasses and super friends of the show, Nonstarter, allow us to play the title track off their new album Seasoned Stuntman. There will be...hearing loss! Nonstarter - https://www.dangrecordsmusic.com/nonstarter    

At least we think it's #27. We lost the historical records in the move. Anyway, after a 'brief' hiatus, the boys bring you a shocking reveal in the biggest twist in Slugnuts Radio Hour history! We talk about female soccer players and display our incredible sports knowledge. We're going global with G7 breakdowns then providing early thoughts on the 2020 Democrat candidates. And let's throw in some climate change discussions because we won't be able to talk about it after the world burns. Also, introducing two new amazing albums from our two favorite local bands: "The Nervous Curtains" and "Nonstarter". Great people and longtime supporters of the show. Check them out! Nonstarter - https://www.dangrecordsmusic.com/nonstarter Nervous Curtains - https://nervouscurtains.bandcamp.com/  

After another long absence the boys try to get this thing airborne again. They talk about Mike's recent trip to Australia so you'll have to play this episode backwards. A little discussion of the Cohen hearings and racism. Oscar recaps, politics of artists, and Captain Marvel. Only the Slugnuts team can artfully tie it all together like a ribbon on a gay wedding cake. 

Season 2 means you don't have to wait months between shows!! (At least for this episode...) Kyle and Mike discuss personal encounters with the Conservative hive then some discussion on record early voting and registrations in front of midterms. The guys try to solve the age-old mystery of how exactly Ted Cruz is Texas "Tough".  No, seriously? Maybe Republicans have a different dictionary? Some very exciting info on new Slugnuts merchandise. Listen to the podcast to get the details before the official release!

Episode #24 - "The Boy in the Long Black Robe"   The guys officially kick off the highly anticipated Season 2 of their award-whining podcast. This episode brought to you by Kava-Nachos, the snack for judges who like beer. They talk about the Texas Senate race where Ted Cruz tries to score political points by constantly reminding everyone how cool Beto is. Also, a special, unreleased song provided by an awesome band and good friends of the show -Nonstarter.

Episode #23 - Two Boars in Singapore The boys dust off their microphones and cover the exciting times unfolding as America finally attacks its true enemy, Canada, and cozies up to North Korea. Putin is the kid on Christmas Day who realizes he's getting every present on his list. Also, a hilarious interview filed from our Singapore office covering the North Korea meeting. This episode eatures a field report from Slugnuts Asia Correspondent, Dave Austin. As mentioned in the podcast, Dave's podcast "Who Are These People?"   can be listened to here. And are the links to the videos mentioned in the interview: White House Video for Kim North Korean Video    

  Some crazy, homeless dude calls into Fox and Friends pretending to be the President. Eventually, the anchors catch on and cut him off after thirty short minutes in which he admits to the Stormy Daniels affair and ruins Michael Cohen's legal strategy. We've got soundbites of the best part including the Toby Keith song that starts the whole thing (and further kills the world's opinion of country music). Also, looks like Bill Cosby and his pudding pop are off to prison after convictions for assault.

The episode so nice we recorded it twice! The guys heroically overcome technical difficulties to deliver another award-winning episode. Trump employs the military to fight his imaginary border invasion while starting a very real trade war on other fronts. Teachers stage protests in multiple red states. Apparently they've had enough winning... slugnuts!   Help support the Anti-Ted Cruz billboard at the link below:   https://www.gofundme.com/go-away-ted-cruz/  

Midnight Train to Nunberg The Slugnuts team celebrates the one year anniversary of the podcast with the twentieth episode. Trump and Kim Jong-un are set to have a meeting of the mindless. We talk about those liberal, gun-grabbing carpetbaggers like Ronald Reagan, with a history lesson thrown in. We discuss how white people can protest to extremes with zero repercussions. And why not have a little talk about vampires for no reason?

  The boys are back after a long wait ready to make people laugh but....unfortunately we have to focus a whole episode, again, on another school shooting and the lack of preventative ideas from our leadership.  Hard to mine comedy from a graveyard. We go over a giant list of ways to debunk stupid gun control arguments and we've made it available here:   http://slugnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Slugnuts-Guide-to-Winning-Gun-Control-Arguments.pdf    

This episode is, like, really smart.  Trump unveils a bold immigration strategy that involves insulting immigrants and the countries they come from. Quinnipiac is a poll not Trump's latest nickname for Elizabeth Warren. Thanks to aggressive tax breaks, Slugnuts can now repatriate all the comedy they've been hiding offshore. Fox News does their version of a one-man show.

The much-anticipated, super-sized Slugnuts annual Christmas special.  A collection of best-of clips combined with some new material and Xmas bits.  A visit from the Elf on the Shelf and a holiday gift-giving PSA from Katie. Also a sneak preview of the White House Christmas wishlist. Christmas music provided by Calhoun, the Polyphonic Spree, and the Old 97's.

Mike and Kyle talk about refusing People's Sexiest Man Alive cover because they didn't have time for the photoshoot. We ramp up for their upcoming Christmas Special Extravaganza Bonanza. Tune in for details or you'll be left out of the War on Christmas. We'll cover the Uranium One scandal and other totally real, not made up by FoxNews, controversies like flat earth and flying sasquatches.  

Mike and Kyle debut a new intro that's actually more annoying than the old one, prompting a return trip to the Slugnuts studio.  Maybe next episode.  Mueller has indictments aplenty so get in line now to reserve yours. A blue wave hits Virginia and the Northeast, last seen heading straight for Alabama.  The guys talk about the future, Patreon funding, Xmas sales and doing business in the post-Slugnuts disrupted economy.

Trump somehow makes calling war widows all about himself, surprising nobody. Kyle and Mike try (and fail) to find humor in the Weinstein scandal. FoxNews doesn't let a year of sexual harassment scandals stop them from blaming Hillary for Weinstein. Something, something, Benghazi! Come see us at the Open Carry Guitar Rally in Dallas this Sunday, October 22nd!

Kyle and Mike discuss America's latest mass shooting...again. You can take our podcast when you pry it from our cold dead ears. Trump throws paper towels at Puerto Ricans after explaining what an island is. Kyle discusses his involvement with the upcoming Dallas Open Carry Guitar Rally and we have a very special closing song. You can download 'Heroes' by Barry Kooda and the gang here - http://opencarryguitarrally.com/music

Back from the Staple! Independent media show, Kyle and Mike are caught in a time warp where old topics never die: Healthcare, Confederate statues, protesting against protests, it never ends! Trump tests the theory that unclever nicknames can solve all our problems. A bit of help from Bo and Luke. Also, how can the South rise again when its monuments keep falling down?

Mike and Kyle hit the road for the Staple! Independent Media Expo in Austin. Climate change: Chinese hoax or Lithuanian prog rock band? Hurricane season is upon us but Rush Limbaugh is unafraid. Trump ends DACA, continuing his streak of "accomplishments" that are just reversals of Obama's accomplishments.

Mike and Kyle celebrate ten episodes with an extra bigly dose of podcast. Bannon is out. We'll talk about Charlottesville, solve the Confederate monument issue, and defeat the Nazis (again)...unless we get Trumped. Also, tune in for details on our Slugnuts 10th episode giveaway. Listen and win! Ugh, did we just say that? Man, ten episodes in and we go full morning radio. Thanks for listening!

Mike and Kyle wonder how long Scaramucci will last as new Communications Director not knowing he would be fired by the times these show notes are written. Priebus and Spicer are also gone with Sessions on the bubble. We're one Steve Bannon away from a B-I-N-G-O!  Efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare have been repealed without replacement...again. The boys lament another Texas political embarrassment.

A very special Radio Hour as Kyle revisits his childhood mall days. We celebrate Slugnuts being on the cover of Time magazine. Mike reveals his plan to prove Russian collusion. Times are tough but Kyle delivers one of his famous pep talks. Don't miss it!

Trump tweets himself into a hole...again. The Russia scandal is like the worst case of herpes Trump has ever had; it just keeps coming back. Kyle and Mike learn that impersonating the sweet Southern style of Jeff Sessions will inevitably skirt the line of racism. Then we wrap things up with 15 minutes of delightful rambling.

In an alternate timeline, the boys would be celebrating the closure of the Russia investigation and a full week where Trump doesn't do a single thing to embarrass the whole country. Instead we talk about Trump's around the world adventure. The Donald likes his papal visits non-Spicey. Mike talks about his new BFF Ricky Gervais.

Trump not only has the best words, he even invented some. Sorry, James Comey, Trump's just not that into you. Kyle and Mike hide in the corner as Texas continues its tradition of being a national embarrassment. And the Russians pop up again...and again...and again...

What the hell's a cold open? Kyle and Mike talk about Chicks, man. Steven Seagal has an awkward encounter with Kurt Russell. What if they invited a football team to the White House and nobody showed up?  Our biggest episode yet!

Episode 3! Limited letterbox edition. This one comes with a trigger warning for the ladies: heavy use of the 'M' word. The Slugnuts team weighs in on an obscure, overlooked United Airlines story.  Donald Trump is not so vanilla when it comes to baked goods. Also, ASMR: internet phenomenon or another acronym for ISIS? Mike takes over show notes writing, but at what cost?

Episode 2! Sophomore slump or aural orgy?  Kyle and Mike pontificate on political poo-poo and remember to hit the record button (lucky you!). learn stuff about sports from the experts Pork and Mindy Readings from BAWL, the beat poetry of Donald Trump

Meet the handsome brains behind your favorite, hip, edgy, eventually award-winning, post-punk political cartoon "The End Times." In this white-knuckle, orgasm-inducing ear-banger, you'll join the fellas in a technicolor tromp through the carnage of the weeks' news. Learn about the Peter principle and why the White House press room triggers your nut allergy. Mike makes some giallo jokes that 3 people on the planet will find funny. Kyle googles 'podcast shownotes'